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Fandom Radio: Monday September 25t
Faithful: "Another Monday, another broadcast. Please tell me you people did something interesting today?"
Aly: "The news is you're going to sing for us tonight."
Faithful: "Only if you provide back up vocals."
Aly: "When I'm asked so nicely how could I not?"
Faithful: "Wonderful. Tonight's performance will end in song. Want to start on the actual news or are we just going to chatter all day?"
School. With classes, students, teachers, clubs, and tenticle monsters.
Aly: "I'm actually good with chattering. But I suppose other people might be interested in the news. In Prophecy, the students were lectured on interpreting prophecies and then took a quiz. Blair settled Bel down about Phoebe."
Faithful: "Bet they all knew the quiz was coming." There was a light chuckle. "Oh I kill myself."
Aly: "You know, I was passing up that joke as too obvious."
Faithful: "No joke is too obvious for me. Spanish goes over the past tense. Nosotros fuimos al restaurante. And I'm suddenly hungry. Except they didn't go to the restaurant, they sang which makes even less sense than my sentence. World History covers Mesoamerica and sample's Daniel's chocolatl. Hey, the squirrels can't spell chocolate!"
Aly: "The fact that the squirrels spell at all without thumbs is admirable. Unless they turn into humans when they write the notes. Media and Communications looks at...media. Another great shock. They find an ad they like and present them to the rest of the class."
Faithful: "You know, I take back what I said last week. Someone, blow up a classroom already! Because Pop Culture? Studies American Holidays. Fun times! Marty teases Bel about costumes and Phoebe and ... yuck! Bel and Lyra talk about the demons coming back from the dead on Halloween. Cool! Briar and Luke agree that free candy is good. Boys? I'm pretty sure three quarters of the school agrees with you. Luke asks what Lorelai what Klondike Bar is. Lorelai? What's a Klondike Bar?"
Aly: "That makes three of us asking, Lorelai. So in Interstellar Relations, the students represent their colonies and make deals with each other. Parker and Anders jump to the heart of the matter by talking about tobacco and sports. I think people generally go the bread and circuses route, but you two seem to be well on the way. In a change of plans, Walter teaches Cross Species Communications. They interview each other in canine and dolphin before translating nursery rhymes. Hopefully later you'll learn crow. Very handy that one is. "
Faithful: "Crow?"
Aly: "Crows always have the best information."
Faithful: "Crows?"
Aly: "Yes...?"
Faithful: "They're good for eating."
Aly: Sporfle followed by coughing
Faithful: "Wha'd I say?"
Dorms. Students. Furniture. Tenticle monsters
Aly: "Annnnnd....everyone was decidedly quiet today in the dorms."
Faithful: "Hey, wait, you forgot the clubs."
Aly: "Clubs?" Sounds of shuffling notes. "I just have hearts and diamonds. Go fish."
Faithful: Snort. "You're so funny. How about the ones on the paper next to your hand?"
Aly: "You are no fun. The Supernatural support group met today." *the sound of snickering* "Blair is concerned about discrimination issues. Cally is just waiting to be persecuted, and Bel tells Lana that Phoebe was mugged. And suddenly it's not so amusing. Is she okay?"
Faithful: "I hope so. How stupid do you have to be to mug a witch with a demon boyfriend?
Aly: "Hopefully not so stupid you think you're going to get away with it."
Faithful: There was a deep sigh. "Humans. Anyway, Flight club flyes Prowlers. You know what? Next week, we start with the clinics. That way, I don't spend half the broadcast wondering if you idi-smart human beings have managed to break anything."
Aly: "You could just read ahead in the notes."
Faithful: "But where would be the fun...?"
Faithful: "All right, now it's the time for dorms! Ranma runs down the hall and knocks on Teddy's door. In other news, I ate a fish. But wait! Sakurazaki cursed and Ranma got drunk and asked Chad to homecoming. All you without dates? That's how it's done!"
Aly: "Was that directed to anyone in particular, Faithful? In the 5th Floor Common Room, Cally tells Nadia about the evilness of Rainbow Randolph. Apparently she watches him anyway, so it must be that warm fuzzy type of evil. Then she's nervous around River before inquiring about her love life. Which is what I do when I'm nervous."
