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likeguidelines, bringin' ye the good, the bad, 'n the "what the hell be that?" here at Fandom High.
First though, we be pausin' fer a commercial from Afficiado Arms Hotel.
Looking for work?
Needing good money?
Do you have good people skills that you feel could be honed or put to use?
The Afficiado Arms is looking for employees for a variety of positions.
See Frank Donovan at the Downtown Office for interviews and applications.
Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Did ye vote in today's write-in campaign fer Academic Affairs? Jonathan be puttin' up posters today t' counter the ones Parker put up yesterday.
Journalism be givin' the day off t'start their campaigns, which be poppin' up everywhere. One be urgin' ye to Jes' Say Yes t' Vampires, another encouragin' ye to Say Yes t'Celine Dion. A third be tellin' ye to say yes t' school politics. Mayhaps ye'd prefer to say yes t'tobacco. Or maybe ye'd rather say yes t' Unsafe Sex? Lisa in particular be not terribly amused by that campaign.
Thar be a new edition of the Tentacle floatin' around the campus. Draco be swearin' revenge on Harry 'n Kiki fer a certain advertisement in it. The latest edition of Hightimes be out as well.
The second group o' Ethics class be gettin' their assignments today. Thar be much less wailin' and gnashin' o'teeth from this crowd. Guess havin' the weekend t' hear about it made the class a mite calmer.
Lifestyles be talkin' about how sport can be affectin' yer lifestyle, but the students seem a mite more interested in the cricket-playin' frogs. And crazy excercisin' fools be in gym class runnin' around 'n gettin' sweaty fer no good reason.
Professor Jackson be teachin' more unification theory in Egyptian Archaeology and Professor Grissom be talkin' obscenity in Criminology 'n suicide in literature in Death 'n Dyin'.
Thar be a discussion o' Johnny Mnenomic -- the short story, not the regrettable Keanu Reeves film -- in Cyborg Relations, learnin' about a Spain that be not Spain in Celtic Studies, lookin' into the factors that caused the Indus civilization t'collapse in World History, and warrin' states in China in East Asian History.
Students be learnin' about the Earth's magnetic field Geology, about gender ideology in Anthropology, and about the art that be in photographs of puppies 'n children 'n the occasional gun-totin' wench in Art Appreciation.
Speech be talkin' about when it be easier t'talk to strangers than friends, Quantum Physics be havin' an impromptu presentation, and in Languages, the Classics be continuin' their discussion o' Greek, and the Languages o' Asia be gettin' quizzed in Cantonese.
The library, includin' the Special Collections, be open today, and Professor Cregg, the Doctor, Lee, Cameron, Elizabeth, Janet 'n Zero be around. Thar be a karaoke contest in the cafeteria today, too.
Dean Bristow, Professor Maclay, 'n Professor Amidala be holdin' office hours.
In Study Hall, Faith be proposin' marriage t' Duce again, Marty be takin' photos fer the yearbook of Faith 'n talkin' to her 'n Duce about the events at Spike's last week. Han 'n Bagaos be chitchattin,' and Number Six be talkin' to Wednesday about the time he be spendin' with her family when he fell into Locker 327. Belthazor 'n Phoebe don't be seemin' t'have a problem with their assigned roles in Ethics class. Shep 'n Piper be tryin' to get close to that comfortable with the assignment. Marty be takin' photos of Cam 'n Lana, and Veronica 'n Jonathan be chattin' with Angelus. Bridge be workin' on the door lock fer Callynanders who be, as ye might've guessed, cute. They be gettin' a run fer their money in the cuteness department from Krycek 'n Jake, though. I can't believe I be sayin' that.
Poor Parker be in the clinic. We be hearin' terms like bleedin' ulcer bein' thrown around in classes today. That be soundin' mighty painful. And Maia still be in her coma.
We be pausin' fer another commercial.
James Dean. Kurt Cobain. Janis Joplin. Everyone cool dies young. Want to up your chances? Want to look really cool while doing it?
Say yes to suicidal risk-taking. Say yes to smoking."
And then if in that, like, really fast serious announcer voice, you could read "Tobacco use kills more than 400,000 Americans every year -- more deaths than from AIDS alcohol, car accidents, murders, suicides, drugs and fires combined. This spot was placed by journalism students Angela Chase, Jayne Cobb, Rory Gilmore, and George Lass."
Roomin'
Cam be havin' some problems findin' Vala today. He be talkin' to Kawalksy about it in the morning, and still be havin' no luck by the end o' the day. Kawalsky be dealin' with the difficulties o' bein' the Ethics class TA. Speakin' o' Ethics, Lisa 'n Veronica be comin' to an accord about their class project.
