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Pirate Radio, October 26
Hey everyone, this is Faith and *arfity-arf*, bringing you the news for this Wednesday, October 26.
Classes
In Professor Dream's classes, students learn about Koline Greek and work on calligraphy. Journalism talks about what they saw (courtesy of Prof. Dream) yesterday. And, aw, all the poor suckers in Geology get a pop quiz. Also, the garden teacher guy is going to Africa, and offering to take people with him. Professor, let me be the first to suggest many, many names of people who could use a trip.
They're making Shrinky-Dinks in art class. I wanna make some! I could make a little puppy, and make it puppy clothes, and food, and a little puppy house, and *arf! arfarf!* Sure, a girlfriend for the puppy'd be fine.
Presentations continue in Quantum Physics, and Speech Class talks about the Human/Non-Human alliance. (Also, isn't it illegal for teachers to not report signs of abuse in students? Shouldn't this be more of a concern if the student is pregnant?)
Maths talk about numbers and probability and stuff. The Sociology classes turn in homework and study for their midterm. Marriage is discussed in Intro to Anthropology and Egyptian Archaeology, and it has nothing to do with the Prof. having the hots for a certain FH student. Nope
Advanced Negotiations talks about what to do when you're outnumbered, Poetry talks about poerty and emo kids and why said emo kids like poems (hint: they're emo), and Celtic Studies works on their projects for Parents' Weekend.
The Library is fucking busy today. Janet and Prof. Methos talk about Zero's trip. Dr. Wilson gets a library card and looks for books on dreams, Chrichton looks for books on the military, and Dr. Jackson and Janet flirt.
In Study Hall, Principal Connor is whacking frogs with a hammer. Bridge chats with Anders and Lee. Paige gets emo all over the place. Careful kids, may be contagious. Also, no one else talks to each other. Branch out kids. Show up!except not really cause i don't care.
There's a Newspaper meeting. Chihaya wants to write about politics. Sweetie, it isn't all that interesting. Angela joins, Jake and Krycekare cute talk about Parents' Weekend, and Angelus is damn chatty.
And now we have a commercial
The strains of the melody from "My Heart Will Go On" is heard in the area, and then a gentle female voice starts speaking. The voice might sound familiar.
"Ours has often been a time of darkness...there have been dishonesty, cafeteria food and attacks of zombies. Out of these trying times, a beaming, protective light has come to us out of the darkness.
Celine Dion..."
The music changes slightly and the lyrics to "Your Light" can be heard.
"Whenever your hope is gone
I'll give you strength to carry on
In the darkness of the night
I will be your light
I'll give you something to hold on to
When you can't find your way
Like a fire burning bright
I will be your light"
"Celine Dion has come forward to be our light. She is a strong, powerful woman, reaching out to people and animals of every make and species. She has no prejudices, no judgments against anyone. She is indeed a pinnacle of strength that we can bring hope from in these times of darkness.
Just say YES TO CELINE DION!"
There is a crescendo of music and as it fades away, again you hear:
"Just say yes to Celine Dion. You won't regret it."
This ad paid for by the Students for Celine Dion, supported by Camulus, Celtic God.
....you've got to be fucking kidding me.
Dorms
Apparently, there was a Ethics Slave sit-in in the lobby into the wee hours of today. And there's apparently crazy.
Chihaya posts posters for Journalism class. Say yes to watching the Student Council, or something. *Arf* No, not you. *Ruf!* Sorry, no dogs in the meetings. *Wuf?* Since always.
And the emo just EXPLODED in Maia's room this afternoon. Hank chats with both Angela and her cat in the third floor common room. *Grrrr* No, I don't think anyone teaches dog. *Ror?* Because, clearly they hate you. I'm busy now, let me finish! ANYWAY!One floor below, there's a heck of a lot of hanging out and Lost Boys watching.
Lee, according to sources, is tired of toast. Also, he talks to John. Shocker! Han and Bagoas are hanging out on the Falcon. Together.
CJ and Methos hang out, drinking and watching a movie. And, oh, drama! Lee's in the gym, and Kara comes in, and then Anders come in, and there's almost violence! But it's okay, cause, aw, Callynanders are being cute again.
