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Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning 8/28
Warren: This again? I mean, it serves me right, trying to fly before the broadcast, but really, squirrels?
Deadpool: It’s because you’re so festive.
Warren: Oh. So the wings are like a big 'kidnap me, squirrels!' beacon, now?
Deadpool: Pretty much.
Warren: The sooner this dye fades out, the better. Sheesh.
Deadpool: And over at the school... wouldja look at that? We have a newbie picnic! Where people can meet their siblings if they're so inclined. Like Petra who waited around for her sibling to show up. Did he show up? Squirrels, we need answers! Lex met his sibling of Marshall and was introduced to the wonder of modern phones and probably sexting. Because Dateline is pretty sure that's all you kids do these days. Quinn met Dean--Daenerys and her dragons to give them all a gift basket. And I hope a firm warning about setting shit on fire. Natalie met Billy and I'm assuming they made out because there is no more detail and I can. Nyah. Rosella was all 'eew, boys' at Jack and I'm pretty sure she's related to mullet kid. So her hair must also be horrible. Lucrezia learned from Mercy that siblings here aren't so much the 'alliance to crush mine enemies' like she expected. Susan hung around, waiting for Miley 'My Twitter Account Doesn't Get Me In Trouble' whatever her last name is. Annie found Rapunzel and I'm not even gonna make a hair joke here. Honest. Squall was busy asking Hannah about her fighting, magic, mutations and she's all '...what.' Reasonably so, I'm sure.
Warren: Poor new kids. They'll get used to it. Presumably. After meeting their siblings, Fandomites new and old got to get acquainted with their new roommates. As a new resident of the third floor myself, I feel obligated somehow to inform you all that it's apparently the best in the dorms? It's a third floor thing. Anyhow, with the actual people-meeting-people stuff, Spock and Susan met, and she was a little skeptical about what he told her about him being from the future and another planet. She'll learn. Rosella and William recognized one another, and she speculated about whether or not this roommate assignment was because of her mother. Petra and ... Daenerys... clarified exactly how that name was pronounced. I might need some help with that, too. And there was also some boggling at dragons. You know you've been here a while when saying something like that seems totally normal. Lucrezia wasn't happy to be rooming with anyone at all, let alone Lex, and Tara met Natalie, who she thought looked a little familiar. Bruce and Chuck are both old hats at this Welcome Picnic thing since they've been here a while, so instead of awkward introductions, Bruce offers to give chuck a hand moving his things from his old room. And Hanna and Rapunzel are both new at this roommates thing. I'm assuming that Pascal, Rapunzel's awesome chameleon, is more or less new at this, too, then.
Deadpool: It should be a triangle. There was also the normal spot where teachers hang out and whine about students. And Madrox. Cap's excellent mood wasn't ruined by Stark today, it was ruined by Madrox. Who has this as his secondary mutation. Alistair and Guy talked about how the bus went too fast and how Alistair is tempting fate here. Which is possible because... Fandom. Tyrion found Zoe to ask all about the island and if there was a king around. Only the king of being awesome over here. She also got some concerned comments about Madrox from Anakin, me, and Cap. All before meeting the man, the myth, the legend himself for a chat.
Deadpool: Alistair was all excited to see a dwarf and Tyrion was busy harshing his joy with logic and talk of weird weather patterns. Tyrion also got the info all about the school he could ever want from Columbus, his brand new buddy. I talked to Madrox, offering him a chance to make amends by getting Stark to cry. Because we all know that big break up was his fault. Mommy, daddy! Stop fighting! Kenzi stopped by to see if Neal had a good break which I'mma say is weird because I don't care that much about my students. Skywalker was doin' something shocking to us all by brooding until Madrox showed up to mess with him. Okay, that's also acceptable.
Warren: And then, because this was a picnic and all, there was mingling. Karla told Ender about the argument she and the Arcerian Queen picked, back in Kaeleer. Just to clarify, the Arcerian Queen is a tiger who weighs, like, eight-hundred pounds. We survived. Which I'm sure Tony must be pleased about, since Karla was offering to bake for him. Tony, if you feel at all like sharing, I'm in 324 now. I'll understand. Karla and Mercy got to talking about how it was way more fun to be at those picnics as someone who has been around for a while, instead of one of the totally dazed new kids. I so agree. Kenzi was selling bottles of Gremlin-b-Gone, prompting Toby to inform her that she's a terrible person. For those not in the know, anyone who thinks that trying to steal your wallet is a great way to pass the time probably isn't the right person to buy gremlin repellent from. Trust me.
