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Fandom Radio: Friday, August 26th 2011
Columbus: Good Morning Fandom! This is Columbus Ohio.
Jack: And I'm Jack Carter. You're listening to WTFH where we all live by the slogan...
*paper shuffling*
Jack: "Where's me rum?"
Columbus: I think maybe next time we'll do our own intros.
Jack: I'm not the one who agreed to it.
Columbus: Well they looked so cute!
Jack: They're squirrels. Drunk squirrels.
*THWOCK!*
Jack: OW! With uncanny aim.
Columbus: Maybe we should just read the news.
Jack: Maybe I should use you as a human shield.
Columbus: That's not- OW!
Jack: I like this plan.
School!
Jack: Of which there was none.
Columbus: Except for Anakin having office hours. Tahiri stopped by to say good by as she's leaving tomorrow. Jaina then called to get an update about something called Panem. Then K stopped by with a package which according to the squirrels caused Anakin to owe himself money.
Jack: That makes no sense.
Columbus: And you work where?
Jack: In a radio station run by a pirate with news written by drunken squirrels.
Columbus: Moving on, Leia stopped by to say good bye as she was also leaving tomorrow and then Karla stopped by as well.
Jack: Meanwhile, Reno was being nostalgic in his office when Romeo stopped by to update him on Fandom stuff before learning that Reno and Rikku were leaving the island and then Bo blackmailed Kenzi with video she could post on YouTube.
DORMS!
Columbus: Over in the dorms, Jake was working on his motorcycle when Caroline came by to flirt and also got a visit from Mercy as well. In the evening Roy was making Chili which Bobby hoped the new kids would hear marvelous tales of. Butters was wary of the chili due to a traumatic experience in his past while Kenzi wondered if Butters would be frying Twinkies any time soon. Kenzi was also excited about the Chili but Roy seemed to be more excited about Kenzi looking different with clothes on. Kenzi was also excited about the Chili but Roy seemed to be more excited about Kenzi looking different with clothes on.
Jack: Then down on the third floor Annie was eating pizza and watching a purple dinosaur. Dave confused because he apparently had never seen such an evil thing before.
Columbus: According to the squirrels, you seemed to know something about such evil.
Jack: And we will never talk of it again. Meanwhile Kate was packing up to leave Fandom and got visits from Nathan, Bod and Luke. Emma was also packing up when she got a phone call folloed by visits from Peter, Bobby and Karla.
Columbus: Also packing up was Alex who got a visit from Alice and Harper. Momoko was also packing at the last minute and got a visit from Spock, Scully and Lion-O.
Town!
Jack: Over in the clinic, Scully was checking out travel sites while Butters was reading a letter from home at the post office.
Columbus: At MHA, Fraser was going over rental agreements while Jack Priest was tidying things over at Cabot & Associates.
Jack: And later Jack and Emma had one last date. Awww. And finally Kenzi was manning the bar at Caritas where Hercules got overcharged for a beer.
Columbus: And that's it for yesterday's news people.
Jack: Once again this is Jack Carter and Columbus Ohio wishing you a pleasant morning and reminding you to ask "Where's me rum?"
Columbus: They must have snuck that one in.
Jack: Crafty little sh- OW!
Columbus: With uncanny aim. Have a good morning everyone!
Jack: And I'm Jack Carter. You're listening to WTFH where we all live by the slogan...
*paper shuffling*
Jack: "Where's me rum?"
Columbus: I think maybe next time we'll do our own intros.
Jack: I'm not the one who agreed to it.
Columbus: Well they looked so cute!
Jack: They're squirrels. Drunk squirrels.
*THWOCK!*
Jack: OW! With uncanny aim.
Columbus: Maybe we should just read the news.
Jack: Maybe I should use you as a human shield.
Columbus: That's not- OW!
Jack: I like this plan.
School!
Jack: Of which there was none.
Columbus: Except for Anakin having office hours. Tahiri stopped by to say good by as she's leaving tomorrow. Jaina then called to get an update about something called Panem. Then K stopped by with a package which according to the squirrels caused Anakin to owe himself money.
Jack: That makes no sense.
Columbus: And you work where?
Jack: In a radio station run by a pirate with news written by drunken squirrels.
Columbus: Moving on, Leia stopped by to say good bye as she was also leaving tomorrow and then Karla stopped by as well.
Jack: Meanwhile, Reno was being nostalgic in his office when Romeo stopped by to update him on Fandom stuff before learning that Reno and Rikku were leaving the island and then Bo blackmailed Kenzi with video she could post on YouTube.
DORMS!
Columbus: Over in the dorms, Jake was working on his motorcycle when Caroline came by to flirt and also got a visit from Mercy as well. In the evening Roy was making Chili which Bobby hoped the new kids would hear marvelous tales of. Butters was wary of the chili due to a traumatic experience in his past while Kenzi wondered if Butters would be frying Twinkies any time soon. Kenzi was also excited about the Chili but Roy seemed to be more excited about Kenzi looking different with clothes on. Kenzi was also excited about the Chili but Roy seemed to be more excited about Kenzi looking different with clothes on.
Jack: Then down on the third floor Annie was eating pizza and watching a purple dinosaur. Dave confused because he apparently had never seen such an evil thing before.
Columbus: According to the squirrels, you seemed to know something about such evil.
Jack: And we will never talk of it again. Meanwhile Kate was packing up to leave Fandom and got visits from Nathan, Bod and Luke. Emma was also packing up when she got a phone call folloed by visits from Peter, Bobby and Karla.
Columbus: Also packing up was Alex who got a visit from Alice and Harper. Momoko was also packing at the last minute and got a visit from Spock, Scully and Lion-O.
Town!
Jack: Over in the clinic, Scully was checking out travel sites while Butters was reading a letter from home at the post office.
Columbus: At MHA, Fraser was going over rental agreements while Jack Priest was tidying things over at Cabot & Associates.
Jack: And later Jack and Emma had one last date. Awww. And finally Kenzi was manning the bar at Caritas where Hercules got overcharged for a beer.
Columbus: And that's it for yesterday's news people.
Jack: Once again this is Jack Carter and Columbus Ohio wishing you a pleasant morning and reminding you to ask "Where's me rum?"
Columbus: They must have snuck that one in.
Jack: Crafty little sh- OW!
Columbus: With uncanny aim. Have a good morning everyone!