Callisto, Illyana 'n Buffy be gettin' flowers, as are Phoebe, Beka 'n Parker.
Apparently a sign of sexual frustration where Jack Harkness be comin' from includes playin' with toys. I be wonderin' that that be sayin' about Shep 'n his little dyin' fake people.
Zero be bringin' a powerful, mallet-like incentive t' encourage Cam t'return an overdue library book.
Callynanders be in the gym. Anders be trainin' with Kara fer the pyramid tryouts. Cally be watchin'. Then they be goin' back t'their room where Bridge be installin' a new door lock fer them that he be sure will be workin' the way he meant it to at least most o' the time.
And Professor Tick still be confounded by the Cube o' Wonder.
Lee 'n Kara be havin' a good night, and so be Doctors House 'n Wilson.
What d'ye know? It be time fer another commercial.
The strains of the melody from "My Heart Will Go On" is heard in the area, and then a gentle female voice starts speaking. The voice might sound familiar.
"Ours has often been a time of darkness...there have been dishonesty, cafeteria food and attacks of zombies. Out of these trying times, a beaming, protective light has come to us out of the darkness.
Celine Dion..."
The music changes slightly and the lyrics to "Your Light" can be heard.
"Whenever your hope is gone
I'll give you strength to carry on
In the darkness of the night
I will be your light
I'll give you something to hold on to
When you can't find your way
Like a fire burning bright
I will be your light"
"Celine Dion has come forward to be our light. She is a strong, powerful woman, reaching out to people and animals of every make and species. She has no prejudices, no judgments against anyone. She is indeed a pinnacle of strength that we can bring hope from in these times of darkness.
Just say YES TO CELINE DION!"
There is a crescendo of music and as it fades away, again you hear:
"Just say yes to Celine Dion. You won't regret it."
This ad paid for by the Students for Celine Dion, supported by Camulus, Celtic God.
And the endorsement:
I, Camulus,god of professor of Celtic Studies at Fandom High, fully endorse that enchanting French-Canadian siren, Celine Dion. Celine Dion is a guiding star of moral purity with the voice of an angel, and the perfect role model for the students of this crackden school.
~ Camulus
Revelin'
Fencin' Club be meetin' today, as be the Student Council.
Marty 'n Aeryn be seen comin' out o' Blood Gulch Arms, Duce be workin' with Angela, Aayla, and Red at the tattoo parlor, and Professor Methos 'n the Doctor be goin' through the new Fandom Town museum.
Be ye needin' a job? All sorts o' folk be hirin', includin' Cat's Groovy Designer Boutique, the new museum, the Haven, Three Tears, a Russian restaurant I be not even tryin' t'pronounce, Luke's Diner, and Spike's Pub. Ye must be over 21 t'be workin' at Spike's.
Shane be gettin' flowers, and Anders be buyin' his very own Cube o' Wonder.
Kadaj be questionin' Aziraphale 'n Professor Cregg about religion in the park, Professor Chaucer be meetin' Cam in the Perk,
Paige be all over town, first by stoppin' in t'cry at the Emporium, then stoppin' by Wonka's to confuse newcomer Tonks wit' her tale o' woe. Well, not really a tale, more like vague allusions. I be as confused as ye be, Tonks.
Anyway. Professor Chaucer seems t'be movin' right along, makin' a movie date with Becky. He also be agreein' to proofread fer Ben 'n hangin' out with Shane at the Bada Bing. Huh. Becky be workin' thar. What be the odds o' that? He be gettin' a kiss fer his efforts, too.
Doctor Wilson be at Spike's two nights in a row. I be wonderin' what that be about. Aziraphale 'n Crowley be thar as well.
Angela be havin' one o' those mistaken-identity moments that be so common. She be thinkin' she knew the new Russian restaurant owner, Vitaly. Turns out she didn't. These things be happenin'. Elizabeth be just stoppin' by the restaurant to reminisce about Russian food.
A new crowd be buyin' the theater. Two snarky robots named Servo 'n Crow be runnin' the place--what could be goin' wrong thar? Servo then be makin' the rounds. He be confusin' Luke 'n meetin' one of his theater underlings, and introducin' himself t'Spike and Professor Tick.
And thar be a final commercial fer the night.
So you have a new boyfriend or girlfriend and you’re thinking about having unprotected sex to show how much you love them? Why not?
The more people your partner has been with previously, the more likely they are to be an amazing lover, so it doesn’t matter that you’re effectively having sex with every person they’ve ever had sex with. Of course, if that person’s only ever had sex with one person, you should be okay. You can easily dismiss the research conducted at an Ohio high school, where researchers mapped an entire school’s sexual network. Of the 573 students who were sexually active, only 52% (288) were linked together. So there’s a 50/50 chance that you won’t be exposed to a large number of diseases. Those are pretty good odds, right?