Town
Tara and Crowley talk about Chaucer, Azriphale, and Crowley's offence at not getting a key. Over at Red's, Tonks wants to get a dog tattoo.
At Deb's, George talks to Shane and Deb about guy troubles. And in the park, Anakin and Aayla meet again, for the first time in town.
Paige andthe very hot Vitaly spend some time together, I think. My notes are a bit vauge on this. Over at Amanda's, Maia has tea with her.
At the Perk, Marty and Angela talk. This is the kind of talking that involves raised voices and ends in storming out. On the other hand, Lily and Draco have a date, as do John and Aeryn. Shane and Kate are talking, and it is also cute.
The Theater is accepting applications, Chrichton is the best first customer ever for George, Professor Jackson is getting Janet chocolate, and Salmoneus is holding a name the harpy contest. No, I don't know what a harpy is. No, I don't really care.
The Doctor, CJ, and Geoff are planning a big fucking party, and it sounds awesome. Also, CJ owns Geoff. She's going to keep him and pay him to write poems.
Ooh, another ad!
Looking for work?
Needing good money?
Do you have good people skills that you feel could be honed or put to use?
The Aficionado Arms is looking for employees for a variety of positions.
See Frank Donovan at the Downtown Office for interviews and applications.
The Wall Of Dumbassery
This is a new addition tonight. I'm just basically going to tell you what Wilkins and I think about our ever so fabulous friends, neighbors, and innocents that are soon to hate us.
My inspiration for this section was thanks to Angelus. One moment. *snickering* Apparently, Duce almost killed him with an altoid. And, instead of spitting it out, the idiot seems to insist on beating the mint, and proving his manliness.
Also in Study Hall, Phoebe and Bel bitch about Professor Jerusalem. A lot. Apparently, he wants her to be his slave? It's all very confusing, but I'll say one thing- that man has cameras everywhere in the school. And saying that he can shove things up his ass? May not please him.
Sawyer asked Kate out to dinner. Yes, he did it at the mourge. Where they had sex. During a zombie attack. And she says YES.
Cam is shaving, and John is watching. Yeah. Mm-hmm. This isn't so much dumb as it is weird.
What? The paper is doing a poll to find the most sickening couple? Dude, just watch them! They're all icky!
Alright folks, that's all for today. Tomorrow you're getting treated to someone who's not me, sadly for you. I'll see you all next week. Hate mail can be left on my answering machine.
Classes
In Professor Dream's classes, students learn about Koline Greek and work on calligraphy. Journalism talks about what they saw (courtesy of Prof. Dream) yesterday. And, aw, all the poor suckers in Geology get a pop quiz. Also, the garden teacher guy is going to Africa, and offering to take people with him. Professor, let me be the first to suggest many, many names of people who could use a trip.
They're making Shrinky-Dinks in art class. I wanna make some! I could make a little puppy, and make it puppy clothes, and food, and a little puppy house, and *arf! arfarf!* Sure, a girlfriend for the puppy'd be fine.
Presentations continue in Quantum Physics, and Speech Class talks about the Human/Non-Human alliance. (Also, isn't it illegal for teachers to not report signs of abuse in students? Shouldn't this be more of a concern if the student is pregnant?)
Maths talk about numbers and probability and stuff. The Sociology classes turn in homework and study for their midterm. Marriage is discussed in Intro to Anthropology and Egyptian Archaeology,
Advanced Negotiations talks about what to do when you're outnumbered, Poetry talks about poerty and emo kids and why said emo kids like poems (hint: they're emo), and Celtic Studies works on their projects for Parents' Weekend.
The Library is fucking busy today. Janet and Prof. Methos talk about Zero's trip. Dr. Wilson gets a library card and looks for books on dreams, Chrichton looks for books on the military, and Dr. Jackson and Janet flirt.
In Study Hall, Principal Connor is whacking frogs with a hammer. Bridge chats with Anders and Lee. Paige gets emo all over the place. Careful kids, may be contagious. Also, no one else talks to each other. Branch out kids. Show up!
There's a Newspaper meeting. Chihaya wants to write about politics. Sweetie, it isn't all that interesting. Angela joins, Jake and Krycek
And now we have a commercial
The strains of the melody from "My Heart Will Go On" is heard in the area, and then a gentle female voice starts speaking. The voice might sound familiar.
