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Pirate Radio [Thursday, September 1, 2011]
Good morning, me hearties! It is I, Captain Jack Sparrow, today is the first day o' September, and if you have a first period class, you better run if you are planning t' make it.
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In classes, Strange Creatures of the Deep introduced themselves and told what manner of creature they wished to study. If any of you said a Kraken...slap yourself. No one needs t' meet the Kraken. He ruined a perfectly lovely ship of mine. Elle also inquired about and was granted Summer's TA position for the semester. There were more introductions in the Arts of War and Peace, with Ghamina providin' the war and Shunsui the peace before the students had to give their names, rank, and a random fact about themselves. I want to play too! I am Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow, and I once was marooned on an island with a madwoman who destroyed all the rum. It was terrible.
In What In the Hell Was the School Board Thinking Giving Jamie Madrox a Class--catchy title--a room full of Jamies introduced the students to the idea that this might not be a normal class. There was a lot of staring, then introductions where the students came up with completely fake names and backgrounds about themselves. Claudia received a crown for becoming his TA, then she and Scully talked about how they still have souvenirs from the creepy alien herpes rock. Don't worry, wenches: I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who will look past claws and pointy teeth.
Tricks, Cons, and Bamboozles was run by Kenzi today and the students practiced lying like rugs, which is a very important life skill 'n don't let anyone tell ye differently, Alistair was hanging a shield on his office wall and spinning in his chair, Petra stopped by Pinkie Pie's office t' take a picture of her and stayed t' do dictation so that Pinkie could get a...pony board, whatever that is, Gabrielle was back in her usual place in the library reading scrolls.
In the dorms, Seifer made a call home, and so did Tara before she got another call from Kennedy--how do you know that?
*chittering*
That's rather disturbing. Stop that. Tony stopped by Steph's room to talk about Howard Stark's arrival in town--and get cuddles because someone knows how to work trauma effectively, well done, mate--and Annie had glitter--so much glitter--in her room as she worked on Student Council posters. Rosella stopped in and learned about Student Council, and Rilla and her infant dropped by as well, but that conversation was more about squealing over Arthur and Lancelot. I don't pretend t' understand the minds of teenage girls.
And finally, in town where I live and thus the most important part of the island, William worked on a baby monitor at Stark's--did ye get a wench in the family way, young William?--Zayne was dealing wit' a droid speaking Esperanto at Goodvalor's Little Bivoli. Hopefully someone out their has the first clue what that sentence was about since I don't. Quinn was trying to figure out what one of the hotel guests had been doing with caramel sauce, tomato soup, and duct tape--if ye see a goat, or a in pinch, a small chicken, I can explain--and Hank was having a back t' school sale at T&C, while over at Book Haven, Millie had the same idea. She's also hirin', if anyone's interested. Rude was dealing with a man with a mustache--not Howard Stark--at the post office, Lion-o got lost in the walk-in at Cafe Luke's, Sam congratulated Natalie at the Perk for getting out of the dorms so early in the semester, and Hanna took Rapunzel on her first ever shopping trip, where they had to stop to learn about things like socks and shoes.
Zayne was getting set up in his apartment later tonight, while Nathan was having a one-man party at Caritas. I don't think the new things are related. And the Devil's Nest was busy--apparently watching Jessica paint her nails brought in all sorts o' customers. I'm not judging, mateys! Jessica told Hercules that her job was kind of boring some days before getting flirted at by Tyrion and Howard. Hercules is confused to see Tyrion reading in a club--I don't blame ye, mate--and Howard and Tyrion complained about the music. Hercules taught Howard the term "sausagefest" which I didn't know either and Eric was lurking in his usual corner.
Over in the clinic, Scully stopped in to apologize t' Chloe fer tryin' to eat her--not a euphemism--and then Stark who isn't a Howard or Tony bribed Chloe with cupcakes to take his Sunday shift back.
