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Fandom Radio, Saturday, October 7, 2006
Hello, Fandom! This is Willow Rosenberg, bringing you the latest and greatest in - oh my GOD who got drool all over the equipment? Ewww. Hang on a sec. No way I'm continuing this without some wet naps.
*long pause and sound of the microphone and everything else in the vicinity being wiped down*
Okay! There! All clean now. Which means I can bring you the news!
School, The Place You Come Back To, But For Some Reason They Don't Call This Schoolcoming Weekend
Detention today saw Bel, D'anna, Billy, Maia, Blair, and Schrodinger assigned to appear before Phale. Did they show? Did they all make it? Was someone in that group a rebel who hid beneath the floorboards rather than serve out their deserved school-related punishments? I don't know the answer to these questoins but I can tell you this 1) Regardless of what happened you'd think our Prophecy teacher would've seen it coming and 2) Detention did involve eight straight hours of hitting Seely Booth in the head with the blunt end of a tackhammer. Never let it be said that Phale isn't at least somewhat merciful.
Over in Gun Club they bucked all tradition and played with knives. Or possibly guns but really, guys, don't you think you're getting into a rut by now? Branch out! Next week? Slingshots. Same principle, but different. It'll be fun! Either way there's talking to each other and Parker. What was the topic of conversation? I... admittedly don't know.
Okay, here's the thing, folks. Even the squirrels are tired after the long day they had yesterday, so the notes radio-wise are a little on the lean side. But! Never fear! I shall do my best to report the happenings of the day regardless. I think we can all agree that the poor little squirrels have earned a day off to rest their tiny little squirrel paws.
So! Onward!
Dorms. Where We Cruelly Taunt The Alumni By Letting Them Come To Town But Not Actually Letting Them Breathe Cooties Into Our Living Space
Yes. Dorms. *sound of rustling papers* Dorms, dorms, dorms.... ah! Hermione writes a letter home. Good for you! Always good to keep in touch. Oh, and thanks for your help with you-know-what the other night! I don't want to give away any secrets on the radio, so we'll just say I certainly couldn't have had a hand on something that big and round on Friday if it wasn't for you.
Elsewhere, Jack and Sam miss each other. Awww.
And... um... *more rustling* Uh... in the common rooms we had a party. Oh yeah. Totally. Fifth floor common room? Visited by unicorns. That... gave out chocolate. And gold. Golden chocolate that we used to... pay the fairies that came by and taught a select few how to achieve world peace through pizza toppings. Oh yeah. Very interesting. Shame how many of you missed it.
After? There was a Led Zepplin reunion. In my dorm room. Where I was also busy discovering the cure for cancer.
And... on the fourth floor the walls were all made out of Velcro. And people got stuck and somebody almost DIED except then - uh - Peter! English Peter who is brave and handsome and did I mention brave? He totally came along and saved them from the evil Velcro that was trying to SUCK OUT THEIR BRAINS which is why, for the record, you all should really be living on the fifth floor because I don't know about you but I'd much rather be around the chocolate-gold giving unicorns and the peace fairies than having my brain sucked out by Velcro. Or, for that matter,having my brain sucked out by anything else. Brain sucking is just not a fun thing to have happen to you no matter what the method. You can't make that fluffy, people, don't even try.
On the third floor there were... um.... dust mites! Sentient dust mites that sang songs! And it was so much fun because they had a sing-along and they came together to make letters in the air so that way everybody would know the lyrics and a group of them even formed that bouncing ball that shows you how long to hold the notes for each word. And they taught everyone special dust mite songs which actually weren't hugely complicated since, hi, weetiny brains here but it was still a thoughtful gesture on their part so I don't think we should mock them.
And on the second floor there was a piece of gum stuck on the door to the ladies' room because the second floor is boring and, let's face it, highly overrated.
Town! Where the Alumni And The Townspeople Play. Possibly Like Deer And Antelope But My Notes Don't Specify
All is quiet at No-Dance Emporium. Are we surprised by this? Of course not. The Clinic has no patients day or night though Angel does stop by in the evening to say hi and I'll get to you later, mister!
John Connor took Sister Fleurchon to Sparky Repairs after the dance last night, to which the squirrels here have added a note that says "Not dirty thank GOD." with an addendum of "No pun intended." Hikaru opens up the repair shop in the morning.