"Ours has often been a time of darkness...there have been dishonesty, cafeteria food and attacks of zombies. Out of these trying times, a beaming, protective light has come to us out of the darkness.
Celine Dion..."
The music changes slightly and the lyrics to "Your Light" can be heard.
"Whenever your hope is gone
I'll give you strength to carry on
In the darkness of the night
I will be your light
I'll give you something to hold on to
When you can't find your way
Like a fire burning bright
I will be your light"
"Celine Dion has come forward to be our light. She is a strong, powerful woman, reaching out to people and animals of every make and species. She has no prejudices, no judgments against anyone. She is indeed a pinnacle of strength that we can bring hope from in these times of darkness.
Just say YES TO CELINE DION!"
There is a crescendo of music and as it fades away, again you hear:
"Just say yes to Celine Dion. You won't regret it."
This ad paid for by the Students for Celine Dion, supported by Camulus, Celtic God.
....you've got to be fucking kidding me.
Dorms
Apparently, there was a Ethics Slave sit-in in the lobby into the wee hours of today. And there's apparently crazy.
Chihaya posts posters for Journalism class. Say yes to watching the Student Council, or something. *Arf* No, not you. *Ruf!* Sorry, no dogs in the meetings. *Wuf?* Since always.
And the emo just EXPLODED in Maia's room this afternoon. Hank chats with both Angela and her cat in the third floor common room. *Grrrr* No, I don't think anyone teaches dog. *Ror?* Because, clearly they hate you. I'm busy now, let me finish! ANYWAY!One floor below, there's a heck of a lot of hanging out and Lost Boys watching.
Lee, according to sources, is tired of toast. Also, he talks to John. Shocker! Han and Bagoas are hanging out on the Falcon. Together.
CJ and Methos hang out, drinking and watching a movie. And, oh, drama! Lee's in the gym, and Kara comes in, and then Anders come in, and there's almost violence! But it's okay, cause, aw, Callynanders are being cute again.
Town
Tara and Crowley talk about Chaucer, Azriphale, and Crowley's offence at not getting a key. Over at Red's, Tonks wants to get a dog tattoo.
At Deb's, George talks to Shane and Deb about guy troubles. And in the park, Anakin and Aayla meet again, for the first time in town.
Paige and
At the Perk, Marty and Angela talk. This is the kind of talking that involves raised voices and ends in storming out. On the other hand, Lily and Draco have a date, as do John and Aeryn. Shane and Kate are talking, and it is also cute.
The Theater is accepting applications, Chrichton is the best first customer ever for George, Professor Jackson is getting Janet chocolate, and Salmoneus is holding a name the harpy contest. No, I don't know what a harpy is. No, I don't really care.
The Doctor, CJ, and Geoff are planning a big fucking party, and it sounds awesome. Also, CJ owns Geoff. She's going to keep him and pay him to write poems.
Ooh, another ad!
Looking for work?
Needing good money?
Do you have good people skills that you feel could be honed or put to use?
The Aficionado Arms is looking for employees for a variety of positions.
See Frank Donovan at the Downtown Office for interviews and applications.
The Wall Of Dumbassery
This is a new addition tonight. I'm just basically going to tell you what Wilkins and I think about our ever so fabulous friends, neighbors, and innocents that are soon to hate us.
My inspiration for this section was thanks to Angelus. One moment. *snickering* Apparently, Duce almost killed him with an altoid. And, instead of spitting it out, the idiot seems to insist on beating the mint, and proving his manliness.
Also in Study Hall, Phoebe and Bel bitch about Professor Jerusalem. A lot. Apparently, he wants her to be his slave? It's all very confusing, but I'll say one thing- that man has cameras everywhere in the school. And saying that he can shove things up his ass? May not please him.
Sawyer asked Kate out to dinner. Yes, he did it at the mourge. Where they had sex. During a zombie attack. And she says YES.
Cam is shaving, and John is watching. Yeah. Mm-hmm. This isn't so much dumb as it is weird.
What? The paper is doing a poll to find the most sickening couple? Dude, just watch them! They're all icky!
Alright folks, that's all for today. Tomorrow you're getting treated to someone who's not me, sadly for you. I'll see you all next week. Hate mail can be left on my answering machine.
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