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Fandom Radio, Saturday Morning
Awww, squirrels. Why you gotta drag me in here again? You missed me? Is that it?
...
Fine, be that way. I don't need your love! I don't need anyone! Except for these notes. And that rum. Maybe my swords...
Over in town, at the causeway some chick named Anna fell out of thin air. And was very confused. Welcome to Fandom, Anna! Also at that causeway, another chick named Cassie arrived. Less with the falling, more with the walking. Booo, fall more!
Cafe Luke's was set up for the New Year, but Bod was having none of it. And I can't say I blame him. 2012 is the end of days. Again. Over at Groovy Tunes, Seifer was setting stuff up for the newbies when Petra stopped by for a job. A smell a sitcooooom! At the Fish'n'Bait shop, Jon was feeding things. Which makes me concerned that this will turn into a SyFy original movie with killer fish. Poorly CGIed killer fish at that. So, here's a warning, Jon. No killer fish. There, I said it, it's done.
At the Trooper station, Audrey was giving a report about something. Maybe a noise complaint. Let's go with that! At the Arms Hotel, Mary of the fabulous rack was putting out sparkling juice for the New Year. That's no celebration! Break out the bubbly! At Triple D's, Kenzi was busy welcoming the newbies. Oh, that's just not right. iCarley filming was going on in the park for reasons beyond me. Where Freddie and Sam got into that old 'my family is weirder' argument! Well. Kids? Summers clan wins, yo. Deal with that time travely, cosmic entity, possessed by Poccy, clone filled saga. Carley announced to the world that Sam and Freddie liked each other, thus ending the ball of UST those kids had been throwing back and forth since they arrived on the island. Thank god. I was getting hives from it all. Almost as bad as Skywalker's grandkid. Oh, and Jack Carter showed up to fail at US history. Son, I are disappoint.
Topher: Okay! There’s no need for shoving! Or, um. Eating my shoes! None of that! I thought I told you guys, I don’t like -- ugh. Whyyyyy?
Deadpool: ...why is there a small Whedon-flavoured kid in my radio booth? I didn’t order this! Sirs! Siiiirs!
Topher: ...well, that was unnecessary.
Deadpool: And so’s your face. But I’m not complaining about that.
Topher: So... can I leave, or...?
*angry chittering*
Deadpool: Don’t anger them, kid. You wouldn’t like them when they’re angry. Especially that quiet, unassuming one who is attempting to hitchhike to sad, sad music. Just in case no one has eyes or lives in a cave... there was a picnic today. Where people could also meet their brand new siblings! I hope you all didn't get sucky ones! Anna and Tara were paired together and there was the whole 'I'm not supposed to be here!' thing and then 'It happens!' and then 'Makeout!' But that could just be me adding my own artistic flair to the scene. Jace got a super annoyed Natalie and then there was talk of gremlins in a microwave. You know, I like how this kid thinks. Darcy handled the weirdness well enough once Luke let her know that we don't have math classes. Because Reed Richards left to be with Jessica Alba. Dorothy met up with Annie and they were super-duper excited and there was talk of Oz. Wait. Wait. Does this mean I get to call Annie a friend of Dorothy?
Topher: ...I don’t get it.
Deadpool: Because you’re one of ‘em?
Rebecca was soooo not into the room sharing, but her sibling Lex let her know that she can switch in a month. Boo, no fun. Matt---ahahahahahahahaha--met up with Hanna and took everything in stride. With blind justice. Britta didn't buy any of Richie's reasons that Fandom is weird. Wait until she meets Pinkie Pie, I guess. Loki--seriously? Dude claimed to be my dad one time and gave me an indestructable Tom Cruise face. Still not the weirdest thing to happen to me, though--anyway, Loki met his sibling Bruce. And then they had ice cream. With chaos sprinkles. Anakin 2.0 was concerned the Skywalkers would hate him, but Rinoa was all 'No, they're just crazy.' True story. Our buddy Topher here made Stacey very confused by talking about the new island and various other things. Topher, you're the worst.
Topher: Am not! I was helping!
Deadpool: The. Worst.
Topher: Nuh-uh!