Deadpool: If that worked, the Skywalkers would own stock in it.
Warren: I've only been bitten the once, and I think I would own stock in it if it worked. Peter apparently did a bit of whining about how his brother was back on the island before telling her about Battle School. Petra, new though she might be, was at least smart enough to not buy the stuff that Kenzi was selling. But not because she thought the repellent was fake, so much as she thought that gremlins were. We'll see how fake she thinks they are when she ends up having a pillowfight in her underwear in one of the common rooms. Quinn had the right idea, threatening to tell security if Kenzi ripped off any of the new kids. Roselle wanted to know why the repellent wasn't being provided for free, Topher... actually bought some. Oh, Topher. And Elphaba wanted to make certain that Kenzi wasn't selling poison, which somehow led to an explanation of PETA. Right, then.
Deadpool: ...ew, PETA. If I wanna feel bad about animals, I’ll just watch Jan try to put ribbons in Max’s tail.
Warren: Karla gave Bobby Drake a rough time about getting me to move up to the third floor with him. Bobby was pretty much right on the money when he explained that it's because I wanted a higher window to jump out of. Uh. I have wings, before any of you new kids start worrying. Tony and Bobby passed the time by making bets about the new kids, like who would be the first to call electricity witchcraft and what was up with those dragons, and Toby and Mercy were both pretty thankful to not be new kids this time around. Or, in Toby's case, to still be here at all, since he didn't think Fandom was going to be long-term. Alex and Butters were also both pretty happy to still be staying past the summer camp months. Congrats, guys! Bobby McAllister and Caroline talked about what they figured student council was supposed to be about. And about feminism. I'm not sure how the two connect to one another, but I'll take their word for it. Miley introduced herself to Bobby M, too, since his brother Jack is her school-assigned sibling.
Warren: Petra and Pinkie Pie, whose names alliterate nicely, met one another. Poor Petra had to explain what Rhode Island is. Probably while wondering if she was hallucinating. You weren't. Quinn, Bruce, Toby, and Mercy assurred her of the same thing. Really, we're not just messing with you guys. I promise. At least Miley gave her a break from talking about the crazy by squealing about Petra's dress, which she'd made on her own.
Deadpool: Ah, but was it fierce?
Warren: If someone who can skin a rabbit without blinking thinks it was a dress worth squealing over, I'm going to say it was fierce enough.
Warren: Ender and Peter had a kind of awkward brotherly reunion, with Peter talking about rebuilding bridges, and Ender being willing to listen, at least. Tony asked Ender if it was weird being back on the island, which led into talk about what the differences between the words 'weird,' 'whimsical,' and 'strange' were. I guess it all depends on how used to things you are. After Peter pointed Ender out to him, Topher was pretty proud to announce that Ender was Peter's brother, and Ender makes sure that Topher wasn't there to spy. Peter and Ben talked about the summer break, which led, probably seamlessly, into a discussion about using zombies as fuel. Imagine the smell, guys. Ew.
Deadpool: But then you’d have a renewable resource in the event of a zombie apocalypse!
Warren: A very smelly one. Blysse and Mercy talked about the newbies they were meeting, and about how good Blind Seer is at scaring them away. He's a pretty big wolf, but after meeting the Arcerian Queen, I'm not so sure I could be all that intimidated by him anymore. Rosella thought that Blind Seer was a very majestic animal, which he definitely is. And Pinkie Pie, starting a proud tradition of breaking the brains of the new kids, offered Lex a cupcake and told him about about her family history as rock farmers. I take it back. Sometimes, you never get used to how weird some of this stuff is.
Warren: Petra and Lex wondered about whether or not Pinkie was some kind of shared hallucination. And about if Lex's roommate really thinks she's Lucrezia Borgia and she's somehow poisoned us all. Guys, we've had that Merlin living on the island before. I think if the girl says she's that Borgia, she probably is. But the faculty is usually pretty good at catching students before they put arsenic into your drinks. Caroline and Lex talked about the bottled water, and about educational opportunities and blondes. This island has the best blondes. The spunky one who says 'kiss kiss' is mine, though, Lex. Get your own. Mercy and Bruce also welcomed Lex to the island. Mercy got to explain that Pinkie is a teacher, not a hallucination, and Bruce warned him that checking his sanity at the door probably wasn't a great idea. He'll need that.