Faithful: "Nadia glares at River. River does not glare back. Someone named Proty talks to River. Cally tells JD about her Rainbow Randolph. I'm ... not even going to ask. JD enjoyed his three day weekend. So did I, thanks for asking. The TV in the clinic is very comfy."
Aly: Hikaru and Kaoru trying to climb a tree to get something shiny. I am so not surprised. However, I am surprised that Teddy flies one of them - apparently squirrels can't tell the difference between twins - up to get the sparkly. Shiny."
Faithful: "In some other common room, Conner watches Sports Night and plays hackeysack at which Walter is a natural. Congratulations Walter! You have accomplished something major with your life! Feel the pride! Feel the joy! Feel the - why aren't there anymore common room notes? Did you all get sick or something?"
Aly: "Actually they all just fell into the looking glass. Or Pippi did at least. Then Walter and Pip double-you-tee-effed about it. And Gwynn was sucked into locker 327. And Billy was sick. Do you get the feeling we're being softened up for invasion?"
Faithful: "Oh yes. Definitely. I think there's some money running on a furniture invasion. Isabel teaches Lukey about floating things. Lukey?!" There's a loud burst of laughter and a thud as something cat shaped hits the floor. "Ow, okay, moving on. Lukey. Heh. Lana and Jim are all coupley and cute. Yuck. Lukey. Heh. I'm easily amused."
Aly: "Pick yourself up off the floor, cat, and let's finish this up. Yomiko opened the library. Angela stops by to eat muffins. Good job, Angela. Always stop for the free food."
Faithful: "Unless it makes you sing. People with stupid names have office hours as does the office. And Wilson and Phale have a date. Yuck."
Aly: "No, that's adorable. In the cafeteria, Jude and Naomi lunch. The notes make it very clear this is separate lunching while Jude wonders about the Chef's relationship with Das Schnitzel. Dirty?
Faithful: "Yucky."
Aly: "Very. And look, it's time for the clinic. Shall I let you read them since you've anticipated it so eagerly?"
Town. Where there is a clinic.
Faithful: "No! My clinic! which is thankfully quiet. My clinic, all mine!"
Aly: "If it's all yours, you might have noticed the little addition that Daniel Jackson stopped by this evening to get taken care of by Janet?"
Faithful: There's a light grumbling. "Daniel? Who ever you are? Leave my clinic!"
Aly: "Tommy Gavin might disagree that it's your clinic. And he's a good-looking man. Oooh, in Caritas, it was Sam's first night bartending. So she got a welcoming water balloon to the face courtesy of someone. But Jack sang to her to make it all better."
Faithful: "You think Tommy Gavin is good looking? Wow, you take after your mother, don't you? Also around town, Lana's in a good mood. River and Roslin go to Church. Rosette is cleaning her guns. Is that an euphemism for something ucky?"
Aly: "It is now. And yes, she does have excellent taste in men." Cough "Is this still on? Right then. 'The' and Chad discuss music at Empire Records. Then Teddy comes in to grill Chad about last night. Boys? If you don't remember it, you probably shouldn't."
Faithful: "... ... ..."
Aly: "What?"
Faithful: "Ranma takes a very long walk off of a very short pier with a duck. What?! Aly? The squirells are smoking something tonight. Sakurazaki wakes Hikaru up a work. And I'm still ignoring everything you say about romance, men, and your mother."
Aly: "Of course you are. Ooh, Jack teaches Blair about flirting. Is he a student? Jack, not Blair. Because there's a use for a flirting class here. And Lana tells Jack about Jim. She obviously has learned how to flirt. And, in non-flirting related news, Cafe Fina is open yet unvisited."
Faithful: "And with that? We finish. Come on people! Excitement! Fireworks! Shrimp!"
Aly: "Flirtation! Embarrassing Cats! Glee! Oh yes, and singing. Faithful?"
Faithful: "Hm...oh yes. Now what does this button do? Turn up the volume? All right then, here I go."
Very suddenly, the radio stopped broadcasting. Had it been? There would have been a chuckling cat on air. And then the sound of a very light thwap.