That's all the notes for today! Off ye go to classes or jobs like productive citizens! I'm back t' bed.
Living alarm clock--just another of the services we provide here at Fandom Radio.
Let's get to the news, savvy?
In classes, Strange Creatures of the Deep introduced themselves and told what manner of creature they wished to study. If any of you said a Kraken...slap yourself. No one needs t' meet the Kraken. He ruined a perfectly lovely ship of mine. Elle also inquired about and was granted Summer's TA position for the semester. There were more introductions in the Arts of War and Peace, with Ghamina providin' the war and Shunsui the peace before the students had to give their names, rank, and a random fact about themselves. I want to play too! I am Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow, and I once was marooned on an island with a madwoman who destroyed all the rum. It was terrible.
In What In the Hell Was the School Board Thinking Giving Jamie Madrox a Class--catchy title--a room full of Jamies introduced the students to the idea that this might not be a normal class. There was a lot of staring, then introductions where the students came up with completely fake names and backgrounds about themselves. Claudia received a crown for becoming his TA, then she and Scully talked about how they still have souvenirs from the creepy alien herpes rock. Don't worry, wenches: I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who will look past claws and pointy teeth.
Tricks, Cons, and Bamboozles was run by Kenzi today and the students practiced lying like rugs, which is a very important life skill 'n don't let anyone tell ye differently, Alistair was hanging a shield on his office wall and spinning in his chair, Petra stopped by Pinkie Pie's office t' take a picture of her and stayed t' do dictation so that Pinkie could get a...pony board, whatever that is, Gabrielle was back in her usual place in the library reading scrolls.
In the dorms, Seifer made a call home, and so did Tara before she got another call from Kennedy--how do you know that?
*chittering*
That's rather disturbing. Stop that. Tony stopped by Steph's room to talk about Howard Stark's arrival in town--and get cuddles because someone knows how to work trauma effectively, well done, mate--and Annie had glitter--so much glitter--in her room as she worked on Student Council posters. Rosella stopped in and learned about Student Council, and Rilla and her infant dropped by as well, but that conversation was more about squealing over Arthur and Lancelot. I don't pretend t' understand the minds of teenage girls.
And finally, in town where I live and thus the most important part of the island, William worked on a baby monitor at Stark's--did ye get a wench in the family way, young William?--Zayne was dealing wit' a droid speaking Esperanto at Goodvalor's Little Bivoli. Hopefully someone out their has the first clue what that sentence was about since I don't. Quinn was trying to figure out what one of the hotel guests had been doing with caramel sauce, tomato soup, and duct tape--if ye see a goat, or a in pinch, a small chicken, I can explain--and Hank was having a back t' school sale at T&C, while over at Book Haven, Millie had the same idea. She's also hirin', if anyone's interested. Rude was dealing with a man with a mustache--not Howard Stark--at the post office, Lion-o got lost in the walk-in at Cafe Luke's, Sam congratulated Natalie at the Perk for getting out of the dorms so early in the semester, and Hanna took Rapunzel on her first ever shopping trip, where they had to stop to learn about things like socks and shoes.
Zayne was getting set up in his apartment later tonight, while Nathan was having a one-man party at Caritas. I don't think the new things are related. And the Devil's Nest was busy--apparently watching Jessica paint her nails brought in all sorts o' customers. I'm not judging, mateys! Jessica told Hercules that her job was kind of boring some days before getting flirted at by Tyrion and Howard. Hercules is confused to see Tyrion reading in a club--I don't blame ye, mate--and Howard and Tyrion complained about the music. Hercules taught Howard the term "sausagefest" which I didn't know either and Eric was lurking in his usual corner.
Over in the clinic, Scully stopped in to apologize t' Chloe fer tryin' to eat her--not a euphemism--and then Stark who isn't a Howard or Tony bribed Chloe with cupcakes to take his Sunday shift back.
That's all the notes for today! Off ye go to classes or jobs like productive citizens! I'm back t' bed.