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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, September 12, 2006
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likeguidelines bringin' ye the latest 'n greatest from Fandom on this Tuesday evening.
So let's be gettin' started, shall we?
*sounds of squirrel-y chittering*
I'll be more entertainin' when I'm good 'n ready. Besides, ye be gettin' new talent tomorrow.
Readin', Writin', 'n Rithamatic
Music Be Love be shakin' thar booties in class today. It be a lot harder t' count that way--jes pointin' that out. Bel be stoppin' by after t' chat wit' Lorne.
Actin' be blockin' out imaginary scenes? Be they so bad that ye need t' block them out already? If ye need actual scenes t' block out, I can be gettin' ye copies o' the Christmas pageant...
Criminal Justice be playin' cops 'n robbers, Spyin' be playin' memory games, 'n Biology be studyin' somethin' orgasmic --*papers shuffle* organic. Mine be way more interestin'. Theirs be dealin' with orange juice, nuts, eggs 'n salmon. Borin'!
Humor class--we be havin' a humor class? Either ye have a sense o' one or ye don't--be talkin' about physical humor. River kickin' Pip in the crotch? That be comedy gold, me hearties. Heroism be talkin' nursery rhymes--did ye know that the one about the egg crackin' really be about a cannon? Now ye do!
Professors Winchester, Frizzle, 'n Adair be holdin' office hours, but no one be visitin'. Darth Vader be havin' office hours 'n be havin' Seely, Pippi, Aeryn, Rory 'n Billy stoppin' by. What be wrong wit' ye? Professor Cranston be havin' office hours 'n deliverin' papers t' his students, which be borin'. Unless it be treasure maps--then I be wonderin' where mine be, too.
The office be open, too. I be terribly uninterested.
In the library, Isabel be meetin' her new boss 'n Evie be entirely too excited by books. They be books. It be not rum or anythin'. Speakin' of things fer lunch, Naomi be eatin' alone today.
Roomin'
Lana be sleepin' the third floor common room so that she be not disturbin' her roommate. I be sayin' get yerself some manner o' snorin' aid 'n tellin' them t' deal wit' the noise.
In the fifth floor common room, Pippi be makin' pancakes. Cally be entirely too excited about them, Billy be more worried about gettin' turned into an animal--don't be makin' any witches cranky or go into any storage closets, lockers, or the fifth floor men's room on Tuesdays in November 'n ye should be fine--and Walter 'n Pippi be talkin' about River-who-be-out-o'-her-mind. Around here, ye be in good company, wench. Thar be talk o' love triangles between Cally 'n Walter, Lyra be gettin' pancakes 'n talkin' about how she be livin' wit' a matey. Be it Sam Winchester? Because he be a eunuch, so it be okay. Speakin' o' eunuchs, Billy be tellin' Pippi that he be keepin' his girlish figure in shape.
What a coincidence! He be in the gym later today! Blair be comin' in t' help him get in touch wit' his feminine side. Or meditate. I be likin' me version better.
S-wench be in the salle today, too, where she be givin' Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony a sword.
*papers shuffling* That might be a euphemism.
Jack be mockin' Cedric's bean bag chair--definitely a euphemism--Blair be liberatin' Mac's cookies--possibly a euphemism--and Rory be wantin' t' build a fort in Ethics class. That better not be a euphemism. John be bringin' Aeryn doughnuts t' get over the potential trauma o' such a fort.
Luke 'n Lyra be goin' on a field trip t' see Luke's ship, the twins-who-be-actually-related be stoppin' by t' say hello t' Ranma's puppy, 'n Lavender be bitchin' about mosquitoes. Be glad it be the end o' the summer, wench. It were unbearable in July. Over in Teddy's room, Joxer be apologizin', Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony be makin' an introduction, 'n Teddy in no way be playin' wit' Will's frogs. *shuffles papers* Possibly also a euphemism 'n if so, ye need t' be comin' up wit' better ones. What be wrong wit' "scrapbookin'"?