Over on the beach Billy - hi Billy! Thanks for the dance last night! - makes a phone call. Possibly using a seashell, a piece of string, and good-ol' American know how. Or maybe using a phone, though that lacks something given the locale.
The Perk sees Dr. Wilson and Lana who is with, quote, "Jim who is a panther in a manner not wholly unlike Logan, who once was a bunny." The addendum here is "Not all of us speak in Pirate, and please do not stereotype by assuming otherwise." So there's a lesson for us all today.
Of course the big action is with the visiting alumni, or at least those members of the visiting alumni - Hi, Xander, where ever you are! - who could get their lazy butts out of bed long enough to say hi to people.
Veronica, who totally cannot stop me from touching the radio buttons now no matter how much she wants to - nyah nyah nyah nyah ny...ew! More drool! *sounds of cleaning* Ahem. Anyway. Veronica totally steals J,GoB from anybody else who might want to use it because she's totally selfish like that and only the insane would want to breathe her airspace. First up on the list of insane people is Pip, though he's only got the one good eye so maybe she tricked him by going into his blind spot and pretending to be someone he'd care about.
Cally tells Veronica about Mac and then Veronica asks Mac about Cally and first off I hope the both of you had an amazing Homecoming together and second can I respectfully suggest getting rid of the middleman because why on earth would you ruin your happy dancy memories by letting Veronica get her psycho paws on them? Yish.
Crazy girl then catches up with Nadia, and then Logan about his fight with Bel. *rustling papers* Okay, I don't have any details? But I'm going to assume Logan was not a bunny at the time because I like you Bel, really, but if you got your ass kicked by a bunny that's just embarassing. Though I am told they can kick. And bite really hard with their big, sharp, pointy teeth. But still. Half-demon. You should've been able to take him.
Piper - ooh! Hi Piper! How's the witching going? - catches up with somebody nobody cares about, and then also with Cally.
Finally, later that evening, Cameron risks getting a rash of some kind. I'll spare you the details on how. Use your imagination.
Better yet, don't! Because we've got a certain vampire to talk about who can't say hi to me or give me a phone call? Hello! Not that I wanna pull rank here or anything, but somebody could remember that if it wasn't for me there wouldn't be a him to say hi to anyone, so a simple "How ya doing?" should not be that much to ask, even if you're all broody and stoic.
But no, instead of talking to one of the few Sunnydale people left in this town, somebody decided to hang out at the Perk... does the Perk serve blood? Or, better question, if they do will I really be surprised?
Anyway, Angel chats with Molly and is, quote, "Adorable and huggy" and.... okay, this is Angel we're talking about, right? Oh, but the note says he still has Sean with him so I'm going to assume not-evil since we all know Angelus and puppies and - moving on!
Yeah, so, Angel also talks with Lana about, quote, "pets/boyfriends." .... Angel has a boyfriend now? Not that it's a shock that he's gay but.... Great. I'll stock up on the orbs again. Sigh.
Aeryn and Angel apparently missed each other. That's a shame since they were both in the Perk. You'd think they could have coordinated that meeting better. Angel also gets to meet Luke, which puts him one up on me quite frankly, and then Parker advises Angel on the Callisto situation. My advice? No sex. It's boring, but we all get to live. I'm for it.
Later that night Angel goes to J,GoB. Because sure. Mr. Billowing Coat of Manpain eats donuts now. I totally believe that. Anyway, he says hi to Blair and talks about demon fighting. Then Angel and Bel are in the same place at the same time and supposedly having a conversation so I guess they really are friends and that wasn't just a rumor. And then Angel and Dean Tick talk about work, as you do. And then Angel goes to sleep because he's worn himself out from being so frikkin' popular and where was this when you were dating Buffy, huh?
...
Um... in theory? I didn't actually say Buffy just now. Totally a mistake in the sound thanks to all that drool. Heh heh. Don't mind me. Oh God I hope she wasn't listening.
Yeah! So! That's all the news for Fandom tonight. Happy day after Homecoming, folks! And Peter? Hope to see you tomorrow.
Night!
*long pause and sound of the microphone and everything else in the vicinity being wiped down*
Okay! There! All clean now. Which means I can bring you the news!