Deadpool: People also got roommates. Not herpes like this misleading note made me think. Anna told Stacey that she didn't have any stuff, but Stacey told Anna should could borrow her stuff, and then they talked about stuff. I like that word. Jace wasn't into the roommate thing, but Toby was okay with it only if Jace didn't steal his shoes. Well, Toby. Now he's gonna steal your shoes. Elle was all kinds of confused that Darcey was only here for bad grades. It happens in places where they actually grade people, you know. Not here! Anakin 2.0 and William met up and there was muttering. I'm not sure how this factors in, but mutter away, kids. Just use protection. Cassie met Simon and was all 'I'm a witch!' and he was all '...' Like you do. Rebecca decided she was switching rooms away from Matt already, but that's only because she can sense his track record with the ladies. Britta was judged like a judgey thing that judges by Susan over her being kicked out of an Anarchist group back home. Was she too mainstream? Loki confirmed he was a god to Dorothy, and then they talked pets. That's... so disturbing.
Topher: ...it is?
Deadpool: You clearly haven’t heard about Loki before. What with all his getting people killed and all.
Topher: ...he let me play with his phone...
Deadpool: A phone of the damned?
Topher: No! It says Tony’s name on it! It’s cool!
Deadpool: ...yeah, that’s a damned phone. There were also some teachers hangin' out. Some damn, dirty hippie named met Pinkie Pie and learned that computers are everywhere. Cindy informed him that she might murder him over coffee. Well... coffee. I can see it. Zoe also said hi to Dean to learn he's the new art teacher. Art is for hippies. HIPPIES. I met Electroclash and there was much meta banter than made sense only to me! Hercules also checked in with her as a teaching buddy, and discussed the bar scene here. Two. There are two. Jeff and Jaime met up and I have this urge to duct tape someone to a tree...
After creampuffs, Tyrion and Alistair talked about how he has to teach with Morrigan. For the UST. Electroclash, ignorant of that UST, bantered with Alistair. Oh, love triangles. I hate them so. Zayne let Tyrion know they both have y's in their names. Oh, and something about teaching. I dunno, I didn't pay attention. Jamie was all helpful with settling Scott in, while I just cackled. Because. C'mon. Zoe let Anakin 1.0 know that she was glad he didn't make any of the kids cry on the bus. Dude. Work harder next time. I told him about Scott being here and how he totally wants to nail Wolverine. It's the next logical step. Jaye hugged Anakin 1.0 and denied every being gone and there was talk of former students being teachers. Luke talked to Anakin 1.0 about how he tried to overthrow the gods, but that was too mainstream. So, here's here again. And, finally, Jaye and Jamie talked about how they managed to get jobs here. Hey. I'm the VP, guys. They have super low standards.
Topher: So are you pretty much gonna just read all of these? ‘Cause I can go. Seriously.
Deadpool: Take it like a man, whiny kid.
Topher: Okay! Well! I will... read these notes, then! So there was this picnic, right, and people were hanging out and whatever, and this one girl, Anna wasn’t wearing any shoes. Raven asked her what was up and Anna said she didn’t come here on purpose, and then Butters was all, ‘Why aren’t you wearing any shoes?’, and then Wesley asked if he could help her out. Probably finding shoes. It’s really cold out. So. Then Karla offered to do a spell for her, and Anna was... not happy about that offer. Yeah. That is... not shocking news. And then Loki told her people would annoy her less if she was wearing shoes, and then talked about how pointless school is for both of them. Sounds like a fun chat. Oh, and then Kenzi tried to sell her a map. That’s... thoughtful.
This guy Jace was hanging out sort of off to the side. Some girl named Rebecca came over and just sort of complained about things. She sounds like a great person. Really upbeat. Stacey came over to talk to him too, and then Karla sort of yelled at him even though they’d never met. Yeaaaah. No comment.
Deadpool: At least I just laugh at people I’ve never met. Sometimes threaten.
Topher: Over somewhere else, Luke met Loki, and they talked about this one teacher’s bad fashion sense.
...but not yours, I’m sure.
Deadpool: Damn right.
Topher: Kenzi tried to sell Darcy a map and talk about gremlins. Darcy was sorta dubious. She’ll learn.
That Rude Vegetarian Girl thought she was hallucinating the pink pony who’s my teacher now, but then some other chick saw her and kind of screamed and ran away. That is... yeah. Okay.
Kate but probably not the one who doesn’t go here anymore wanted to know why Toby hasn’t caused any scandals in Student Council yet. Uh, okay. Mercy</> and Toby talked about their vacations, and are excited to be back in school -- why? That’s lame. And then Kenzi offered Toby a map, but then Toby asked her to be his... what does that say? ‘Personal tour guide’?
...I need to go throw up now. Gross.
Deadpool: Kinky roleplay has no place in this RPG!
Topher: ...what?
Deadpool: Noooothing.
