Fandom Radio: Friday, July 15th

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Jack: Good morning Fandom. Once again this is Jack Carter and sitting next to me is Columbus Ohio. Who would probably say hi if he would actually take his nose out of that book he's reading.

Columbus: Hmm? What?

Jack: Hello. Radio? Our job?

Columbus: We get paid?

Jack: ... Good point. What is that book?

Columbus: Waltz with Wyverns! It's a series of fantasy novels written by-

Jack: I think I'm sorry I asked. How about I just read the news and you just read that big honkin' book.

Columbus: I'm okay with that.

Jack: I'm sure you are.

School!

Jack: Starting off

Columbus: Oh wow! Spoiler's spoiler just spoilered a spoiler!

Jack: Oooookay. As I was saying! We started off the day with Talking as a free action which had motiviational posters, decorating tips and the guy in pajamas talking about dramatic pauses and William Shatner. Then we all paired up and worked on our dramatic pauses.

Columbus: Man! Now Spoiler spoilered spoiler Spoiler's spoiler!

Jack: Are you feeling okay?

Columbus: Sure. Why?

Jack: ... Nevermind.

Columbus: Was that a dramatic pause?

Jack: No. Then in Monkey Business Jane sent everyone in to Central America via the Danger Shop to howl at monkeys.

Columbus: Whoa, now Spoiler just spoilered-

Jack: Okay. Stop. Why do you keep saying spoiler?

Columbus: What?

Jack: You keep saying spoiler. Over and over again.

Columbus: I am?

Jack: Yes!

Columbus: That's weird.

Jack: ... I KNOW!

Columbus: Are you supposed to wave your arms a lot when you do a dramatic pause?

Jack: That wasn't a dramatic pause! Geez! Okay. Then in Cupcake War Crimes, Anders and Stark talk about wearing chef outfits while the class munched on cupcakes and pretended to listen. Then the students tried on baking outfits and then baked. Next up was-

Columbus: Okay, now Spoiler just-

Jack: Stop. Just stop. I don't care. I don't understand what you're saying. Just. Stop.

Columbus: ... Fine.

Jack: You're going to sulk the rest of the night, aren't you?

Columbus. ... No.

Jack: I hate this job. Next was Teambuilding for Dummies Where Oz had everyone play a a real life Oregon Trail scenario.

Meanwhile over at the Library, Alexander had a cat statue with him and over in the teacher's office, said Anakin got a phone call and Summer prepared for her class.

... Okay. Stop sulking. Please?

Columbus: I'm just reading.

Jack: Fine.

Dorms

Jack: Over in the Salle, Surreal was working with her knives.

*Sounds of Crickets*

And the rest of you did nothing worthwhile. Got anything to add Mr. Ohio?

Columbus: You know this whole situation reminds me of when Spolier spoilered Spoiler and-

Jack: You can go back to sulking now.

Town!

Jack: Over in the Clinic, Scully had a bandage on her head While over at MHA, Fraser was looking over some maintenance forms. At the Post office Butters was all excited about the different mail coming in while Ariel had her first shift at Groovy Tunes. And then at the Perk, Ronan and Jack Priest got caught up with each other.

And over at the Community Center, Captain Jack Sparrow held a cooking class with mystery ingredients. Students had rounds which included appetizers, entrees and desserts with just heinous ingredients. Then they were given to Jack to eat. No word from the clinic if a stomach pump was needed.

And that's it for us Fandom. Tune in next week when-

Columbus: SPOILER SPOILERED SPOILER'S SPOILER!

JacK: I find a new cohost.

Columbus: Hmm? What?

Jack: Just read your book.