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Fandom Radio, September 29
"Hey everybody. Eric Weiss here. Stuff happened, I tell you what it is. If this hasn't become clear, then uh, maybe you don't actually comprehend the English language. Hola. Bonjour. Yo.
Boredom, Unadulterated Boredom. Or As The Administration Would Have It, School
Friday announcements bring a fresh round of punished souls. This week on Detention All-Stars, it's Jamie, Agnes, and special guest star Blair Sandburg. Good luck, guys.
Elliott tells the students not to smoke. In this school, students smoking is usually a precursor to students on fire. Luckily, there's a helpful movie to prevent personal flambé.
Health and Fitness class wants you to go the distance. Stamina, folks. It's what turns the unimaginative into great lovers.
Constant Vigilance is all about alien races that mimic humans. You gotta admit, there's no better time for the question "When am I ever gonna use this stuff?" Students pair up and pretend to be something they aren't. How is this different than the rest of high school? The Doctor and Jack talk about hot dates. Not with each other, I hope.
Prophecy lab deals out the Tarot cards. You know, I kind of regret not taking the lab now. I could predict the future and have it mysteriously appear in your shirt pocket.
We had a mostly lame Assembly, although there was some good stuff. Blair tells us we could make a difference, GOB teaches us the value of... doing stuff, Stuart Smalley wants us to think positive, and Matt Foley warns of the dangers of vans, rivers, and being him. Oh, and Walter and Pip demonstrate glitter magic. That part was actually a hoot. Students ask questions of the speakers. The pressing one to my mind -- how do you live with yourselves?
Jamie Madrox collected no trash this week. Or the squirrels are witholding that information to spare my sanity. I might just cry. You know, a strong, stoic man-cry.
Office Hours! Here's who had 'em: Josh Lyman, Jenny Calendar, Ms. Frizzle, Alianne, V, and Daniel Jackson. Over at the Fandom High office, there's one sad gremlin office worker who's unlucky in love. If at first you don't succeed... why is there a gremlin working in the office?
The Student Council meets up. They begin their sinister plans for Homecoming. The Sophomores will be planning the Court. If I start a campaign for Bel for Homecoming Queen, do I get to bet in my own deadpool? The Juniors work the Carnival. I am determined to win some sort of stupidly cute stuffed animal for my date. This may involve cheating. The Seniors are planning the dance itself. Alanna wants ideas for torturing the alumni. Isn't making them come back enough? Later in the meeting, JD suggests a dance-off. I'm afraid of you, dude. There's a vote for Student Council president. I already know it's not me. Unless there's a secret write-in campaign.
Oh, the Library enjoys patronage. You try fitting that kind of a headline into the present tense.
Dorm Dormy Dorm Dorm Dorm
Jim's an asshole. ...and still an asshole.
Willow and English Peter Guy do the cute snuggling thing. Let me here you say Awwwwwwwww.
Pippi is back! I have no idea where the hell she went, but she's back, and Pip's there to see it.
Jim remains an asshole.
John and Aeryn get domestic. Which isn't nearly as much fun as when they get sexy. Not that I've seen it. That'd be weird. Also, potentially hazardous to my health.
Lana is hurt because Jim's a giant douche. Lavender comforts her. How she does this is something I leave up to your imaginations.
Over in the Fourth Floor Common Room, Blair's watching scary movies. Willow shows up and they talk about the dumb of horror movie characters. Yes, run up the stairs. Now, tell the weird-looking stranger to call the police. Ignore the pruning shears. Buffy would tend to agree. Lavender doesn't have a date for Homecoming. Eric Weiss does. Not to gloat or anything. But Blair's there to help, in no way disrupting her self-image by describing the Freshman 15. Billy and Lavender and 10 out of 10 podiatrists agree -- being sick sucks. Joxer's afraid of the scary movie, but Kaylee's there to protect him.
Where The Streets Have Weird Names
Artie smells something funny. He who smelled it... has a nose. C'mon, I'm not in eighth grade here, people.
Blair shows up at Aero-dynamic-page-tiki to tell Lana that Jim is an asshole. I really cannot stress that point enough.
There's a great gathering of Winchesters at Fast Eddie's. Unconfirmed sources state that the janitorial crew is demanding double pay to clean up all the testosterone they laid down over the course of the evening. Maybe they could borrow the estrogen from Wilson and Phale's table. Did I just say that? Is this thing on?
Over at Caritas, drinks are served by Dean Bartender The Tick. And by drinks, I mean chocolate milk. Yay? He encourages Lana, who is having a bad time of it, what with Jim being a dick and all. Sister Rosette wants booze. I can't blame her, but The Tick isn't givin' it up. Aly suggests being sneaky. John Connor pops in to suggest maybe not pissing off the really massively huge superhero in blue tights. Good call John.
The Clinic is empty. The Tick's no-alcohol zone is ruining this town's health care economy. How are people supposed to have flimsy excuses for unrestrained aggression now?
Well, that's all the news that looked interesting. And some I'm just obligated to talk about. Remember kids, Homecoming is coming up. Get your suits ready or your dresses prepped. And going stag is only cool if you're actually a deer.
Boredom, Unadulterated Boredom. Or As The Administration Would Have It, School
Friday announcements bring a fresh round of punished souls. This week on Detention All-Stars, it's Jamie, Agnes, and special guest star Blair Sandburg. Good luck, guys.