Topher: Mercy talked to Kate about her vacation and how it was... ‘not as awkward as she expected.’ Uh, sure.
Blysse and Blind Seer -- okay, I have no idea who those people are -- met Loki and Ikol, and learned that Loki is... a god of mischief. Huh. Check that out. Mercy and Blysse talked about holidays and... hunting opportunities? That sounds super fun! That was sarcasm. In case no one caught it.
Guy Sam told Mercy he was going to knit her a sweater and it’s gonna be pink and glittery, because he just loves knitting. Yeah. I will... keep an eye out for that sweater. Totally. And then Natalie told Sam she got him a present. Which I’m sure will be awesome. Because Natalie’s cool. Yup.
Kate complimented Percy’s puppy, who kind of looks like she can eat your face, and then suggested that he make her wear clothes. Yeah, that sounds like a great plan. Then Luke came over and either fought or -- I’m not reading that word, that’s stupid. And then Percy met Loki and was apparently not impressed. Why? He has a cool phone! He’s awesome!
Deadpool: He’s gonna eat your soooooooul.
Topher: No, he’s not! He’s cool!
Deadpool: SOUL!
Topher: Quinn talked to Nathan about the holidays and talked about how elves aren’t creepy. Uh, they’re totally creepy. Don’t even. Britta, whose name is stupid, got him to light her cigarette for her or something and they introduced themselves. And Caroline told him he smelled. She sounds great.
Mercy met Matt and offered to help him out. Fascinating news item right there.
Chuck was... somewhere. Hanna talked to him about food and her vacation, which I’m sure was really awesome. Yeah. Dan-er-is came over to talk about bad movies with him, but apparently she hasn’t seen any, so, you know. Billy wanted to know why the picnic was outside. It’s a good question. Yeah.
...Billy’s awesome.
Deadpool: ...I see what you’re doin’ there. Oh, I see.
Topher: Huh?
Deadpool: Go find some glitter. That’ll help you out.
Topher: I don’t get it.
Ender was back, and so was Ben but he’s not really in this section, and he and Tony made fun of how Ben thinks Ender’s height is unfair.
Uh. I mean, they said nice things about Ben. Really nice things.
...sorry, guys.
Gabrielle talked to Ender about how young the new kids are. It’s true. They’re pretty young. Then Ben, who I guess is in this section, was all ‘OMG MY COUSIN IS HERE’ and Ender was like, ‘you’re shorter than me.’ I guess that helped or something. Cassidy was glad Ender was back and said she wants to go on a relaxing vacation, which if she’s trying to get an invite to his place is probably not a good idea. There are things that bite you there. YEAH.
Okay whew this page is done. YOUR TURN.
Deadpool: Peter got his lurk on, watching all the newbies. When, who should cross his path? Loki! Oh, I hear ominous thunder already. Jim checked that he still had a room and Peter hadn't tossed out all his stuff. Topher here whined about having a sibling and was told to not look at her chest. Oddly good advice. Rebecca threw herself at Peter and his French-ness, but no word on if this worked. And Kenzi wanted Peter to give her some newbies to give coupons to. Which concerns me for some reason. Rebecca was offered a warming spell by Karla, but the notes say it went downhill from there.
Topher: ...someone threw herself at Peter? Why?
Deadpool: She’s like Matt that way, I think.
Topher: Huh?
Deadpool: Cara McPunchy was her usual cheerful self when she got bumped into by Matt. Because he's blind. Worst pick up line ever. Surreal also talked to Cara, possibly with more luck as they discussed sweets. Quinn and Rebecca had a queen bee fight in that girl 'I'm not insulting you, but I am' way. Matt continued to try to pick up chicks as he bumped into Juliet, but she was totally into it. Britta was eating veggies at the table, being too cool for school. But not too school for cool. When Matt continued to hit on chicks with his blindness and was told about all the things he could do with a single room. Oh, Britta. You're gonna die now. True story. Britta and Topher got into a snit over chickens and vegetables and I have my money on Britta. Sorry, kid.
Topher: HEY!
Deadpool: She’s scrappy. Anakin 2.0 had a pile of food and more people talking to him than you can shake a stick at. Ben gave him the awkward family talk. Maybe to make sure he doesn't date a cousin. Mercy thought he was a de-aged Anakin 1.0, but his hair sucks, sooo... no. Cassidy helped out with picking what to eat first, suggesting he ditch the quiche. Topher continued to be the worst person ever by bugging him about mind reading and the holonet. Loki got his Loki on while talking to poor Billy. And moreso when Kenzi tried to sell him a map before offering to exchange his money for him. Sure, if you like being cursed with something crappy. Loki also demanded Topher fix his phone. Don't dooooo iiiiiiit.