In non-scrapbookin' news, Togusa be showin' his tank-thing t' Pip 'n Pippi, 'n Matilda be laughin' at the twins-who-be-actually-related.
*sighs*
'n it wouldn't be a night in Fandom without a giant orgy in a common room. Tonight? It be on the fifth floor. Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony be watchin' Space Battles. Willow be thar 'n confused by katanas. Be that a little cafe wit' a band? She be meetin' Ray, makin' Alec wary 'n discoverin' that Buffy be a puppy.
*pause* Wait, what?
*extended period of laughter* I do be lovin' this school.
Willow also be talkin' boyfriends wit' Isabel 'n gettin' acquainted wit' Lavender. Molly be lovin' Space Battles! She also be gettin' thanked by Willow fer her work wit' River-who-be-out-o'-her-tree. Ray be tellin' Molly that he be knittin' her a sweater.
*long pause* Be leavin' the euphemisms t' the professionals, all right, Ray?
Alec 'n Molly be catchin' up before Alec be chattin' with Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony 'n Ray. Be ye "knittin' him a sweater," too, Ray? Dawn be threatenin' t' beat Alec wit' a fryin' pan if he be hurtin' Dean-who-be-not-Alec. I be likin' me wenches violent. Ray be appointin' himself in charge o' makin' new students veterans. Did anyone tell ye about the ritual streakin' across the quad? It be completely traditional. He also be wonderin' why Cally be enjoyin' her classes. That be makin' two of us.
Zero be thar as well, 'n Peter-who-be-a-Parker who also be a geek about Space Battles. A wench named Door--honestly, people--be talkin' wit' Carmela, Cally, Alanna, Dawn 'n Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony. Cally be chattin' wit' the Pony Boy, Izzy 'n Greg be cute, Ray 'n Greg both be lovin' some wench named Gloria Gaynor, Seely be answerin' t' Clementine as well as "NOT ANGEL!", Isabel 'n Lavender both be talkin' about the movie, 'n thar be a discussion o' emo. In other breakin' news, the sky be blue.
Carmela be tellin' Alanna about some kind of speech--I be bored--then talkin' classes wit' Pony Boy. I be more bored. *papers rustle* Jaye be flirtin' wit' Ray 'n if ye start datin' wit' cutesy rhymin' names I be never forgivin' ye. Jaye also be talkin' detention wit' Pony Boy. It be not leadin' t' hugs, unlike the conversation Bridge 'n Willow be havin'. 'n Bridge be not suited t' be a criminal.
*long pause* Well, yeah... Pony Boy 'n Dean be talkin' about the gray areas o' the law--I be excellin' at those--'n then Pony Boy be playin' fetch wit' Buffy-who-be-a-puppy. As ye do, I suppose. Alanna 'n Jaye be findin' Buffy-who-be-a-puppy adorable. Faithful be disagreein'. Lavender be checkin' to make certain that Bufffy-who-be-a-puppy be not eatin' a good shoe, then be wonderin' if Faithful be a student. No, Buffy be a student.
*laughter*
Welcome t' Fandom.
Revelin'
Doc Wilson (who be gettin' flowers) 'n Aziraphale be havin' dinner together, as ye do, All 'n Sundries be open, as it be, 'n a cleverly disguised-type woman be sneakin' into Cafe Fina.
Wait, what?
Billy be unhappy wit' his drink at Caritas. Mayhaps he should be gettin' beat wit' a screwdriver. *papers shuffle* Oh, me apologies. A screwdriver be a drink 'n one that Yondaime be happy with.
River be gettin' visited by Blair, Aziraphale 'n Schrodinger at the clinic durin' the day 'n it be quiet thar tonight.
That be all from the Crow's Nest! Keep an eye out fer Matey-wit'-the-Hat 'n have a good night!
likeguidelines bringin' ye the latest 'n greatest from Fandom on this Tuesday evening.So let's be gettin' started, shall we?
