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Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 17
Ladies, gentlemen, one-eyed tentacle monsters, Fandomoniums of all ages! Welcome to the pirate's own Fandom Radio. This is your announcer, DJ Hawk, taking the airwaves, enjoying a fine bottle of vodka and still wondering if this place is all part of a head trauma-induced hallucination.
School Room Blues
It's Sunday. I don't even know why this is on my list. Go! Begone! Be free, my pretties!
Co-Ed Dorms, Because We Trust You. Really.
This Sunday is full of revelry, rumination and running for election. Here are the highlights.
Sakurazaki has an admirer. I believe he's a fine gentleman from the far north, and no I'm not talking about the Mountie. Billy went swimming but no one else showed up. Billy, save the Speedos until after puberty.
On the front steps of the dorms, Ed was being studious and not getting any girls, Cally stopped by and she's not getting any girls either, then John Connor tripped over Ed and he's definitely not getting any girls and Shawn was there too and - sigh - he's still not getting any girls. Shawn, I thought we talked about this the last time they let me near a microphone.
In the common rooms, those places where love is in the air and possibly the stench of scorched popcorn and bad air freshener, the second and third floor common rooms are empty. I am shocked, shocked I say! All of the action happened on the fourth and fifth floors.
In the fourth floor common room, John Connor was non-emo - that's the spirit! - and watched television. Then John and Billy discussed which was better - chicks with swords or chicks with guns. Don't worry boys, you're not getting either, so the point is moot. Teddy stopped by and he and John talked about movies on cable and how the digestive tract deals with too much popcorn. Well, maybe not that last one, but I can assure you the answer is 'not well'. Then Billy and Teddy talked about movies. Please note that there were no girls in the room. Co-ed dorms and you still end up segregated. But wait, here's a tidbit that I may need to check out myself. There's graffiti in the fourth floor boys' bathroom. For a good time, call...well, me if you're legal.
On to the fifth floor, where the girls are pretty and the boys don't know what luck they have. JD slept, then was woken by Pip, who was then disturbed by Peter the Portly Pony who is neither portly nor a pony anymore, but I do love alliteration. I would just like to make it clear that again there is a lack of the XX chromosome pair in this room. What is WRONG with you people?
Not that I condone anyone doing anything if there are any parents or guardians listening to this.
In the afternoon, Bel watched football, then talked rule changes with Schrodinger. Cally harassed Bel about his sexuality. Pot, kettle, black. Bel then explained football to the farmboy, Cally told the farmboy about her lemming. Lemming. Please don't let that be a euphemism. Farmboy and Schrodinger talked about everyone's favorite native non-teal animal, then met Marie.
I'm taking a moment to have a drink.
Better. Moving on!
Marie became a Patriots' fan and is now running for Student Council, Marie and Cally talk classes, you studious little students you, and Marie talked gloves. Jamie and Marie are cute together - see? This guy knows what he's doing. Learn from Madrox. And Bel and Jamie...no, I'm not reading that. If only because I don't want to deal with the homicide report. Let's just say they talked about cheering up Professor Vader by using what they know.
And finally in the common areas, Bel and Billy were on the roof this morning. Bel protected his plants. Billy did not protect plants. Does Billy have something against plants?
Now let's delve into your private lives, because the pirate is a dastardly snoop and knows all.
Lavender and Mac talked about magic, while Sakurazaki and Jude were romantic and adorable. See? Learn from Madrox and Lizowski. Madrox and Lizowski for student council! They will lead the way!
Weiss and Jaye are, in separate rooms, "hungover oh-em-gee". Because simply being hungover isn't enough.
Ahaaa, and it seems the pirate loves to embarass each and every one of you. In gossip news, Angela and Marty were sneaky and went backc to her room very tipsy and early and sneaky and why are these notes in capital letters? I think someone is a little overexcited at this news. Mr Blank, you are a gentleman and a scholar and a dirty scoundrel. Good work.
Jamie decided that Marie should run for Student Council, which would explain her uncertainty later on since she didn't decide this for herself. But they are cute. That's apparently what counts. In the meantime, Pippi snuggled her art supplies, because Pippi and her art supplies are apparently an "oh-tee-pee". I didn't know Pippi had a teepee, but you learn something new every day. Sometimes that one thing just happens to be a waste of brain cells.
Ray and his microwave had a showdown. Who won? Call in and tell me. Shawn and...wait. WAIT. Hallelujah! Shawn picked Summer up for their lunch date. Shawn, my boy, you were listening last time. I take back all of the heckling I may have done once the microphone was off.