Topher: …but it’s cool! It says Stark on it!
Deadpool: Gabrielle talked to Matt about how she's from the past and then she also died. Damn it, Matt. Damn it. Hanna and Mercy discussed their holidays, as you do. Also catching up? Caroline and Mercy and Simon and Mercy. Cassie and Deborah chatted about being in exile or something. Exile. I wanna be in exile. Tara and Gabrielle feel all old at people, talking about when they were young and naive. Billy let her know that it was only okay as long as she doesn't treat the newbies like babies.
Topher: That’s Billy! Being all... ethical!
So then Dan— Dan– Dan-er-is? -- was chilling by the fire with her dragons. And Loki, Karla and Lion-O came to talk to the dragons. So. That sounds like a party, right there.
Katniss was eating and watching people, and Wesley came by to be all injured. And then he told her he was in a 'minor explosion.' Which kinda sounds like fun. Explosions are cool.
…don't judge me.
Deadpool: Tooooo laaa~aaate!
Topher: Ugh. Okay. Puck wasn't wearing a shirt. Quinn was being a girl about it. Rebecca too.
So mature, guys.
Billy was eating stuff and then I went over to talk about break and we said we were gonna hang out this week. Um, so that'll be cool. Yeah.
And Mercy told him he was eating too much. Seriously? Is she his mom?
Ben was eating less than usual. It's weird that you guys know that, you know.
*chittering*
Tony asked what was wrong, and Ben told him all about his cousin who's here now. I brought him sunscreen, 'cause I'm a nice person, and we talked about our new classes and how much they suck. And Karla came over and sort of insulted Ben a lot. Um. I mean, she was perfectly nice to him and probably brought joy to his day. Yes.
…don't kill me.
Karla offered Dorothy and Toto a warming spell. Dorothy and Toto? Seriously? Like in that movie? What? Then Elphaba, who's green and stuff, came over and I guess there was an awkward encounter or something. Yeah.
Kenzi was selling maps and coupons. I've never used them, but isn't the point of coupons that you get them for free? Ryan questioned the accuracy of both -- *cough* which was probably smart of her *cough* -- and Anakin The Kid wanted to know what the point of them was.
Warren was around, and Karla was trying to get him to take his shirt off. Don't do it, Warren! I believe in you! Matt apparently struggled to not bump into him, which… dude, I'm not even that clumsy, mmkay?
*chittering*
Ooh. Awkward.
Deadpool: He’s blind-ish. Ooo! Maybe he’s been replaced by Danny Rand! Or T’Challa! Or... who else has filled in for him...?
Topher: Yeah, so he's blind. ANYWAY. Wesley came over and apparently he and Warren made up stories about their break and then… compared their girlfriends to each other. Seriously? I don't know who that other guy's dating, but she probably… uh, loses. Because Karla's, uh, really nice. Yeah.
Karla went around offering people warming spells. Ender asked her what was up, and they made plans to exchange gifts. And they talked about how Ben has an action figure. HOLY CRAP, HE DOES? DUDE. I WANT ONE. RIGHT NOW.
Surreal threw cookies at Karla's head. *snickering* Um, I have no comment about that at all. None. Loki asked her whether she had been ordered to offer people spells as punishment for something, but Karla said she was just nice like that.
And Surreal was hanging out and Cassidy offered her chocolate. How caring.
Alex punched Loki in the face... because he’s Loki. And then Cable was like, ‘no, get off.’ True story. Herc asked what was up with the fighting, which is a good question, and Loki was like, ‘nah, I’m not important.’ Except he’s the god of mischief. Some other note totally said that. And Kenzi cheered them on. Yup.
Deadpool: WHY DID I NOT HAVE A CAMERA FOR THAT?
Topher: ...life is hard.
Anyway. Dorothy was charmed by Pinkie and they talked about what their home worlds are like. Then Dorothy ran into Surreal with her dog and played with some magic light thing. And then K-Mart told Dorothy that her dog was... I’m not saying that word. She liked the dog, though.
OKAY. Is that it? Are we done?
Deadpool: Yes, you can go flee to have crushes on aaaall the guys from Marvel.
*muffled squeaking, then a door opening and closing and fleeing footsteps in the distance*
Deadpool: That was fun!
...
Fine, be that way. I don't need your love! I don't need anyone! Except for these notes. And that rum. Maybe my swords...
