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fandom_radio2011-07-17 12:19 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning 7/17
Reno: Well, we ain’t ponies, we ain’t other people as far as I can tell, there ain’t been no robot spiders runnin’ about, and the ladies on the mainland are still wearin’ way too much clothing, yo. This is officially the weirdest Sunday we’ve had for the summer broadcasts, yet.
Deadpool: I liked being a pony.
Reno: I learned the hard way that unicorn horns ain’t for roastin’ marshmallows with.
Deadpool: ...awwww. Was it in the microwave? Because that’s not healthy, you know.
Reno: …. Well, that explains so much, yo.
Deadpool: You live and learn! Over at the school, we have Bod and Kate who is not a cat were at the library. The only jokes I can come up with here are pretty bad, so we'll just move on.
Reno: In his office, Hercules was workin' on a lesson plan. On the weekend, man? Jeez, I don't usually bother with that kinda thing until the night before, at best. Sometimes I just kinda make it up as I go along, yo. Anyhow, whatever he was workin' on, it got him kinda melancholy. Bet you're all surprised I know a word that big, right? That's gotta be at least two syllables.
Deadpool: Lesson... plans? I don’t understand.
Reno: I think that’s kinda like scripted teachin’. Shit, my students are lucky if they get a syllabus every semester, yo.
Deadpool: You’re talkin’ crazy now. Silly-bus? HA!
Reno: Cute little word they made up to make the teachers giggle around the start of the semester, I’m sure. In the dorms, Scully and Momo decide to be all nosy an' wonder what the chick across the hall is up to. That somehow led to them talkin' about Momo's injury, which Scully helped her out with. You know, Momo, we got a clinic on the island. And Rikku an' I got potions, for that matter. You don’t gotta run around with an injury for long around here, yo. Ramona was partakin' in one of my old favorite activities: Smokin' by the window. Difference is, she was lettin' her newly-dyed hair dry, an' I ain't never had to take a chemical to my head to get my hair this stunnin' color, yo. Nathan was doin' the same thing without the hair dye, but by bein' all considerate or whatever by takin' his smoke up to the roof, yo. Caroline, bein' the carin' individual that she is, informed Nathan that she was gonna shove him offa the roof. But not to worry, kids. She decided she was gonna at least take care of the corpse for him, yo. That's what friends are for. Stan called Nathan old, which I gotta say is makin' me feel kinda ancient now, yo, and they got to talkin' about people who pretend that they got drinkin' problems so that they can use it as an excuse to be total idiots, yo. That, uh, common where you're from, Stan? Ramona took a break from smokin' in her room to head on up to tell Nathan that it'd probably hurt like hell if he did somethin' stupid like jump. An' if that didn't turn him off of it, she added that she wasn't gonna get all snuggly nor nothin' with his body if he did it. That's good, because we only got room for so many people with weird dead-people kinks on this island, yo.
Deadpool: They should start a club!
Reno: You’d probably be able to pick ‘em out because of the smell.
Deadpool: Eew.
Reno: In the common room on the third floor, Tony was watchin' some really stupid movie about Mega-Reptiles, because apparently the TV hates rich kids. See, there's a problem I never had, yo. He an' Warren got to talkin' about how they couldn't turn it off, before Warren convinced Tony to go screwin' around in the guts of the thing to get the channel to change. Elphaba wanted to know why in the world Tony would wanna go an' make a robot-monster thing like whatever the hell it was in the movies. The answer? Because he could. You know, Tony, we had this psycho scientist back home with a big forehead and an annoyin' laugh with a mindset like that? I'm gonna have to start keepin' an eye on you if you ever master a cackle. An' then Elphaba, who likes her popcorn plain, and Warren, who doesn't, got to talkin' about how the channel was stuck.
Deadpool: That is one rich ass room there. Just sayin’.
Reno: Yeah? I think they were missin’ a few, though.
Deadpool: Bruce, get your rich ass in there next time.
Reno: Jack - Man, we have so many Jacks on this island. I think the squirrels are talkin' about the one that ain't a pirate or a legal aid or a big brother to a puppy- wanted to make sure that what Tony was watchin' wasn't a preview for the next big invasion, yo. Tony didn't get it when Jack made a reference to people called Tiffany an' Debbie Gibson. Hell, neither do I. They live on the island somewhere?
Deadpool: Philistine.
Reno: Clandestine.
Deadpool: Clan Dayspring?
Reno: Sounds kinda like a kinda bottled water.
Deadpool: How about Clan Akkaba?
Reno: Abracadabra? Yeaah.