Moving right along, Miss Parker was her usual charming self on the phone to Jarod, Anders must have been lonely and lost because he was talking to his fish, John Crichton tried to...ha. Haha. He tried to cook for Aeryn. Somehow, I doubt it went all that well. Luke and Rory ate waffles and chatted, Alphonse and Lavender talked... You know, I've heard things about smushed names for couples being cute. What would these two be? Laveonse? Alphender? One sounds like a French General, the other sounds like a medication used to fight constipation. Just say no to name smushing. Ed was booooooo...oooo...oooooo...oored. I think I got all of the 'o's right. Walter is also bored, but with just one 'O'. Carmela stopped by to say hello and Evie wrote a letter home. Finally, some good news. Agnes is not dead.
Student Council
For those of you who have been living under a rock or sucked into Locker 327 for the past few weeks, you would have missed the news that the Student Council elections are coming up. You'll get to vote for 3 representatives from each grade and these guys are the ones who will be getting all of the stuff for you organized for this year. Vote wisely!
Here are the posters that went up today:
Setsuna Sakurazaki, Alanna Trebond, Seely Booth, Joxer, Jamie Madrox and Marie D'Ancanto, Peter Pevensie, Isabel Evans, Peter Parker and a new poster for Charlie Kawalsky. I like the new one better than the old one. If you do too, be sure to show your appreciation.
You can always go - Downtown!
We're on the home stretch now. The Clinic was quiet, but maybe the doctors should go to Caritas, because the place was dead. That's what you get when you mix zombies with Shakira and I have no idea what that means, but I'll take it under advisement for when I get a clue.
This morning was Sunday brunch at Wonka's. Lavender found out there's a Luna and I'm not sure if that's a person or a candy bar, our resident nun is there and so is Clark Kent. Hermione met up with Luna and Lavender and Shawn and Summer got to know each other. I'd say "that's my boy", but he's not and I'd risk sounding like my father. I'm not that old.
River and her brother Simon had a picnic in the park, then they were joined by a duck and Kaylee and my notes, translated from squirrel apparently, tell me that they were cute and awkward. Later on, Simon and River had a visit from housekeeping at the hotel and Jane was pained by Patsy Cline.
I'm disappointed that we have to end on Patsy Cline.
This, my fellow Fandomoniums, is DJ Hawk signing off. I'll leave you now with a four hour recording of the Virginia Highland Bagpipe Society playing the collected works of Barbara Streisand. Don't forget to try the veal. Goodnight!
School Room Blues
It's Sunday. I don't even know why this is on my list. Go! Begone! Be free, my pretties!
Co-Ed Dorms, Because We Trust You. Really.
This Sunday is full of revelry, rumination and running for election. Here are the highlights.
Sakurazaki has an admirer. I believe he's a fine gentleman from the far north, and no I'm not talking about the Mountie. Billy went swimming but no one else showed up. Billy, save the Speedos until after puberty.
On the front steps of the dorms, Ed was being studious and not getting any girls, Cally stopped by and she's not getting any girls either, then John Connor tripped over Ed and he's definitely not getting any girls and Shawn was there too and - sigh - he's still not getting any girls. Shawn, I thought we talked about this the last time they let me near a microphone.
In the common rooms, those places where love is in the air and possibly the stench of scorched popcorn and bad air freshener, the second and third floor common rooms are empty. I am shocked, shocked I say! All of the action happened on the fourth and fifth floors.
In the fourth floor common room, John Connor was non-emo - that's the spirit! - and watched television. Then John and Billy discussed which was better - chicks with swords or chicks with guns. Don't worry boys, you're not getting either, so the point is moot. Teddy stopped by and he and John talked about movies on cable and how the digestive tract deals with too much popcorn. Well, maybe not that last one, but I can assure you the answer is 'not well'. Then Billy and Teddy talked about movies. Please note that there were no girls in the room. Co-ed dorms and you still end up segregated. But wait, here's a tidbit that I may need to check out myself. There's graffiti in the fourth floor boys' bathroom. For a good time, call...well, me if you're legal.
On to the fifth floor, where the girls are pretty and the boys don't know what luck they have. JD slept, then was woken by Pip, who was then disturbed by Peter the Portly Pony who is neither portly nor a pony anymore, but I do love alliteration. I would just like to make it clear that again there is a lack of the XX chromosome pair in this room. What is WRONG with you people?
Not that I condone anyone doing anything if there are any parents or guardians listening to this.