Deadpool: Dolf was busy hanging out with his giant dog when Rosella stopped by to ask about it. Because it's giant. But not, like, Lockjaw giant. Pinkie Pie was there as well, being offered a carrot by Rosella. No one ever offers me carrots. This is a travesty! Quinn is jealous of Caroline's ability to wear sandles since she has gross, monster feet now. I just have this lil' spot on my back that no one ever sees. Mercy talks to Caroline about toe nail polish which somehow leads into comparing families. Yeah, I'm not sure either. Chicks, man. Miley was also enthralled with Caroline's feet because they have super-human feet powers or something. Only reasonable explanation. Tara felt weird coming back, weird enough to make Mercy think she was a teacher of some sort. Which is possible, I guess.
Warren: One of my teachers last semester was younger than I am. I think pretty much anything is possible around here.
Deadpool: Frosty tells Tara that he and Stark have been taking bets on the newbies before trading summer horror stories.Rilla explained to Quinn that she has a kid now and it was with her at school. Because this is some sassy CW show where people do that. The Goddamn Bruce Wayne and Quinn discussed how her sibling has dragons and how Alexander's sister was here. Without a mullet. Luke met Quinn over the fact that she's too damn smiley for school and he doesn't approve of that crap. Tyrion, who is in need of a step ladder, met Mercy who told him how servants are bad. And possibly too expensive. What do we look like here? Hogwarts? Pff. He's also introduced to the most special teacher we have, Pinkie Pie who assured him that she was real. And not someone in a costume.
Warren: Our vice principal is someone in a costume. Our Friendship teacher isn't.
Deadpool: Petra got him some food while assuring him that he's either not in Kansas anymore or having a horrible fever dream. Story of my life there. Lucrezia was also thrown by the lack of servants running around to serve her. Oh, and in news of non-servant wanting, Miley said hi to her big sibling Jack. Natalie was informed, by Topher, that she looked like someone who just graduated. And then he ran away like a small mouse of some sort. Pinkie Pie offered her a cupcake, but Natalie remembered her Stranger Danger lessons and said no.
Deadpool: Luke was all pleased that Katniss was back even if she wasn't. Because, you know, school and all. Limey was busy hovering around her in the most non-literal sense possible and she was all 'Gawd', but he was all 'NUH UH' at her. Very enlightening. Katniss also told Skywalker that she doesn't want to be here and he was all 'take your time' and I'm all 'why? this place is awesome!' But I'm not in that conversation, so... Bruce and Mercy discuss how they're friends. That's a new one at least. Brucie also went on to mock Stark for his drunk dialing and talk about how people react to them. Badly. They react badly. Rosella also talked to Bruce, but it was about the weirdness of the island and how she gets candy on Halloween. And that's the most important thing.
Warren: Free candy is totally the reason for the season.
Deadpool: Mercy is all surprised that Daenyrs has actual dragons and says animals don't usually like her. No reason why. Maybe she taunts them about their weight when we're not around. Rosella was surprised by the fact that the dragons were pets, but Daenrys assured her that they were just babies. Which makes it way better. Susan checked to see if Daenrys--good god, this name is getting annoying--is from Anhk-Morpork because of her dragons. And, finally, Pinkie Pie offered her a cupcake. As one does these days. Quinn recognized Rosella and was told that she was here to avoid getting married like her brother the mullet had. Frosty introduced himself to Rosella, finding out she managed to get her brother's old room. Which isn't freaky at all.
Deadpool: Mercy and Tony talked about the summer and how he tried to eat Cap. Didn't that happen before? He also told Sov all about it and I'mma agree with the squirrel that he's just bragging now. Butters was glad that Stan was also sticking around for the school year and that they weren't grey or in Utah. Both of which are horrible. Topher and Stark talked about why they were still here and made plans to play video games together. Which may be code for something dirty. Or just be video games. But the former is way more sensational. Butters warned Topher to not let Kenzi fix his deep fryer because... something. Maybe she'll steal parts of it? Ben and Topher talked about being complete nerds for technology and how folks turned into ponies this summer. Yeah, it was pretty awesome... Oh, and Stark and Ben made plans to fix up my esteemed co-host's mini-van.
Warren: … How many people were you planning on getting involved in this, Tony?
Deadpool: Rilla says hi to Bruce and introduces her fancy new war-baby. See, this is why I'm glad Jan is old enough to walk on her own. Rilla then told Chuck of the non-Bass variety that she was just watching the kid until his dad came back from the war. Dunno which one. Annie was all super excited to catch up with Rilla and meet the small baby that was attached to her hip. Limey got asked if he'd teach Kenzi about how to defend herself from when people catch her pick pocketing. No. No, Limey. She needs to learn stealing is wrong unless you're badass. Freddie and his videocamera explain TV and the internet to Rosella and this can't end badly at all. Susan was reading a book rather than socialize, but got socialized at by Rosella. Because she's a rebel. Just like Bruce who talked about why the picnic was even around--free food and bitching--and how he totes understood her book. Oh, and she's also convinced that Pinkie Pie is someone in a costume. People should start taking shots at that.