Over in town, at the causeway some chick named Anna fell out of thin air. And was very confused. Welcome to Fandom, Anna! Also at that causeway, another chick named Cassie arrived. Less with the falling, more with the walking. Booo, fall more!
Cafe Luke's was set up for the New Year, but Bod was having none of it. And I can't say I blame him. 2012 is the end of days. Again. Over at Groovy Tunes, Seifer was setting stuff up for the newbies when Petra stopped by for a job. A smell a sitcooooom! At the Fish'n'Bait shop, Jon was feeding things. Which makes me concerned that this will turn into a SyFy original movie with killer fish. Poorly CGIed killer fish at that. So, here's a warning, Jon. No killer fish. There, I said it, it's done.
At the Trooper station, Audrey was giving a report about something. Maybe a noise complaint. Let's go with that! At the Arms Hotel, Mary of the fabulous rack was putting out sparkling juice for the New Year. That's no celebration! Break out the bubbly! At Triple D's, Kenzi was busy welcoming the newbies. Oh, that's just not right. iCarley filming was going on in the park for reasons beyond me. Where Freddie and Sam got into that old 'my family is weirder' argument! Well. Kids? Summers clan wins, yo. Deal with that time travely, cosmic entity, possessed by Poccy, clone filled saga. Carley announced to the world that Sam and Freddie liked each other, thus ending the ball of UST those kids had been throwing back and forth since they arrived on the island. Thank god. I was getting hives from it all. Almost as bad as Skywalker's grandkid. Oh, and Jack Carter showed up to fail at US history. Son, I are disappoint.
Topher: Okay! There’s no need for shoving! Or, um. Eating my shoes! None of that! I thought I told you guys, I don’t like -- ugh. Whyyyyy?
Deadpool: ...why is there a small Whedon-flavoured kid in my radio booth? I didn’t order this! Sirs! Siiiirs!
Topher: ...well, that was unnecessary.
Deadpool: And so’s your face. But I’m not complaining about that.
Topher: So... can I leave, or...?
*angry chittering*
Deadpool: Don’t anger them, kid. You wouldn’t like them when they’re angry. Especially that quiet, unassuming one who is attempting to hitchhike to sad, sad music. Just in case no one has eyes or lives in a cave... there was a picnic today. Where people could also meet their brand new siblings! I hope you all didn't get sucky ones! Anna and Tara were paired together and there was the whole 'I'm not supposed to be here!' thing and then 'It happens!' and then 'Makeout!' But that could just be me adding my own artistic flair to the scene. Jace got a super annoyed Natalie and then there was talk of gremlins in a microwave. You know, I like how this kid thinks. Darcy handled the weirdness well enough once Luke let her know that we don't have math classes. Because Reed Richards left to be with Jessica Alba. Dorothy met up with Annie and they were super-duper excited and there was talk of Oz. Wait. Wait. Does this mean I get to call Annie a friend of Dorothy?
Topher: ...I don’t get it.
Deadpool: Because you’re one of ‘em?
Rebecca was soooo not into the room sharing, but her sibling Lex let her know that she can switch in a month. Boo, no fun. Matt---ahahahahahahahaha--met up with Hanna and took everything in stride. With blind justice. Britta didn't buy any of Richie's reasons that Fandom is weird. Wait until she meets Pinkie Pie, I guess. Loki--seriously? Dude claimed to be my dad one time and gave me an indestructable Tom Cruise face. Still not the weirdest thing to happen to me, though--anyway, Loki met his sibling Bruce. And then they had ice cream. With chaos sprinkles. Anakin 2.0 was concerned the Skywalkers would hate him, but Rinoa was all 'No, they're just crazy.' True story. Our buddy Topher here made Stacey very confused by talking about the new island and various other things. Topher, you're the worst.
Topher: Am not! I was helping!
Deadpool: The. Worst.
Topher: Nuh-uh!
Deadpool: People also got roommates. Not herpes like this misleading note made me think. Anna told Stacey that she didn't have any stuff, but Stacey told Anna should could borrow her stuff, and then they talked about stuff. I like that word. Jace wasn't into the roommate thing, but Toby was okay with it only if Jace didn't steal his shoes. Well, Toby. Now he's gonna steal your shoes. Elle was all kinds of confused that Darcey was only here for bad grades. It happens in places where they actually grade people, you know. Not here! Anakin 2.0 and William met up and there was muttering. I'm not sure how this factors in, but mutter away, kids. Just use protection. Cassie met Simon and was all 'I'm a witch!' and he was all '...' Like you do. Rebecca decided she was switching rooms away from Matt already, but that's only because she can sense his track record with the ladies. Britta was judged like a judgey thing that judges by Susan over her being kicked out of an Anarchist group back home. Was she too mainstream? Loki confirmed he was a god to Dorothy, and then they talked pets. That's... so disturbing.