In the afternoon, Bel watched football, then talked rule changes with Schrodinger. Cally harassed Bel about his sexuality. Pot, kettle, black. Bel then explained football to the farmboy, Cally told the farmboy about her lemming. Lemming. Please don't let that be a euphemism. Farmboy and Schrodinger talked about everyone's favorite native non-teal animal, then met Marie.
I'm taking a moment to have a drink.
Better. Moving on!
Marie became a Patriots' fan and is now running for Student Council, Marie and Cally talk classes, you studious little students you, and Marie talked gloves. Jamie and Marie are cute together - see? This guy knows what he's doing. Learn from Madrox. And Bel and Jamie...no, I'm not reading that. If only because I don't want to deal with the homicide report. Let's just say they talked about cheering up Professor Vader by using what they know.
And finally in the common areas, Bel and Billy were on the roof this morning. Bel protected his plants. Billy did not protect plants. Does Billy have something against plants?
Now let's delve into your private lives, because the pirate is a dastardly snoop and knows all.
Lavender and Mac talked about magic, while Sakurazaki and Jude were romantic and adorable. See? Learn from Madrox and Lizowski. Madrox and Lizowski for student council! They will lead the way!
Weiss and Jaye are, in separate rooms, "hungover oh-em-gee". Because simply being hungover isn't enough.
Ahaaa, and it seems the pirate loves to embarass each and every one of you. In gossip news, Angela and Marty were sneaky and went backc to her room very tipsy and early and sneaky and why are these notes in capital letters? I think someone is a little overexcited at this news. Mr Blank, you are a gentleman and a scholar and a dirty scoundrel. Good work.
Jamie decided that Marie should run for Student Council, which would explain her uncertainty later on since she didn't decide this for herself. But they are cute. That's apparently what counts. In the meantime, Pippi snuggled her art supplies, because Pippi and her art supplies are apparently an "oh-tee-pee". I didn't know Pippi had a teepee, but you learn something new every day. Sometimes that one thing just happens to be a waste of brain cells.
Ray and his microwave had a showdown. Who won? Call in and tell me. Shawn and...wait. WAIT. Hallelujah! Shawn picked Summer up for their lunch date. Shawn, my boy, you were listening last time. I take back all of the heckling I may have done once the microphone was off.
Moving right along, Miss Parker was her usual charming self on the phone to Jarod, Anders must have been lonely and lost because he was talking to his fish, John Crichton tried to...ha. Haha. He tried to cook for Aeryn. Somehow, I doubt it went all that well. Luke and Rory ate waffles and chatted, Alphonse and Lavender talked... You know, I've heard things about smushed names for couples being cute. What would these two be? Laveonse? Alphender? One sounds like a French General, the other sounds like a medication used to fight constipation. Just say no to name smushing. Ed was booooooo...oooo...oooooo...oored. I think I got all of the 'o's right. Walter is also bored, but with just one 'O'. Carmela stopped by to say hello and Evie wrote a letter home. Finally, some good news. Agnes is not dead.
Student Council
For those of you who have been living under a rock or sucked into Locker 327 for the past few weeks, you would have missed the news that the Student Council elections are coming up. You'll get to vote for 3 representatives from each grade and these guys are the ones who will be getting all of the stuff for you organized for this year. Vote wisely!
Here are the posters that went up today:
Setsuna Sakurazaki, Alanna Trebond, Seely Booth, Joxer, Jamie Madrox and Marie D'Ancanto, Peter Pevensie, Isabel Evans, Peter Parker and a new poster for Charlie Kawalsky. I like the new one better than the old one. If you do too, be sure to show your appreciation.
You can always go - Downtown!
We're on the home stretch now. The Clinic was quiet, but maybe the doctors should go to Caritas, because the place was dead. That's what you get when you mix zombies with Shakira and I have no idea what that means, but I'll take it under advisement for when I get a clue.
This morning was Sunday brunch at Wonka's. Lavender found out there's a Luna and I'm not sure if that's a person or a candy bar, our resident nun is there and so is Clark Kent. Hermione met up with Luna and Lavender and Shawn and Summer got to know each other. I'd say "that's my boy", but he's not and I'd risk sounding like my father. I'm not that old.
River and her brother Simon had a picnic in the park, then they were joined by a duck and Kaylee and my notes, translated from squirrel apparently, tell me that they were cute and awkward. Later on, Simon and River had a visit from housekeeping at the hotel and Jane was pained by Patsy Cline.
I'm disappointed that we have to end on Patsy Cline.
This, my fellow Fandomoniums, is DJ Hawk signing off. I'll leave you now with a four hour recording of the Virginia Highland Bagpipe Society playing the collected works of Barbara Streisand. Don't forget to try the veal. Goodnight!