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fandom_radio2011-08-25 10:04 am
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Pirate Radio [Thursday, August 25, 2011]
Good morning, me hearties! It is I, Captain Jack Sparrow, bringing ye the news on these final days before a new group of students and teachers arrive on this island. If anyone named William Turner arrives--he's a eunuch. Lovely singing voice, though.
We had no classes yesterday, as befits the week before the new semester--not even a student hiding in the library like a book has ever taught ye something. Over in the dorms, Helen continued th' exodus of graduates, but not before James stopped by t' say farewell.
And in town, the part o' the island that matters because that's where I live, Kate had her last shift at the movie theater. Nathan came in to demand candy 'n say goodbye, and Topher was there for a movie 'n was quite surprised to see that Kate worked there. He took the chance t' whine about how her boyfriend had punched him, which I'm told is always hugely effective.
*chittering*
Oh, I missed a "not at all". My apologies. Mitchell and Kate realized they had no idea what the mate who works the box office is actually named and her plans for when she returns to Kansas. Young William was dealing wit' far too many peaches at Fixer Uppers, Emma was doling out free condoms t' graduates at Dite's under the watchful eyes of Jack who was not me, and Alex the wench went to Caritas where Nathan told her she was an infant 'n couldn't serve her.
...did she turn into an infant? Around here, that might not be out o' the realm of possibility.
That's all the notes I have, other than a warning that if ye don't wish t' be subjected to naught but Captain Kangaroo today--who I can assure ye is not a real Captain--leave the televisions off.
We had no classes yesterday, as befits the week before the new semester--not even a student hiding in the library like a book has ever taught ye something. Over in the dorms, Helen continued th' exodus of graduates, but not before James stopped by t' say farewell.
And in town, the part o' the island that matters because that's where I live, Kate had her last shift at the movie theater. Nathan came in to demand candy 'n say goodbye, and Topher was there for a movie 'n was quite surprised to see that Kate worked there. He took the chance t' whine about how her boyfriend had punched him, which I'm told is always hugely effective.
*chittering*
Oh, I missed a "not at all". My apologies. Mitchell and Kate realized they had no idea what the mate who works the box office is actually named and her plans for when she returns to Kansas. Young William was dealing wit' far too many peaches at Fixer Uppers, Emma was doling out free condoms t' graduates at Dite's under the watchful eyes of Jack who was not me, and Alex the wench went to Caritas where Nathan told her she was an infant 'n couldn't serve her.
...did she turn into an infant? Around here, that might not be out o' the realm of possibility.
That's all the notes I have, other than a warning that if ye don't wish t' be subjected to naught but Captain Kangaroo today--who I can assure ye is not a real Captain--leave the televisions off.