School, The Place You Come Back To, But For Some Reason They Don't Call This Schoolcoming Weekend
Detention today saw Bel, D'anna, Billy, Maia, Blair, and Schrodinger assigned to appear before Phale. Did they show? Did they all make it? Was someone in that group a rebel who hid beneath the floorboards rather than serve out their deserved school-related punishments? I don't know the answer to these questoins but I can tell you this 1) Regardless of what happened you'd think our Prophecy teacher would've seen it coming and 2) Detention did involve eight straight hours of hitting Seely Booth in the head with the blunt end of a tackhammer. Never let it be said that Phale isn't at least somewhat merciful.
Over in Gun Club they bucked all tradition and played with knives. Or possibly guns but really, guys, don't you think you're getting into a rut by now? Branch out! Next week? Slingshots. Same principle, but different. It'll be fun! Either way there's talking to each other and Parker. What was the topic of conversation? I... admittedly don't know.
Okay, here's the thing, folks. Even the squirrels are tired after the long day they had yesterday, so the notes radio-wise are a little on the lean side. But! Never fear! I shall do my best to report the happenings of the day regardless. I think we can all agree that the poor little squirrels have earned a day off to rest their tiny little squirrel paws.
So! Onward!
Dorms. Where We Cruelly Taunt The Alumni By Letting Them Come To Town But Not Actually Letting Them Breathe Cooties Into Our Living Space
Yes. Dorms. *sound of rustling papers* Dorms, dorms, dorms.... ah! Hermione writes a letter home. Good for you! Always good to keep in touch. Oh, and thanks for your help with you-know-what the other night! I don't want to give away any secrets on the radio, so we'll just say I certainly couldn't have had a hand on something that big and round on Friday if it wasn't for you.
Elsewhere, Jack and Sam miss each other. Awww.
And... um... *more rustling* Uh... in the common rooms we had a party. Oh yeah. Totally. Fifth floor common room? Visited by unicorns. That... gave out chocolate. And gold. Golden chocolate that we used to... pay the fairies that came by and taught a select few how to achieve world peace through pizza toppings. Oh yeah. Very interesting. Shame how many of you missed it.
After? There was a Led Zepplin reunion. In my dorm room. Where I was also busy discovering the cure for cancer.
And... on the fourth floor the walls were all made out of Velcro. And people got stuck and somebody almost DIED except then - uh - Peter! English Peter who is brave and handsome and did I mention brave? He totally came along and saved them from the evil Velcro that was trying to SUCK OUT THEIR BRAINS which is why, for the record, you all should really be living on the fifth floor because I don't know about you but I'd much rather be around the chocolate-gold giving unicorns and the peace fairies than having my brain sucked out by Velcro. Or, for that matter,having my brain sucked out by anything else. Brain sucking is just not a fun thing to have happen to you no matter what the method. You can't make that fluffy, people, don't even try.
On the third floor there were... um.... dust mites! Sentient dust mites that sang songs! And it was so much fun because they had a sing-along and they came together to make letters in the air so that way everybody would know the lyrics and a group of them even formed that bouncing ball that shows you how long to hold the notes for each word. And they taught everyone special dust mite songs which actually weren't hugely complicated since, hi, weetiny brains here but it was still a thoughtful gesture on their part so I don't think we should mock them.
And on the second floor there was a piece of gum stuck on the door to the ladies' room because the second floor is boring and, let's face it, highly overrated.
Town! Where the Alumni And The Townspeople Play. Possibly Like Deer And Antelope But My Notes Don't Specify
All is quiet at No-Dance Emporium. Are we surprised by this? Of course not. The Clinic has no patients day or night though Angel does stop by in the evening to say hi and I'll get to you later, mister!
John Connor took Sister Fleurchon to Sparky Repairs after the dance last night, to which the squirrels here have added a note that says "Not dirty thank GOD." with an addendum of "No pun intended." Hikaru opens up the repair shop in the morning.
Over on the beach Billy - hi Billy! Thanks for the dance last night! - makes a phone call. Possibly using a seashell, a piece of string, and good-ol' American know how. Or maybe using a phone, though that lacks something given the locale.
