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Fandom Radio, Monday, August 14, 2006
"Hey, y'all, it's Becky Vartan and I'm here at the mic tonight. Look, I'm not drunk, and I'm not here with some hairy little monster or a prissy goody two-shoes who shares my face. It's just me. Deal.
School and Crap
So, in Lying, they got a lecture about dressing up for a role. And really, it's way important to make sure you all know who's gonna be what, 'cause there's nothing more embarrassing than thinking your wholewhorde horde of girls is going as different things, and then you wind up with four call girls, three French maids, two slutty nurses and a dominatrix in a catsuit.
Meanwhile, in Retail, the kids chatted and then tried to sell people...the opportunity to fling turnips with a trebuchet.
That's a quote.
In Arts and Crafts, they made spoons and covers for their scrapbooks, and in Earth Music, they talked about how video killed the radio star, or something like that.
And in Baking, they made cheesecake. How special. Finally, in the cafeteria, Pip and Pippi talked about arms dealers. I think I like you two a lot more.
Dorms, Which House Annoying Kids
This morning, Nadia was disgustingly cheerful and spoke in other languages with Pippi. If I don't understand it, I fail to care about it. Meanwhile, Anders was introduced to empanadas and he and Pippi bonded over yo-yos. Kinky.
Marty woke up with Angela, Xander woke up with Bridge, and a box was shipped out this morning. How is this news? Do y'all really, truly care? 'Cause I couldn't care less. Speaking of packages, Muskrat and Helpful Sam got a present from their daddy, and it says here that something weird happened with it. Huh.
In the salle, Sak-girl practiced, and talked to Peter from England, who then gave a sword-fighting lesson to Pip.
Peter from England made out with Willow on the beach. Go Willow! Go get you some! Elsewhere, Molly was kinda pissed still 'cause Jamie? Kinda a tool, apparently. Just FYI.
This afternoon, Sam the Helpful Boy told Dawn Who Blushes a Lot about how Muskrat has disappeared. No! Muskrat, come back! Birdcage, go find him!
...people, I actually care. This is serious.
Um, so Aeryn was visited by John, and then John and Cameron went to the mainland to buy a shark. I want a shark! I would train it to bite people! Or, okay, that's not very nice I guess, so maybe I'd just train it to gnaw lightly on peoples' arms. That'd be really uncomfortable.
Speaking of people who should be gnawed on 'cause they're annoying, Rory got her dress back from Aeryn, whose taste just came into some serious question for me. And Hermione decided to go stick her head in a fire.
...I'm not sure why, either, but she did. I hope her hair didn't catch on fire, but if it did, I hope it was funny to watch.
Tempe was visited by Cally and Sawyer, and Veronica was visited by Archie. Tim scribbled to himself, and Muskrat is apparently wraith-like or invisible, or some other crap like that. Weird. But sad. Make him visible again!
Um. Not that I care that much.
Nadia visited Al and his kitty, and while I like to think that's a euphemism, I don't think it is.
In the fifth floor common room, there was cheesecake! Marie and Kawalsky caught up, and she discovered that Bel's ticklish - good to know - and Pippi enjoys cheesecake. Kawalsky and Pippi talked pasttimes, and then Demyx demonstrated his flexibility. Jesus. Right there in the common room?
Demyx, aside from being...flexible...decided to chat with Pippi about guys, and Willow talked to Marie about cheesecake identity and to Pippi about being clothed. Which, by the way? So very overrated.
Dawn puttered around in her room and That Annoying Peter Kid Who Wouldn't Let Me Shoot Him sent email.
And what Monday would be complete without prosthetic limb ball?
Town, Where the Important People Live
Cafe Fina was open today, though apparently no one felt like visiting. Ditto town hall and Luke's.
Marty and Pippi went to Blood Gulch Arms, which I kinda think is great. The church needs a choir, and River and Demyx checked in on that, and Tim tried to meditate in the park. I wonder why it was only 'tried.' Did a duck interrupt you? Did that psycho blonde who kisses well come along and set stuff on fire?
Over in Caritas, Jarod's incredibly controlling girlfriend was there talking to him in a disguise, and Joxer and Kaylee were on a date in the lounge.
In the clinic, Janet wrote home and Dr. Cox - *snicker* - wrote personal ads for Tommy. Aw, Tommy, hon, you don't need to have your friends write ads for you. Just hop on down to the Sin. We'll treat you nice, 'specially since you patched me up awhile back and that scar looks almost good as new now.