Warren: I think the squirrels already have been.
Deadpool: Butters is happy to inform Annie that he's staying here rather than return to Colorado. Pinkie Pie offered a cupcake to Hanna, which somehow sparked a conversation about eyeshadow and horses wearing it. Trampy, trampy horses. Hanna then bonded with Miley over malls and shopping and how this place isn't that weird at all. Yes, yes it is, Hanna. Elphaba was happy to see Sov was back and they talked about the summer. Juliet was also pleased to see Sov's back and finds out that there is a present for her. Somewhere-ish. Rapunzel was busy running around everywhere and talk talking to Chuck Not a Bass about how he hair keeps getting tangled. Haaaaa. See what I did there? Do you see?
Warren: … About the... No, I don't think I... I don't get you.
Deadpool: Rapunzel and Pinkie Pie become besties because they're both sickeningly sweet and have fabulous hair that makes Skywalker's look like an old wig. Pinkie Pie also offered Lucrezia a cupcake. And they determined that she's not a hairless bear at all. Good to know. Kenzi also met Lucrezia and was all 'Oooo!' because she has a dove and then got an explanation for it. Rapunzel tripped over her hair in front of Lucrezia and I'm starting to think this is just a thing for that chick. And then was told to get a dove for herself so they can be dove buddies. Rapunzel went on to groping Warren's wings. Because they're all festive and shiny. You cad, you.
Warren: She wasn't groping me. She was curious about them.
Deadpool: Okay, what--hey, someone dropped these on the floor! Someone who might have been me! Bruce introduced himself to Hanna, Kenzi told Butters that he scared Topher off because Butters is utterly terrifying. Stark claimed to not be a jerk by helping Tyrion food. Even though all Starks are jerks. All the Starks. Yes, even that guy who taught about cupcakes. Last, but not least, William was all confused by Rilla's baby, but she insisted that she was just holding it for a friend. Just like that joint in her sock drawer.
Warren: Bruce gave Lucrezia some tips on adapting to Fandom, about things like modern clothing and understanding that people are from different worlds, and times, and realities, and... You know. That sort of thing. Bruce and Ryan were both pretty happy that Ryan was still here and not a new kid anymore, and they talked about how fast the summer went, and how Fandom sometimes falls out of sync with home timelines. Lion-O and Scully talked about newbies, and dragons, and girls wearing medieval clothing. And Alice Cullen and Raven discussed how interesting the new kids looked before they shared about their respective powers. This, too, is totally normal conversation, new kids.
Deadpool: Over in the dorms, Petra sent out an email about her time there so far. And Topher and Tony played video games until Topher turned into a lemur. And no, squirrels, I'm not gonna mention the glitter flags. They mention themselves. Gaily.
Warren: In the town, away from the madness of the picnic and all the new people, Jamie Madrox stopped by the Wellspring Arms to gift Cable with a rubber chicken. This is already shaping up to be a really weird semester, isn't it? At the Arms Hotel, Mary was teaching the maids how to make animals out of towels. If they come to life and start taking over the island or something, we'll know who started it. Dani was talking to the horses at the Gig. I have no clue if they were talking about, but around here...? Maybe they were. The Devil's Nest was running a special on drinks for teachers, who are probably going to need it. Neal ordered some scotch and Bo teased him about his unwillingness to experiment with mixed drinks. Mixed drinks landed me with rainbow wings, so I think I'm with Neal on this one, Bo. Neal started to tell Kenzi about scoring drinks, but he wound up turned into a cat, instead. Normal, too. Tyrion wanted whatever was strongest, so Bo served him the Everclear. Wow. Just straight? And Kenzi shared important things with Bo, like how she's got a job at Caritas now, presumably stealing all the tips, and about how she thought that Mitchell was hot.
Deadpool: I wouldn’t know, I haven’t met him.
Warren: I guess he's not too bad? He saved my ass once, so I'm kind of more inclined to hero-worship than swooning, though. …. Crap. Did I say that on the radio? Squirrels, take back your rum. I'm done here.
Deadpool: Ha HA! I’m sending you horrible RPS now. Archangel/Cyclops. Nice and emo.
Warren: … Who and who?
Deadpool: You’ll know when you get them. Oh. You’ll know.