*sounds of squirrel-y chittering*
I'll be more entertainin' when I'm good 'n ready. Besides, ye be gettin' new talent tomorrow.
Readin', Writin', 'n Rithamatic
Music Be Love be shakin' thar booties in class today. It be a lot harder t' count that way--jes pointin' that out. Bel be stoppin' by after t' chat wit' Lorne.
Actin' be blockin' out imaginary scenes? Be they so bad that ye need t' block them out already? If ye need actual scenes t' block out, I can be gettin' ye copies o' the Christmas pageant...
Criminal Justice be playin' cops 'n robbers, Spyin' be playin' memory games, 'n Biology be studyin' somethin' orgasmic --*papers shuffle* organic. Mine be way more interestin'. Theirs be dealin' with orange juice, nuts, eggs 'n salmon. Borin'!
Humor class--we be havin' a humor class? Either ye have a sense o' one or ye don't--be talkin' about physical humor. River kickin' Pip in the crotch? That be comedy gold, me hearties. Heroism be talkin' nursery rhymes--did ye know that the one about the egg crackin' really be about a cannon? Now ye do!
Professors Winchester, Frizzle, 'n Adair be holdin' office hours, but no one be visitin'. Darth Vader be havin' office hours 'n be havin' Seely, Pippi, Aeryn, Rory 'n Billy stoppin' by. What be wrong wit' ye? Professor Cranston be havin' office hours 'n deliverin' papers t' his students, which be borin'. Unless it be treasure maps--then I be wonderin' where mine be, too.
The office be open, too. I be terribly uninterested.
In the library, Isabel be meetin' her new boss 'n Evie be entirely too excited by books. They be books. It be not rum or anythin'. Speakin' of things fer lunch, Naomi be eatin' alone today.
Roomin'
Lana be sleepin' the third floor common room so that she be not disturbin' her roommate. I be sayin' get yerself some manner o' snorin' aid 'n tellin' them t' deal wit' the noise.
In the fifth floor common room, Pippi be makin' pancakes. Cally be entirely too excited about them, Billy be more worried about gettin' turned into an animal--don't be makin' any witches cranky or go into any storage closets, lockers, or the fifth floor men's room on Tuesdays in November 'n ye should be fine--and Walter 'n Pippi be talkin' about River-who-be-out-o'-her-mind. Around here, ye be in good company, wench. Thar be talk o' love triangles between Cally 'n Walter, Lyra be gettin' pancakes 'n talkin' about how she be livin' wit' a matey. Be it Sam Winchester? Because he be a eunuch, so it be okay. Speakin' o' eunuchs, Billy be tellin' Pippi that he be keepin' his girlish figure in shape.
What a coincidence! He be in the gym later today! Blair be comin' in t' help him get in touch wit' his feminine side. Or meditate. I be likin' me version better.
S-wench be in the salle today, too, where she be givin' Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony a sword.
*papers shuffling* That might be a euphemism.
Jack be mockin' Cedric's bean bag chair--definitely a euphemism--Blair be liberatin' Mac's cookies--possibly a euphemism--and Rory be wantin' t' build a fort in Ethics class. That better not be a euphemism. John be bringin' Aeryn doughnuts t' get over the potential trauma o' such a fort.
Luke 'n Lyra be goin' on a field trip t' see Luke's ship, the twins-who-be-actually-related be stoppin' by t' say hello t' Ranma's puppy, 'n Lavender be bitchin' about mosquitoes. Be glad it be the end o' the summer, wench. It were unbearable in July. Over in Teddy's room, Joxer be apologizin', Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony be makin' an introduction, 'n Teddy in no way be playin' wit' Will's frogs. *shuffles papers* Possibly also a euphemism 'n if so, ye need t' be comin' up wit' better ones. What be wrong wit' "scrapbookin'"?
In non-scrapbookin' news, Togusa be showin' his tank-thing t' Pip 'n Pippi, 'n Matilda be laughin' at the twins-who-be-actually-related.
