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Fandom Radio: Tuesday, May 17th
Jack Carter: Okay. So my roommate wasn't lying. Squirrels with pencils. With no opposable thumbs.
*Chittering*
Jack: You guys weren't some kind of weird experiment by a really weird guy from Australia, were you?
*Chittering*
Jack: And why would I think I could understand anything you were saying?
Columbus: Maybe it's the little notes they're waving around.
Jack: And you are?
Columbus: Columbus Ohio.
Jack: Seriously? That's your name?
Columbus: It is now.
Jack: That's... kind of weird. How did you get in here anyway?
Columbus: Uh. I had to use the restroom. I have irritable bowel s-
Jack: I really don't want to hear... any of that.
Columbus: Hey, you want to read these notes together as long as we're on the air?
Jack: Sure! Let's hang out in a room with a bunch of squirrels, a large supply of rum with very little ventilation. That's my idea of fun!
School
Columbus: So in Hero Management-
Jack: Wait. We're actually doing this?
Columbus: Didn't you just say that-
Jack: Okay, okay, okay. Fine.
Columbus: So in Hero Management, Hermione Granger discussed the importance of research and had the students research Egyptian artifacts. Scully and Spock were excited to explore Egypt and Hermione talked with Wesley about the joys of research. while Scully and Claudia talked about how exciting it would be to have a team that did nothing but research.
Jack: Oh, sure. It sounds exciting until the first Science Fair rolls around and the next thing you know you have two suns in the sky.
Columbus: What?
Jack: Um... Oh, look. Steve Rogers took everyone out for a run in the high heat for Outdoor Activities class. First everyone stretched-
Columbus: Good for them! It's always good to limber up before any strenuous activity. Hopefully they all had plenty of water and stayed hydrated. It's almost as important as wearing your seatbelt.
Jack: And thank you for that public service announcement. The kids then had to run and do other exercises before running an obstacle court. And because Mr. Rogers was feeling mean: He then quizzed his classroom on it.
Columbus: I always liked quizzes.
Jack: I'm not surprised. Over in Summer Fitness and Survival, James Bond had everyone get in a kayak and taught the class about the powers of teamwork.
Columbus: The buddy system. It works people.
Jack: You're a little strange. Has anyone told you that?
Columbus: Uh. Yes. From time to time.
Jack: I bet. Anyhow, students learned to kayak with Mercy and Alexander and Bobby and Jason teaming up for a big kayak race.
Columbus: Meanwhile over in Destiny & Free Will Ghanima discussed fate and the methods of divination. After the lecture there was a discussion about Oedipus before the students paired off with Scully and Toby played with tarot cards while Kate and Rinoa did their thing with runes.
Then over at the Library, there were newspaper boats were cruising around the floor-
Jack: Wait. What?
Columbus: Newspaper boats. Cruising on the floor.
Jack: Okay. Which squirrel wrote that down?
*Chittering*
Jack: No more rum for you. Gimme that b- OW! DAMMIT!
Columbus: He has amazing accuracy for a squirrel. However I should recommend that if you want to take out an enemy you should use the double-
Jack: Don't encourage him.
Dorms
Jack: And put down the acorns. Over on the floor of awesome, Kate was putting up posters informing other floors how lame they were.
Columbus: That's kind of elitist, don't you think?
Jack: She gave me chocolate, so I don't really care. Later on Kate got a call about someone name Nathan and ended up crying on Bod's shoulder. Looks like Ramona got a similar call and explained to Simon that she was going to a funeral. Then Caroline got a voicemail and... Okay. People? Just stop answering the phone. It's bad news. Okay? All right. Moving on! Meanwhile Seifer had a headache and dealt with it by listening to heavy metal.
Columbus: That seems counterproductive.
Jack: And in contrast to the other people getting phone calls about dead people I'm just saying that his friends George and Alexander should be giving that kid aspirin.
Town!
Columbus: Meanwhile in Town, everyone woke up to find we were in Alexandria, Egypt.
Jack: You know. If the pyramids and the heat index didn't trip you up.
Columbus: Actually there aren't any-
Jack: Just read the squirrel scratches, will you?
Columbus: Over at Fixer Uppers, Butters decided to build a toaster car.
Jack: Toaster car?
Columbus: Then at Cabot and Associates Momoko was reading a file and-
Jack: Toaster car! Really?
Columbus: Then over at Luke's Diner, Ariel asked Lacey for a deep fried cheeto-
Jack: Most likely to go along with the toaster car.
Columbus: Meanwhile Angelica dropped by to see Dani at the Gig and helped wrangle horses then Alex opened the Magic Box and Jake critiqued Tino's ketchup pants over at Caritas.
Jack: Were the pants made of ketchup?
Columbus: It doesn't say.
Jack: Bad Squirrels. People need to know this kind of detail.
Columbus: Hey, I never realized squirrels could make obscene gestures.
Jack: Well, you learn something new every day.
Columbus: Over at the Devil's Nest, Jack tracked in a lot of sand while Eric was getting his hate on for the super-group known as the Bangles.
Jack: Well! On that note this has been your Manic Monday-
Columbus: Ooo. Nice segue.
Jack: Thank you. With Jack Carter and a Midwestern city saying-
Columbus: Columbus Ohio.
Jack: Yeah. That guy. Have a good morning! Or.. you know. A strange one.