Warren: You frighten me a little more every day, I think. Take care, Fandom Island. I'm flying off before he starts calling me blue again.
Deadpool: It’s because you’re so festive.
Warren: Oh. So the wings are like a big 'kidnap me, squirrels!' beacon, now?
Deadpool: Pretty much.
Warren: The sooner this dye fades out, the better. Sheesh.
Deadpool: And over at the school... wouldja look at that? We have a newbie picnic! Where people can meet their siblings if they're so inclined. Like Petra who waited around for her sibling to show up. Did he show up? Squirrels, we need answers! Lex met his sibling of Marshall and was introduced to the wonder of modern phones and probably sexting. Because Dateline is pretty sure that's all you kids do these days. Quinn met Dean--Daenerys and her dragons to give them all a gift basket. And I hope a firm warning about setting shit on fire. Natalie met Billy and I'm assuming they made out because there is no more detail and I can. Nyah. Rosella was all 'eew, boys' at Jack and I'm pretty sure she's related to mullet kid. So her hair must also be horrible. Lucrezia learned from Mercy that siblings here aren't so much the 'alliance to crush mine enemies' like she expected. Susan hung around, waiting for Miley 'My Twitter Account Doesn't Get Me In Trouble' whatever her last name is. Annie found Rapunzel and I'm not even gonna make a hair joke here. Honest. Squall was busy asking Hannah about her fighting, magic, mutations and she's all '...what.' Reasonably so, I'm sure.
Warren: Poor new kids. They'll get used to it. Presumably. After meeting their siblings, Fandomites new and old got to get acquainted with their new roommates. As a new resident of the third floor myself, I feel obligated somehow to inform you all that it's apparently the best in the dorms? It's a third floor thing. Anyhow, with the actual people-meeting-people stuff, Spock and Susan met, and she was a little skeptical about what he told her about him being from the future and another planet. She'll learn. Rosella and William recognized one another, and she speculated about whether or not this roommate assignment was because of her mother. Petra and ... Daenerys... clarified exactly how that name was pronounced. I might need some help with that, too. And there was also some boggling at dragons. You know you've been here a while when saying something like that seems totally normal. Lucrezia wasn't happy to be rooming with anyone at all, let alone Lex, and Tara met Natalie, who she thought looked a little familiar. Bruce and Chuck are both old hats at this Welcome Picnic thing since they've been here a while, so instead of awkward introductions, Bruce offers to give chuck a hand moving his things from his old room. And Hanna and Rapunzel are both new at this roommates thing. I'm assuming that Pascal, Rapunzel's awesome chameleon, is more or less new at this, too, then.
Deadpool: It should be a triangle. There was also the normal spot where teachers hang out and whine about students. And Madrox. Cap's excellent mood wasn't ruined by Stark today, it was ruined by Madrox. Who has this as his secondary mutation. Alistair and Guy talked about how the bus went too fast and how Alistair is tempting fate here. Which is possible because... Fandom. Tyrion found Zoe to ask all about the island and if there was a king around. Only the king of being awesome over here. She also got some concerned comments about Madrox from Anakin, me, and Cap. All before meeting the man, the myth, the legend himself for a chat.
Deadpool: Alistair was all excited to see a dwarf and Tyrion was busy harshing his joy with logic and talk of weird weather patterns. Tyrion also got the info all about the school he could ever want from Columbus, his brand new buddy. I talked to Madrox, offering him a chance to make amends by getting Stark to cry. Because we all know that big break up was his fault. Mommy, daddy! Stop fighting! Kenzi stopped by to see if Neal had a good break which I'mma say is weird because I don't care that much about my students. Skywalker was doin' something shocking to us all by brooding until Madrox showed up to mess with him. Okay, that's also acceptable.
Warren: And then, because this was a picnic and all, there was mingling. Karla told Ender about the argument she and the Arcerian Queen picked, back in Kaeleer. Just to clarify, the Arcerian Queen is a tiger who weighs, like, eight-hundred pounds. We survived. Which I'm sure Tony must be pleased about, since Karla was offering to bake for him. Tony, if you feel at all like sharing, I'm in 324 now. I'll understand. Karla and Mercy got to talking about how it was way more fun to be at those picnics as someone who has been around for a while, instead of one of the totally dazed new kids. I so agree. Kenzi was selling bottles of Gremlin-b-Gone, prompting Toby to inform her that she's a terrible person. For those not in the know, anyone who thinks that trying to steal your wallet is a great way to pass the time probably isn't the right person to buy gremlin repellent from. Trust me.
Deadpool: If that worked, the Skywalkers would own stock in it.
