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fandom_radio2011-12-10 10:31 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday Morning
Well, well, well. How the hell did all of you squirrels even do this? I mean, it doesn't make all that much sense that you care more about the radio than your own personal safety.
...
Oh, you're just dedicated journalists. I can support that as long as you don't end up working for TMZ if we survive aaaaaall this.
Let's do this then. Over at the school, we have classes being cancelled because who really was planning to teach during all this? C'mon, folks. The library was filled with industrious folks doing research. Or looking for poorly written books about vampires. Topher and Billy chatted about all these new folks and mutants. If they're new X-Men, I am severely disappointed in Scottie, man. Ender is busy camped out in the corner. Possibly being filled with issues and UST. This apparently attracts chicks bringing him drinks. Like Kenzi and Emma Lite. Also getting checked on was that Limey who was all distraught that Kenzi brought food by the books. It's chaos there, I tell you.
By the north gate of the school, we have Francine and Stark (without the mustache or alcoholism) handing out sweetsto everyone. Katchoo showed up for food and weapons and was confused with Francine about why Stark would ice the cupcakes with horseradish frosting. Because he's evil. Like the host of that show. God, I just want to strangle his smug neck. At least he doesn't exist anymore. Natalie showed up to and got the 'WHY IS THERE HORSERADISH' lecture about using them for eating instead of shoving at those wacky Auditors. Arthur showed up and was all dubious about this food fight thing. Because he has no faith in the power of love. Or something. I mighta just made that up. And there was that evil Stark with his cupcakes of horror too. Just in case people thought I was making this crap up. Chloe wanted to know what worked best, and it was decided on chocolate. I woulda gone with a lemoncurd. Nice and understated.
Over in town, we have our new buddies the Auditors goin' a lil' crazy as one of them decides he's in charge and axes someone for questioning him. With an actual ax. I kinda like his style. The Gig and Angelica--seriously? She's going by that? The code-name was so much cooler--anyway, they disappeared with the whole dark, ominous clouds.
*door opening*
Ender: What-- … you’ve turned the PA into a radio station...?
*chittering*
Deadpool: It’s to keep up morale! Or because they have nowhere else to go. Don’t you dare make them cry, Wiggin. Not even your bland good looks and vaguely traumatized charm can save you if you do.
Ender: I don’t care. I have better things to do, so let’s just do this and go.
Deadpool: You have no sense of fun in an environment of overwhelming depression and loss.
Ender: Thanks.
Deadpool: Aw, I can’t stay mad at this kid. It’s like kicking an emotionally stunted puppy! The force-field failed! And a shit ton of people got themselves disappeared like this is that horrible Onslaught story line all over again. We can't do it, people! We don't have Franklin Richards around for it!
Deadpool: Jon and Zayne somehow managed to survive with a mix of fast running and luck. And something about a turtle.
And that kooky force field failed again! Seriously, a little warning on that would have been amazing. This time, less people went and disappeared on us. Oh, and Zayne tried one of those epic movie kisses on Myria and it did not work. Next time, wait for the music to swell dramatically.
Ender: The Auditors went to war today, but I don’t think that’s news to anyone. Fighting was reported everywhere in town, as the Auditors swarmed out with their makeshift weapons. There was a change, though - for some reason, physical violence now seemed to work. Wyatt made use of this by attacking them with his sword, while Izzy backed him up with some pudding. Phoebe flung potions at them, screaming about her family, while Cole watched her back. Gwynn and Tim fought side by side, Gwynn utilizing her arrows. Bo and Kenzi also teamed up with violence and food; they claim that ‘the island’s gone’ is stranger to say than ‘I’m a pony’. I guess.
Deadpool: Being a pony was fun. I had a fluffy tail and everything.
Ender: Tony sent me pictures. That’s as close to it as I’ve gotten.
Deadpool: Was he an alcoholic pony? I bet he was. It’s a thing with him, you see. That and making decisions that tear our world apart. HOW MANY DIVORCES DID HE CAUSE WITH CIVIL WAR?
Ender: This Tony hasn’t started any civil wars as far as I know. Lay off him.
Deadpool: A bloo bloo bloo.
Ender: Claudia attacked the Auditors with her tesla weapon, though this concerned Scully. Emma assumed diamond form and looted the Kwik Stop with Jack at her side - hope you still have most of those supplies. Miss Pink tried to stop her, citing the illogic of a human made of diamond, but it’s Emma - it didn’t end well. For Miss Pink, at least. Susan put up some signs about standing that confused several Auditors, such as Miss Red, whose head exploded. River and Parker shot at them before they made a run for the school, while Kitty used her ability to phase through the Auditors to trick one, break his nose, and feed him chocolate. Nice work.
