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Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning 8/21
Deadpool: Hey, you’re not a ginger!
Warren: …. Not last time I checked, no.
Deadpool: ...what the hell is wrong with your wings? This is a new thing? Oh god, was Apocalypse involved? Did he finally come out of the closet and make you the gayest horseman of the most fabulous apocalypse ever?
Warren: … No, I got drunk.
Deadpool: That so isn’t as fun as my theory.
Warren: Honestly, I'm not even sure if your theory makes sense to me. Horseman? What?
Deadpool: Blue. At the school, Bod was busy looking up travel plans. Haven’t we all travelled enough, people?
Warren: Maybe they're doing it for the frequent flyer points?
Deadpool: Ooo, that could be! Over at the dorms, we have Nico apperently overdoing the AC in his room as he repaired his armor. Oh, Nico. You're not an alcoholic. Kate was busy on the deck, not going to the sock hop. Why do you hate sock hops? Is it because of some horrible poodle skirt accident years ago that brings up all the trauma in the world? I bet it is. My esteemed co-host took that chick of his out for a picnic in hopes of distracting from his nyan-cat wings. You are just so lucky that Jan isn't here. She loves that cat.
Warren: … Maybe that was what the rainbow dye was about...
Deadpool: Damn right.
Warren: How do you know these things, and I don't? I was just kind of hoping it was to balance out how gray everything is in Pleasantville.
Deadpool: I read the post.
Warren: Okay. Reading. That's good. I should probably do that too. I mean, with the notes. Uh, in Town, Leto was having coffee at the Perk when Jack stopped by and greeted him. They talked about how Jack is working on the island for the summer, and how Leto came to see Ghanima, but found Alice instead.
Deadpool: Surprise!
Warren: And then there was that Sock Hop in town, which I hope people realized was more about dancing and mingling around with friends than hopping around in socks, but I guess around here we probably should explain these things in advance if we don't want to confuse anyone who wasn't from post-1950s Earth. Topher and Peter did some of that mingling thing. Or, well, I guess Peter was giving Topher a hard time for getting him sick? Which, if it was that sickness that we all just got over... what were those two doing for Topher to get Peter infected in the first place? At least Peter was still on top of his game when Kenzi tried, and failed, to steal his Wallet. Are we going to have to start chaining our credit cards to our belts?
Deadpool: Or just booby-trap things. One of my pouches has poison in it.
Warren: I'm not really so big on pouches as you are.
Deadpool: Because you weren’t created in the 90s. It was X-TREME then.
Warren: I get the feeling that there's some kind of terrible X-gene related pun in there somewhere. I'm going to read some more. After explaining that he was there for the food, Topher informed Dave that he hasn't been punched lately. Bod, meanwhile, was pretty protective over Kate, telling Topher to stop harassing her over something that used to be on the internet. And probably still is, because... It's the internet. Nothing dies on the internet. Like NyanCat. And then, because food is harder to chain to your belt than a wallet, Kenzi tried to steal Topher's. Which mostly just ended up getting food on the floor.
Deadpool: She’s a massive klepto, isn’t she?
Warren: I'm starting to get that impression, yes.
Deadpool: Maybe we should stage an intervention.
Warren: What does klepto detox look like?
Deadpool: Smacking her hand with a ruler when she tries to steal stuff. Like a nun.
Warren: That could work! Miley and Kate talked clothing, Ramona and Nathan talked about peeing near Big Ben, and Jacob and Quinn talked about extreme hair. One of these things really isn't like the others.
Deadpool: Hair Battle! I love that show!
Warren: All I can think about now are pompadours and beehives growing mechanical arms and duking it out, mano-a-mano. Coiffure-a-coiffure.
Deadpool: You lost me at the French.
Warren: Now you know how the rest of us feel.
Deadpool: Yeah, well... your feathers aren’t that pretty up close.
Warren: They look better when they haven't been used as a pillow recently.
Deadpool: You have a freaky personal life, my friend.