Warren: I've only been bitten the once, and I think I would own stock in it if it worked. Peter apparently did a bit of whining about how his brother was back on the island before telling her about Battle School. Petra, new though she might be, was at least smart enough to not buy the stuff that Kenzi was selling. But not because she thought the repellent was fake, so much as she thought that gremlins were. We'll see how fake she thinks they are when she ends up having a pillowfight in her underwear in one of the common rooms. Quinn had the right idea, threatening to tell security if Kenzi ripped off any of the new kids. Roselle wanted to know why the repellent wasn't being provided for free, Topher... actually bought some. Oh, Topher. And Elphaba wanted to make certain that Kenzi wasn't selling poison, which somehow led to an explanation of PETA. Right, then.
Deadpool: ...ew, PETA. If I wanna feel bad about animals, I’ll just watch Jan try to put ribbons in Max’s tail.
Warren: Karla gave Bobby Drake a rough time about getting me to move up to the third floor with him. Bobby was pretty much right on the money when he explained that it's because I wanted a higher window to jump out of. Uh. I have wings, before any of you new kids start worrying. Tony and Bobby passed the time by making bets about the new kids, like who would be the first to call electricity witchcraft and what was up with those dragons, and Toby and Mercy were both pretty thankful to not be new kids this time around. Or, in Toby's case, to still be here at all, since he didn't think Fandom was going to be long-term. Alex and Butters were also both pretty happy to still be staying past the summer camp months. Congrats, guys! Bobby McAllister and Caroline talked about what they figured student council was supposed to be about. And about feminism. I'm not sure how the two connect to one another, but I'll take their word for it. Miley introduced herself to Bobby M, too, since his brother Jack is her school-assigned sibling.
Warren: Petra and Pinkie Pie, whose names alliterate nicely, met one another. Poor Petra had to explain what Rhode Island is. Probably while wondering if she was hallucinating. You weren't. Quinn, Bruce, Toby, and Mercy assurred her of the same thing. Really, we're not just messing with you guys. I promise. At least Miley gave her a break from talking about the crazy by squealing about Petra's dress, which she'd made on her own.
Deadpool: Ah, but was it fierce?
Warren: If someone who can skin a rabbit without blinking thinks it was a dress worth squealing over, I'm going to say it was fierce enough.
Warren: Ender and Peter had a kind of awkward brotherly reunion, with Peter talking about rebuilding bridges, and Ender being willing to listen, at least. Tony asked Ender if it was weird being back on the island, which led into talk about what the differences between the words 'weird,' 'whimsical,' and 'strange' were. I guess it all depends on how used to things you are. After Peter pointed Ender out to him, Topher was pretty proud to announce that Ender was Peter's brother, and Ender makes sure that Topher wasn't there to spy. Peter and Ben talked about the summer break, which led, probably seamlessly, into a discussion about using zombies as fuel. Imagine the smell, guys. Ew.
Deadpool: But then you’d have a renewable resource in the event of a zombie apocalypse!
Warren: A very smelly one. Blysse and Mercy talked about the newbies they were meeting, and about how good Blind Seer is at scaring them away. He's a pretty big wolf, but after meeting the Arcerian Queen, I'm not so sure I could be all that intimidated by him anymore. Rosella thought that Blind Seer was a very majestic animal, which he definitely is. And Pinkie Pie, starting a proud tradition of breaking the brains of the new kids, offered Lex a cupcake and told him about about her family history as rock farmers. I take it back. Sometimes, you never get used to how weird some of this stuff is.
Warren: Petra and Lex wondered about whether or not Pinkie was some kind of shared hallucination. And about if Lex's roommate really thinks she's Lucrezia Borgia and she's somehow poisoned us all. Guys, we've had that Merlin living on the island before. I think if the girl says she's that Borgia, she probably is. But the faculty is usually pretty good at catching students before they put arsenic into your drinks. Caroline and Lex talked about the bottled water, and about educational opportunities and blondes. This island has the best blondes. The spunky one who says 'kiss kiss' is mine, though, Lex. Get your own. Mercy and Bruce also welcomed Lex to the island. Mercy got to explain that Pinkie is a teacher, not a hallucination, and Bruce warned him that checking his sanity at the door probably wasn't a great idea. He'll need that.