Why take your chances on going to the clinic for protection?
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
likeguidelines, bringin' ye the good, the bad, 'n the "what the hell be that?" here at Fandom High.First though, we be pausin' fer a commercial from Afficiado Arms Hotel.
Looking for work?
Needing good money?
Do you have good people skills that you feel could be honed or put to use?
The Afficiado Arms is looking for employees for a variety of positions.
See Frank Donovan at the Downtown Office for interviews and applications.
Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Did ye vote in today's write-in campaign fer Academic Affairs? Jonathan be puttin' up posters today t' counter the ones Parker put up yesterday.
Journalism be givin' the day off t'start their campaigns, which be poppin' up everywhere. One be urgin' ye to Jes' Say Yes t' Vampires, another encouragin' ye to Say Yes t'Celine Dion. A third be tellin' ye to say yes t' school politics. Mayhaps ye'd prefer to say yes t'tobacco. Or maybe ye'd rather say yes t' Unsafe Sex? Lisa in particular be not terribly amused by that campaign.
Thar be a new edition of the Tentacle floatin' around the campus. Draco be swearin' revenge on Harry 'n Kiki fer a certain advertisement in it. The latest edition of Hightimes be out as well.
The second group o' Ethics class be gettin' their assignments today. Thar be much less wailin' and gnashin' o'teeth from this crowd. Guess havin' the weekend t' hear about it made the class a mite calmer.
Lifestyles be talkin' about how sport can be affectin' yer lifestyle, but the students seem a mite more interested in the cricket-playin' frogs. And crazy excercisin' fools be in gym class runnin' around 'n gettin' sweaty fer no good reason.
Professor Jackson be teachin' more unification theory in Egyptian Archaeology and Professor Grissom be talkin' obscenity in Criminology 'n suicide in literature in Death 'n Dyin'.
Thar be a discussion o' Johnny Mnenomic -- the short story, not the regrettable Keanu Reeves film -- in Cyborg Relations, learnin' about a Spain that be not Spain in Celtic Studies, lookin' into the factors that caused the Indus civilization t'collapse in World History, and warrin' states in China in East Asian History.
Students be learnin' about the Earth's magnetic field Geology, about gender ideology in Anthropology, and about the art that be in photographs of puppies 'n children 'n the occasional gun-totin' wench in Art Appreciation.
Speech be talkin' about when it be easier t'talk to strangers than friends, Quantum Physics be havin' an impromptu presentation, and in Languages, the Classics be continuin' their discussion o' Greek, and the Languages o' Asia be gettin' quizzed in Cantonese.
The library, includin' the Special Collections, be open today, and Professor Cregg, the Doctor, Lee, Cameron, Elizabeth, Janet 'n Zero be around. Thar be a karaoke contest in the cafeteria today, too.
Dean Bristow, Professor Maclay, 'n Professor Amidala be holdin' office hours.
In Study Hall, Faith be proposin' marriage t' Duce again, Marty be takin' photos fer the yearbook of Faith 'n talkin' to her 'n Duce about the events at Spike's last week. Han 'n Bagaos be chitchattin,' and Number Six be talkin' to Wednesday about the time he be spendin' with her family when he fell into Locker 327. Belthazor 'n Phoebe don't be seemin' t'have a problem with their assigned roles in Ethics class. Shep 'n Piper be tryin' to get close to that comfortable with the assignment. Marty be takin' photos of Cam 'n Lana, and Veronica 'n Jonathan be chattin' with Angelus. Bridge be workin' on the door lock fer Callynanders who be, as ye might've guessed, cute. They be gettin' a run fer their money in the cuteness department from Krycek 'n Jake, though. I can't believe I be sayin' that.
Poor Parker be in the clinic. We be hearin' terms like bleedin' ulcer bein' thrown around in classes today. That be soundin' mighty painful. And Maia still be in her coma.
We be pausin' fer another commercial.
James Dean. Kurt Cobain. Janis Joplin. Everyone cool dies young. Want to up your chances? Want to look really cool while doing it?
Say yes to suicidal risk-taking. Say yes to smoking."
And then if in that, like, really fast serious announcer voice, you could read "Tobacco use kills more than 400,000 Americans every year -- more deaths than from AIDS alcohol, car accidents, murders, suicides, drugs and fires combined. This spot was placed by journalism students Angela Chase, Jayne Cobb, Rory Gilmore, and George Lass."
Roomin'
Cam be havin' some problems findin' Vala today. He be talkin' to Kawalksy about it in the morning, and still be havin' no luck by the end o' the day. Kawalsky be dealin' with the difficulties o' bein' the Ethics class TA. Speakin' o' Ethics, Lisa 'n Veronica be comin' to an accord about their class project.