Deadpool: Did she SHORYUKEN him or not? That’s the real question here.
Ender: I have no idea what that is.
Deadpool: You make me cry, stoic kid. And not in that ‘ha-ha’ way either. You’re like a horrible, tiny Nate. That I don’t even want to punch!
Ender: Look, can we please move on and just get through these notes? We’re in the middle of a crisis, and there’s more important things to do than radio.
Deadpool: You’d think so, wouldn’t you?
Ender: Yes, I do. Billy tried to question one about their plans, but forgot the vital adage ‘talk first, shoot later’ that I hear is popular among interrogators. Alex preyed on an Auditor’s fear, and used that to beat him, then kill him.
Deadpool: By the time that force field went and failed again, the fighting was winding down. Gwynn was busy shooting flaiming at the auditors with some help from folks. Flaming arrows just sound like a band you'd find in the gay part of town. Claudia and Scully ran like running things that run when all their ammo ran out. See, this is why a melee weapon is best. Bo tossed her gun at an Auditor before kissing him to death. Wow. I never thought I'd get to say that seriously. Bo, you and your breasts have earned a place of honor in my books. Savannah gave Angela a gun and a lesson on how to use it. Point at other people. Squeeze, don't pull. Also, the safety needs to not be on to shoot folks. There, now all of you know.
Ender: I’m sure the Vice Principal will be happy to teach you come next semester, but that’s not relevant right now.
Deadpool: Even Jan knows all those things, people. Do you want a four year old to have better gun safety knowledge than you?
Ender: I don’t think your daughter is a normal four-year-old kid, Deadpool.
Deadpool: Because she’s more awesome. Deal with it. You all should just be glad I have a supply of juice boxes and snacks for her or else there would be screaming going on here. Karla demanded whipped cream from Decibel or whatever he's callin' himself now since she saved his guitar somehow. Also, she's kinda vicious in this fight. And this is coming from me here. Jack got Bruce Wayned when his gun was taken away and taken apart. BRUCE, NOOOOOOOOO! But they moved onto manly posturing while giving Auditors candy. I want a candy gun now. Cindy was ripping up lamp posts and smacking folks with it before she got disappeared. But what about the lamp post! Ronan was being a wimp until he used magic to feel better while the rest of us just have a healing factor implanted in them by shady government groups. Then he and Isabel ran off for the dorms.
Ender: After the forcefield went back up, the battlefield contained just a few hundred more Auditors. Hercules attacked the Auditors, claiming each casualty for a friend or a relative. Professor Perrault came by to back him up, and they racked up the numbers. Wesley attacked the Auditors alongside Karla. She was wearing a feather in her hair, and he correctly guessed that it was Warren’s. I’m sorry, Karla. Karla, as it turns out, was saved by Warren - shortly before the forcefield fell and took him. Miss Indigo was displeased with her body, especially after Wesley killed it. Likewise, Claudia used her tesla grenade to great effect, but once it was wasted, she decided to make a run for the dorms along with Scully. Ronan and Isabel also fought back to back, especially after Isabel had talked him back into the fight. There were jokes, and it seems like they both came back alive. Karla came back with rocks, which as it turned out, worked - as did her Craft.
Deadpool: I hear a good stabbing works too.
Ender: I think someone tried that.
Deadpool: I know I did!
Ender: Thanks for your dedication. Over in the dorms, Kenzi watched the fight from the rooftops. Jon came by to theorize about how much longer the island would stick around. Jaina also kept watch, but from the first floor. Jack wished for sleep as he came in, and complained that Bruce had taken his gun. Jono volunteered to help him start a sleeping club. Jono and Jaina put their chips on Fandom crazy to save the day.
Natalie gained her own raincloud to mirror her feelings. Mercy checked the school’s perimeter, and then Billy turned up to back her up. Unfortunately, the forcefield moved in and took her, though she saved him. We also lost Claudia while she was experimenting with the forcefield. Please don’t go out and try to mess with the forcefield, everyone. It hasn’t ended well so far. Lex turned into an otter - someone should go out and find him.
Deadpool: Isn’t there a saying about letting sleeping otters lie?
Ender: I’m pretty sure that’s dogs. But it’s really not important. What is important is that we keep working. We don’t have much time left - we will find a solution to this tomorrow.
Deadpool: Hold on, hold on.
Ender: What?
Deadpool: ...nooow, you can give that speech.
*music starts*
Ender: I don’t have a speech. That’s it. We’re going back to work, and we’re going to do this.
