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Fandom Radio, Saturday August 5, 2006
Good evening fine folks of fantastic Fandom! This is John Crichton with you on this wonderful, finally not eight zillion degrees, day! Let's get right into it, shall we?
School Daze
Today's detention is run by Daisy Adiar and is attended by Alec, Cally, Walter, Tyler, Sam Winchester and Dean.
If This Dorm's A Rockin', Don't Come A Knockin'
In the fifth floor common room, Pippi is making pancakes. Mmmmm. Lana who is actually Briar flirts with Pippi, Nadia who is Hamlet has pancakes and freaks out Pippi.
Is this a joke? Another way to get John to freak out on the radio? NOT GONNA WORK, STRANGE LAND. NICE TRY. I went to therapy and I can handle changes now. I AM MEDICATED.
...
Al finds out about the mindswitching and oh, that's fine, give it a name. Giant joke on John. Fine fine! I can play that. How's this? Watch me be Aeryn!
*sounds of throat clearing*
*a very bad British/Australian accent is adopted*
Al also meet Hamlet. What the frell people, this is news? This planet bores me. Seras, who believes herself to be Zero, is looking for a mallet. That I can get behind. Weapons are the best thing ever.
*faint muttering*
Aeryn wouldn't say that, idiot. IDIOT.
*more throat clearing*
Seras also confused Al and this school is frelling insane. This planet is frelling insane. I don't know how you people have survived so long, honestly. Demyx, who thinks he is Zack, is updating Zack's computer. I'm so frelling confused. This school gives me a monumental headache of massive proportions. River, who I think is hersefl, is also there for pancakes.
Hurray pancakes. Honestly, the things that are considered news at this school are just frelling insane.
On the roof, Willow who thinks she is Nadia decides to seranade everyone. Thank you, really. That was frelling wonderful to hear so early in the morning. Angela, who is Joxer, plots with Willow who thinks she is...someone, I don't know, this school is insane, to go off some gremlins. Zack, who thinks himself Alanna, attempts to find Faithful.
Have I mentioned the insanity of this school? No wonder Jaye fits right in. Nadia, who is Hamlet, is morose and broody. Don't worry, I will be too after this broadcast comes to a frelling end. A FRELLING END. Joxer, who is Tempe, has some kind of special brownies. What's so frelling special about a frelling brownie what the frell?
*sounds of a throat clearing*
And now I shall be Rory Gilmore.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii guys! This is Rory Gilmore! Angela, who is Joxer and Joxer, who is Tempe, almost figure out something's up here but they don't. I could've! I'm smart like that! Yale here I come! Is there a Yale fight song? I'm smart!
Faithful shows up and she's looking for Alanna and man, Faithful must be one confused feline. That means cat. Feline is cat for smart people! Faithful does find Alanna but she currently thinks she's a guy. Don't go to the Sin guy!Alanna! Becky will make you sleep with one of those girls and eeeeeeeeeeeew!
Hamlet, who is now Jamie, also meets Faithful! I have a high GPA! OMGWTFBBQ!
Seras who is so totally Zero and Nadia who is someone I forget teehee sing songs! Anders tells Nadia the differences between regular ole brownies and special brownies. Special brownies are made with L-O-V-E. I'm full of squishy love! Hamlet, who is Jamie, flirts with Anders. NOT DIRTY OMGWTFBBQTRILLIAN.
Peter Parker thinks he's Walter and hey, that kinda rhymes! I'm smart and make up rhymes on the fly! Angela and Marty who think they are Willow and Joxer wake up and try to figure out what exactly is going on here.
And let's just run all these down, shall we? Yes, we shall! Jamie thinks he's Tyler and I'm totally Rory, Phoebe and Belthazor think they are each other and my last name is Gilmore. Zack thinks he's Alanna and I looooooooooove coffee! Sam thinks he's Dean and tries to cuddle with Dawn. OMG! That is sooooo not your girlfriend, boyfriend! Not really my boyfriend though. I am single like a flamingo. Nadia and Walter, who wake up thinking they're Hamlet and Angela try to also figure out what's going on.