The Perk sees Dr. Wilson and Lana who is with, quote, "Jim who is a panther in a manner not wholly unlike Logan, who once was a bunny." The addendum here is "Not all of us speak in Pirate, and please do not stereotype by assuming otherwise." So there's a lesson for us all today.
Of course the big action is with the visiting alumni, or at least those members of the visiting alumni - Hi, Xander, where ever you are! - who could get their lazy butts out of bed long enough to say hi to people.
Veronica, who totally cannot stop me from touching the radio buttons now no matter how much she wants to - nyah nyah nyah nyah ny...ew! More drool! *sounds of cleaning* Ahem. Anyway. Veronica totally steals J,GoB from anybody else who might want to use it because she's totally selfish like that and only the insane would want to breathe her airspace. First up on the list of insane people is Pip, though he's only got the one good eye so maybe she tricked him by going into his blind spot and pretending to be someone he'd care about.
Cally tells Veronica about Mac and then Veronica asks Mac about Cally and first off I hope the both of you had an amazing Homecoming together and second can I respectfully suggest getting rid of the middleman because why on earth would you ruin your happy dancy memories by letting Veronica get her psycho paws on them? Yish.
Crazy girl then catches up with Nadia, and then Logan about his fight with Bel. *rustling papers* Okay, I don't have any details? But I'm going to assume Logan was not a bunny at the time because I like you Bel, really, but if you got your ass kicked by a bunny that's just embarassing. Though I am told they can kick. And bite really hard with their big, sharp, pointy teeth. But still. Half-demon. You should've been able to take him.
Piper - ooh! Hi Piper! How's the witching going? - catches up with somebody nobody cares about, and then also with Cally.
Finally, later that evening, Cameron risks getting a rash of some kind. I'll spare you the details on how. Use your imagination.
Better yet, don't! Because we've got a certain vampire to talk about who can't say hi to me or give me a phone call? Hello! Not that I wanna pull rank here or anything, but somebody could remember that if it wasn't for me there wouldn't be a him to say hi to anyone, so a simple "How ya doing?" should not be that much to ask, even if you're all broody and stoic.
But no, instead of talking to one of the few Sunnydale people left in this town, somebody decided to hang out at the Perk... does the Perk serve blood? Or, better question, if they do will I really be surprised?
Anyway, Angel chats with Molly and is, quote, "Adorable and huggy" and.... okay, this is Angel we're talking about, right? Oh, but the note says he still has Sean with him so I'm going to assume not-evil since we all know Angelus and puppies and - moving on!
Yeah, so, Angel also talks with Lana about, quote, "pets/boyfriends." .... Angel has a boyfriend now? Not that it's a shock that he's gay but.... Great. I'll stock up on the orbs again. Sigh.
Aeryn and Angel apparently missed each other. That's a shame since they were both in the Perk. You'd think they could have coordinated that meeting better. Angel also gets to meet Luke, which puts him one up on me quite frankly, and then Parker advises Angel on the Callisto situation. My advice? No sex. It's boring, but we all get to live. I'm for it.
Later that night Angel goes to J,GoB. Because sure. Mr. Billowing Coat of Manpain eats donuts now. I totally believe that. Anyway, he says hi to Blair and talks about demon fighting. Then Angel and Bel are in the same place at the same time and supposedly having a conversation so I guess they really are friends and that wasn't just a rumor. And then Angel and Dean Tick talk about work, as you do. And then Angel goes to sleep because he's worn himself out from being so frikkin' popular and where was this when you were dating Buffy, huh?
...
Um... in theory? I didn't actually say Buffy just now. Totally a mistake in the sound thanks to all that drool. Heh heh. Don't mind me. Oh God I hope she wasn't listening.
Yeah! So! That's all the news for Fandom tonight. Happy day after Homecoming, folks! And Peter? Hope to see you tomorrow.
Night!
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"Think she mean't didn't? I mean, you guys didn't spend 8 hours hitting Seely Booth with the blunt end of a tack hammer did you?"
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"Who had the tack..." The words were cut off by a quick, firm kiss.
"Shut up and go to sleep, James."
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And groaned when she realized that Willow was apparently a regular broadcaster now.
There was a lot of mumbling of unpleasant words and a fervent desire to run into Willow before leaving town.