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Fandom Sports Radio, August 17
Hey there, Fandom! This is Conner McKnight, going one-on-one with you tonight on Fandom Sports Radio to bring you all the news, highlights, and spectacular replays of the day.
Learning the Fundamentals
Wilderness Survival got to learn about pit traps and snares today. Oooh, kinky. Or possibly brutal. They had to make their own and then demonstrate them. Peter Pevensie and Rory talked to Callisto after class. You know, setting traps is a key defensive strategy in some sports. And I don't care what anyone says, defending is just as important as offending. Uh, being offensive. I mean . . . oh, you know what I mean.
In Screen Acting, students got to typecast each other. I like to think of myself as a striker, personally. We got to pretend to be evil overlords today in Monologuing, and reveal our evil plans. Blair dropped by to talk to Ivanova. Evil overlords are a dime a dozen, man, I'm telling you.
And in Sex Ed, where they learned about aphrodisiacs, there was eating and smelling things. Why am I not in that class? Who knows? But, um, Blair was a mime, which Nadia wasn't too happy about. He mimed at Becky, and Bel tried to embarrass him and ended up with a lapful of Blair. Talk about your hands-on learning experience. See, this is what happens when you mess around with love potions, people. Team discipline takes a major nosedive. Pip and Blair talked -- hey, wait a second, I thought mimes don't talk! -- about karma cleansing, too.
Down in the cafeteria, because a balanced diet is an important part of any training regimen, River and Pippi ate and talked about their plans for the upcoming school year. Good idea, guys. It's always important to set your sights on the playoffs! Over in the library, Jamie and Angela talked about what kinds of pets pirates have. Angela and Cam talked about an invasion of sentient plants. Sentient plants? That can totally happen, dude. I've seen it! And Angela helped Briar, speaking of sentient plants, find a book on astronomy.
Party in the Team Hotel
Me and Sakurazaki had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, fruit, and brownies in the fourth floor common room at lunchtime today. Shut up, that's totally a balanced meal. Willow and Marie were talking about boys, and I bet my name came up in a bad way which, yeah, I totally deserved, only half of John and Aeryn were awake this morning, and Willow and Peter had a picnic. Outdoor activities! Woo! Sam, the one whose jersey would say "Winchester" on the back, dropped by to see Alec. Blair was staring at the wall, and dude, there better have been plays drawn out on that wall and you better have been studying them. Jaye was hanging in her room. And there's something here about Dawn and rocky bits. Um. Okay. Anders was . . . dress shopping? Okay, dude, you seriously need to . . . I give up on you, man. Oh, and hey, I got email from home!
Over in the second floor common room, Sam whose jersey would say "Carter" on the back was watching musicals to cheer herself up. She wasn't the only one who needed cheering up, since Cedric told her he's been moody too. Dudes, it's still soccer season. Watch a game or two! That'll cheer you up easy. Apparently Jaye only has one day to live, which is what she was telling Sam-in-the-Carter-jersey and Cedric. Sam, who is still the same Sam I was just talking about because the other Sam hasn't subbed in in the common room, talked with Cameron about how their nights were going. While it was still nighttime? Dudes, save that for the postgame show! But Cameron can dance on walls, which is an extreme sport I've never heard of and dude, nobody tell my brother about that. Sam doesn't want to be a girl. Why not? You're a really hot one! Parker was there, too, and talked to Elizabeth and Sam about workshops and their plans for the future and stuff.
And back to the rocky bits, looks like Dean is off the DL and back in action!
Post-Victory Party on the Town
Actually it was kinda quiet in town today. Did our team lose?
Doctor Troy was almost late getting to work at the clinic. Injuries can happen any time, so it's a good thing nobody got hurt before then. Barbossa did his radio show like usual, and in aquatic sports news River and Sister Rosette were hanging with the ducks in the park. Like, the Mighty Ducks? I still think that's a weird name for a hockey team. Jane was reading novels at All and Sundries and couldn't decide whether they were funny or sad, I guess. They could be both. I've played matches that made me want to laugh and cry at the same time, too. Over at the Fourth Sin, Becky and Coach Bluth were hanging out -- yeah, right -- and discussing Blair. Hey, did he ever do that in-a-box routine? I love that one.
Cafe Fina was open but quiet, unlike when I was there the other day. Sister Rosette and Chrono dropped in for margaritas and chocolate milk at Caritas, where Archie and Veronica talked about drinking games and post-summer plans. Piper had a few things to say about drinking games, too. Save the alcohol for after the postseason, guys, how many times do I have to tell you that? Do you know how much it sucks to play in a champagne-soaked uniform?
. . . yeah, me neither, actually. But hey, I have an imagination! Not that I need it to tell me that hey, I'm outta news here! There's the whistle, and the referee says no stoppage time, so that's a full ninety, everybody. Time for me to hit the showers. See you at the next home game, and good night!