*sighs*
'n it wouldn't be a night in Fandom without a giant orgy in a common room. Tonight? It be on the fifth floor. Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony be watchin' Space Battles. Willow be thar 'n confused by katanas. Be that a little cafe wit' a band? She be meetin' Ray, makin' Alec wary 'n discoverin' that Buffy be a puppy.
*pause* Wait, what?
*extended period of laughter* I do be lovin' this school.
Willow also be talkin' boyfriends wit' Isabel 'n gettin' acquainted wit' Lavender. Molly be lovin' Space Battles! She also be gettin' thanked by Willow fer her work wit' River-who-be-out-o'-her-tree. Ray be tellin' Molly that he be knittin' her a sweater.
*long pause* Be leavin' the euphemisms t' the professionals, all right, Ray?
Alec 'n Molly be catchin' up before Alec be chattin' with Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony 'n Ray. Be ye "knittin' him a sweater," too, Ray? Dawn be threatenin' t' beat Alec wit' a fryin' pan if he be hurtin' Dean-who-be-not-Alec. I be likin' me wenches violent. Ray be appointin' himself in charge o' makin' new students veterans. Did anyone tell ye about the ritual streakin' across the quad? It be completely traditional. He also be wonderin' why Cally be enjoyin' her classes. That be makin' two of us.
Zero be thar as well, 'n Peter-who-be-a-Parker who also be a geek about Space Battles. A wench named Door--honestly, people--be talkin' wit' Carmela, Cally, Alanna, Dawn 'n Peter-who-used-t'-be-a-pony. Cally be chattin' wit' the Pony Boy, Izzy 'n Greg be cute, Ray 'n Greg both be lovin' some wench named Gloria Gaynor, Seely be answerin' t' Clementine as well as "NOT ANGEL!", Isabel 'n Lavender both be talkin' about the movie, 'n thar be a discussion o' emo. In other breakin' news, the sky be blue.
Carmela be tellin' Alanna about some kind of speech--I be bored--then talkin' classes wit' Pony Boy. I be more bored. *papers rustle* Jaye be flirtin' wit' Ray 'n if ye start datin' wit' cutesy rhymin' names I be never forgivin' ye. Jaye also be talkin' detention wit' Pony Boy. It be not leadin' t' hugs, unlike the conversation Bridge 'n Willow be havin'. 'n Bridge be not suited t' be a criminal.
*long pause* Well, yeah... Pony Boy 'n Dean be talkin' about the gray areas o' the law--I be excellin' at those--'n then Pony Boy be playin' fetch wit' Buffy-who-be-a-puppy. As ye do, I suppose. Alanna 'n Jaye be findin' Buffy-who-be-a-puppy adorable. Faithful be disagreein'. Lavender be checkin' to make certain that Bufffy-who-be-a-puppy be not eatin' a good shoe, then be wonderin' if Faithful be a student. No, Buffy be a student.
*laughter*
Welcome t' Fandom.
Revelin'
Doc Wilson (who be gettin' flowers) 'n Aziraphale be havin' dinner together, as ye do, All 'n Sundries be open, as it be, 'n a cleverly disguised-type woman be sneakin' into Cafe Fina.
Wait, what?
Billy be unhappy wit' his drink at Caritas. Mayhaps he should be gettin' beat wit' a screwdriver. *papers shuffle* Oh, me apologies. A screwdriver be a drink 'n one that Yondaime be happy with.
River be gettin' visited by Blair, Aziraphale 'n Schrodinger at the clinic durin' the day 'n it be quiet thar tonight.
That be all from the Crow's Nest! Keep an eye out fer Matey-wit'-the-Hat 'n have a good night!
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[*LOVES YOU LIKE PIE OMG!*]
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How the pirate chose to take that was entirely up to him.
((So much love!))
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the guy she's OMGTOTALLYDATINGgetting kicked in the crotch was comedy gold... Possibly comedy silver, or comedy bronze... Maybe comedy semiprecious stone...no subject
[*hugs you*]
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[HAH!]