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fandom_radio2012-01-04 12:36 am
furnaceface) wrote in fandom_radio2012-01-04 12:36 am
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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, January 4th
Deadpool: Heeeeey. You’re not that little ferrety kid I did radio with this weekend.
Jono: … Well, no. I have a bit more of a brain-to-mouth filter, for a start.
Deadpool: Because you have a mouth now. How’s that workin’ for you? It good? I bet it’s good.
Jono: Trust me, while I'm locked in a radio booth with you and surrounded by bottles of rum, it's good.
Deadpool: Oh, you. I killed some of Poccy’s minions once. Fun times, man. Fun times.
Jono: Yes... That's... Right, then. You know I'm not actually on his side, right?
Deadpool: Well, duh. Nate woulda just smacked you until you stopped moving if that was the case. Shouldn’t we be doing radio instead of informing all these lovely people about the delicate intricacies of our world concerning mutants and evil mutant genocidal maniacs who have clown lips and are possibly Egyptian but I never paid enough attention to figure it out?
Jono: … For the sake of what's left of my dignity this morning, yes, we'd best get this over with.
Deadpool: So, over at the school, we have Zayne 'I can't have a normal name' Carrick's fugitive class going on. With all those... lectures. God, if that guy from the post office doesn't hunt him down, so help me. Kate and Anakin 2.0 talked about how the teacher was full of pep and vigor. Suuuure. That's what they're callin' it these days. They also made all their introductions.
Jono: Fascinating. This is going to be one of those 'all they did in school today were introductions' weeks, isn't it?
Deadpool: Better start drinkin’ now.
Jono: This bottle is mine. And I'll break the knuckles of anybody who tries to take it from me.
Deadpool: They’ll just heal. BUZZKILL.
Jono: No, the buzz comes after you start drinking.
Deadpool: Polar Opposites was filled with UST. All the UST in the world. Ross and Rachel level UST. Kids introduced themselves by talking about something they're passionate about. Like how they don't like that one announcer guy on Cupcake Wars. Oh god, I just want to murder him so badly. All those horrible puns. Quinn offered to be a TA because it would keep the teachers from killing each other. With looooooove.
Jono: You know, I'm almost sorry I've graduated and can't watch the show. Someone in that class be a doll and film it for me, would you?
Deadpool: You kinky bastard.
Jono: Simple pleasures, mate.
Deadpool: Steeeeeeve was teaching sex ed today. Because he's big on feeding fanfic writers all these prompts. The kids there could introduce themselves and then talk to each other. About sex. Aaaaaall the sex. Oh, and Seifer had to explain the squirrels to Darcy. Yes, they stalk you. You get used to it. Or just be boring and they leave you alone.
Jono: You say that. But for all the times that they've reported that I was staring at walls in my room, I find myself unconvinced.
Deadpool: It’s that Byronic quality about you.
Jono: … Mad, bad, and dangerous to know?
Deadpool: ...sure.
Jono: Because Lord Byron was... Never mind.
Deadpool: Aaaaand, finally, it was Cassie's first day at the library. I'm sure it involved a lot of books.
Jono: In the Dorms, Sov was watching a documentary about the apocalypse in the third floor common room. Not a word out of you, Deadpool.
Deadpool: I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over all the crossover events!
Jono: … Like... alternate realities? I should know better than to try to understand you by now.
Deadpool: You know, we have enough on island now for a decent event. Ooo! I hope it’s Kang the Conqueror. He has the worst outfit.
Jono: So... much... violet... In the second floor common room, Stacey was putting away some healthy food. Juliet correctly pegged her as one of the new students, and talked about how the size of the island takes a bit of... adjusting to. Dorothy was rather impressed by the size of the common room kitchen, and Rilla came in, complete with baby monitor, probably to do some of that... socializing... thing... that people do.
Deadpool: Jan learned to turn her monitor off. It was a sad day.
Jono: My deepest sympathies. Karla was in her room boxing up some belated Christmas gifts for Ender, who showed up with his own and wasn't certain quite what to make of the... lovely sweater that Karla got for him. It's tradition, Ender. Wear it proudly. Elphaba stopped by Karla's room as well, and turned down an offer of fruit in favour of talking about the holidays.
Deadpool: I got a new gun and it was magical. And you, oh grey hued one?
Jono: I learned that Sookie can cook. Bloody near killed me, you know.
Deadpool: ...Well, that’s what happens when you have a mouth.
Jono: And it was worth every last moment I spent looking like a completely gobsmacked idiot, too. Moving on to Town, then. Raven was working at Dite's yesterday, giving contemplating looks at the... Oh, really? Interesting. Er. Anyhow. Troy spent the day putting up posters advertising auditions for the next production at the Boards. We'll be doing The Petey Sci-Fi Talky Picture for our spring production, so do stop by this Sunday or next Thursday if you're interested. We're hoping to get some adults involved this time around, too, since... women's underthings and all.
*Chittering*
Jono: Shameless, yes, but I'm the musical director. I'm entitled. And look, Karla stopped by the Boards and talked about Dite's supplying the costumes in exchange for some marketing, so perhaps I'm just really gung-ho about earning those free corsets.
Deadpool: Over at the Arms, Mary had a maid hiding in the closet. I'm... not sure if that's something kinky or not. At Cafe Luke's, Vincent was making something ratty. Yes, I know it's a real word, but you can't make me speak French if I don't want to. Then Haley showed up to get hired as a waitress. She better not be French. Or a vampire. I'm just sayin'. Aaaaand Kitty was trying drinks for the party on Saturday. JUST LIKE LOCKHEED.
Jono: When you really have to start worrying is when the purple dragons start talking about pink elephants.
Deadpool: And now... a shot of rum for the dragon who isn’t here with us today.
