http://capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-08-11 10:03 am
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Fandom Radio [Thursday, August 11, 2011]

Good morning, mateys! Not that I spy what is especially good about mornings, but one must maintain the proper rituals, savvy? It's very nice t' see ye all not being gray and eating squirrels this week.

*relieved chittering*

The squirrels also thank ye for the last part. Now on to the news!

In classes, How t' Survive the Zombie Apocalypse learned how t' escape from zombies while driving cars. The students drove. Not the zombies...though now I'm seeing one of those movies wit' the two men who are clearly dating as they steal cars in various locations--The Speedy and Pissed? Something like that?--working with a zombie crew. Hollywood, call me! The students were let loose in Disneyland in Everything's a Weapon, charged with bopping the costumed wenches with wee rubber hammers. I'm doing that today. I've jes' decided. And after an inspiring opening number, Pinkie Pie led her class o' the Magic of a Good Time in party games like bobbin' fer apples...and other things...a pinata, and pin the tail on the pony. My favorite party game is quarters! Drinkin' and money! What's not t' love?

Gabrielle wasn't t' be found in the library today, and Stark was lookin' up Disney-themed cupcakes. Inquirin' minds wish t' know--will we be allowed t' hit them with squeaky hammers?

In the dorms, Rinoa was watching Death by Flugelhorn 2: Jazz Solo from Beyond the Grave. I don't care what the squirrels' notes say, that movie sounds amazing. Raven came by t' check on Rinoa from last week and stayed fer the movie, Squall was tryin' to figure out the plot of the movie, and Seifer shows that he has excellent taste by believing the movie t' be wonderful. Stephanie and Rinoa tried t' figure out the movie but then got sidetracked into talking about Rinoa's home instead. Flugelhorns, wenches! There were flugelhorns!

...it's entirely possible I don't really know what a flugelhorn is.

And Stan was doing homework in his room like a--

*chittering*

--nerd, thank you, until his roommate Toby brought him a brownie and it turned him into a puppy.

*chittering*

My way was more interestin'. And Scully stopped by t' check in on Momoko, who apologized fer trying to eat her last week. These things happen. Jes don't do it again, unless you're now a vampire. And if ye are, don't eat me, savvy? Ramona sent an email, so check yer email, everyone, and maybe you got it, and Sookie and Bobby are back from a roadtrip 'n got into a discussion about last week.

And in town, the only part that really matters, Deadpool, Cable, and Jan turned into a dingo, a lemming and a puppy, and then walked into a bar. What? Ye were totally thinking it too. A distracted wench Alex taught her class about child labor laws at the community center, Kate was pensive at the theater until Bod came in wearin' mouse ears, which ought t' cheer everyone up. Emma was samplin' the obscene lollipops at 'Dites, Hank had a special on Disney things at T&C, and Rude's dealt with a different kind of large rodent problem at the post office. Lion-o had a French food special at Cafe Luke's and Quinn indulged in some internet shoppin' at the hotel. And Jessica still has a gray patch on her cheek at the Devil's Nest--I think that means ye get half-off yer drink!--while Nathan's playin' with his phone at Caritas. Meanwhile, Jack--not me--got drunk--though it sounds like me--and behaved badly until Bruce tried t' punch him and disappeared. Jack decided that was because he was amazing.

...maybe there's something to a name bringin' about similar character traits after all.

And finally, Cara stopped by the clinic and was disappointed that Chloe didn't recognize her.

That's all the news I have today, me hearties! Go out 'n get some mouse ears hats. Ye'll look fantastic.