And I'm bored now. How about I do Strange Land's bidding and impersonate someone else?
*throat clearing*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeello Fandom, this is that suave, svelte, super duper sexy machine Jack Harkness. That's right, Jack with a J that also stands for...jumping bean. I guess. Let's get on with this super sexy news.
Dean thinks he's Sam and I think you're both all right, guys. Remember, I was in Seahorse too. Rory, hi Rory you are so cute, thinks she's Jude. I haven't met you yet Jude but that sounds like a super sexy name. Briar, another sexy name, thinks he's Lana. So much pretty, oh yes. Joxer thinks he's Tempe, Demyx thinks he's Zack, Seras thinks she's Zero and promptly confused Gwynn and Janet thinks she's Broots. If you all want to swing by my room, I'd be glad to help you figure this all out. Shirtless therapy, I find, works best! Mistaken indentities or not, you all look SMASHING BABY.
Wait, no, sorry. I'm not Austin Flowers, I'm Jack Harkness. And I need a synonym for sexy!
New person, let's just do that. I AM COPING STRANGE LAND!
*throat clearing*
Oh, for real, people, this is just so damn funny that I am forgetting to laugh. Hi, it's Jaye, and I frisk random people for no reason. Also, Tempe who thinks she's Lana attempts to break into someone else's dorm room. Breaking and entering is an art, not a science, dear. Phoebe and Bel try to get Piper tp help them and I don't know if she said yes or no and hey did someone open the theatre today? Oh well.
Hamlet thinks he's Jamie, John and Aeryn are cats, WTF FELINES RORY, and they play with yarn. I knew Aeryn was furry, ha! Zero thinks she's King Dork and Bel who thinks she's Phoebe gets dirty!
In the second floor common room, Bridge watches something that is not porntastic. Ho hum. Jaye is so bored.
Dawn tells Bridge about Sam and Dean swapping bodies. Oh, how nice is that. Yummy. Go shirtless boys! Conner assures Dawn he is who he looks like! Don't believe him, Dawn! Men lie all the time and they smell like squirrels!
WTF SQUIRRELS?
*throat clearing*
Everyone? This is Sam Carter and this? Is not my fault. I so did not do this. Remember that before you're pounding on my door, okay?
Bridge tells someone named Phoebazor about the weirdness that I did not cause. Joxer who thinks he's Tempe tells Kaylee that they are not dating and I am not responsible for any breakups. Bridge tells Kaylee about Kira Ford and if Kira Ford doesn't blow stuff up, she's boring.
Blowing stuff up is fun! Anders and Kaylee talk about the bodyswap mess that I didn't cause with my cooking. Also, I'm learning how to make chicken soup. Anyone want some? Angela who thinks she's Joxer finds Kaylee. Anders asks Bridge if the Rangers are allowed to kill people. I am not responsible for that either! Al is glad that Bridge is Bridge. So am I. No singing this time! Not guilty! Anders and Al discuss cupcakes, Al and Kaylee chat, and Hamlet who thinks he's Jamie enjoys a concert. OH NO SINGING? I DID NOT DO THIS.
Tyler who thinks he's Z and Hamlet who thinks he's Jamie try to figure out what happened. Hey! I'm a scientist! I could help! Come and let me do science-y things! Bridge talks to Tyler to test his theories, Conner bounces over Kira, Conner explains Kira to Xander, Xander and Bridge talk about singing cops, and Anders learns Angela is in Joxer.
I did not cause this! I cooked nothing! I promise! If there is singing, it's just random bouts of people breaking into song! Not me!
*throat clearing*
Hi people! This is Greg Sanders! Chloe who thinks she's Marty doesn't like that Angela isn't Angela! Oh noes, guys! That's awful! I'm bouncy and full of pep! Pippi and Bridge start to talk abou the bodyswap but they get distracted and I'm a Stickbug! STICKBUGS RULE! Rory is in Broots. I never liked her anyway. She didn't like me doing radio. Bah.
