fandom_radio | Pirate Radio [Friday, September 30, 2011]

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Good morning, me hearties! It is I, Captain Jack Sparrow, bringin' ye the news of yesterday as ye cower under yer beds and await yer parents' arrival. I can understand the impulse: my father carries around the shrunken head of my mom.

*grossed out chittering*

Too much?

<lj-cut text="On to the news!">On to the news!

In classes yesterday, <a href="<a href="http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2945126.html">Elements of Friendship</a> <a href="http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2945126.html?thread=184306534#t184306534">put on unicorn horns</a> before they dug fer gems. I have heard of adornin' much stupider attire in the quest for treasure. They were interrupted in their quest by <a href="http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2945126.html?thread=184306790#t184306790">giant talkin' dogs</a> who wished the treasure fer themselves. Finders keepers, me hearties. It's in the Code. <a href="http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2945401.html">Sensitivity Training</a> combined all of the strengths of the classmates into a <a href="http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2945401.html?thread=184312953#t184312953">giant superhero</a>, who will be tromping around the island wreaking havoc--

*frantic chittering*

...which they drew on a sheet of paper. Oh. That's much less dire. <a href="http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2944997.html">Tropes 'n Scopes</a> <a href="http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2944997.html?thread=184305125#t184305125">paired up</a> 'n talked about their <a href="http://fandomhigh.livejournal.com/2944997.html?thread=184304869#t184304869">families</a>. <a href="http://sith-happened.livejournal.com/118531.html">Anakin</a> was late t' his office hours, but not late enough t' miss conversations with <a href="http://sith-happened.livejournal.com/118531.html?thread=8711171#t8711171">Katniss</a> and <a href="http://sith-happened.livejournal.com/118531.html?thread=8711683#t8711683">Warren</a>. The <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138414.html">reserves</a> meeting was canceled, with naught but an empty cookie plate t' mark their usual spot.

In the dorms Luke spent the afternoon in the <a href="http://sith-happened.livejournal.com/118531.html?thread=8711683#t8711683">third floor common room</a> eating cereal and chocolate syrup 'n watching Sports Center, until Alex stopped by t' say that <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138260.html">his father was coming tomorrow</a> but it shouldn't be a problem because he 'n Luke came from different universes, and how Alex wished he could sacrifice Pop Tarts instead of virgins. I can certainly think of better things t' do with a virgin meself. Wesley 'n Luke caught up with each other and learn that they're both relieved non one is comin' t' visit them today, then Luke mentioned that his father is <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138260.html?thread=182325140#t182325140">Hermes</a>, which launched a thousand questions from Wesley. Alex told Wesley that his father was coming, which got Wesley <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138260.html?thread=182326164#t182326164">all star-struck</a> despite Alex's pleas t' act cool. Rinoa was on the fifth floor last night trying futilely t' find something education in all of the <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138653.html#comments">educational television</a>. Fortunately, she wasn't alone for very long: Freddie stopped by t' whine about how his mother would come today 'n give him a <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138653.html?thread=182349597#t182349597">tick bath</a>, and explained t' Squall that he was from a very normal universe and Fandom isn't normal, so his mother was goin' t' <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138653.html?thread=182355997#t182355997">freak out a bit</a>. Rinoa told Jack of the Carters that if they were siblings, that meant <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138653.html?thread=182350365#t182350365">he needed t' hate her father too</a>, and he agreed if she would help him keep an eye out on his visitin' sister. Jack told Freddie that, <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138653.html?thread=182352157#t182352157">no</a>, he couldn't be counted on t' be in iCarly tonight, and Jack 'n Squall tried t' <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138653.html?thread=182357021#t182357021">remember if they'd ever met</a>, and Squall 'n Rinoa talked about <a href="http://fandomhighdorms.livejournal.com/2138653.html?thread=182355229#t182355229">logistics</a> at home.

And in town, the only part that really matters, Sov was searching for a <a href="http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/6084236.html">good radio station</a>--what's the matter with this one?--at Stark Industries, <a href="http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/6083906.html">Alex</a> was tryin' to figure out how t' explain his job to his father--I'd start with "money is important, savvy?"--and Fraser <a href="http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/6083653.html">didn't sleep with his dog</a> at MHA. Kenzi was offering up Jello shots at <a href="http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/6084380.html">Caritas</a>, Hercules <a href="http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/6084744.html?mode=reply#add_comment">was hearing voices</a> in the park, and Scully was mannin'--womanin'?--the <a href="http://fandom-clinic.livejournal.com/688591.html">clinic</a> all day.</lj-cut>

That's it fer yesterday! Do try not t' kill any of yer visitin' relatives, savvy? 'n if you do, be sure to frame someone else fer it.