Topher: ...it is?
Deadpool: You clearly haven’t heard about Loki before. What with all his getting people killed and all.
Topher: ...he let me play with his phone...
Deadpool: A phone of the damned?
Topher: No! It says Tony’s name on it! It’s cool!
Deadpool: ...yeah, that’s a damned phone. There were also some teachers hangin' out. Some damn, dirty hippie named met Pinkie Pie and learned that computers are everywhere. Cindy informed him that she might murder him over coffee. Well... coffee. I can see it. Zoe also said hi to Dean to learn he's the new art teacher. Art is for hippies. HIPPIES. I met Electroclash and there was much meta banter than made sense only to me! Hercules also checked in with her as a teaching buddy, and discussed the bar scene here. Two. There are two. Jeff and Jaime met up and I have this urge to duct tape someone to a tree...
After creampuffs, Tyrion and Alistair talked about how he has to teach with Morrigan. For the UST. Electroclash, ignorant of that UST, bantered with Alistair. Oh, love triangles. I hate them so. Zayne let Tyrion know they both have y's in their names. Oh, and something about teaching. I dunno, I didn't pay attention. Jamie was all helpful with settling Scott in, while I just cackled. Because. C'mon. Zoe let Anakin 1.0 know that she was glad he didn't make any of the kids cry on the bus. Dude. Work harder next time. I told him about Scott being here and how he totally wants to nail Wolverine. It's the next logical step. Jaye hugged Anakin 1.0 and denied every being gone and there was talk of former students being teachers. Luke talked to Anakin 1.0 about how he tried to overthrow the gods, but that was too mainstream. So, here's here again. And, finally, Jaye and Jamie talked about how they managed to get jobs here. Hey. I'm the VP, guys. They have super low standards.
Topher: So are you pretty much gonna just read all of these? ‘Cause I can go. Seriously.
Deadpool: Take it like a man, whiny kid.
Topher: Okay! Well! I will... read these notes, then! So there was this picnic, right, and people were hanging out and whatever, and this one girl, Anna wasn’t wearing any shoes. Raven asked her what was up and Anna said she didn’t come here on purpose, and then Butters was all, ‘Why aren’t you wearing any shoes?’, and then Wesley asked if he could help her out. Probably finding shoes. It’s really cold out. So. Then Karla offered to do a spell for her, and Anna was... not happy about that offer. Yeah. That is... not shocking news. And then Loki told her people would annoy her less if she was wearing shoes, and then talked about how pointless school is for both of them. Sounds like a fun chat. Oh, and then Kenzi tried to sell her a map. That’s... thoughtful.
This guy Jace was hanging out sort of off to the side. Some girl named Rebecca came over and just sort of complained about things. She sounds like a great person. Really upbeat. Stacey came over to talk to him too, and then Karla sort of yelled at him even though they’d never met. Yeaaaah. No comment.
Deadpool: At least I just laugh at people I’ve never met. Sometimes threaten.
Topher: Over somewhere else, Luke met Loki, and they talked about this one teacher’s bad fashion sense.
...but not yours, I’m sure.
Deadpool: Damn right.
Topher: Kenzi tried to sell Darcy a map and talk about gremlins. Darcy was sorta dubious. She’ll learn.
That Rude Vegetarian Girl thought she was hallucinating the pink pony who’s my teacher now, but then some other chick saw her and kind of screamed and ran away. That is... yeah. Okay.
Kate but probably not the one who doesn’t go here anymore wanted to know why Toby hasn’t caused any scandals in Student Council yet. Uh, okay. Mercy</> and Toby talked about their vacations, and are excited to be back in school -- why? That’s lame. And then Kenzi offered Toby a map, but then Toby asked her to be his... what does that say? ‘Personal tour guide’?
...I need to go throw up now. Gross.
Deadpool: Kinky roleplay has no place in this RPG!
Topher: ...what?
Deadpool: Noooothing.
Topher: Mercy talked to Kate about her vacation and how it was... ‘not as awkward as she expected.’ Uh, sure.