My hair is cool! Rory think she's Jude. I still don't like her. Rory complains about her hair to Jamie, Tempe totally wants to lay one on Rory or whomever and hahahahaha yay girlkissy! Chloe who thinks she's Marty wants to know when Anders went back to kissing girls and OMG TMI. I don't wanna know guys!
My hair is awesome!
Joxer who thinks he's Tempe thinks Chloe, who think she's Marty, is Joxer's girlfriend. Eeeew. Well, it's not TMI, I just don't know what that means. Anders isn't happy to find out that Zack is in Demyx's body.
My hair is spiky!
Not Quite Tinsel Town
*throat clearing*
Callisto. I'm here. I'm surly. Rawr.
Alanna, who thinks she's Ranma has the morning shift while Tommy has the night shift.
Briar who thinks he's Seras goes into work at All and Sundries and meets Jane.
At Caritas, River looks at the stage. It probably looked back. How exciting. My thighs are a quiver not dirty. Cameron, who looks like that malevolent idiot John, sings solo. Awwww. And then he duets with Veronica. Kawalsky also sings. Yay. I'm so bored. There should be nakedness like in my classes. Veronica and Weevil catch up. Whoo. Again with the boring. Cally tells Veronica that detention was weird, Piper tells Veronica that Phoebe and Belthazor switched bodies, and I told Veronica...nothing. Sorry, didn't make it to Caritas today. I slept in or out or on the roof. I don't know. Cam and Kawalsky are celebrating and Veronica says hi to both of them. Awww, young love. I'm so glad Cam and K found each other. Molly is also there to celebrate and she and Charlie share a seat.
The Doctor shows Jane his house or something, Jane and River talk about food and Fandom, the Doctor and Jane meet and my doofy vampire boyfriend is a giant doof.
Bored again.
*throat clearing*
And now that Strange Land has had a taste of it's own medicine, this is John Crichton signing off!
School Daze
Today's detention is run by Daisy Adiar and is attended by Alec, Cally, Walter, Tyler, Sam Winchester and Dean.
If This Dorm's A Rockin', Don't Come A Knockin'
In the fifth floor common room, Pippi is making pancakes. Mmmmm. Lana who is actually Briar flirts with Pippi, Nadia who is Hamlet has pancakes and freaks out Pippi.
Is this a joke? Another way to get John to freak out on the radio? NOT GONNA WORK, STRANGE LAND. NICE TRY. I went to therapy and I can handle changes now. I AM MEDICATED.
...
Al finds out about the mindswitching and oh, that's fine, give it a name. Giant joke on John. Fine fine! I can play that. How's this? Watch me be Aeryn!
*sounds of throat clearing*
*a very bad British/Australian accent is adopted*
Al also meet Hamlet. What the frell people, this is news? This planet bores me. Seras, who believes herself to be Zero, is looking for a mallet. That I can get behind. Weapons are the best thing ever.
*faint muttering*
Aeryn wouldn't say that, idiot. IDIOT.
*more throat clearing*
Seras also confused Al and this school is frelling insane. This planet is frelling insane. I don't know how you people have survived so long, honestly. Demyx, who thinks he is Zack, is updating Zack's computer. I'm so frelling confused. This school gives me a monumental headache of massive proportions. River, who I think is hersefl, is also there for pancakes.
Hurray pancakes. Honestly, the things that are considered news at this school are just frelling insane.
On the roof, Willow who thinks she is Nadia decides to seranade everyone. Thank you, really. That was frelling wonderful to hear so early in the morning. Angela, who is Joxer, plots with Willow who thinks she is...someone, I don't know, this school is insane, to go off some gremlins. Zack, who thinks himself Alanna, attempts to find Faithful.