Warren: I'm a Worthington. After introducing themselves, Peter and Toby talk about where Toby is from, a little. Kenzi invited Toby to the mainland with her, and they talked disguises. Considering what Kenzi was up to last night with the wallets and the food, I can only imagine what they'd need disguises for. Did they rob a bank? Caroline and Jacob were impressed with one another's clothing, and they danced while Jake talked about his bike. Annie and Sam L talked about how mouse ears make people's heads look bigger, and Alex and Bruce discussed maybe getting in one last dance before Alex has to leave Fandom. Aw. And then, quelle surprise, Kenzi tried to steal Jack's wallet. Jack got it back, though. Also quelle surprise. She seems to kind of suck at pickpocketing anybody but Wesley. Sorry, Wesley.
Deadpool: I’m not. He’s a limey! Go back to drinking your tea!
Warren: Quinn and Bruce talked about how Fandom is the only place where you can go to a sock hop after helping friends on distant islands. Other worlds. Timelines. Realities. All of that. It's a Fandom thing, right? And Ramona and Elphaba talked about their respective definitiions of 'whimsical' before Elphaba argued that 'Munchkinland' isn't cute. I, uh, don't know, Elphaba. The word is kind of fun to say. Ramona was shunning cute otherwise, though, since Bruce didn't seem so surprised that she wasn't wearing a poodle skirt. Not made out of or shaped like actual poodles, by the way.
Deadpool: Which would just be awkward and not cover much.
Warren: Depends on the poodle?
Deadpool: And if you can cut them up! Quinn asked Ramona about hair dye because she wants to be all nyan-cat too. I support this plan. There was also food! Or food type things. Scully told Bruce about her fabulous black nails after that unfortunate business with the mutating into monsters. We don't talk about that around these parts, okay? There were also the requisite shadowy corners for people to lurk in and make comments about the dresses and who was totally a fashion don't. Toby and Kate were busy talking about how they're not dance people, but still there. Talking to each other. Why do I get the urge to make glittery flags?
Warren: After this week, I'm going to just suggest that it's the rum. Rum gives people weird urges like that.
Deadpool: Mmmm. Rum. I like the way you think, tiny Warren.
Warren: That's a good thing, right?
Deadpool: I think it all depends on how you take it. I might even stop mocking on radio. Or telling your girlfriend to dress up like Dazzler.
Warren: … That's a codename, right? What kind of codename is that?
Deadpool: She’s like Lady Gaga with disco and rollerskates and mutant powers. You know, I’m also pretty sure Lady Gaga is a mutant too.
Warren: I think you'd almost have to be, to come up with something like a flamethrower bra.
Deadpool: Hot. Surreal and Peter met and she told him all about how she calls Topher a kitten. Which works, but he seems more spastic than that, not gonna lie here folks. She went on to tell Quinn that she was waiting for the ambrosia to come to life so she can kill it. Hopefully with fire. That shit isn't right. Sam and Kate talk about her apperently being a teddy bear before moving onto selling people. Selling people isn't cool, man. Unless you're a mercenary. Then you can break all the laws you damn well please. Sam also went on to bond with the wall and Toby about insults. You know, I'm pretty sure I saw that as a prompt online. I'm just sayin', folks. Kate and The Goddamn Bruce Wayne talked about glitter being a disease. Probably an STD from space. He knows aaaaall about that. And there was also a dance floor! On which you could boogie.
Warren: Boogie-woogie choo-choo train.
Deadpool: ...If I had a rolled up newspaper, I’d hit you on the nose with it.
Warren: It seemed topical!
Deadpool: Oh, and last, but not least... Bo was at the Devil's Nest, giving booze to that mulleted guy. No, the other one.
Warren: The other-other one.
Deadpool: There are so many!
Warren: This island kind of attracts them. Like a big magnet.
Deadpool: I don’t approve of them. Just keep that in mind for parents’ weekend, folks.
Warren: There needs to be some kind of free haircuts at the causeway thing set up, maybe. Come with a mullet, free anything else.
