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Fandom Radio [Friday, January 6, 2012]
GO AWAY OR I WILL POKE YOU WITH MY HAIR PIN, SO HELP ME--
*chittering*
WE DON'T SPEAK SQUIRREL IN CANADA.
*more chittering*
...oh dear. That's on?!
*even more chittering*
You realize that a less polite person than myself would have a lot of very rude things to say about this. Good morning, Fandom. I'm Rilla Blythe and this is the radio and the squirrels are not very nice rodents. Today is Friday and it's 44 degrees outside which is not cold.
It's our first week of classes, of course, so hopefully you have all been attending, even if I can't imagine what you are learning in some of them. In Elements of Friendship, which I took last term--hello, Miss Pie!--they had a party! And since it's the first week, they also introduced themselves and mingled about. Lady Cassidy and Mister Luthor discussed how sweet Miss Pie was--very, for a pink pony who can talk. Not that I know any other ponies who can talk. I'm not insane--and Lady Cassidy asked to become a TA for the course. They also played pin the tail on the pony, though not on Miss Pie, as she already has a tail and pinning something to her would be quite painful, I imagine. Miss...Electroclash--truly?--was not in attendence for her first class, which seems quite inconsiderate to me, but Mister Kaplan took charge instead and had the students make introductions then so they wouldn't have to next week. That's quite clever! Life of the Sea also had introductions, and Ethics skipped introductions entirely in order to be told that they mustn't punch anyone in class. Then they talked about whether you'd kill one person to save five or let them all die--
*looooong pause*
I think there might be something wrong with Mister Skywalker, asking questions like that. He received a phone call from Miss Solo, his granddaughter, before agreeing to allow Miss Gabrielle and Mister Hawkins to be his TAs for the term. Mister Kaplan was in the library for his first shift of the year, and he assisted Mister Murdock--the student who isn't William Murdoch--with finding books in Braille and then they chat about getting all of the New York students together for a gathering. Mister Stark who isn't the one who runs the shop in town also came to the library in search of information about Japan--my mother knows someone serving as a missionary to the pagans there!--and was surprised to see Mister Kaplan there.
Lord Lannister was holding his office hours as well, and was visited by Lady Daenerys--hello, Dany!--who wished to discover how she had ended up in his class. Mister Worthington--hello, Warren!--also stopped by to talk about their...daddy issues. I'm uncertain what that refers to. And Mister Laufeyson told Lord Lannister that he was both a frost giant and a god, so Mister Laufeyson is also a great big liar.
In the dormitories, Mister Peter Wiggin was having a long one-sided conversation with his gopher before being interrupeted by Mister Laufeyson, the great big liar. And Mister Leonhart--hello, Squall!--called upon Mister Almasy, but he wasn't in. His roommate, Miss Lass, was, though, and showed Squall her phone before they both got bit by a gremlin, which makes the next bit of notes make ever so much more sense.
In the fourth floor common room, Squall and Miss Lass believed themselves to be part of a talk show, which seemed to have required costumes of some type. Miss Gale wandered in unsuspectingly and was incorrectly named as the governor of South Carolina, which she tried futiley to correct. You just cannot reason with the gremlin bit, I'm afraid. Mister Benson and Mister Almasy were both there to record the event, and I'm sure they'd be happy to share the footage with you, should you be interested.
In town, Miss Maclay was working in the magic store when she was interrupted by Miss Blake, who is new. Miss...Millie...was at her book shop, which is hiring new employees for those of you interested in earning a bit more pocket money. And--oh, goodness, that's a long name, it's a good thing we're acquainted!--Sov was working at Stark Industries yesterday as well. Miss [Kenzi's last name that we all certainly know] was working at Caritas and offered drink specials for those who had to deal with crazy teachers this week.
*sniff* Drinking is no way to solve any sort of a problem. Mister Hercules wished to know if he got a discount for teaching a god, which is clearly ridiculous. There's only one God. Everyone knows that.
And Miss Scully was in the clinic doing inventory of...well, I've never worked in a clinic or a shop. Whatever it is you inventory, I suppose.