Have I mentioned the insanity of this school? No wonder Jaye fits right in. Nadia, who is Hamlet, is morose and broody. Don't worry, I will be too after this broadcast comes to a frelling end. A FRELLING END. Joxer, who is Tempe, has some kind of special brownies. What's so frelling special about a frelling brownie what the frell?
*sounds of a throat clearing*
And now I shall be Rory Gilmore.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii guys! This is Rory Gilmore! Angela, who is Joxer and Joxer, who is Tempe, almost figure out something's up here but they don't. I could've! I'm smart like that! Yale here I come! Is there a Yale fight song? I'm smart!
Faithful shows up and she's looking for Alanna and man, Faithful must be one confused feline. That means cat. Feline is cat for smart people! Faithful does find Alanna but she currently thinks she's a guy. Don't go to the Sin guy!Alanna! Becky will make you sleep with one of those girls and eeeeeeeeeeeew!
Hamlet, who is now Jamie, also meets Faithful! I have a high GPA! OMGWTFBBQ!
Seras who is so totally Zero and Nadia who is someone I forget teehee sing songs! Anders tells Nadia the differences between regular ole brownies and special brownies. Special brownies are made with L-O-V-E. I'm full of squishy love! Hamlet, who is Jamie, flirts with Anders. NOT DIRTY OMGWTFBBQTRILLIAN.
Peter Parker thinks he's Walter and hey, that kinda rhymes! I'm smart and make up rhymes on the fly! Angela and Marty who think they are Willow and Joxer wake up and try to figure out what exactly is going on here.
And let's just run all these down, shall we? Yes, we shall! Jamie thinks he's Tyler and I'm totally Rory, Phoebe and Belthazor think they are each other and my last name is Gilmore. Zack thinks he's Alanna and I looooooooooove coffee! Sam thinks he's Dean and tries to cuddle with Dawn. OMG! That is sooooo not your girlfriend, boyfriend! Not really my boyfriend though. I am single like a flamingo. Nadia and Walter, who wake up thinking they're Hamlet and Angela try to also figure out what's going on.
And I'm bored now. How about I do Strange Land's bidding and impersonate someone else?
*throat clearing*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeello Fandom, this is that suave, svelte, super duper sexy machine Jack Harkness. That's right, Jack with a J that also stands for...jumping bean. I guess. Let's get on with this super sexy news.
Dean thinks he's Sam and I think you're both all right, guys. Remember, I was in Seahorse too. Rory, hi Rory you are so cute, thinks she's Jude. I haven't met you yet Jude but that sounds like a super sexy name. Briar, another sexy name, thinks he's Lana. So much pretty, oh yes. Joxer thinks he's Tempe, Demyx thinks he's Zack, Seras thinks she's Zero and promptly confused Gwynn and Janet thinks she's Broots. If you all want to swing by my room, I'd be glad to help you figure this all out. Shirtless therapy, I find, works best! Mistaken indentities or not, you all look SMASHING BABY.
Wait, no, sorry. I'm not Austin Flowers, I'm Jack Harkness. And I need a synonym for sexy!
New person, let's just do that. I AM COPING STRANGE LAND!
*throat clearing*
Oh, for real, people, this is just so damn funny that I am forgetting to laugh. Hi, it's Jaye, and I frisk random people for no reason. Also, Tempe who thinks she's Lana attempts to break into someone else's dorm room. Breaking and entering is an art, not a science, dear. Phoebe and Bel try to get Piper tp help them and I don't know if she said yes or no and hey did someone open the theatre today? Oh well.
Hamlet thinks he's Jamie, John and Aeryn are cats, WTF FELINES RORY, and they play with yarn. I knew Aeryn was furry, ha! Zero thinks she's King Dork and Bel who thinks she's Phoebe gets dirty!
In the second floor common room, Bridge watches something that is not porntastic. Ho hum. Jaye is so bored.
Dawn tells Bridge about Sam and Dean swapping bodies. Oh, how nice is that. Yummy. Go shirtless boys! Conner assures Dawn he is who he looks like! Don't believe him, Dawn! Men lie all the time and they smell like squirrels!