And that's it. Keep it up, Fandom. You're thrilling the hell out of me. No, really."
School and Crap
So, in Lying, they got a lecture about dressing up for a role. And really, it's way important to make sure you all know who's gonna be what, 'cause there's nothing more embarrassing than thinking your whole
Meanwhile, in Retail, the kids chatted and then tried to sell people...the opportunity to fling turnips with a trebuchet.
That's a quote.
In Arts and Crafts, they made spoons and covers for their scrapbooks, and in Earth Music, they talked about how video killed the radio star, or something like that.
And in Baking, they made cheesecake. How special. Finally, in the cafeteria, Pip and Pippi talked about arms dealers. I think I like you two a lot more.
Dorms, Which House Annoying Kids
This morning, Nadia was disgustingly cheerful and spoke in other languages with Pippi. If I don't understand it, I fail to care about it. Meanwhile, Anders was introduced to empanadas and he and Pippi bonded over yo-yos. Kinky.
Marty woke up with Angela, Xander woke up with Bridge, and a box was shipped out this morning. How is this news? Do y'all really, truly care? 'Cause I couldn't care less. Speaking of packages, Muskrat and Helpful Sam got a present from their daddy, and it says here that something weird happened with it. Huh.
In the salle, Sak-girl practiced, and talked to Peter from England, who then gave a sword-fighting lesson to Pip.
Peter from England made out with Willow on the beach. Go Willow! Go get you some! Elsewhere, Molly was kinda pissed still 'cause Jamie? Kinda a tool, apparently. Just FYI.
This afternoon, Sam the Helpful Boy told Dawn Who Blushes a Lot about how Muskrat has disappeared. No! Muskrat, come back! Birdcage, go find him!
...people, I actually care. This is serious.
Um, so Aeryn was visited by John, and then John and Cameron went to the mainland to buy a shark. I want a shark! I would train it to bite people! Or, okay, that's not very nice I guess, so maybe I'd just train it to gnaw lightly on peoples' arms. That'd be really uncomfortable.
Speaking of people who should be gnawed on 'cause they're annoying, Rory got her dress back from Aeryn, whose taste just came into some serious question for me. And Hermione decided to go stick her head in a fire.
...I'm not sure why, either, but she did. I hope her hair didn't catch on fire, but if it did, I hope it was funny to watch.
Tempe was visited by Cally and Sawyer, and Veronica was visited by Archie. Tim scribbled to himself, and Muskrat is apparently wraith-like or invisible, or some other crap like that. Weird. But sad. Make him visible again!
Um. Not that I care that much.
Nadia visited Al and his kitty, and while I like to think that's a euphemism, I don't think it is.
In the fifth floor common room, there was cheesecake! Marie and Kawalsky caught up, and she discovered that Bel's ticklish - good to know - and Pippi enjoys cheesecake. Kawalsky and Pippi talked pasttimes, and then Demyx demonstrated his flexibility. Jesus. Right there in the common room?
Demyx, aside from being...flexible...decided to chat with Pippi about guys, and Willow talked to Marie about cheesecake identity and to Pippi about being clothed. Which, by the way? So very overrated.
Dawn puttered around in her room and That Annoying Peter Kid Who Wouldn't Let Me Shoot Him sent email.
And what Monday would be complete without prosthetic limb ball?
Town, Where the Important People Live
Cafe Fina was open today, though apparently no one felt like visiting. Ditto town hall and Luke's.
Marty and Pippi went to Blood Gulch Arms, which I kinda think is great. The church needs a choir, and River and Demyx checked in on that, and Tim tried to meditate in the park. I wonder why it was only 'tried.' Did a duck interrupt you? Did that psycho blonde who kisses well come along and set stuff on fire?
Over in Caritas, Jarod's incredibly controlling girlfriend was there talking to him in a disguise, and Joxer and Kaylee were on a date in the lounge.
In the clinic, Janet wrote home and Dr. Cox - *snicker* - wrote personal ads for Tommy. Aw, Tommy, hon, you don't need to have your friends write ads for you. Just hop on down to the Sin. We'll treat you nice, 'specially since you patched me up awhile back and that scar looks almost good as new now.
And that's it. Keep it up, Fandom. You're thrilling the hell out of me. No, really."
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Becky really was the sweetest person.
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