Aly: "The news is you're going to sing for us tonight."
Faithful: "Only if you provide back up vocals."
Aly: "When I'm asked so nicely how could I not?"
Faithful: "Wonderful. Tonight's performance will end in song. Want to start on the actual news or are we just going to chatter all day?"
School. With classes, students, teachers, clubs, and tenticle monsters.
Aly: "I'm actually good with chattering. But I suppose other people might be interested in the news. In Prophecy, the students were lectured on interpreting prophecies and then took a quiz. Blair settled Bel down about Phoebe."
Faithful: "Bet they all knew the quiz was coming." There was a light chuckle. "Oh I kill myself."
Aly: "You know, I was passing up that joke as too obvious."
Faithful: "No joke is too obvious for me. Spanish goes over the past tense. Nosotros fuimos al restaurante. And I'm suddenly hungry. Except they didn't go to the restaurant, they sang which makes even less sense than my sentence. World History covers Mesoamerica and sample's Daniel's chocolatl. Hey, the squirrels can't spell chocolate!"
Aly: "The fact that the squirrels spell at all without thumbs is admirable. Unless they turn into humans when they write the notes. Media and Communications looks at...media. Another great shock. They find an ad they like and present them to the rest of the class."
Faithful: "You know, I take back what I said last week. Someone, blow up a classroom already! Because Pop Culture? Studies American Holidays. Fun times! Marty teases Bel about costumes and Phoebe and ... yuck! Bel and Lyra talk about the demons coming back from the dead on Halloween. Cool! Briar and Luke agree that free candy is good. Boys? I'm pretty sure three quarters of the school agrees with you. Luke asks what Lorelai what Klondike Bar is. Lorelai? What's a Klondike Bar?"
Aly: "That makes three of us asking, Lorelai. So in Interstellar Relations, the students represent their colonies and make deals with each other. Parker and Anders jump to the heart of the matter by talking about tobacco and sports. I think people generally go the bread and circuses route, but you two seem to be well on the way. In a change of plans, Walter teaches Cross Species Communications. They interview each other in canine and dolphin before translating nursery rhymes. Hopefully later you'll learn crow. Very handy that one is. "
Faithful: "Crow?"
Aly: "Crows always have the best information."
Faithful: "Crows?"
Aly: "Yes...?"
Faithful: "They're good for eating."
Aly: Sporfle followed by coughing
Faithful: "Wha'd I say?"
Dorms. Students. Furniture. Tenticle monsters
Aly: "Annnnnd....everyone was decidedly quiet today in the dorms."
Faithful: "Hey, wait, you forgot the clubs."
Aly: "Clubs?" Sounds of shuffling notes. "I just have hearts and diamonds. Go fish."
Faithful: Snort. "You're so funny. How about the ones on the paper next to your hand?"
Aly: "You are no fun. The Supernatural support group met today." *the sound of snickering* "Blair is concerned about discrimination issues. Cally is just waiting to be persecuted, and Bel tells Lana that Phoebe was mugged. And suddenly it's not so amusing. Is she okay?"
Faithful: "I hope so. How stupid do you have to be to mug a witch with a demon boyfriend?
Aly: "Hopefully not so stupid you think you're going to get away with it."
Faithful: There was a deep sigh. "Humans. Anyway, Flight club flyes Prowlers. You know what? Next week, we start with the clinics. That way, I don't spend half the broadcast wondering if you idi-smart human beings have managed to break anything."
Aly: "You could just read ahead in the notes."
Faithful: "But where would be the fun...?"
Faithful: "All right, now it's the time for dorms! Ranma runs down the hall and knocks on Teddy's door. In other news, I ate a fish. But wait! Sakurazaki cursed and Ranma got drunk and asked Chad to homecoming. All you without dates? That's how it's done!"
Aly: "Was that directed to anyone in particular, Faithful? In the 5th Floor Common Room, Cally tells Nadia about the evilness of Rainbow Randolph. Apparently she watches him anyway, so it must be that warm fuzzy type of evil. Then she's nervous around River before inquiring about her love life. Which is what I do when I'm nervous."