Deadpool: I wanna reach out and grab ya.
Reno: Topher was understandably a little put-off by the shitty CG in the movie, an' for some reason I feel obligated to say that it can't be all that bad if the reptiles had, like, mouths. Naturally, this got him an' Tony talkin' about John Travolta movies. I'm sure it made sense at the time, yo. Jack, meanwhile, got to talkin' with Topher about how it's only the good shows on Fox that get cancelled, so there ain't no point in tryin' to get them to air that reptile thingie, anyhow. Better luck next time, Topher.
Deadpool: I wanna ship him and Stark now. Because I’m that person. Ooo! Ooo! I’m putting it up on the next kinkmeme!
Reno: … Just when I think you’re startin’ to make sense, man.
Deadpool: Oh, the wonders of RPS.
Reno: … I’d think you were talkin’ about a Reactor Protective System, but I’m havin’ trouble figurin’ out what that’s got to do with kink.
Deadpool: I’ll send you some links. Aaaaand in town, we have that Danni at the Gig, making the horses nervous with her raaaaaage. And also, that sexy Bo at the Devil's Nest. Guy with the disappointing name found it hard to look her in the eye before going for the pun method of not picking up chicks. Eric was all 'where's the rest of your clothing?' and she was all 'oh, you love it!' and then he was all 'you got me there! lololol!' and then I vomited in my mask just for saying that outloud.
Reno: Yo, squirrels? Think we can have some wet-naps or somethin’ over this way?
Deadpool: He lolz! ALL THE TIME! CAPSLOCK IS FOR EMPHASIS.
Reno: An’ if you can douse them naps with chloroform, that’d be good too, yo.
Deadpool: Oh, like that shit works on me. You’re better off with elephant tranquilizers. Ronan also showed up to hit on her and her tiny, tiny skirt while ordering himself a nice, Irish beer. And inferior to all things Canadian. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Kay also showed up to get a bourbon because he's class or something. Eric was in the VIP area when Kay showed up to deliver some super special dirt to him. Whoa now, goin' wild there, guys.
Reno: You know, when people delivered dirt to me, back when, I just went and planted beans in it.
Deadpool: Were they any good?
Reno: They were kinda yellow. But apparently they were supposed to be?
Deadpool: Gross, man.
Reno: Beats purple apples. An’ it looks like we’re done. Until next week, Fandom, try not to worry too much about any weird-lookin’ food.
Deadpool: It’s builds character.
Deadpool: I liked being a pony.
Reno: I learned the hard way that unicorn horns ain’t for roastin’ marshmallows with.
Deadpool: ...awwww. Was it in the microwave? Because that’s not healthy, you know.
Reno: …. Well, that explains so much, yo.
Deadpool: You live and learn! Over at the school, we have Bod and Kate who is not a cat were at the library. The only jokes I can come up with here are pretty bad, so we'll just move on.
Reno: In his office, Hercules was workin' on a lesson plan. On the weekend, man? Jeez, I don't usually bother with that kinda thing until the night before, at best. Sometimes I just kinda make it up as I go along, yo. Anyhow, whatever he was workin' on, it got him kinda melancholy. Bet you're all surprised I know a word that big, right? That's gotta be at least two syllables.
Deadpool: Lesson... plans? I don’t understand.
Reno: I think that’s kinda like scripted teachin’. Shit, my students are lucky if they get a syllabus every semester, yo.
Deadpool: You’re talkin’ crazy now. Silly-bus? HA!
Reno: Cute little word they made up to make the teachers giggle around the start of the semester, I’m sure. In the dorms, Scully and Momo decide to be all nosy an' wonder what the chick across the hall is up to. That somehow led to them talkin' about Momo's injury, which Scully helped her out with. You know, Momo, we got a clinic on the island. And Rikku an' I got potions, for that matter. You don’t gotta run around with an injury for long around here, yo. Ramona was partakin' in one of my old favorite activities: Smokin' by the window. Difference is, she was lettin' her newly-dyed hair dry, an' I ain't never had to take a chemical to my head to get my hair this stunnin' color, yo. Nathan was doin' the same thing without the hair dye, but by bein' all considerate or whatever by takin' his smoke up to the roof, yo. Caroline, bein' the carin' individual that she is, informed Nathan that she was gonna shove him offa the roof. But not to worry, kids. She decided she was gonna at least take care of the corpse for him, yo. That's what friends are for. Stan called Nathan old, which I gotta say is makin' me feel kinda ancient now, yo, and they got to talkin' about people who pretend that they got drinkin' problems so that they can use it as an excuse to be total idiots, yo. That, uh, common where you're from, Stan? Ramona took a break from smokin' in her room to head on up to tell Nathan that it'd probably hurt like hell if he did somethin' stupid like jump. An' if that didn't turn him off of it, she added that she wasn't gonna get all snuggly nor nothin' with his body if he did it. That's good, because we only got room for so many people with weird dead-people kinks on this island, yo.
