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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-09-09 12:40 am
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Fandom Radio, September 8

Surpriiiiiiiise. You have me again! And I bet you're all oh-so pleased.


Edumacation

Ew, classes. In Energy and Fitness, Demyx wanted to sit out team sports and Edward was more worried about hair. Ooh, that should be an interesting class this semester. Prophecy had a lab, which makes me wonder if they're going to be all highly dramatic in class like they are on TV, and Summer led Health class today. Where surveys were filled out and Jamie talked to Shawn and to himself. And Constant Vigilance had people doing stuff, but Jack and Cam caught up, Carmela decided it's a good idea to take Door shopping- Door? I kept thinking maybe it was spelled differently or something, but no, there it is, D-O-O-R. Jack wants to call the Doctor "Doc" and have I mentioned Jack rules? And Pip asks the Doctor about the other Doctor, and no, seriously, Jack, I'm stealing your idea. The Doctor is now "Doc" because we have like eighty of them in this town.

Anyone in Mary Poppins' class should have a packet, Professor Lyman saw Elizabeth in his office hours, V saw Blair and English Peter... You know, between V and Z and two Jay/Jay's, we're starting to sound like alphabet soup. Though it could be worse, my name could be Window. Or Shingle, or something. Principal Zoe saw Cam, Marty and Ellie, and also in office hours news, Professor... Aly, Professor Custer, and Professor Roslin all held them. Also, don't ask me why some people are called by Professor and some aren't. There really is absolutely no method to my madness.

The library was open but mercifully quiet. My voice thanks you all. Ed had lunch in the cafeteria, and Naomi and Nadia had lunch before heading out shopping.

And in happy detention news, Seely, Jamie, English Peter, River and Naomi all have it. Have fun, kids!


Living Conditions DORMS OF DOOM

Okay, it's actually not too bad today. Dawn declared Pantsless Friday in the third floor common room. Half the school showed up.

...That's it, enough of this isolationist crap. I'm leaving my room all the damn time from now on. Go, Dawn! And you're not even a Seahorse!

Molly refused pantslessness but talked about learning how to... bark. Um, go Molly? Jack was- shock- pantsless. Pete stripped down to his long johns... Plural? I'm not sure whether to be impressed or terrified, but I'm leaning towards the second. Bel was "bewildered" and claims to not wear undies. I've heard that about him. Rory got away with a skirt, and that's so cheating, Summer was confused, the weird guy who lives by me debated stripping down and Dawn, please tell me he kept it on so I don't need to venture into a happy place to keep myself sane, and when Isabel said she wasn't taking it off, Dawn threatened her with the Pants Police. I'm thisclose to making Dawn a "pantslessness encouraged" sign with so much glitter, I swear.

Bel and Isabel were glad to have survived classes, and between Hunting and Ethics, that might be an accomplishment, Hermione got all up in arms about the nonexistent dress code, Shawn was also threatened with police intervention, Lavender didn't get the sign due to Britishness, English Peter thought Shirtless Day was better and have I mentioned I love English Peter because I do. Bridgey was offered a job on the Pantsless Police and Rory tried to get him in a kilt, Cute Sam was all "no" with the pantslessness and dude, I may have to replace you with Dawn in the Seahorse cabin in my brain. Z got away with her skirt, cheater, King Dork thinks shoelessness is next and I don't want to know about your fetishes. And Cally and Anders were apparently very mature omg. That's totally what it says, omg and all.

Aeryn told John she made up with Jamie before the latter gave her ice cream, Willow brought English Peter lunch, Billy looked out his window, which is somehow newsworthy. I mean, I'm looking at a button right now. Would that mean tomorrow's broadcaster says "Jaye looked at a button?" Anyway, Shawn worked on some diary thing, Luke's tapped out... And I should not mention that this is not the Luke whose restaurant I've glittered, but now I think this one might need to be introduced to the concept of glittering. And Zero's band worked on picking out a name.

Blair made fruit salad in the fourth floor common room, Bel was talked into taking Prophecy and totally does not intimidate JD. Jim told Blair about his date with Lana, Luna re-met Lavender, and I'm not really sure what that means but at the same time it's Fandom so it makes total sense.

