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Fandom High Radio [Friday, January 20, 2012]
Good morning, Fandom! Rilla Blythe here again on this balmy--
*incredulous chittering*
In Canada, 38 is balmy. Have you seen the temperatures in Alberta this week?
*rustling noises*
...all right, who gave the squirrels toques and mittens? It's almost adorable.
Onto classes, where the Elements of Friendship students were making zap-apple jam. Do you mean crabapple? And the recipe for this jam involves singing the alphabet at water while wearing a chicken cos--
--you're making this up.
*chittering*
Susan has never once worn a chicken costume to make jam. I'm sure I would have remembered that. They also yelled at the jars and painted the barn before having jam. I think Miss Pie has been into the red current wine. Mr. Hawkins stopped by to ask Miss Pie to advise his new club of Philanthropist Anarchists. I think the sorority sounds more refined, personally, I look forward to seeing you all at the club fair today! Superheroing class has costumes now, and the students got to practice superheroing in them by running through several scenarios, but not before Mr. Stark told Miss Brown that her costume looked like something a dinosaur would wear. I didn't know dinosaurs even wore clothing. Mr. Stark and Mr. Luthor teamed up to rescue a cat from a tree, which is quite kind of them, don't you agree? Sea Life learned about coral yesterday, and Ethics learned about utalitarianism, which seemed to involve feeding orange people to Christians?
*more chittering*
Oh, feeding Christians to lions. That's better. Well, not better as no one should be fed to lions, but it makes slightly more sense at least. They also discussed whether they should build a hospital or a sports stadium. Lord Lannister was reading scary stories in his office, and Mr. Kaplan had built a pillow fort in the library where he got visited by Mr. Brink who told him about dirty texts--that must have been distressing! Books shouldn't get dirty!
*chittering*
And also about--I AM NOT READING THAT. Miss Thompson stopped in to tell Mr. Kaplan that he and his friends need a keeper when they go out on drunken escapades and I certainly agree with her, and add my disapproval of drinking in general to her words.
In the dormitories, Lady Daenarys--hello, Dany!--was writing a letter when Susan, Duchess of Sto Helit paid a call to wonder how long Dany's dragons would stay small. Oh dear. I'd never thought about that. Mr. Stark and Miss Brown were having a date in his room without a chaperone last night!
*sounds of "Let's Get It On" playing*
STOP THAT. Miss McGill had popcorn with her to watch orange people on television in the second floor common room, and Mr. Benson wondered why Celebrities Underwater wasn't on instead, which led them to realize they were from different universes. Then she made the acquaintance of Mr. Murdock--
*sounds of "Let's Get It On". Again*
But honestly, didn't you just meet each other? I know of people who walked out together for twenty years before getting engaged. Mr. Benson told Mr. Murdock that the orange people on television weren't his fault.
In town, Mr. Gardner was trying to get off of a 'phone call about his feelings and instead talked to his roommate McCoppin about...mustaches. He must have really wanted to stop that other call. Then a--
*shruggy sort of chittering*
--person named Camus--is that French?--came over with a piece of paper that said they live there and rolled into a ball and...through the living room. That's decidedly peculiar. Sov was playing an electronic game in Stark Industries, Miss [Kenzi's last name] was offering half-price drinks for people with stranger realities than reality television at Caritas, and Miss Maclay had a numer of visitors at the Magic Shop yesterday: Miss Surreal, searching for herbs, Mr. Laufeyson, who wanted to know Miss Maclay's opinion on using blood magic?!, and Mr. Wyndam-Pryce--hello, Wesley--who heard that Mr. Laufeyson who wants to use blood magic is now working at the store.
Well, that seems like a very poor decision, if anyone wants my opinion.
*chittering*
Which I'm told you don't. Fine, then. Have a good day, Fandom! See you at the club fair!
*incredulous chittering*
In Canada, 38 is balmy. Have you seen the temperatures in Alberta this week?
*rustling noises*
...all right, who gave the squirrels toques and mittens? It's almost adorable.
Onto classes, where the Elements of Friendship students were making zap-apple jam. Do you mean crabapple? And the recipe for this jam involves singing the alphabet at water while wearing a chicken cos--
--you're making this up.
*chittering*
Susan has never once worn a chicken costume to make jam. I'm sure I would have remembered that. They also yelled at the jars and painted the barn before having jam. I think Miss Pie has been into the red current wine. Mr. Hawkins stopped by to ask Miss Pie to advise his new club of Philanthropist Anarchists. I think the sorority sounds more refined, personally, I look forward to seeing you all at the club fair today! Superheroing class has costumes now, and the students got to practice superheroing in them by running through several scenarios, but not before Mr. Stark told Miss Brown that her costume looked like something a dinosaur would wear. I didn't know dinosaurs even wore clothing. Mr. Stark and Mr. Luthor teamed up to rescue a cat from a tree, which is quite kind of them, don't you agree? Sea Life learned about coral yesterday, and Ethics learned about utalitarianism, which seemed to involve feeding orange people to Christians?
*more chittering*
Oh, feeding Christians to lions. That's better. Well, not better as no one should be fed to lions, but it makes slightly more sense at least. They also discussed whether they should build a hospital or a sports stadium. Lord Lannister was reading scary stories in his office, and Mr. Kaplan had built a pillow fort in the library where he got visited by Mr. Brink who told him about dirty texts--that must have been distressing! Books shouldn't get dirty!
*chittering*
And also about--I AM NOT READING THAT. Miss Thompson stopped in to tell Mr. Kaplan that he and his friends need a keeper when they go out on drunken escapades and I certainly agree with her, and add my disapproval of drinking in general to her words.
In the dormitories, Lady Daenarys--hello, Dany!--was writing a letter when Susan, Duchess of Sto Helit paid a call to wonder how long Dany's dragons would stay small. Oh dear. I'd never thought about that. Mr. Stark and Miss Brown were having a date in his room without a chaperone last night!
*sounds of "Let's Get It On" playing*
STOP THAT. Miss McGill had popcorn with her to watch orange people on television in the second floor common room, and Mr. Benson wondered why Celebrities Underwater wasn't on instead, which led them to realize they were from different universes. Then she made the acquaintance of Mr. Murdock--
*sounds of "Let's Get It On". Again*
But honestly, didn't you just meet each other? I know of people who walked out together for twenty years before getting engaged. Mr. Benson told Mr. Murdock that the orange people on television weren't his fault.
In town, Mr. Gardner was trying to get off of a 'phone call about his feelings and instead talked to his roommate McCoppin about...mustaches. He must have really wanted to stop that other call. Then a--
*shruggy sort of chittering*
--person named Camus--is that French?--came over with a piece of paper that said they live there and rolled into a ball and...through the living room. That's decidedly peculiar. Sov was playing an electronic game in Stark Industries, Miss [Kenzi's last name] was offering half-price drinks for people with stranger realities than reality television at Caritas, and Miss Maclay had a numer of visitors at the Magic Shop yesterday: Miss Surreal, searching for herbs, Mr. Laufeyson, who wanted to know Miss Maclay's opinion on using blood magic?!, and Mr. Wyndam-Pryce--hello, Wesley--who heard that Mr. Laufeyson who wants to use blood magic is now working at the store.
Well, that seems like a very poor decision, if anyone wants my opinion.
*chittering*
Which I'm told you don't. Fine, then. Have a good day, Fandom! See you at the club fair!
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GOD, RILLA.