Jono: Cheers, Fandom.
Deadpool: L’Chaim!
Jono: … Well, no. I have a bit more of a brain-to-mouth filter, for a start.
Deadpool: Because you have a mouth now. How’s that workin’ for you? It good? I bet it’s good.
Jono: Trust me, while I'm locked in a radio booth with you and surrounded by bottles of rum, it's good.
Deadpool: Oh, you. I killed some of Poccy’s minions once. Fun times, man. Fun times.
Jono: Yes... That's... Right, then. You know I'm not actually on his side, right?
Deadpool: Well, duh. Nate woulda just smacked you until you stopped moving if that was the case. Shouldn’t we be doing radio instead of informing all these lovely people about the delicate intricacies of our world concerning mutants and evil mutant genocidal maniacs who have clown lips and are possibly Egyptian but I never paid enough attention to figure it out?
Jono: … For the sake of what's left of my dignity this morning, yes, we'd best get this over with.
Deadpool: So, over at the school, we have Zayne 'I can't have a normal name' Carrick's fugitive class going on. With all those... lectures. God, if that guy from the post office doesn't hunt him down, so help me. Kate and Anakin 2.0 talked about how the teacher was full of pep and vigor. Suuuure. That's what they're callin' it these days. They also made all their introductions.
Jono: Fascinating. This is going to be one of those 'all they did in school today were introductions' weeks, isn't it?
Deadpool: Better start drinkin’ now.
Jono: This bottle is mine. And I'll break the knuckles of anybody who tries to take it from me.
Deadpool: They’ll just heal. BUZZKILL.
Jono: No, the buzz comes after you start drinking.
Deadpool: Polar Opposites was filled with UST. All the UST in the world. Ross and Rachel level UST. Kids introduced themselves by talking about something they're passionate about. Like how they don't like that one announcer guy on Cupcake Wars. Oh god, I just want to murder him so badly. All those horrible puns. Quinn offered to be a TA because it would keep the teachers from killing each other. With looooooove.
Jono: You know, I'm almost sorry I've graduated and can't watch the show. Someone in that class be a doll and film it for me, would you?
Deadpool: You kinky bastard.
Jono: Simple pleasures, mate.
Deadpool: Steeeeeeve was teaching sex ed today. Because he's big on feeding fanfic writers all these prompts. The kids there could introduce themselves and then talk to each other. About sex. Aaaaaall the sex. Oh, and Seifer had to explain the squirrels to Darcy. Yes, they stalk you. You get used to it. Or just be boring and they leave you alone.
Jono: You say that. But for all the times that they've reported that I was staring at walls in my room, I find myself unconvinced.
Deadpool: It’s that Byronic quality about you.
Jono: … Mad, bad, and dangerous to know?
Deadpool: ...sure.
Jono: Because Lord Byron was... Never mind.
Deadpool: Aaaaand, finally, it was Cassie's first day at the library. I'm sure it involved a lot of books.
Jono: In the Dorms, Sov was watching a documentary about the apocalypse in the third floor common room. Not a word out of you, Deadpool.
Deadpool: I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over all the crossover events!
Jono: … Like... alternate realities? I should know better than to try to understand you by now.
Deadpool: You know, we have enough on island now for a decent event. Ooo! I hope it’s Kang the Conqueror. He has the worst outfit.
Jono: So... much... violet... In the second floor common room, Stacey was putting away some healthy food. Juliet correctly pegged her as one of the new students, and talked about how the size of the island takes a bit of... adjusting to. Dorothy was rather impressed by the size of the common room kitchen, and Rilla came in, complete with baby monitor, probably to do some of that... socializing... thing... that people do.
Deadpool: Jan learned to turn her monitor off. It was a sad day.
Jono: My deepest sympathies. Karla was in her room boxing up some belated Christmas gifts for Ender, who showed up with his own and wasn't certain quite what to make of the... lovely sweater that Karla got for him. It's tradition, Ender. Wear it proudly. Elphaba stopped by Karla's room as well, and turned down an offer of fruit in favour of talking about the holidays.
Deadpool: I got a new gun and it was magical. And you, oh grey hued one?
Jono: I learned that Sookie can cook. Bloody near killed me, you know.
Deadpool: ...Well, that’s what happens when you have a mouth.
Jono: And it was worth every last moment I spent looking like a completely gobsmacked idiot, too. Moving on to Town, then. Raven was working at Dite's yesterday, giving contemplating looks at the... Oh, really? Interesting. Er. Anyhow. Troy spent the day putting up posters advertising auditions for the next production at the Boards. We'll be doing The Petey Sci-Fi Talky Picture for our spring production, so do stop by this Sunday or next Thursday if you're interested. We're hoping to get some adults involved this time around, too, since... women's underthings and all.
*Chittering*
Jono: Shameless, yes, but I'm the musical director. I'm entitled. And look, Karla stopped by the Boards and talked about Dite's supplying the costumes in exchange for some marketing, so perhaps I'm just really gung-ho about earning those free corsets.
Deadpool: Over at the Arms, Mary had a maid hiding in the closet. I'm... not sure if that's something kinky or not. At Cafe Luke's, Vincent was making something ratty. Yes, I know it's a real word, but you can't make me speak French if I don't want to. Then Haley showed up to get hired as a waitress. She better not be French. Or a vampire. I'm just sayin'. Aaaaand Kitty was trying drinks for the party on Saturday. JUST LIKE LOCKHEED.
Jono: When you really have to start worrying is when the purple dragons start talking about pink elephants.
Deadpool: And now... a shot of rum for the dragon who isn’t here with us today.
Jono: Cheers, Fandom.
Deadpool: L’Chaim!
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"Stop calling my dragon a drunk!"
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Yes, Darcy was talking to the radio.