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fandom_radio2006-08-16 08:42 pm
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Fandom Radio, August 16
It's Jaye, and I'm sorry to say this will be my last broadcast. Yeah, they're expecting me to fly a spaceship this weekend. Once you all stop laughing, I'm sure you'll realize that this is a Bad Thing.
Edumacation
The last time I'll tell anyone that IT'S SUMMER AND YOU'RE IN SCHOOL. How did you never- You know what? I've wasted all the time I'm gonna caring. You're on your own now.
Anyway, Computers flamed each other. I think some people got a little into it. Kludge's Guide- I'm going to die without knowing what a kludge is!- made trash into treasure, and Photography learned about night photography. My tip for you and future generations? Night vision lenses, or something. If they don't have them yet, they will someday, and that's where you'll get all your good blackmail. Another tip? The best treatment for hangovers is to build up a tolerance. After that, if you're hungover, you know you were an idiot and not to do it again. Trust me on this.
Astronomy learned about stars, one of them being an actor with Logan's last name, Jewelry planned what to make, and Stealth and Deception learned about distraction- LOOK OVER THERE. They also stole stuff from a compound. Tip on stealing stuff? Wear good running shoes.
In the cafeteria, Nadia talked to Pippi about dating and Jamie tormented her with tomato soup. Do I want to know what he was doing with- Nevermind. Aw, I liked Jamie and New Girl. Who's been around since January, but still. She's not losing the name.
Living Conditions
Aw, dorms, I'm gonna miss you. Well, yes and no. Because damn you people are noisy sometimes and I don't want to turn into a fish or something by walking down a hall at a certain time of night or something, but it's not home and it smells like pancakes, so it balances out.
English Peter taught Willow sword forms, which I am assured it not dirty. Willow, when I'm gone? Fire off a couple glitter bombs in my honor, will you? And in What Did I Do Last Night? news, Cally woke up in Bel and Phoebe's room. So did Bridge and Xander, who ate a squirrel. He licks buildings, you know. Squirrels don't surprise me. Jude and Sak woke up hungover, too, as did Veronica and Archie- Archie, I know you should know better. Amateurs, all of you. Water, food, and talk shows all day. Take the advice, you'll be better for it next time.
However, Pippi wasn't hung over, and she and Sak went to see Al, who's not hungover. You all get cookies.
In not drinky news, Parker hung out on the roof with people joining her. At last report, no one had jumped. Pippi and Al went to the preserve, The Doctor got a phone call, and Jamie got on the computer. Cute Sam had a nightmare and InvisiBallerDeana talked to him about it. I'm gonna miss you guys. Only not, cuz I'll be dead and stuff. I wrote my will and everything. And Jack made a phone call. ...Okay, I'm coming back to haunt Jack, I've decided this. But in a good non-creepy way, I swear.
Out and About
At the clinic, Tommy got calls from hookers. Aw, I liked him. He gave me band-aids when I was wee. Just an FYI, stay away from the hooker who looks like that chick who did that movie.
Marty and Angela celebrated their eleven-month anniversary at JGOB. Awww. You guys were always cool. I got into wet napkin fights with Angela at the Perk, and Marty tried to ship me with a film genre. Good times. And John and Aeryn had a date at Pizza Planet. I frisked John once, and he gave me handcuffs. And Aeryn... I never liked the bitch.
Walter was in the park with Nadia and The Doctor, and Daisy and Joxer hung with Sawyer in the Perk. Don't know Daisy or Sawyer, but to the weird guy who walks into the wrong rooms? My door's so being locked. Your room is next to that one. I leave you with those parting words.
Sak, who won't be able to remember who I am next time she sees me because I'll be deadinated, went into that place I keep wanting to call Hit Susan, the guy who called me bra opened Luke's, and Ivanova stopped Tim from sliding down rocks at Selkie Cove. See, he could have been deadinated before me and ruined my thunder. Gah, people.
Clark and his duck went tanning. No, seriously, that's what the notes say. Walter opened Cafe Fina, and at Caritas, Jack borrowed Jarod's phone and Saywer got some advice from Jarod. I wonder if they have karaoke bars in heav- *pause* Actually, I'm sure hell is packed wall to wall with karaoke bars, I should be good.