*door slamming*
...
Oh, you're just dedicated journalists. I can support that as long as you don't end up working for TMZ if we survive aaaaaall this.
Let's do this then. Over at the school, we have classes being cancelled because who really was planning to teach during all this? C'mon, folks. The library was filled with industrious folks doing research. Or looking for poorly written books about vampires. Topher and Billy chatted about all these new folks and mutants. If they're new X-Men, I am severely disappointed in Scottie, man. Ender is busy camped out in the corner. Possibly being filled with issues and UST. This apparently attracts chicks bringing him drinks. Like Kenzi and Emma Lite. Also getting checked on was that Limey who was all distraught that Kenzi brought food by the books. It's chaos there, I tell you.
By the north gate of the school, we have Francine and Stark (without the mustache or alcoholism) handing out sweetsto everyone. Katchoo showed up for food and weapons and was confused with Francine about why Stark would ice the cupcakes with horseradish frosting. Because he's evil. Like the host of that show. God, I just want to strangle his smug neck. At least he doesn't exist anymore. Natalie showed up to and got the 'WHY IS THERE HORSERADISH' lecture about using them for eating instead of shoving at those wacky Auditors. Arthur showed up and was all dubious about this food fight thing. Because he has no faith in the power of love. Or something. I mighta just made that up. And there was that evil Stark with his cupcakes of horror too. Just in case people thought I was making this crap up. Chloe wanted to know what worked best, and it was decided on chocolate. I woulda gone with a lemoncurd. Nice and understated.
Over in town, we have our new buddies the Auditors goin' a lil' crazy as one of them decides he's in charge and axes someone for questioning him. With an actual ax. I kinda like his style. The Gig and Angelica--seriously? She's going by that? The code-name was so much cooler--anyway, they disappeared with the whole dark, ominous clouds.
*door opening*
Ender: What-- … you’ve turned the PA into a radio station...?
*chittering*
Deadpool: It’s to keep up morale! Or because they have nowhere else to go. Don’t you dare make them cry, Wiggin. Not even your bland good looks and vaguely traumatized charm can save you if you do.
Ender: I don’t care. I have better things to do, so let’s just do this and go.
Deadpool: You have no sense of fun in an environment of overwhelming depression and loss.
Ender: Thanks.
Deadpool: Aw, I can’t stay mad at this kid. It’s like kicking an emotionally stunted puppy! The force-field failed! And a shit ton of people got themselves disappeared like this is that horrible Onslaught story line all over again. We can't do it, people! We don't have Franklin Richards around for it!
Deadpool: Jon and Zayne somehow managed to survive with a mix of fast running and luck. And something about a turtle.
And that kooky force field failed again! Seriously, a little warning on that would have been amazing. This time, less people went and disappeared on us. Oh, and Zayne tried one of those epic movie kisses on Myria and it did not work. Next time, wait for the music to swell dramatically.
Ender: The Auditors went to war today, but I don’t think that’s news to anyone. Fighting was reported everywhere in town, as the Auditors swarmed out with their makeshift weapons. There was a change, though - for some reason, physical violence now seemed to work. Wyatt made use of this by attacking them with his sword, while Izzy backed him up with some pudding. Phoebe flung potions at them, screaming about her family, while Cole watched her back. Gwynn and Tim fought side by side, Gwynn utilizing her arrows. Bo and Kenzi also teamed up with violence and food; they claim that ‘the island’s gone’ is stranger to say than ‘I’m a pony’. I guess.
Deadpool: Being a pony was fun. I had a fluffy tail and everything.
Ender: Tony sent me pictures. That’s as close to it as I’ve gotten.
Deadpool: Was he an alcoholic pony? I bet he was. It’s a thing with him, you see. That and making decisions that tear our world apart. HOW MANY DIVORCES DID HE CAUSE WITH CIVIL WAR?
Ender: This Tony hasn’t started any civil wars as far as I know. Lay off him.
Deadpool: A bloo bloo bloo.
Ender: Claudia attacked the Auditors with her tesla weapon, though this concerned Scully. Emma assumed diamond form and looted the Kwik Stop with Jack at her side - hope you still have most of those supplies. Miss Pink tried to stop her, citing the illogic of a human made of diamond, but it’s Emma - it didn’t end well. For Miss Pink, at least. Susan put up some signs about standing that confused several Auditors, such as Miss Red, whose head exploded. River and Parker shot at them before they made a run for the school, while Kitty used her ability to phase through the Auditors to trick one, break his nose, and feed him chocolate. Nice work.
Deadpool: Did she SHORYUKEN him or not? That’s the real question here.