Elliott tells the students not to smoke. In this school, students smoking is usually a precursor to students on fire. Luckily, there's a helpful movie to prevent personal flambé.
Health and Fitness class wants you to go the distance. Stamina, folks. It's what turns the unimaginative into great lovers.
Constant Vigilance is all about alien races that mimic humans. You gotta admit, there's no better time for the question "When am I ever gonna use this stuff?" Students pair up and pretend to be something they aren't. How is this different than the rest of high school? The Doctor and Jack talk about hot dates. Not with each other, I hope.
Prophecy lab deals out the Tarot cards. You know, I kind of regret not taking the lab now. I could predict the future and have it mysteriously appear in your shirt pocket.
We had a mostly lame Assembly, although there was some good stuff. Blair tells us we could make a difference, GOB teaches us the value of... doing stuff, Stuart Smalley wants us to think positive, and Matt Foley warns of the dangers of vans, rivers, and being him. Oh, and Walter and Pip demonstrate glitter magic. That part was actually a hoot. Students ask questions of the speakers. The pressing one to my mind -- how do you live with yourselves?
Jamie Madrox collected no trash this week. Or the squirrels are witholding that information to spare my sanity. I might just cry. You know, a strong, stoic man-cry.
Office Hours! Here's who had 'em: Josh Lyman, Jenny Calendar, Ms. Frizzle, Alianne, V, and Daniel Jackson. Over at the Fandom High office, there's one sad gremlin office worker who's unlucky in love. If at first you don't succeed... why is there a gremlin working in the office?
The Student Council meets up. They begin their sinister plans for Homecoming. The Sophomores will be planning the Court. If I start a campaign for Bel for Homecoming Queen, do I get to bet in my own deadpool? The Juniors work the Carnival. I am determined to win some sort of stupidly cute stuffed animal for my date. This may involve cheating. The Seniors are planning the dance itself. Alanna wants ideas for torturing the alumni. Isn't making them come back enough? Later in the meeting, JD suggests a dance-off. I'm afraid of you, dude. There's a vote for Student Council president. I already know it's not me. Unless there's a secret write-in campaign.
Oh, the Library enjoys patronage. You try fitting that kind of a headline into the present tense.
Dorm Dormy Dorm Dorm Dorm
Jim's an asshole. ...and still an asshole.
Willow and English Peter Guy do the cute snuggling thing. Let me here you say Awwwwwwwww.
Pippi is back! I have no idea where the hell she went, but she's back, and Pip's there to see it.
Jim remains an asshole.
John and Aeryn get domestic. Which isn't nearly as much fun as when they get sexy. Not that I've seen it. That'd be weird. Also, potentially hazardous to my health.
Lana is hurt because Jim's a giant douche. Lavender comforts her. How she does this is something I leave up to your imaginations.
Over in the Fourth Floor Common Room, Blair's watching scary movies. Willow shows up and they talk about the dumb of horror movie characters. Yes, run up the stairs. Now, tell the weird-looking stranger to call the police. Ignore the pruning shears. Buffy would tend to agree. Lavender doesn't have a date for Homecoming. Eric Weiss does. Not to gloat or anything. But Blair's there to help, in no way disrupting her self-image by describing the Freshman 15. Billy and Lavender and 10 out of 10 podiatrists agree -- being sick sucks. Joxer's afraid of the scary movie, but Kaylee's there to protect him.
Where The Streets Have Weird Names
Artie smells something funny. He who smelled it... has a nose. C'mon, I'm not in eighth grade here, people.
Blair shows up at Aero-dynamic-page-tiki to tell Lana that Jim is an asshole. I really cannot stress that point enough.
There's a great gathering of Winchesters at Fast Eddie's. Unconfirmed sources state that the janitorial crew is demanding double pay to clean up all the testosterone they laid down over the course of the evening. Maybe they could borrow the estrogen from Wilson and Phale's table. Did I just say that? Is this thing on?
Over at Caritas, drinks are served by Dean Bartender The Tick. And by drinks, I mean chocolate milk. Yay? He encourages Lana, who is having a bad time of it, what with Jim being a dick and all. Sister Rosette wants booze. I can't blame her, but The Tick isn't givin' it up. Aly suggests being sneaky. John Connor pops in to suggest maybe not pissing off the really massively huge superhero in blue tights. Good call John.
The Clinic is empty. The Tick's no-alcohol zone is ruining this town's health care economy. How are people supposed to have flimsy excuses for unrestrained aggression now?
Well, that's all the news that looked interesting. And some I'm just obligated to talk about. Remember kids, Homecoming is coming up. Get your suits ready or your dresses prepped. And going stag is only cool if you're actually a deer.
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"Should have met that patient of House's last year. Father, slept with daughter turned out daughter was son...now that was shudder inducing."
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Lavender facepalmed. Well, if Jim was being a giant ass that explained Lana.
Lavender doesn't have a date for Homecoming. Eric Weiss does. Not to gloat or anything. But Blair's there to help, in no way disrupting her self-image by describing the Freshman 15.
Aaand she'd have to remember to smack Eric upside the head next time she saw him.
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Parker was chortling-- a lot-- as she drifted off to sleep.