Callisto, Illyana 'n Buffy be gettin' flowers, as are Phoebe, Beka 'n Parker.
Apparently a sign of sexual frustration where Jack Harkness be comin' from includes playin' with toys. I be wonderin' that that be sayin' about Shep 'n his little dyin' fake people.
Zero be bringin' a powerful, mallet-like incentive t' encourage Cam t'return an overdue library book.
Callynanders be in the gym. Anders be trainin' with Kara fer the pyramid tryouts. Cally be watchin'. Then they be goin' back t'their room where Bridge be installin' a new door lock fer them that he be sure will be workin' the way he meant it to at least most o' the time.
And Professor Tick still be confounded by the Cube o' Wonder.
Lee 'n Kara be havin' a good night, and so be Doctors House 'n Wilson.
What d'ye know? It be time fer another commercial.
The strains of the melody from "My Heart Will Go On" is heard in the area, and then a gentle female voice starts speaking. The voice might sound familiar.
"Ours has often been a time of darkness...there have been dishonesty, cafeteria food and attacks of zombies. Out of these trying times, a beaming, protective light has come to us out of the darkness.
Celine Dion..."
The music changes slightly and the lyrics to "Your Light" can be heard.
"Whenever your hope is gone
I'll give you strength to carry on
In the darkness of the night
I will be your light
I'll give you something to hold on to
When you can't find your way
Like a fire burning bright
I will be your light"
"Celine Dion has come forward to be our light. She is a strong, powerful woman, reaching out to people and animals of every make and species. She has no prejudices, no judgments against anyone. She is indeed a pinnacle of strength that we can bring hope from in these times of darkness.
Just say YES TO CELINE DION!"
There is a crescendo of music and as it fades away, again you hear:
"Just say yes to Celine Dion. You won't regret it."
This ad paid for by the Students for Celine Dion, supported by Camulus, Celtic God.
And the endorsement:
I, Camulus,
~ Camulus
Revelin'
Fencin' Club be meetin' today, as be the Student Council.
Marty 'n Aeryn be seen comin' out o' Blood Gulch Arms, Duce be workin' with Angela, Aayla, and Red at the tattoo parlor, and Professor Methos 'n the Doctor be goin' through the new Fandom Town museum.
Be ye needin' a job? All sorts o' folk be hirin', includin' Cat's Groovy Designer Boutique, the new museum, the Haven, Three Tears, a Russian restaurant I be not even tryin' t'pronounce, Luke's Diner, and Spike's Pub. Ye must be over 21 t'be workin' at Spike's.
Shane be gettin' flowers, and Anders be buyin' his very own Cube o' Wonder.
Kadaj be questionin' Aziraphale 'n Professor Cregg about religion in the park, Professor Chaucer be meetin' Cam in the Perk,
Paige be all over town, first by stoppin' in t'cry at the Emporium, then stoppin' by Wonka's to confuse newcomer Tonks wit' her tale o' woe. Well, not really a tale, more like vague allusions. I be as confused as ye be, Tonks.
Anyway. Professor Chaucer seems t'be movin' right along, makin' a movie date with Becky. He also be agreein' to proofread fer Ben 'n hangin' out with Shane at the Bada Bing. Huh. Becky be workin' thar. What be the odds o' that? He be gettin' a kiss fer his efforts, too.
Doctor Wilson be at Spike's two nights in a row. I be wonderin' what that be about. Aziraphale 'n Crowley be thar as well.
Angela be havin' one o' those mistaken-identity moments that be so common. She be thinkin' she knew the new Russian restaurant owner, Vitaly. Turns out she didn't. These things be happenin'. Elizabeth be just stoppin' by the restaurant to reminisce about Russian food.
A new crowd be buyin' the theater. Two snarky robots named Servo 'n Crow be runnin' the place--what could be goin' wrong thar? Servo then be makin' the rounds. He be confusin' Luke 'n meetin' one of his theater underlings, and introducin' himself t'Spike and Professor Tick.
And thar be a final commercial fer the night.
So you have a new boyfriend or girlfriend and you’re thinking about having unprotected sex to show how much you love them? Why not?
The more people your partner has been with previously, the more likely they are to be an amazing lover, so it doesn’t matter that you’re effectively having sex with every person they’ve ever had sex with. Of course, if that person’s only ever had sex with one person, you should be okay. You can easily dismiss the research conducted at an Ohio high school, where researchers mapped an entire school’s sexual network. Of the 573 students who were sexually active, only 52% (288) were linked together. So there’s a 50/50 chance that you won’t be exposed to a large number of diseases. Those are pretty good odds, right?
Why take your chances on going to the clinic for protection?
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
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