http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-08-22 12:47 am
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Fandom Radio, Monday, August 21, 2006

"This is Becky, and I woke up pissed off at the world. So, sorry, but I really can't bring myself to focus on much but my headache tonight, but I still wanted to do radio. Otherwise that kid with the hair might do it, or - ick - Rory.

School and Crap

In Jarod's class, the kiddies played capture the flag, and Jack talked to Jarod about something or other. I don't care.

In Arts and Crafts, they finished their scrapbooks, which they then displayed them. Then in History of Earth Music, they had a guest lecture, and River asked them a question, and Marty thought that Lucas was high. Probably, kid. Lucky Lucas. I wish I was high.

In Retail, they talked about what they'd sell if they had their own retail outlet. The world is full of "if"'s, kids. No one cares what you'd do hypothetically. Seriously. Just do it already or else stop talking about it.

In Baking, where I bet y'all poisoned each other, people brought in their own recipes. Uh huh. Poison recipes. Angela and Alanna talked to Piper about their poison.

And that earnest kid had pie for lunch. I want pie. Not poison pie, though. Did you hear me, kids from Baking class? No poison for Becky.

Dorms, and I don't care

This morning, Marty got a phone call, and Tyler talked to Jamie and Birdcage. Then Jamie went on to tell Nadia that her daddy is in town. Anakin was visited by that goody two-shoes, and Molly talked to Cameron about their weekends.

This morning, I woke up with a headache and my hair was sticking up in weird directions, and I had three cigarettes and a cup of coffee for breakfast. There. Wasn't that fascinating?

At the gun range, Pip threw knives. Did you use a visual aide? I find that putting up a picture of whoever you hate at the moment helps with aim. In any case, let's all hope that everyone came out of this with all their eyes still intact, as Pippi and River both stopped by to watch.

Walter and some animals were messy in the third floor common room, and Nadia was jumpy. Aw, kids, I didn't know that kinda thing was allowed in the common room. Three cheers for exhibitionism.

Kawalsky and Molly were all cryptic and I don't care, and Alphonse was visited by Pippi. Still not caring.

Rory talked about space hair with Jaye, and I wish I was making that up. Birdcage was cute at Jaye, too, apparently, and that I can kinda care about. Aeryn was visited by that hot psycho blonde, who was drunk. Ooh. Did they make out? You go, Aeryn.

Xander got a call from home, and again not caring. For some reason, Kawalsky filled Hairboy and Obnoxious Kid Who Is Fast's room with cups of water and duct taped their beds. Kinky, but not caring. Zero stopped by with her very exciting red hair. No, red hair is weird. You all are strange and boring people.

Cedric, Lana, and Jarod's girlfriend who is mean talked to Isabel. Then Jack couldn't sleep, so he went to bug Sam the girl.

Town, which is only interesting because I live there

So, the clinic was quiet for both shifts. Too bad. Not enough people get seriously injured in this town. It's creepy.

Cafe Fina and Caritas were both open, but no one visited either of them. Jesus, did everyone develop headaches today? Am I annoying you all by just talking on the radio? Well, that's just too bad, 'cause I feel worse than any of you, so you're just going to have to deal.

Braca did organizey things at Town Hall, Tim and Jude talked about family at Luke's, River stopped in at Weasley's, and Lana opened the bookstore. Don't care, don't care, don't care, and don't care.

Jude was in the park with a duck, which is just sad, and Jay and Silent Bob loitered. Tim was emo at the beach and I am deeply unmoved, and Maureen asked Lucas for a job.

And that's it. Finally. I'm going to go hide in bed with the lights out at home for awhile. Go forth and be interesting, people, or I'll be forced to stab things in order to liven things up."