Ender: I have no idea what that is.
Deadpool: You make me cry, stoic kid. And not in that ‘ha-ha’ way either. You’re like a horrible, tiny Nate. That I don’t even want to punch!
Ender: Look, can we please move on and just get through these notes? We’re in the middle of a crisis, and there’s more important things to do than radio.
Deadpool: You’d think so, wouldn’t you?
Ender: Yes, I do. Billy tried to question one about their plans, but forgot the vital adage ‘talk first, shoot later’ that I hear is popular among interrogators. Alex preyed on an Auditor’s fear, and used that to beat him, then kill him.
Deadpool: By the time that force field went and failed again, the fighting was winding down. Gwynn was busy shooting flaiming at the auditors with some help from folks. Flaming arrows just sound like a band you'd find in the gay part of town. Claudia and Scully ran like running things that run when all their ammo ran out. See, this is why a melee weapon is best. Bo tossed her gun at an Auditor before kissing him to death. Wow. I never thought I'd get to say that seriously. Bo, you and your breasts have earned a place of honor in my books. Savannah gave Angela a gun and a lesson on how to use it. Point at other people. Squeeze, don't pull. Also, the safety needs to not be on to shoot folks. There, now all of you know.
Ender: I’m sure the Vice Principal will be happy to teach you come next semester, but that’s not relevant right now.
Deadpool: Even Jan knows all those things, people. Do you want a four year old to have better gun safety knowledge than you?
Ender: I don’t think your daughter is a normal four-year-old kid, Deadpool.
Deadpool: Because she’s more awesome. Deal with it. You all should just be glad I have a supply of juice boxes and snacks for her or else there would be screaming going on here. Karla demanded whipped cream from Decibel or whatever he's callin' himself now since she saved his guitar somehow. Also, she's kinda vicious in this fight. And this is coming from me here. Jack got Bruce Wayned when his gun was taken away and taken apart. BRUCE, NOOOOOOOOO! But they moved onto manly posturing while giving Auditors candy. I want a candy gun now. Cindy was ripping up lamp posts and smacking folks with it before she got disappeared. But what about the lamp post! Ronan was being a wimp until he used magic to feel better while the rest of us just have a healing factor implanted in them by shady government groups. Then he and Isabel ran off for the dorms.
Ender: After the forcefield went back up, the battlefield contained just a few hundred more Auditors. Hercules attacked the Auditors, claiming each casualty for a friend or a relative. Professor Perrault came by to back him up, and they racked up the numbers. Wesley attacked the Auditors alongside Karla. She was wearing a feather in her hair, and he correctly guessed that it was Warren’s. I’m sorry, Karla. Karla, as it turns out, was saved by Warren - shortly before the forcefield fell and took him. Miss Indigo was displeased with her body, especially after Wesley killed it. Likewise, Claudia used her tesla grenade to great effect, but once it was wasted, she decided to make a run for the dorms along with Scully. Ronan and Isabel also fought back to back, especially after Isabel had talked him back into the fight. There were jokes, and it seems like they both came back alive. Karla came back with rocks, which as it turned out, worked - as did her Craft.
Deadpool: I hear a good stabbing works too.
Ender: I think someone tried that.
Deadpool: I know I did!
Ender: Thanks for your dedication. Over in the dorms, Kenzi watched the fight from the rooftops. Jon came by to theorize about how much longer the island would stick around. Jaina also kept watch, but from the first floor. Jack wished for sleep as he came in, and complained that Bruce had taken his gun. Jono volunteered to help him start a sleeping club. Jono and Jaina put their chips on Fandom crazy to save the day.
Natalie gained her own raincloud to mirror her feelings. Mercy checked the school’s perimeter, and then Billy turned up to back her up. Unfortunately, the forcefield moved in and took her, though she saved him. We also lost Claudia while she was experimenting with the forcefield. Please don’t go out and try to mess with the forcefield, everyone. It hasn’t ended well so far. Lex turned into an otter - someone should go out and find him.
Deadpool: Isn’t there a saying about letting sleeping otters lie?
Ender: I’m pretty sure that’s dogs. But it’s really not important. What is important is that we keep working. We don’t have much time left - we will find a solution to this tomorrow.
Deadpool: Hold on, hold on.
Ender: What?
Deadpool: ...nooow, you can give that speech.
*music starts*
Ender: I don’t have a speech. That’s it. We’re going back to work, and we’re going to do this.
*door slamming*
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"Decibel?" ... "I kind of like that, actually."
Yes. After all this, the codename was what he was taking out of this. Thank you, Deadpool.