Blysse and Blind Seer -- okay, I have no idea who those people are -- met Loki and Ikol, and learned that Loki is... a god of mischief. Huh. Check that out. Mercy and Blysse talked about holidays and... hunting opportunities? That sounds super fun! That was sarcasm. In case no one caught it.
Guy Sam told Mercy he was going to knit her a sweater and it’s gonna be pink and glittery, because he just loves knitting. Yeah. I will... keep an eye out for that sweater. Totally. And then Natalie told Sam she got him a present. Which I’m sure will be awesome. Because Natalie’s cool. Yup.
Kate complimented Percy’s puppy, who kind of looks like she can eat your face, and then suggested that he make her wear clothes. Yeah, that sounds like a great plan. Then Luke came over and either fought or -- I’m not reading that word, that’s stupid. And then Percy met Loki and was apparently not impressed. Why? He has a cool phone! He’s awesome!
Deadpool: He’s gonna eat your soooooooul.
Topher: No, he’s not! He’s cool!
Deadpool: SOUL!
Topher: Quinn talked to Nathan about the holidays and talked about how elves aren’t creepy. Uh, they’re totally creepy. Don’t even. Britta, whose name is stupid, got him to light her cigarette for her or something and they introduced themselves. And Caroline told him he smelled. She sounds great.
Mercy met Matt and offered to help him out. Fascinating news item right there.
Chuck was... somewhere. Hanna talked to him about food and her vacation, which I’m sure was really awesome. Yeah. Dan-er-is came over to talk about bad movies with him, but apparently she hasn’t seen any, so, you know. Billy wanted to know why the picnic was outside. It’s a good question. Yeah.
...Billy’s awesome.
Deadpool: ...I see what you’re doin’ there. Oh, I see.
Topher: Huh?
Deadpool: Go find some glitter. That’ll help you out.
Topher: I don’t get it.
Ender was back, and so was Ben but he’s not really in this section, and he and Tony made fun of how Ben thinks Ender’s height is unfair.
Uh. I mean, they said nice things about Ben. Really nice things.
...sorry, guys.
Gabrielle talked to Ender about how young the new kids are. It’s true. They’re pretty young. Then Ben, who I guess is in this section, was all ‘OMG MY COUSIN IS HERE’ and Ender was like, ‘you’re shorter than me.’ I guess that helped or something. Cassidy was glad Ender was back and said she wants to go on a relaxing vacation, which if she’s trying to get an invite to his place is probably not a good idea. There are things that bite you there. YEAH.
Okay whew this page is done. YOUR TURN.
Deadpool: Peter got his lurk on, watching all the newbies. When, who should cross his path? Loki! Oh, I hear ominous thunder already. Jim checked that he still had a room and Peter hadn't tossed out all his stuff. Topher here whined about having a sibling and was told to not look at her chest. Oddly good advice. Rebecca threw herself at Peter and his French-ness, but no word on if this worked. And Kenzi wanted Peter to give her some newbies to give coupons to. Which concerns me for some reason. Rebecca was offered a warming spell by Karla, but the notes say it went downhill from there.
Topher: ...someone threw herself at Peter? Why?
Deadpool: She’s like Matt that way, I think.
Topher: Huh?
Deadpool: Cara McPunchy was her usual cheerful self when she got bumped into by Matt. Because he's blind. Worst pick up line ever. Surreal also talked to Cara, possibly with more luck as they discussed sweets. Quinn and Rebecca had a queen bee fight in that girl 'I'm not insulting you, but I am' way. Matt continued to try to pick up chicks as he bumped into Juliet, but she was totally into it. Britta was eating veggies at the table, being too cool for school. But not too school for cool. When Matt continued to hit on chicks with his blindness and was told about all the things he could do with a single room. Oh, Britta. You're gonna die now. True story. Britta and Topher got into a snit over chickens and vegetables and I have my money on Britta. Sorry, kid.
Topher: HEY!
Deadpool: She’s scrappy. Anakin 2.0 had a pile of food and more people talking to him than you can shake a stick at. Ben gave him the awkward family talk. Maybe to make sure he doesn't date a cousin. Mercy thought he was a de-aged Anakin 1.0, but his hair sucks, sooo... no. Cassidy helped out with picking what to eat first, suggesting he ditch the quiche. Topher continued to be the worst person ever by bugging him about mind reading and the holonet. Loki got his Loki on while talking to poor Billy. And moreso when Kenzi tried to sell him a map before offering to exchange his money for him. Sure, if you like being cursed with something crappy. Loki also demanded Topher fix his phone. Don't dooooo iiiiiiit.