Well, I guess this is it. It's been nice knowing you, Fandom. Except when it hasn't. Eh, you've all got your good days and your bad days. Try to stick to the good ones, okay? Later. Much, much later.
Edumacation
The last time I'll tell anyone that IT'S SUMMER AND YOU'RE IN SCHOOL. How did you never- You know what? I've wasted all the time I'm gonna caring. You're on your own now.
Anyway, Computers flamed each other. I think some people got a little into it. Kludge's Guide- I'm going to die without knowing what a kludge is!- made trash into treasure, and Photography learned about night photography. My tip for you and future generations? Night vision lenses, or something. If they don't have them yet, they will someday, and that's where you'll get all your good blackmail. Another tip? The best treatment for hangovers is to build up a tolerance. After that, if you're hungover, you know you were an idiot and not to do it again. Trust me on this.
Astronomy learned about stars, one of them being an actor with Logan's last name, Jewelry planned what to make, and Stealth and Deception learned about distraction- LOOK OVER THERE. They also stole stuff from a compound. Tip on stealing stuff? Wear good running shoes.
In the cafeteria, Nadia talked to Pippi about dating and Jamie tormented her with tomato soup. Do I want to know what he was doing with- Nevermind. Aw, I liked Jamie and New Girl. Who's been around since January, but still. She's not losing the name.
Living Conditions
Aw, dorms, I'm gonna miss you. Well, yes and no. Because damn you people are noisy sometimes and I don't want to turn into a fish or something by walking down a hall at a certain time of night or something, but it's not home and it smells like pancakes, so it balances out.
English Peter taught Willow sword forms, which I am assured it not dirty. Willow, when I'm gone? Fire off a couple glitter bombs in my honor, will you? And in What Did I Do Last Night? news, Cally woke up in Bel and Phoebe's room. So did Bridge and Xander, who ate a squirrel. He licks buildings, you know. Squirrels don't surprise me. Jude and Sak woke up hungover, too, as did Veronica and Archie- Archie, I know you should know better. Amateurs, all of you. Water, food, and talk shows all day. Take the advice, you'll be better for it next time.
However, Pippi wasn't hung over, and she and Sak went to see Al, who's not hungover. You all get cookies.
In not drinky news, Parker hung out on the roof with people joining her. At last report, no one had jumped. Pippi and Al went to the preserve, The Doctor got a phone call, and Jamie got on the computer. Cute Sam had a nightmare and InvisiBallerDeana talked to him about it. I'm gonna miss you guys. Only not, cuz I'll be dead and stuff. I wrote my will and everything. And Jack made a phone call. ...Okay, I'm coming back to haunt Jack, I've decided this. But in a good non-creepy way, I swear.
Out and About
At the clinic, Tommy got calls from hookers. Aw, I liked him. He gave me band-aids when I was wee. Just an FYI, stay away from the hooker who looks like that chick who did that movie.
Marty and Angela celebrated their eleven-month anniversary at JGOB. Awww. You guys were always cool. I got into wet napkin fights with Angela at the Perk, and Marty tried to ship me with a film genre. Good times. And John and Aeryn had a date at Pizza Planet. I frisked John once, and he gave me handcuffs. And Aeryn... I never liked the bitch.
Walter was in the park with Nadia and The Doctor, and Daisy and Joxer hung with Sawyer in the Perk. Don't know Daisy or Sawyer, but to the weird guy who walks into the wrong rooms? My door's so being locked. Your room is next to that one. I leave you with those parting words.
Sak, who won't be able to remember who I am next time she sees me because I'll be deadinated, went into that place I keep wanting to call Hit Susan, the guy who called me bra opened Luke's, and Ivanova stopped Tim from sliding down rocks at Selkie Cove. See, he could have been deadinated before me and ruined my thunder. Gah, people.
Clark and his duck went tanning. No, seriously, that's what the notes say. Walter opened Cafe Fina, and at Caritas, Jack borrowed Jarod's phone and Saywer got some advice from Jarod. I wonder if they have karaoke bars in heav- *pause* Actually, I'm sure hell is packed wall to wall with karaoke bars, I should be good.
Well, I guess this is it. It's been nice knowing you, Fandom. Except when it hasn't. Eh, you've all got your good days and your bad days. Try to stick to the good ones, okay? Later. Much, much later.