Learning the Fundamentals
Wilderness Survival got to learn about pit traps and snares today. Oooh, kinky. Or possibly brutal. They had to make their own and then demonstrate them. Peter Pevensie and Rory talked to Callisto after class. You know, setting traps is a key defensive strategy in some sports. And I don't care what anyone says, defending is just as important as offending. Uh, being offensive. I mean . . . oh, you know what I mean.
In Screen Acting, students got to typecast each other. I like to think of myself as a striker, personally. We got to pretend to be evil overlords today in Monologuing, and reveal our evil plans. Blair dropped by to talk to Ivanova. Evil overlords are a dime a dozen, man, I'm telling you.
And in Sex Ed, where they learned about aphrodisiacs, there was eating and smelling things. Why am I not in that class? Who knows? But, um, Blair was a mime, which Nadia wasn't too happy about. He mimed at Becky, and Bel tried to embarrass him and ended up with a lapful of Blair. Talk about your hands-on learning experience. See, this is what happens when you mess around with love potions, people. Team discipline takes a major nosedive. Pip and Blair talked -- hey, wait a second, I thought mimes don't talk! -- about karma cleansing, too.
Down in the cafeteria, because a balanced diet is an important part of any training regimen, River and Pippi ate and talked about their plans for the upcoming school year. Good idea, guys. It's always important to set your sights on the playoffs! Over in the library, Jamie and Angela talked about what kinds of pets pirates have. Angela and Cam talked about an invasion of sentient plants. Sentient plants? That can totally happen, dude. I've seen it! And Angela helped Briar, speaking of sentient plants, find a book on astronomy.
Party in the Team Hotel
Me and Sakurazaki had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, fruit, and brownies in the fourth floor common room at lunchtime today. Shut up, that's totally a balanced meal. Willow and Marie were talking about boys, and I bet my name came up in a bad way which, yeah, I totally deserved, only half of John and Aeryn were awake this morning, and Willow and Peter had a picnic. Outdoor activities! Woo! Sam, the one whose jersey would say "Winchester" on the back, dropped by to see Alec. Blair was staring at the wall, and dude, there better have been plays drawn out on that wall and you better have been studying them. Jaye was hanging in her room. And there's something here about Dawn and rocky bits. Um. Okay. Anders was . . . dress shopping? Okay, dude, you seriously need to . . . I give up on you, man. Oh, and hey, I got email from home!
Over in the second floor common room, Sam whose jersey would say "Carter" on the back was watching musicals to cheer herself up. She wasn't the only one who needed cheering up, since Cedric told her he's been moody too. Dudes, it's still soccer season. Watch a game or two! That'll cheer you up easy. Apparently Jaye only has one day to live, which is what she was telling Sam-in-the-Carter-jersey and Cedric. Sam, who is still the same Sam I was just talking about because the other Sam hasn't subbed in in the common room, talked with Cameron about how their nights were going. While it was still nighttime? Dudes, save that for the postgame show! But Cameron can dance on walls, which is an extreme sport I've never heard of and dude, nobody tell my brother about that. Sam doesn't want to be a girl. Why not? You're a really hot one! Parker was there, too, and talked to Elizabeth and Sam about workshops and their plans for the future and stuff.
And back to the rocky bits, looks like Dean is off the DL and back in action!
Post-Victory Party on the Town
Actually it was kinda quiet in town today. Did our team lose?
Doctor Troy was almost late getting to work at the clinic. Injuries can happen any time, so it's a good thing nobody got hurt before then. Barbossa did his radio show like usual, and in aquatic sports news River and Sister Rosette were hanging with the ducks in the park. Like, the Mighty Ducks? I still think that's a weird name for a hockey team. Jane was reading novels at All and Sundries and couldn't decide whether they were funny or sad, I guess. They could be both. I've played matches that made me want to laugh and cry at the same time, too. Over at the Fourth Sin, Becky and Coach Bluth were hanging out -- yeah, right -- and discussing Blair. Hey, did he ever do that in-a-box routine? I love that one.
Cafe Fina was open but quiet, unlike when I was there the other day. Sister Rosette and Chrono dropped in for margaritas and chocolate milk at Caritas, where Archie and Veronica talked about drinking games and post-summer plans. Piper had a few things to say about drinking games, too. Save the alcohol for after the postseason, guys, how many times do I have to tell you that? Do you know how much it sucks to play in a champagne-soaked uniform?
. . . yeah, me neither, actually. But hey, I have an imagination! Not that I need it to tell me that hey, I'm outta news here! There's the whistle, and the referee says no stoppage time, so that's a full ninety, everybody. Time for me to hit the showers. See you at the next home game, and good night!
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