Fandom Radio: Monday October 9th

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly: "Good evening, Fandom. This is Aly coming to you on this first Monday following Homecoming. Hopefully all of you had fun? Not too much fun, but fun."

Faithful: "Judging from my lovely perch above all your heads? That's ... actually what happened. Except in black and white."

Aly: "Aww, were you stuck in a tree all week, Faithful? Is that why you weren't around."

Faithful: "I was not stuck in a tree! I was there on purpose!"

Aly: "A talking cat, and you couldn't call for help. Poor thing."

Faithful: "Which part of...you know what? Forget. As stubborn as your mother." Low muttering could be heard, the words unintelligble.

Aly: *snickering* "Should I scratch your ears? Or just go onto the news?"

Faithful: "News."


Classes, glorious Classes! What wouldn't we give for!

Aly: If you insist. In Media Studies, the students are supposed to work on their proposals, but really do anything but as D'Anna and Jake communicate telephatically, Dean and Sammy complain about their Prophecy test, and Mac and Summer discuss Homecoming. Somehow everyone manages to turn in their proposals.

Faithful: There's a miracle. Interstellar Relations play with political parties. What kind of fish did they serve? House of Lords meets for a debate. Excuse me while I die of laughter imagining the food fight. No, you don't want to know how my brain works. Cross blah blah blah animals. A big honkin' snake to be more specific. I'm quoting here people. And finally, World History studies the Tudors in England. Couldn't they have studied them here? I'll stop with the bad puns now, really.

Aly: Oh why bother? Spanish is tested on the past perfect tense. Honestly? It don't make no nevermind. Pop Culture learns about sitcoms. ...what...are sitcoms? Joxer apologises to Bel before Luke and Bel talk about Homecoming. Luke and Briar try to figure out what a laugh track is and Gwynn and Pete wonder if sitcom behavior is 'normal.' Okay, seriously, I would appreciate the notes to include appendices next time. In news I do understand, Gwynn is worried that being nominated Homecoming Court makes her a traitor to her King.

Faithful: So what does that make Alanna as school President?

Aly: A Democrat?

Faithful: There's a loud snort. In actual news, Prophecy had a test. Okay, is it just or is the last time I did this they also had a test? And Dawn's unhappy with homework. I'd be worried if she was happy.

Aly: I'm still wondering why they take tests in Prophecy at all. Again with the knowing it's coming.

Faithful: I've ... got nothing. Office hours! I can't believe I'm excited about office hours.

Aly: You have to be starved for amusement stuck in that tree all week.

Faithful: I wasn't stuck in it!

Aly: Of course you weren't

Faithful: El Mariachi, Mary Poppins, Hawkeye, Thursday Next, Dr. Wilson, and Azirasomething have office hours. Cally visits Wilson, Lana visits long name. Nothing happened in the library. I'm ignoring you.

Aly: Poor library. What did it ever do to you? Flight Club met, mingled, and talked to Aeryn. Oh, yes, they also flew starfighters. Naomie and Mac eat lunch, but not together. Girls? In case the memo passed you by? One of the purposes of high school is socialisation.

Consider yourself...at home!

Faithful: You people are boring today. Bel channel surfs. The ultimate sign of boredom. Nadia and Bel poke each other. See my comment about channel surfing. Dawn talks to Bel about Parent's Weekend. There's a short silance and the cackling laughter and a thud.

Aly: And they say cats always land on their feet. Obviously, 'they're' wrong. Bel teases Marie about Jamie. There is apparently adorable blushing. Marie and Nadia congratulate each other on being royalty. And Walter tells Nadia about the massive snake he met today. Notes say not dirty, but really, come on.

Faithful: Yuck.

Aly: You have some bark in your fur still.

Faithful: I WAS NOT STUCK IN A TREE! Ahem. And in other yucky news, Aeryn and John and Bel and Phoebe are snuggly. And in un-yucky news? Blair talks to Bel.

Aly: I refuse to use the word 'yucky.' I'm just saying that now. Rory checks up on Luke who is...waving a stick around. It's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out. Jude is back from Thanksgiving and Bridge brings Rory a flower. Awkwardness ensues. Awwww.

Faithful: You skipped Mac checking in on cally. And there's nothing wrong with the word yucky. Blah blah blah Jim is back as a boy and the twins talk. Wow.

Aly: I've never known twins to talk before. Really, that's outstanding news.

Faitful: Yeah, don't know of a single other set of twins that does that. Hey, do you know that having twins is genetic?

A foggy day in Fandom Town

Aly: You mean it runs in families? Honestly. I'm shocked. Lana brought Jim to work today. This was while he was still a panther, I'd guess. Sister Rosette was in the confessional. Did you finally get someone to serve you alcohol, Rosette? And Empire Records celebrates King Elvis.

Faithful: I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask. Nadia is hanging in Serenity Cove. The squirrels count how many words Billy said to her. Pippi and Nadia do the chatting thing. Hopefully? With more than seventeen words.

Aly: Billy avoids more words altogether by skipping stones at the park. Braca enjoys alphabetising his files. And Cafe Fina's radishes are held hostage by the dishwasher. In breaking news, Miho is not stargazing. I'm really glad I know that.

Faithful: In Caritas Mr. Dean The Tick chats with Sam about the dance. Sam the boy or Sam the girl? The squirrels are so nice about the Peters, they need to come up with a system for Sams. Cute doesn't work.

Aly: You think they're both cute?

Faithful: ...YUCK. And finally, my precious clinic is empty both in the morning and the evening. And we're done.

Aly: Next week? I'm bringing you a thesaurus so we can find you words other than yuck. Unless you're stuck in a tree again, that is "


Faithful: "I WAS NOT STUCK IN A TREE!"

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[harringtongreen.livejournal.com]

Honor arched her brows, listening to the radio broadcast as she flipped through history books at her desk. She looked up as Nimitz sat back on his true-feet and began signing. As comprehension formed, she laughed. "I'm sure not having opposable thumbs makes all the difference. Maybe you could teach him a thing or two?"

Nimitz paused, and through their link, Honor could sense his amusement at the thought. (Needs more than true-hands,) he signed. (Needs extra limbs.) He waved his two "extra" limbs.

Honor couldn't help herself. "I think Faithful has had all the limbs he could stand for now, Stinker."

[OMG. Too funny! ::collapses into a fit of giggles:: And now I have to try and sleep? Again? Oy...and now with the code cleaned up...]

[sith_happened]

Oh, look. Vader was going to need another radio.

And if it was because Skywalker was waving a...stick at Rory or because Bridge was being cute with her...well, it wasn't like he was ever going to say.