That wasn't so difficult! This is Miss Blythe, concluding your broadcast for the morning. Have a lovely day!
*chittering*
WE DON'T SPEAK SQUIRREL IN CANADA.
*more chittering*
...oh dear. That's on?!
*even more chittering*
You realize that a less polite person than myself would have a lot of very rude things to say about this. Good morning, Fandom. I'm Rilla Blythe and this is the radio and the squirrels are not very nice rodents. Today is Friday and it's 44 degrees outside which is not cold.
It's our first week of classes, of course, so hopefully you have all been attending, even if I can't imagine what you are learning in some of them. In Elements of Friendship, which I took last term--hello, Miss Pie!--they had a party! And since it's the first week, they also introduced themselves and mingled about. Lady Cassidy and Mister Luthor discussed how sweet Miss Pie was--very, for a pink pony who can talk. Not that I know any other ponies who can talk. I'm not insane--and Lady Cassidy asked to become a TA for the course. They also played pin the tail on the pony, though not on Miss Pie, as she already has a tail and pinning something to her would be quite painful, I imagine. Miss...Electroclash--truly?--was not in attendence for her first class, which seems quite inconsiderate to me, but Mister Kaplan took charge instead and had the students make introductions then so they wouldn't have to next week. That's quite clever! Life of the Sea also had introductions, and Ethics skipped introductions entirely in order to be told that they mustn't punch anyone in class. Then they talked about whether you'd kill one person to save five or let them all die--
*looooong pause*
I think there might be something wrong with Mister Skywalker, asking questions like that. He received a phone call from Miss Solo, his granddaughter, before agreeing to allow Miss Gabrielle and Mister Hawkins to be his TAs for the term. Mister Kaplan was in the library for his first shift of the year, and he assisted Mister Murdock--the student who isn't William Murdoch--with finding books in Braille and then they chat about getting all of the New York students together for a gathering. Mister Stark who isn't the one who runs the shop in town also came to the library in search of information about Japan--my mother knows someone serving as a missionary to the pagans there!--and was surprised to see Mister Kaplan there.
Lord Lannister was holding his office hours as well, and was visited by Lady Daenerys--hello, Dany!--who wished to discover how she had ended up in his class. Mister Worthington--hello, Warren!--also stopped by to talk about their...daddy issues. I'm uncertain what that refers to. And Mister Laufeyson told Lord Lannister that he was both a frost giant and a god, so Mister Laufeyson is also a great big liar.
In the dormitories, Mister Peter Wiggin was having a long one-sided conversation with his gopher before being interrupeted by Mister Laufeyson, the great big liar. And Mister Leonhart--hello, Squall!--called upon Mister Almasy, but he wasn't in. His roommate, Miss Lass, was, though, and showed Squall her phone before they both got bit by a gremlin, which makes the next bit of notes make ever so much more sense.
In the fourth floor common room, Squall and Miss Lass believed themselves to be part of a talk show, which seemed to have required costumes of some type. Miss Gale wandered in unsuspectingly and was incorrectly named as the governor of South Carolina, which she tried futiley to correct. You just cannot reason with the gremlin bit, I'm afraid. Mister Benson and Mister Almasy were both there to record the event, and I'm sure they'd be happy to share the footage with you, should you be interested.
In town, Miss Maclay was working in the magic store when she was interrupted by Miss Blake, who is new. Miss...Millie...was at her book shop, which is hiring new employees for those of you interested in earning a bit more pocket money. And--oh, goodness, that's a long name, it's a good thing we're acquainted!--Sov was working at Stark Industries yesterday as well. Miss [Kenzi's last name that we all certainly know] was working at Caritas and offered drink specials for those who had to deal with crazy teachers this week.
*sniff* Drinking is no way to solve any sort of a problem. Mister Hercules wished to know if he got a discount for teaching a god, which is clearly ridiculous. There's only one God. Everyone knows that.
And Miss Scully was in the clinic doing inventory of...well, I've never worked in a clinic or a shop. Whatever it is you inventory, I suppose.
That wasn't so difficult! This is Miss Blythe, concluding your broadcast for the morning. Have a lovely day!