Deadpool: ...we must set this up now. Have a good day, folks!
Warren: …. Not last time I checked, no.
Deadpool: ...what the hell is wrong with your wings? This is a new thing? Oh god, was Apocalypse involved? Did he finally come out of the closet and make you the gayest horseman of the most fabulous apocalypse ever?
Warren: … No, I got drunk.
Deadpool: That so isn’t as fun as my theory.
Warren: Honestly, I'm not even sure if your theory makes sense to me. Horseman? What?
Deadpool: Blue. At the school, Bod was busy looking up travel plans. Haven’t we all travelled enough, people?
Warren: Maybe they're doing it for the frequent flyer points?
Deadpool: Ooo, that could be! Over at the dorms, we have Nico apperently overdoing the AC in his room as he repaired his armor. Oh, Nico. You're not an alcoholic. Kate was busy on the deck, not going to the sock hop. Why do you hate sock hops? Is it because of some horrible poodle skirt accident years ago that brings up all the trauma in the world? I bet it is. My esteemed co-host took that chick of his out for a picnic in hopes of distracting from his nyan-cat wings. You are just so lucky that Jan isn't here. She loves that cat.
Warren: … Maybe that was what the rainbow dye was about...
Deadpool: Damn right.
Warren: How do you know these things, and I don't? I was just kind of hoping it was to balance out how gray everything is in Pleasantville.
Deadpool: I read the post.
Warren: Okay. Reading. That's good. I should probably do that too. I mean, with the notes. Uh, in Town, Leto was having coffee at the Perk when Jack stopped by and greeted him. They talked about how Jack is working on the island for the summer, and how Leto came to see Ghanima, but found Alice instead.
Deadpool: Surprise!
Warren: And then there was that Sock Hop in town, which I hope people realized was more about dancing and mingling around with friends than hopping around in socks, but I guess around here we probably should explain these things in advance if we don't want to confuse anyone who wasn't from post-1950s Earth. Topher and Peter did some of that mingling thing. Or, well, I guess Peter was giving Topher a hard time for getting him sick? Which, if it was that sickness that we all just got over... what were those two doing for Topher to get Peter infected in the first place? At least Peter was still on top of his game when Kenzi tried, and failed, to steal his Wallet. Are we going to have to start chaining our credit cards to our belts?
Deadpool: Or just booby-trap things. One of my pouches has poison in it.
Warren: I'm not really so big on pouches as you are.
Deadpool: Because you weren’t created in the 90s. It was X-TREME then.
Warren: I get the feeling that there's some kind of terrible X-gene related pun in there somewhere. I'm going to read some more. After explaining that he was there for the food, Topher informed Dave that he hasn't been punched lately. Bod, meanwhile, was pretty protective over Kate, telling Topher to stop harassing her over something that used to be on the internet. And probably still is, because... It's the internet. Nothing dies on the internet. Like NyanCat. And then, because food is harder to chain to your belt than a wallet, Kenzi tried to steal Topher's. Which mostly just ended up getting food on the floor.
Deadpool: She’s a massive klepto, isn’t she?
Warren: I'm starting to get that impression, yes.
Deadpool: Maybe we should stage an intervention.
Warren: What does klepto detox look like?
Deadpool: Smacking her hand with a ruler when she tries to steal stuff. Like a nun.
Warren: That could work! Miley and Kate talked clothing, Ramona and Nathan talked about peeing near Big Ben, and Jacob and Quinn talked about extreme hair. One of these things really isn't like the others.
Deadpool: Hair Battle! I love that show!
Warren: All I can think about now are pompadours and beehives growing mechanical arms and duking it out, mano-a-mano. Coiffure-a-coiffure.
Deadpool: You lost me at the French.
Warren: Now you know how the rest of us feel.
Deadpool: Yeah, well... your feathers aren’t that pretty up close.
Warren: They look better when they haven't been used as a pillow recently.
Deadpool: You have a freaky personal life, my friend.