Columbus: That seems more likely.
Jack: Doesn't it though?
*Chittering*
Jack: You guys weren't some kind of weird experiment by a really weird guy from Australia, were you?
*Chittering*
Jack: And why would I think I could understand anything you were saying?
Columbus: Maybe it's the little notes they're waving around.
Jack: And you are?
Columbus: Columbus Ohio.
Jack: Seriously? That's your name?
Columbus: It is now.
Jack: That's... kind of weird. How did you get in here anyway?
Columbus: Uh. I had to use the restroom. I have irritable bowel s-
Jack: I really don't want to hear... any of that.
Columbus: Hey, you want to read these notes together as long as we're on the air?
Jack: Sure! Let's hang out in a room with a bunch of squirrels, a large supply of rum with very little ventilation. That's my idea of fun!
School
Columbus: So in Hero Management-
Jack: Wait. We're actually doing this?
Columbus: Didn't you just say that-
Jack: Okay, okay, okay. Fine.
Columbus: So in Hero Management, Hermione Granger discussed the importance of research and had the students research Egyptian artifacts. Scully and Spock were excited to explore Egypt and Hermione talked with Wesley about the joys of research. while Scully and Claudia talked about how exciting it would be to have a team that did nothing but research.
Jack: Oh, sure. It sounds exciting until the first Science Fair rolls around and the next thing you know you have two suns in the sky.
Columbus: What?
Jack: Um... Oh, look. Steve Rogers took everyone out for a run in the high heat for Outdoor Activities class. First everyone stretched-
Columbus: Good for them! It's always good to limber up before any strenuous activity. Hopefully they all had plenty of water and stayed hydrated. It's almost as important as wearing your seatbelt.
Jack: And thank you for that public service announcement. The kids then had to run and do other exercises before running an obstacle court. And because Mr. Rogers was feeling mean: He then quizzed his classroom on it.
Columbus: I always liked quizzes.
Jack: I'm not surprised. Over in Summer Fitness and Survival, James Bond had everyone get in a kayak and taught the class about the powers of teamwork.
Columbus: The buddy system. It works people.
Jack: You're a little strange. Has anyone told you that?
Columbus: Uh. Yes. From time to time.
Jack: I bet. Anyhow, students learned to kayak with Mercy and Alexander and Bobby and Jason teaming up for a big kayak race.
Columbus: Meanwhile over in Destiny & Free Will Ghanima discussed fate and the methods of divination. After the lecture there was a discussion about Oedipus before the students paired off with Scully and Toby played with tarot cards while Kate and Rinoa did their thing with runes.
Then over at the Library, there were newspaper boats were cruising around the floor-
Jack: Wait. What?
Columbus: Newspaper boats. Cruising on the floor.
Jack: Okay. Which squirrel wrote that down?
*Chittering*
Jack: No more rum for you. Gimme that b- OW! DAMMIT!
Columbus: He has amazing accuracy for a squirrel. However I should recommend that if you want to take out an enemy you should use the double-
Jack: Don't encourage him.
Dorms
Jack: And put down the acorns. Over on the floor of awesome, Kate was putting up posters informing other floors how lame they were.
Columbus: That's kind of elitist, don't you think?
Jack: She gave me chocolate, so I don't really care. Later on Kate got a call about someone name Nathan and ended up crying on Bod's shoulder. Looks like Ramona got a similar call and explained to Simon that she was going to a funeral. Then Caroline got a voicemail and... Okay. People? Just stop answering the phone. It's bad news. Okay? All right. Moving on! Meanwhile Seifer had a headache and dealt with it by listening to heavy metal.
Columbus: That seems counterproductive.
Jack: And in contrast to the other people getting phone calls about dead people I'm just saying that his friends George and Alexander should be giving that kid aspirin.
Town!
Columbus: Meanwhile in Town, everyone woke up to find we were in Alexandria, Egypt.
Jack: You know. If the pyramids and the heat index didn't trip you up.
Columbus: Actually there aren't any-
Jack: Just read the squirrel scratches, will you?
Columbus: Over at Fixer Uppers, Butters decided to build a toaster car.
Jack: Toaster car?
Columbus: Then at Cabot and Associates Momoko was reading a file and-
Jack: Toaster car! Really?
Columbus: Then over at Luke's Diner, Ariel asked Lacey for a deep fried cheeto-
Jack: Most likely to go along with the toaster car.
Columbus: Meanwhile Angelica dropped by to see Dani at the Gig and helped wrangle horses then Alex opened the Magic Box and Jake critiqued Tino's ketchup pants over at Caritas.
Jack: Were the pants made of ketchup?
Columbus: It doesn't say.
Jack: Bad Squirrels. People need to know this kind of detail.
Columbus: Hey, I never realized squirrels could make obscene gestures.
Jack: Well, you learn something new every day.
Columbus: Over at the Devil's Nest, Jack tracked in a lot of sand while Eric was getting his hate on for the super-group known as the Bangles.
Jack: Well! On that note this has been your Manic Monday-
Columbus: Ooo. Nice segue.
Jack: Thank you. With Jack Carter and a Midwestern city saying-
Columbus: Columbus Ohio.
Jack: Yeah. That guy. Have a good morning! Or.. you know. A strange one.
Columbus: That seems more likely.
Jack: Doesn't it though?