http://exactlyaverage.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-07-22 12:31 am

Fandom Radio: Friday, July 22nd

Columbus: Good morning Fandom! It's a beautiful crisp clear day in Fandom! It's days like these that make you feel alive.

Jack: Or just freaking cold.

Columbus: Well maybe if you wore a sweater with sleeves...

Jack: Shut up and read the news.

School

Columbus: Starting off the day was Talking is a Free Action where Deadpool pimped his own comic book and talked about Villainous Monologues. Students then took turns monologging at each other.

Then in Monkey Business, Jane went into great detail about Chimpanzees. Students then visited the Jungle to visit the chimps in said habitat and then later Jeremy chatted with Jane about being a Monkey. Jane of course was very excited to hear all about it.

Next was Cupcake War Crimes, where Anders and Stark had a bunch of fake and real cupcakes along with a gremlin under glass. Students then had to discern which cupakes were real and which ones were soap. Without getting bitten by a gremlin. Momoko then fulfilled her TA duties by chatting with Kenzi.

Finally there was Teambuilding for Dummies where Oz threw the entire class into detention to force everyone to form strong team bonds. And be forced to write Essays.

Over in the library Alexander was manning the main desk as William the puppy read a book. Meanwhile Summer was in her office looking at pictures while Anakin was in his office chatting with Raven.

Are you feeling all right? You haven't interrupted the news once to say something sarcastic.

Jack: Too cold. No sleeves. Can't snark.

Columbus: I hope we stay in the cold for a very long time.

Jack: Bite me.

Dorms

Columbus: Then over in Jack's room, Jack discovered that someone had cut all the sleeves off his shirts. Oh! Is that why you don't have-

Jack: Yeah. Thanks for noticing.

Columbus: Annie then chatted with Jack about how Jack shouldn't retaliate and be mature about it.

Jack: Nothing mature about freezing to death.

Columbus:Don't be such a whiner.

Town

Columbus: Over in the clinic, Scully was examining some tusks while Fraser and Dier were enjoying the snow over at MHA. Despite the cold Millie opened up the Book Haven while Helen kept the horses inside over at the gig. Chuck was staying warm with some scotch over at Caritas and Caroline stopped in for a beer. Butters was sending Christmas cards back home to his friends in South park because of all the snow.

Finally over at the Community Center, Jack Sparrow hosted another Chopped with Millie, Jane and Deadpool participating.

Well that's it for us Fandom. I'm Columbus Ohio.

Jack: And I'm freezing cold.

Columbus: You all have a good day now. Y'hear?

Jack: Can I borrow your coat?

Columbus: No. Bite me.