WTF SQUIRRELS?
*throat clearing*
Everyone? This is Sam Carter and this? Is not my fault. I so did not do this. Remember that before you're pounding on my door, okay?
Bridge tells someone named Phoebazor about the weirdness that I did not cause. Joxer who thinks he's Tempe tells Kaylee that they are not dating and I am not responsible for any breakups. Bridge tells Kaylee about Kira Ford and if Kira Ford doesn't blow stuff up, she's boring.
Blowing stuff up is fun! Anders and Kaylee talk about the bodyswap mess that I didn't cause with my cooking. Also, I'm learning how to make chicken soup. Anyone want some? Angela who thinks she's Joxer finds Kaylee. Anders asks Bridge if the Rangers are allowed to kill people. I am not responsible for that either! Al is glad that Bridge is Bridge. So am I. No singing this time! Not guilty! Anders and Al discuss cupcakes, Al and Kaylee chat, and Hamlet who thinks he's Jamie enjoys a concert. OH NO SINGING? I DID NOT DO THIS.
Tyler who thinks he's Z and Hamlet who thinks he's Jamie try to figure out what happened. Hey! I'm a scientist! I could help! Come and let me do science-y things! Bridge talks to Tyler to test his theories, Conner bounces over Kira, Conner explains Kira to Xander, Xander and Bridge talk about singing cops, and Anders learns Angela is in Joxer.
I did not cause this! I cooked nothing! I promise! If there is singing, it's just random bouts of people breaking into song! Not me!
*throat clearing*
Hi people! This is Greg Sanders! Chloe who thinks she's Marty doesn't like that Angela isn't Angela! Oh noes, guys! That's awful! I'm bouncy and full of pep! Pippi and Bridge start to talk abou the bodyswap but they get distracted and I'm a Stickbug! STICKBUGS RULE! Rory is in Broots. I never liked her anyway. She didn't like me doing radio. Bah.
My hair is cool! Rory think she's Jude. I still don't like her. Rory complains about her hair to Jamie, Tempe totally wants to lay one on Rory or whomever and hahahahaha yay girlkissy! Chloe who thinks she's Marty wants to know when Anders went back to kissing girls and OMG TMI. I don't wanna know guys!
My hair is awesome!
Joxer who thinks he's Tempe thinks Chloe, who think she's Marty, is Joxer's girlfriend. Eeeew. Well, it's not TMI, I just don't know what that means. Anders isn't happy to find out that Zack is in Demyx's body.
My hair is spiky!
Not Quite Tinsel Town
*throat clearing*
Callisto. I'm here. I'm surly. Rawr.
Alanna, who thinks she's Ranma has the morning shift while Tommy has the night shift.
Briar who thinks he's Seras goes into work at All and Sundries and meets Jane.
At Caritas, River looks at the stage. It probably looked back. How exciting. My thighs are a quiver not dirty. Cameron, who looks like that malevolent idiot John, sings solo. Awwww. And then he duets with Veronica. Kawalsky also sings. Yay. I'm so bored. There should be nakedness like in my classes. Veronica and Weevil catch up. Whoo. Again with the boring. Cally tells Veronica that detention was weird, Piper tells Veronica that Phoebe and Belthazor switched bodies, and I told Veronica...nothing. Sorry, didn't make it to Caritas today. I slept in or out or on the roof. I don't know. Cam and Kawalsky are celebrating and Veronica says hi to both of them. Awww, young love. I'm so glad Cam and K found each other. Molly is also there to celebrate and she and Charlie share a seat.
The Doctor shows Jane his house or something, Jane and River talk about food and Fandom, the Doctor and Jane meet and my doofy vampire boyfriend is a giant doof.
Bored again.
*throat clearing*
And now that Strange Land has had a taste of it's own medicine, this is John Crichton signing off!
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At least the bit about Angel was accurate.
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