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fandom_radio2011-05-23 08:49 am
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Pirate Radio [Monday, May 23, 2011]
Morning, me hearties! It is I, Captain Jack Sparrow--
*squirrel-y applause*
Oh, that wasn't necessary.
*awkward pause*
But that didn't me ye should stop, rodents.
*more applause*
Thank you kindly, and this is pirate radio, bringing you all the news of yesterday...today. And apparently there was some strange happenings happening this weekend. I didn't notice, which is a mite worrisome as I am a very observant individual.
*sniggering*
Quiet you, or no more rum. First we start at the school where a person I've not heard of until this very moment, Star, was in the library looking for books on vampires. Would it not be easier to ask any one of a number of vampires traipsing around the place instead? Oh, it was daytime, wasn't it?
I still wouldn't be reading t' find out. Mayhaps that's just me.
In the dormitories, Nico was distraught t' discover his normal black clothing had been replaced with naught but pastels and collars that refused not to pop up, and was even more worried when a boy going by Jason arrived in his room wearing the wrong face and hair. RUN FER YER LIVES, JASON IS A FACE STEALER.
*chittering*
I've been told that may have been an overreaction. Moving along.
In town, the only part of the island that truly matters, Dolf was singing the greatest hits of 80s Europop in All & Sundries. There was more than one hit? Madison, another person I've never heard of before, came in to buy salt and recite commercial jingles at him. I will assume they were catchier than Europop. Isabela was in the Devil's Nest being confused by the musical stylings of Duran Duran. Were they European? I am too lazy to check. Jim's solar something was turned into a skateboard over at Sparky's House of Fixing Things or Somesuch, and Bozo the Clown hosted a game show in the park where you could compete for cash and prizes. Hanson--yet another person I have never heard of, I must need to get out more--took him up on the challenge.
And finally, I was by the radio station taking all of your votes for this summer's broadcasters and am pleased to announce that--
*drumroll*
Annie Edison, Butters Stotch, Deadpool & Reno, Jack Carter & Columbus Ohio, Dave Nelson and Peter Wiggin will be joining me on the airwaves this summer! Please don't expect to be paid.
*squirrel-y applause*
Oh, that wasn't necessary.
*awkward pause*
But that didn't me ye should stop, rodents.
*more applause*
Thank you kindly, and this is pirate radio, bringing you all the news of yesterday...today. And apparently there was some strange happenings happening this weekend. I didn't notice, which is a mite worrisome as I am a very observant individual.
*sniggering*
Quiet you, or no more rum. First we start at the school where a person I've not heard of until this very moment, Star, was in the library looking for books on vampires. Would it not be easier to ask any one of a number of vampires traipsing around the place instead? Oh, it was daytime, wasn't it?
I still wouldn't be reading t' find out. Mayhaps that's just me.
In the dormitories, Nico was distraught t' discover his normal black clothing had been replaced with naught but pastels and collars that refused not to pop up, and was even more worried when a boy going by Jason arrived in his room wearing the wrong face and hair. RUN FER YER LIVES, JASON IS A FACE STEALER.
*chittering*
I've been told that may have been an overreaction. Moving along.
In town, the only part of the island that truly matters, Dolf was singing the greatest hits of 80s Europop in All & Sundries. There was more than one hit? Madison, another person I've never heard of before, came in to buy salt and recite commercial jingles at him. I will assume they were catchier than Europop. Isabela was in the Devil's Nest being confused by the musical stylings of Duran Duran. Were they European? I am too lazy to check. Jim's solar something was turned into a skateboard over at Sparky's House of Fixing Things or Somesuch, and Bozo the Clown hosted a game show in the park where you could compete for cash and prizes. Hanson--yet another person I have never heard of, I must need to get out more--took him up on the challenge.
And finally, I was by the radio station taking all of your votes for this summer's broadcasters and am pleased to announce that--
*drumroll*
Annie Edison, Butters Stotch, Deadpool & Reno, Jack Carter & Columbus Ohio, Dave Nelson and Peter Wiggin will be joining me on the airwaves this summer! Please don't expect to be paid.