Warren: I'm a Worthington. After introducing themselves, Peter and Toby talk about where Toby is from, a little. Kenzi invited Toby to the mainland with her, and they talked disguises. Considering what Kenzi was up to last night with the wallets and the food, I can only imagine what they'd need disguises for. Did they rob a bank? Caroline and Jacob were impressed with one another's clothing, and they danced while Jake talked about his bike. Annie and Sam L talked about how mouse ears make people's heads look bigger, and Alex and Bruce discussed maybe getting in one last dance before Alex has to leave Fandom. Aw. And then, quelle surprise, Kenzi tried to steal Jack's wallet. Jack got it back, though. Also quelle surprise. She seems to kind of suck at pickpocketing anybody but Wesley. Sorry, Wesley.
Deadpool: I’m not. He’s a limey! Go back to drinking your tea!
Warren: Quinn and Bruce talked about how Fandom is the only place where you can go to a sock hop after helping friends on distant islands. Other worlds. Timelines. Realities. All of that. It's a Fandom thing, right? And Ramona and Elphaba talked about their respective definitiions of 'whimsical' before Elphaba argued that 'Munchkinland' isn't cute. I, uh, don't know, Elphaba. The word is kind of fun to say. Ramona was shunning cute otherwise, though, since Bruce didn't seem so surprised that she wasn't wearing a poodle skirt. Not made out of or shaped like actual poodles, by the way.
Deadpool: Which would just be awkward and not cover much.
Warren: Depends on the poodle?
Deadpool: And if you can cut them up! Quinn asked Ramona about hair dye because she wants to be all nyan-cat too. I support this plan. There was also food! Or food type things. Scully told Bruce about her fabulous black nails after that unfortunate business with the mutating into monsters. We don't talk about that around these parts, okay? There were also the requisite shadowy corners for people to lurk in and make comments about the dresses and who was totally a fashion don't. Toby and Kate were busy talking about how they're not dance people, but still there. Talking to each other. Why do I get the urge to make glittery flags?
Warren: After this week, I'm going to just suggest that it's the rum. Rum gives people weird urges like that.
Deadpool: Mmmm. Rum. I like the way you think, tiny Warren.
Warren: That's a good thing, right?
Deadpool: I think it all depends on how you take it. I might even stop mocking on radio. Or telling your girlfriend to dress up like Dazzler.
Warren: … That's a codename, right? What kind of codename is that?
Deadpool: She’s like Lady Gaga with disco and rollerskates and mutant powers. You know, I’m also pretty sure Lady Gaga is a mutant too.
Warren: I think you'd almost have to be, to come up with something like a flamethrower bra.
Deadpool: Hot. Surreal and Peter met and she told him all about how she calls Topher a kitten. Which works, but he seems more spastic than that, not gonna lie here folks. She went on to tell Quinn that she was waiting for the ambrosia to come to life so she can kill it. Hopefully with fire. That shit isn't right. Sam and Kate talk about her apperently being a teddy bear before moving onto selling people. Selling people isn't cool, man. Unless you're a mercenary. Then you can break all the laws you damn well please. Sam also went on to bond with the wall and Toby about insults. You know, I'm pretty sure I saw that as a prompt online. I'm just sayin', folks. Kate and The Goddamn Bruce Wayne talked about glitter being a disease. Probably an STD from space. He knows aaaaall about that. And there was also a dance floor! On which you could boogie.
Warren: Boogie-woogie choo-choo train.
Deadpool: ...If I had a rolled up newspaper, I’d hit you on the nose with it.
Warren: It seemed topical!
Deadpool: Oh, and last, but not least... Bo was at the Devil's Nest, giving booze to that mulleted guy. No, the other one.
Warren: The other-other one.
Deadpool: There are so many!
Warren: This island kind of attracts them. Like a big magnet.
Deadpool: I don’t approve of them. Just keep that in mind for parents’ weekend, folks.
Warren: There needs to be some kind of free haircuts at the causeway thing set up, maybe. Come with a mullet, free anything else.
Deadpool: ...we must set this up now. Have a good day, folks!