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Pirate Radio [Friday, October 14, 2011]
Good morning, all three o' ye still in Fandom 'n everyone else who is up in Canada allegedly having fun without us. I have me doubts. I have me doubts. Here's what ye were up to yesterday!
Over at the school, Acting Principal Jamie Madrox was overseeing some renovations of teachers' offices. I'm sure that's a fine idea 'n not one that will explode like an unclean pistol!
*snickering*
Even the squirrels aren't betting on that, and they bet on everything. Not a good sign, savvy?
And in other news of the island, Fraser happily did paperwork at MHA. I will assume that was after he'd been bitten by a gremlin because no one should be happy doin' paperwork.
And now for Canada, where our special correspondent has returned wearin' quite the fetching hat. Peter 'n Sam's who's a boy were in their respective rooms yesterday morning, while Ender, Bruce, and Kate went to the spa--well, the gym portions of it, anyway--Tyrion, Chuck and Simon spent time in the lobby and Bart wandered the grounds before everyone headed over for their morning of doing good. Or slacking off. I prefer the last option meself. Many, many people learned t' tile. Marshall 'n Scully wondered if they were going to get to use power tools, Quinn tried to rope Bruce into gorilla-sitting--not a euphemism, I'm told--and Stephanie 'n Tony discussed his brilliant decision t' wax his legs while Natalie confronted Annie about callin' her a dirty, dirty skank on the radio. As ye all know, if it's said on the radio, it's totally true, though it must be noted that I have not met the lovely Natalie who might be able to hurt me. Elsewhere, as people laid carpet, Kenzi pointed out that Chuck had hurt himself. Over where people painted, Rilla squealed about how cute the gorilla who's usually Puck was, and Wesley introduced Quinn to Katniss who is normally not a bird. Rilla got Kenzi t' babysit Jims for her today, and then there was lunch! Ender 'n Tara compared this trip t' previous breaks 'n decided that this wasn't bad, but Hawaii was very, very pretty.
That afternoon in the city, Ender 'n Peter met up for some brotherly chatting about Ender's personal life over coffee, and then all of you got ready for--
*chittering*
Fish kissing? Really? There really isn't much to do in Canada, is there? Before we get t' that part, we get to report about Bart not understandin' the concept of "relaxing" and get taught about it a bit by his temporary roommate Wesley, and Annie taking a shower. I'm not going to ask why the squirrels know about that. Lion-O enjoyed bacon-wrapped-scallops fer dinner and no one brought me any, and a bunch of ye spent time down around the lobby fireplace. Sam who's a boy learned from Natalie that Annie liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes him, Kenzi confronted Seifer about his walk o' shame, Scully tried to borrow the coffee table Bart was using for his hot chocolate for her laptop, and Karla chased Rilla with a codfish.
This will not be the last time you hear about codfish today. Jake had one at his table at the Duke of Duckworth pub, and it naturally drew some attention. Warren asked about it and learned that you can become an honorary Newfoundlander by kissing it while wearing a big yellow hat. This seems, pardon the pun, a bit fishy t' me. Karla agreed with me, thinking that this was the start of a tale that ends with someone in a bathtub full o' ice and no kidney. Gabrielle, Hercules, Anakin, Angelica, Karla, Billy, Kenzi and Bo all have various fish experiences--I'm assuming fer me own entertainment that each of ye kissed a fish--and Jake assured Bart that he could come into the pub.
Ben and Tony avoid fish-kissing in favor of drinking beer and talking about the radio--aww, I do so love t' hear from the fans!--and Tony refused t' confirm to Topher the new rumors about Ben and Ender being some manner of namesmush now. Bruce 'n Kate were out elsewhere on the town where they talked about how none of the bars in St. John's had a zombie band, and that was a good thing. Speaking of zombies playin' music, Dolf 'n Bart attended a dinner theater production of Simon & Garfunkel, and Hanna-with-no-H, Ryan-who's-a-girl and Bart-who's-everywhere attended the showing of a Disneynature movie about the ocean, which both Ryan 'n Hanna had expected t' be animated. I have on good authority that not everything Disney produces is animated!
And finally, Bart 'n Dave experienced Art--capital A--through some maner of naked bather at a Festival of Dance. I demand ye all ask them more about that!