Topher: …but it’s cool! It says Stark on it!
Deadpool: Gabrielle talked to Matt about how she's from the past and then she also died. Damn it, Matt. Damn it. Hanna and Mercy discussed their holidays, as you do. Also catching up? Caroline and Mercy and Simon and Mercy. Cassie and Deborah chatted about being in exile or something. Exile. I wanna be in exile. Tara and Gabrielle feel all old at people, talking about when they were young and naive. Billy let her know that it was only okay as long as she doesn't treat the newbies like babies.
Topher: That’s Billy! Being all... ethical!
So then Dan— Dan– Dan-er-is? -- was chilling by the fire with her dragons. And Loki, Karla and Lion-O came to talk to the dragons. So. That sounds like a party, right there.
Katniss was eating and watching people, and Wesley came by to be all injured. And then he told her he was in a 'minor explosion.' Which kinda sounds like fun. Explosions are cool.
…don't judge me.
Deadpool: Tooooo laaa~aaate!
Topher: Ugh. Okay. Puck wasn't wearing a shirt. Quinn was being a girl about it. Rebecca too.
So mature, guys.
Billy was eating stuff and then I went over to talk about break and we said we were gonna hang out this week. Um, so that'll be cool. Yeah.
And Mercy told him he was eating too much. Seriously? Is she his mom?
Ben was eating less than usual. It's weird that you guys know that, you know.
*chittering*
Tony asked what was wrong, and Ben told him all about his cousin who's here now. I brought him sunscreen, 'cause I'm a nice person, and we talked about our new classes and how much they suck. And Karla came over and sort of insulted Ben a lot. Um. I mean, she was perfectly nice to him and probably brought joy to his day. Yes.
…don't kill me.
Karla offered Dorothy and Toto a warming spell. Dorothy and Toto? Seriously? Like in that movie? What? Then Elphaba, who's green and stuff, came over and I guess there was an awkward encounter or something. Yeah.
Kenzi was selling maps and coupons. I've never used them, but isn't the point of coupons that you get them for free? Ryan questioned the accuracy of both -- *cough* which was probably smart of her *cough* -- and Anakin The Kid wanted to know what the point of them was.
Warren was around, and Karla was trying to get him to take his shirt off. Don't do it, Warren! I believe in you! Matt apparently struggled to not bump into him, which… dude, I'm not even that clumsy, mmkay?
*chittering*
Ooh. Awkward.
Deadpool: He’s blind-ish. Ooo! Maybe he’s been replaced by Danny Rand! Or T’Challa! Or... who else has filled in for him...?
Topher: Yeah, so he's blind. ANYWAY. Wesley came over and apparently he and Warren made up stories about their break and then… compared their girlfriends to each other. Seriously? I don't know who that other guy's dating, but she probably… uh, loses. Because Karla's, uh, really nice. Yeah.
Karla went around offering people warming spells. Ender asked her what was up, and they made plans to exchange gifts. And they talked about how Ben has an action figure. HOLY CRAP, HE DOES? DUDE. I WANT ONE. RIGHT NOW.
Surreal threw cookies at Karla's head. *snickering* Um, I have no comment about that at all. None. Loki asked her whether she had been ordered to offer people spells as punishment for something, but Karla said she was just nice like that.
And Surreal was hanging out and Cassidy offered her chocolate. How caring.
Alex punched Loki in the face... because he’s Loki. And then Cable was like, ‘no, get off.’ True story. Herc asked what was up with the fighting, which is a good question, and Loki was like, ‘nah, I’m not important.’ Except he’s the god of mischief. Some other note totally said that. And Kenzi cheered them on. Yup.
Deadpool: WHY DID I NOT HAVE A CAMERA FOR THAT?
Topher: ...life is hard.
Anyway. Dorothy was charmed by Pinkie and they talked about what their home worlds are like. Then Dorothy ran into Surreal with her dog and played with some magic light thing. And then K-Mart told Dorothy that her dog was... I’m not saying that word. She liked the dog, though.
OKAY. Is that it? Are we done?
Deadpool: Yes, you can go flee to have crushes on aaaall the guys from Marvel.
*muffled squeaking, then a door opening and closing and fleeing footsteps in the distance*
Deadpool: That was fun!
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Well, okay, someone had. But still. Peter eyed the radio from his comfortable bed. "You are not going to ask me questions about this."
At which point he realised that talking to the radio now that he had a roommate again was probably a bad idea, so he shut up.
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"Great. Now that he's said it, it will happen."