Deadpool: They should start a club!
Reno: You’d probably be able to pick ‘em out because of the smell.
Deadpool: Eew.
Reno: In the common room on the third floor, Tony was watchin' some really stupid movie about Mega-Reptiles, because apparently the TV hates rich kids. See, there's a problem I never had, yo. He an' Warren got to talkin' about how they couldn't turn it off, before Warren convinced Tony to go screwin' around in the guts of the thing to get the channel to change. Elphaba wanted to know why in the world Tony would wanna go an' make a robot-monster thing like whatever the hell it was in the movies. The answer? Because he could. You know, Tony, we had this psycho scientist back home with a big forehead and an annoyin' laugh with a mindset like that? I'm gonna have to start keepin' an eye on you if you ever master a cackle. An' then Elphaba, who likes her popcorn plain, and Warren, who doesn't, got to talkin' about how the channel was stuck.
Deadpool: That is one rich ass room there. Just sayin’.
Reno: Yeah? I think they were missin’ a few, though.
Deadpool: Bruce, get your rich ass in there next time.
Reno: Jack - Man, we have so many Jacks on this island. I think the squirrels are talkin' about the one that ain't a pirate or a legal aid or a big brother to a puppy- wanted to make sure that what Tony was watchin' wasn't a preview for the next big invasion, yo. Tony didn't get it when Jack made a reference to people called Tiffany an' Debbie Gibson. Hell, neither do I. They live on the island somewhere?
Deadpool: Philistine.
Reno: Clandestine.
Deadpool: Clan Dayspring?
Reno: Sounds kinda like a kinda bottled water.
Deadpool: How about Clan Akkaba?
Reno: Abracadabra? Yeaah.
Deadpool: I wanna reach out and grab ya.
Reno: Topher was understandably a little put-off by the shitty CG in the movie, an' for some reason I feel obligated to say that it can't be all that bad if the reptiles had, like, mouths. Naturally, this got him an' Tony talkin' about John Travolta movies. I'm sure it made sense at the time, yo. Jack, meanwhile, got to talkin' with Topher about how it's only the good shows on Fox that get cancelled, so there ain't no point in tryin' to get them to air that reptile thingie, anyhow. Better luck next time, Topher.
Deadpool: I wanna ship him and Stark now. Because I’m that person. Ooo! Ooo! I’m putting it up on the next kinkmeme!
Reno: … Just when I think you’re startin’ to make sense, man.
Deadpool: Oh, the wonders of RPS.
Reno: … I’d think you were talkin’ about a Reactor Protective System, but I’m havin’ trouble figurin’ out what that’s got to do with kink.
Deadpool: I’ll send you some links. Aaaaand in town, we have that Danni at the Gig, making the horses nervous with her raaaaaage. And also, that sexy Bo at the Devil's Nest. Guy with the disappointing name found it hard to look her in the eye before going for the pun method of not picking up chicks. Eric was all 'where's the rest of your clothing?' and she was all 'oh, you love it!' and then he was all 'you got me there! lololol!' and then I vomited in my mask just for saying that outloud.
Reno: Yo, squirrels? Think we can have some wet-naps or somethin’ over this way?
Deadpool: He lolz! ALL THE TIME! CAPSLOCK IS FOR EMPHASIS.
Reno: An’ if you can douse them naps with chloroform, that’d be good too, yo.
Deadpool: Oh, like that shit works on me. You’re better off with elephant tranquilizers. Ronan also showed up to hit on her and her tiny, tiny skirt while ordering himself a nice, Irish beer. And inferior to all things Canadian. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Kay also showed up to get a bourbon because he's class or something. Eric was in the VIP area when Kay showed up to deliver some super special dirt to him. Whoa now, goin' wild there, guys.
Reno: You know, when people delivered dirt to me, back when, I just went and planted beans in it.
Deadpool: Were they any good?
Reno: They were kinda yellow. But apparently they were supposed to be?
Deadpool: Gross, man.
Reno: Beats purple apples. An’ it looks like we’re done. Until next week, Fandom, try not to worry too much about any weird-lookin’ food.
Deadpool: It’s builds character.
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