As fer me, I'm going back t' bed, since it's obvious ye won't miss me.
Over at the school, Acting Principal Jamie Madrox was overseeing some renovations of teachers' offices. I'm sure that's a fine idea 'n not one that will explode like an unclean pistol!
*snickering*
Even the squirrels aren't betting on that, and they bet on everything. Not a good sign, savvy?
And in other news of the island, Fraser happily did paperwork at MHA. I will assume that was after he'd been bitten by a gremlin because no one should be happy doin' paperwork.
And now for Canada, where our special correspondent has returned wearin' quite the fetching hat. Peter 'n Sam's who's a boy were in their respective rooms yesterday morning, while Ender, Bruce, and Kate went to the spa--well, the gym portions of it, anyway--Tyrion, Chuck and Simon spent time in the lobby and Bart wandered the grounds before everyone headed over for their morning of doing good. Or slacking off. I prefer the last option meself. Many, many people learned t' tile. Marshall 'n Scully wondered if they were going to get to use power tools, Quinn tried to rope Bruce into gorilla-sitting--not a euphemism, I'm told--and Stephanie 'n Tony discussed his brilliant decision t' wax his legs while Natalie confronted Annie about callin' her a dirty, dirty skank on the radio. As ye all know, if it's said on the radio, it's totally true, though it must be noted that I have not met the lovely Natalie who might be able to hurt me. Elsewhere, as people laid carpet, Kenzi pointed out that Chuck had hurt himself. Over where people painted, Rilla squealed about how cute the gorilla who's usually Puck was, and Wesley introduced Quinn to Katniss who is normally not a bird. Rilla got Kenzi t' babysit Jims for her today, and then there was lunch! Ender 'n Tara compared this trip t' previous breaks 'n decided that this wasn't bad, but Hawaii was very, very pretty.
That afternoon in the city, Ender 'n Peter met up for some brotherly chatting about Ender's personal life over coffee, and then all of you got ready for--
*chittering*
Fish kissing? Really? There really isn't much to do in Canada, is there? Before we get t' that part, we get to report about Bart not understandin' the concept of "relaxing" and get taught about it a bit by his temporary roommate Wesley, and Annie taking a shower. I'm not going to ask why the squirrels know about that. Lion-O enjoyed bacon-wrapped-scallops fer dinner and no one brought me any, and a bunch of ye spent time down around the lobby fireplace. Sam who's a boy learned from Natalie that Annie liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes him, Kenzi confronted Seifer about his walk o' shame, Scully tried to borrow the coffee table Bart was using for his hot chocolate for her laptop, and Karla chased Rilla with a codfish.
This will not be the last time you hear about codfish today. Jake had one at his table at the Duke of Duckworth pub, and it naturally drew some attention. Warren asked about it and learned that you can become an honorary Newfoundlander by kissing it while wearing a big yellow hat. This seems, pardon the pun, a bit fishy t' me. Karla agreed with me, thinking that this was the start of a tale that ends with someone in a bathtub full o' ice and no kidney. Gabrielle, Hercules, Anakin, Angelica, Karla, Billy, Kenzi and Bo all have various fish experiences--I'm assuming fer me own entertainment that each of ye kissed a fish--and Jake assured Bart that he could come into the pub.
Ben and Tony avoid fish-kissing in favor of drinking beer and talking about the radio--aww, I do so love t' hear from the fans!--and Tony refused t' confirm to Topher the new rumors about Ben and Ender being some manner of namesmush now. Bruce 'n Kate were out elsewhere on the town where they talked about how none of the bars in St. John's had a zombie band, and that was a good thing. Speaking of zombies playin' music, Dolf 'n Bart attended a dinner theater production of Simon & Garfunkel, and Hanna-with-no-H, Ryan-who's-a-girl and Bart-who's-everywhere attended the showing of a Disneynature movie about the ocean, which both Ryan 'n Hanna had expected t' be animated. I have on good authority that not everything Disney produces is animated!
And finally, Bart 'n Dave experienced Art--capital A--through some maner of naked bather at a Festival of Dance. I demand ye all ask them more about that!
As fer me, I'm going back t' bed, since it's obvious ye won't miss me.