The twins did homework and watched TV, and ugh homework. Pete seemed to like Pup more than Walter, but he was also unhappy with the popcorn so... Walter helped one of the twins- and what, I'm supposed to know names now?- with his work, Billy met Pup, Alanna and Faithful told Pete what radio is, and Alanna told Walter why last night caused a breakdown. Faithful freaked out Billy, Walter talked to Pip and his cat, and I'm waiting for the day someone highly allergic comes to Fandom, with all these animals. Pete OD'ed on eyepatches, Will decided the twins speaking in unison is creepy, and got a warning from Pip about his cat. Is it rabid? Will and Al caught up and talked baby-tossing, and seriously, just bubble wrap them. So much easier. I hereby declare all onesies should be lined with clear bubble-laden packaging that makes a pleasant noise when the kids inevitably fall down and go boom. The twins and Carmela talked languages, and she was more than happy to get puppy kisses from Pup. Al and the twins talked about television and all the kids from Japan, and Walter? Not thrilled with Prophecy. I'm kind of generally done with classes myself...


Out and About

Over at Caritas, GOB gave Blair $13.47 worth of dating advice, and Blair! I need to ask you about that thing from over the weekend! I will call you! Jack and Dean were both grateful Blair is still alive, and Jack and Dean talked.

*clears throat* In the clinic, Alanna ignored Faithful, and Natalie had a quiet night. That's good, right? Matilda and Billy stopped in at Giles' shop, and then Jim came to pick up Lana for their date. I always hoped you crazy kids would get it together. Do I know a Jim?

Kaylee opened Empire Records, John Connor opened Sparky Repairs, Nadia took Naomi shopping while Jamie picked up ice cream, and Aziraphale hopped on over to the church and talked to Rosette.


Random Crap that Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else Faculty Party

Hey, remember when teachers were seen and not heard? I miss those days.

Ellie and Professor Roslin talked about adjusting to Fandom, Abby caught up with Professor Custer, Lorne met Lorelai and Bucky, awww, Mary Poppins and Lorelai discuss Rory, and you know, I can't seem to call her Mary and I can't call her Professor Poppins. She is just Mary Poppins. Deal. Aziraphale met Lorelai, The was rude to Lorne, and that makes me glare at The a lot, and Lorne got Ellie to sing the Galaxy Song, thus proving his awesomeness.

Mary Poppins boggled at the karaoke machine, Daddy Winchester met the green guy, and best thing ever? Professor Lyman sang "I'm Too Sexy". Someone tell me he was sober. And then tell me you got footage. 'Bossa, I'm looking at you.

Lorne met Logan and caught up with Aziraphale. Abby was shocked at all the glitter, and I don't even have a note to tell me who organized this but I bet you it was Lorelai, and then Abby met the Hot Mountie and his doggie. So did Mary Poppins, Daddy Winchester, and Aziraphale. Professor Roslin met Abby, Aziraphale and Mary Poppins. Daisy met Abby and Mary Poppins, and I understand there was some snippage there. Dude, if the teacher chicks throw down, this school will officially rule all.

Abby was cheerful at The, and Daisy bugged him about the fact that his name is The. Okay, I don't think that was exactly the way it went, but come on, that seems to be the core problem here. Hot Mountie and Principal Zoe caught up, and what, you two aren't making out yet? Get with it!

...Oh my god, I just said that. Ahem. Aly met Principal Zoe, Professor Lyman was, and I quote, perky at her, and seriously, someone give me a blood alcohol level on him. I'm curious. Abby was adorable with the hot Media Studies teacher, Aly met Hot Mountie and Dief, Professor Lyman? Totally smooth. Really. Daddy Winchester told Logan about that kid protesting his class, and really, I can't imagine who that would be. Mary Poppins met Daddy Winchester, Janice is in hate with glitter, Abby was cheery at Doc, and Professor Lyman met Abby and Mary Poppins.

I don't think I've ever had to talk that much about teachers. It's a little weird.


Am I done now? Can I stop talking? And the answer is... yes! Night, Fandom!

[identity profile] guitar-and-gun.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[[*coughs* The El and Lorne link leads to Lorelai and Azriphalewhat'sit]]

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: *wubs Jaye soooooooooooooo much*]