Faithful: "Nadia glares at River. River does not glare back. Someone named Proty talks to River. Cally tells JD about her Rainbow Randolph. I'm ... not even going to ask. JD enjoyed his three day weekend. So did I, thanks for asking. The TV in the clinic is very comfy."
Aly: Hikaru and Kaoru trying to climb a tree to get something shiny. I am so not surprised. However, I am surprised that Teddy flies one of them - apparently squirrels can't tell the difference between twins - up to get the sparkly. Shiny."
Faithful: "In some other common room, Conner watches Sports Night and plays hackeysack at which Walter is a natural. Congratulations Walter! You have accomplished something major with your life! Feel the pride! Feel the joy! Feel the - why aren't there anymore common room notes? Did you all get sick or something?"
Aly: "Actually they all just fell into the looking glass. Or Pippi did at least. Then Walter and Pip double-you-tee-effed about it. And Gwynn was sucked into locker 327. And Billy was sick. Do you get the feeling we're being softened up for invasion?"
Faithful: "Oh yes. Definitely. I think there's some money running on a furniture invasion. Isabel teaches Lukey about floating things. Lukey?!" There's a loud burst of laughter and a thud as something cat shaped hits the floor. "Ow, okay, moving on. Lukey. Heh. Lana and Jim are all coupley and cute. Yuck. Lukey. Heh. I'm easily amused."
Aly: "Pick yourself up off the floor, cat, and let's finish this up. Yomiko opened the library. Angela stops by to eat muffins. Good job, Angela. Always stop for the free food."
Faithful: "Unless it makes you sing. People with stupid names have office hours as does the office. And Wilson and Phale have a date. Yuck."
Aly: "No, that's adorable. In the cafeteria, Jude and Naomi lunch. The notes make it very clear this is separate lunching while Jude wonders about the Chef's relationship with Das Schnitzel. Dirty?
Faithful: "Yucky."
Aly: "Very. And look, it's time for the clinic. Shall I let you read them since you've anticipated it so eagerly?"
Town. Where there is a clinic.
Faithful: "No! My clinic! which is thankfully quiet. My clinic, all mine!"
Aly: "If it's all yours, you might have noticed the little addition that Daniel Jackson stopped by this evening to get taken care of by Janet?"
Faithful: There's a light grumbling. "Daniel? Who ever you are? Leave my clinic!"
Aly: "Tommy Gavin might disagree that it's your clinic. And he's a good-looking man. Oooh, in Caritas, it was Sam's first night bartending. So she got a welcoming water balloon to the face courtesy of someone. But Jack sang to her to make it all better."
Faithful: "You think Tommy Gavin is good looking? Wow, you take after your mother, don't you? Also around town, Lana's in a good mood. River and Roslin go to Church. Rosette is cleaning her guns. Is that an euphemism for something ucky?"
Aly: "It is now. And yes, she does have excellent taste in men." Cough "Is this still on? Right then. 'The' and Chad discuss music at Empire Records. Then Teddy comes in to grill Chad about last night. Boys? If you don't remember it, you probably shouldn't."
Faithful: "... ... ..."
Aly: "What?"
Faithful: "Ranma takes a very long walk off of a very short pier with a duck. What?! Aly? The squirells are smoking something tonight. Sakurazaki wakes Hikaru up a work. And I'm still ignoring everything you say about romance, men, and your mother."
Aly: "Of course you are. Ooh, Jack teaches Blair about flirting. Is he a student? Jack, not Blair. Because there's a use for a flirting class here. And Lana tells Jack about Jim. She obviously has learned how to flirt. And, in non-flirting related news, Cafe Fina is open yet unvisited."
Faithful: "And with that? We finish. Come on people! Excitement! Fireworks! Shrimp!"
Aly: "Flirtation! Embarrassing Cats! Glee! Oh yes, and singing. Faithful?"
Faithful: "Hm...oh yes. Now what does this button do? Turn up the volume? All right then, here I go."
Very suddenly, the radio stopped broadcasting. Had it been? There would have been a chuckling cat on air. And then the sound of a very light thwap.
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