Deadpool: Dolf was busy hanging out with his giant dog when Rosella stopped by to ask about it. Because it's giant. But not, like, Lockjaw giant. Pinkie Pie was there as well, being offered a carrot by Rosella. No one ever offers me carrots. This is a travesty! Quinn is jealous of Caroline's ability to wear sandles since she has gross, monster feet now. I just have this lil' spot on my back that no one ever sees. Mercy talks to Caroline about toe nail polish which somehow leads into comparing families. Yeah, I'm not sure either. Chicks, man. Miley was also enthralled with Caroline's feet because they have super-human feet powers or something. Only reasonable explanation. Tara felt weird coming back, weird enough to make Mercy think she was a teacher of some sort. Which is possible, I guess.
Warren: One of my teachers last semester was younger than I am. I think pretty much anything is possible around here.
Deadpool: Frosty tells Tara that he and Stark have been taking bets on the newbies before trading summer horror stories.Rilla explained to Quinn that she has a kid now and it was with her at school. Because this is some sassy CW show where people do that. The Goddamn Bruce Wayne and Quinn discussed how her sibling has dragons and how Alexander's sister was here. Without a mullet. Luke met Quinn over the fact that she's too damn smiley for school and he doesn't approve of that crap. Tyrion, who is in need of a step ladder, met Mercy who told him how servants are bad. And possibly too expensive. What do we look like here? Hogwarts? Pff. He's also introduced to the most special teacher we have, Pinkie Pie who assured him that she was real. And not someone in a costume.
Warren: Our vice principal is someone in a costume. Our Friendship teacher isn't.
Deadpool: Petra got him some food while assuring him that he's either not in Kansas anymore or having a horrible fever dream. Story of my life there. Lucrezia was also thrown by the lack of servants running around to serve her. Oh, and in news of non-servant wanting, Miley said hi to her big sibling Jack. Natalie was informed, by Topher, that she looked like someone who just graduated. And then he ran away like a small mouse of some sort. Pinkie Pie offered her a cupcake, but Natalie remembered her Stranger Danger lessons and said no.
Deadpool: Luke was all pleased that Katniss was back even if she wasn't. Because, you know, school and all. Limey was busy hovering around her in the most non-literal sense possible and she was all 'Gawd', but he was all 'NUH UH' at her. Very enlightening. Katniss also told Skywalker that she doesn't want to be here and he was all 'take your time' and I'm all 'why? this place is awesome!' But I'm not in that conversation, so... Bruce and Mercy discuss how they're friends. That's a new one at least. Brucie also went on to mock Stark for his drunk dialing and talk about how people react to them. Badly. They react badly. Rosella also talked to Bruce, but it was about the weirdness of the island and how she gets candy on Halloween. And that's the most important thing.
Warren: Free candy is totally the reason for the season.
Deadpool: Mercy is all surprised that Daenyrs has actual dragons and says animals don't usually like her. No reason why. Maybe she taunts them about their weight when we're not around. Rosella was surprised by the fact that the dragons were pets, but Daenrys assured her that they were just babies. Which makes it way better. Susan checked to see if Daenrys--good god, this name is getting annoying--is from Anhk-Morpork because of her dragons. And, finally, Pinkie Pie offered her a cupcake. As one does these days. Quinn recognized Rosella and was told that she was here to avoid getting married like her brother the mullet had. Frosty introduced himself to Rosella, finding out she managed to get her brother's old room. Which isn't freaky at all.
Deadpool: Mercy and Tony talked about the summer and how he tried to eat Cap. Didn't that happen before? He also told Sov all about it and I'mma agree with the squirrel that he's just bragging now. Butters was glad that Stan was also sticking around for the school year and that they weren't grey or in Utah. Both of which are horrible. Topher and Stark talked about why they were still here and made plans to play video games together. Which may be code for something dirty. Or just be video games. But the former is way more sensational. Butters warned Topher to not let Kenzi fix his deep fryer because... something. Maybe she'll steal parts of it? Ben and Topher talked about being complete nerds for technology and how folks turned into ponies this summer. Yeah, it was pretty awesome... Oh, and Stark and Ben made plans to fix up my esteemed co-host's mini-van.
Warren: … How many people were you planning on getting involved in this, Tony?
Deadpool: Rilla says hi to Bruce and introduces her fancy new war-baby. See, this is why I'm glad Jan is old enough to walk on her own. Rilla then told Chuck of the non-Bass variety that she was just watching the kid until his dad came back from the war. Dunno which one. Annie was all super excited to catch up with Rilla and meet the small baby that was attached to her hip. Limey got asked if he'd teach Kenzi about how to defend herself from when people catch her pick pocketing. No. No, Limey. She needs to learn stealing is wrong unless you're badass. Freddie and his videocamera explain TV and the internet to Rosella and this can't end badly at all. Susan was reading a book rather than socialize, but got socialized at by Rosella. Because she's a rebel. Just like Bruce who talked about why the picnic was even around--free food and bitching--and how he totes understood her book. Oh, and she's also convinced that Pinkie Pie is someone in a costume. People should start taking shots at that.
Warren: I think the squirrels already have been.
Deadpool: Butters is happy to inform Annie that he's staying here rather than return to Colorado. Pinkie Pie offered a cupcake to Hanna, which somehow sparked a conversation about eyeshadow and horses wearing it. Trampy, trampy horses. Hanna then bonded with Miley over malls and shopping and how this place isn't that weird at all. Yes, yes it is, Hanna. Elphaba was happy to see Sov was back and they talked about the summer. Juliet was also pleased to see Sov's back and finds out that there is a present for her. Somewhere-ish. Rapunzel was busy running around everywhere and talk talking to Chuck Not a Bass about how he hair keeps getting tangled. Haaaaa. See what I did there? Do you see?
Warren: … About the... No, I don't think I... I don't get you.
Deadpool: Rapunzel and Pinkie Pie become besties because they're both sickeningly sweet and have fabulous hair that makes Skywalker's look like an old wig. Pinkie Pie also offered Lucrezia a cupcake. And they determined that she's not a hairless bear at all. Good to know. Kenzi also met Lucrezia and was all 'Oooo!' because she has a dove and then got an explanation for it. Rapunzel tripped over her hair in front of Lucrezia and I'm starting to think this is just a thing for that chick. And then was told to get a dove for herself so they can be dove buddies. Rapunzel went on to groping Warren's wings. Because they're all festive and shiny. You cad, you.
Warren: She wasn't groping me. She was curious about them.
Deadpool: Okay, what--hey, someone dropped these on the floor! Someone who might have been me! Bruce introduced himself to Hanna, Kenzi told Butters that he scared Topher off because Butters is utterly terrifying. Stark claimed to not be a jerk by helping Tyrion food. Even though all Starks are jerks. All the Starks. Yes, even that guy who taught about cupcakes. Last, but not least, William was all confused by Rilla's baby, but she insisted that she was just holding it for a friend. Just like that joint in her sock drawer.
Warren: Bruce gave Lucrezia some tips on adapting to Fandom, about things like modern clothing and understanding that people are from different worlds, and times, and realities, and... You know. That sort of thing. Bruce and Ryan were both pretty happy that Ryan was still here and not a new kid anymore, and they talked about how fast the summer went, and how Fandom sometimes falls out of sync with home timelines. Lion-O and Scully talked about newbies, and dragons, and girls wearing medieval clothing. And Alice Cullen and Raven discussed how interesting the new kids looked before they shared about their respective powers. This, too, is totally normal conversation, new kids.
Deadpool: Over in the dorms, Petra sent out an email about her time there so far. And Topher and Tony played video games until Topher turned into a lemur. And no, squirrels, I'm not gonna mention the glitter flags. They mention themselves. Gaily.
Warren: In the town, away from the madness of the picnic and all the new people, Jamie Madrox stopped by the Wellspring Arms to gift Cable with a rubber chicken. This is already shaping up to be a really weird semester, isn't it? At the Arms Hotel, Mary was teaching the maids how to make animals out of towels. If they come to life and start taking over the island or something, we'll know who started it. Dani was talking to the horses at the Gig. I have no clue if they were talking about, but around here...? Maybe they were. The Devil's Nest was running a special on drinks for teachers, who are probably going to need it. Neal ordered some scotch and Bo teased him about his unwillingness to experiment with mixed drinks. Mixed drinks landed me with rainbow wings, so I think I'm with Neal on this one, Bo. Neal started to tell Kenzi about scoring drinks, but he wound up turned into a cat, instead. Normal, too. Tyrion wanted whatever was strongest, so Bo served him the Everclear. Wow. Just straight? And Kenzi shared important things with Bo, like how she's got a job at Caritas now, presumably stealing all the tips, and about how she thought that Mitchell was hot.
Deadpool: I wouldn’t know, I haven’t met him.
Warren: I guess he's not too bad? He saved my ass once, so I'm kind of more inclined to hero-worship than swooning, though. …. Crap. Did I say that on the radio? Squirrels, take back your rum. I'm done here.
Deadpool: Ha HA! I’m sending you horrible RPS now. Archangel/Cyclops. Nice and emo.
Warren: … Who and who?
Deadpool: You’ll know when you get them. Oh. You’ll know.
Warren: You frighten me a little more every day, I think. Take care, Fandom Island. I'm flying off before he starts calling me blue again.