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Pirate Radio, October 18
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Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
If ye be killin' someone who keeps comin' back t' life, be ye a serial killer? This be the question in today's Criminal Justice class.
Professor Maclay be postin' the homework fer next Monday's Ethics Class, and Professor Quayle be lookin' fer students to be bureaucrats, ambassadors, 'n gardeners.
Languages be conjugatin' verbs 'n watchin' lion movies, and thar may be frogs in Cookery Class. They seem t'enjoy pasta.
Biology be cancelled, and so be East Asian History 'n Ancient World History. *shuffles papers* Oh, sorry--Professor Sidle's classes be cancelled fer the rest of the week.
Coach Ash's Art Appreciation be eruptin' into chaos when he be demandin' Callisto strip nekkid and pose. She be hittin' him and Marty 'n Han be strippin' to distract the coach from the rest of the wenches in the class. Trust me, the rest of us weren't all that grateful fer the view. The Rover be trackin' Coach down. Run, Coach! Oh...too late. Sorry, Coach.
Greco-Roman Archaeology be learnin' about the Etruscans, and thar be worksheets 'n a cranky Professor Camulus in Celtic Studies.
Journalism be workin' on a project fer Parents' Weekend, Home Ec be makin' wigs, and Comparative Religions be discussin' what a covenant is.
Linguistics be learnin' about the Rosetta Stone, Human Geography be learnin' about Mayas 'n Incas, and Intro to Business be havin' a quiz.
Speech 201 be talkin' about why Fandom High be a good place to be, and 301 be discussin' body language. Shop class by learnin' how to unlock a door without a key. Or super-strength. Or magic.
In Sociology lab, the Doctor 'n Professor Grissom be discussin' time travel, and Professor Grissom 'n Marty be talkin' about Marty's late night serenade. In other, slightly related news, Professor Maclay be chattin' with her Ethics TA.
In the Library, Angelus be banned from Special Collections. He be wonderin' at the reasonin' fer it, and be not that satisfied wit' the answers he be receivin'.
With the Dean bein' gone, Professor Jerusalem be makin' daily announcements 'n holdin' office hours. Yes, he has an office. Though we never be so suicidal as to try t'listen in on Professor Jerusalem's meetings, his office be a revolvin' door of students from Art Appreciation class. Do with that what ye will.
Daniel, Rory, Paige, 'n Han be stoppin' by the clinic in the mornin', and clinic staffers be drinkin' and trashin' men in the afternoon.
Professor Dream be runnin' Study Hall today, where Draco 'n Lily be bitchin' about Potters, and Paige 'n Marty be talkin' about her break-up with Professor Chaucer. She be not takin' it well.
Lee be runnin' into Coach Ash, who be traumatizin' him with talk about the power o' his arms. But Parker be assurin' Lee that his arms be in no way a menace t' society.
Before we be movin' on t'what be happenin' in the dorms, I be turnin' the mike over t' Rory Gilmore, the Student Relations, er, person. Rory?
Hey guys, I’m here with your weekly Student Council report! I don’t care if you find my voice childish, grating or irritatingly cheerful – you better get used to it, since you’ll have to listen to it once a week from now on!
All right – the biggest thing that you guys need to be aware of is that you have, have, have to to let us know if you have someone coming for Parents’ Weekend (which, to remind everyone, is October twenty-eighth through the thirtieth).
Otherwise? Rover’s not letting them in, and that would make for an un-fun weekend for both you and your mommy, daddy, grandma, grandpa, brother, sister, uncle, master, ward, superior officer, parole officer, sponsor, guardian, vampire-mom-slash-lover-slash-companion, or anyone else you might be having come to visit.
And it should be noted – any visitor to campus is going to be forced to fork over their weapons, too. Sorry ‘bout that.
In other news, we talked about maybe having ‘town hall’-type meetings, where you guys can come ask us questions and put us on the spot. Like the debates, I suppose.Except with slightly less blatant self-promotion.
Also, Marty brought up the idea of student volunteer services to escort people to and from town after dark. Which I personally like, but it’s an idea still in the works.
Speaking of Marty, it seems he’s bringing Alanna Trebond in as a co-chair.
And, finally, if you have any questions or comments in regards to anything Student Council-related, or something you’d like me to address on the air next week, feel free to send us an email.
That’s it from me. Back to Barbossa.
Thank ye, Rory.
Roomin'
In the second floor common room, Anders be discoverin' baseball. Or be until Parker comes along with a new little toy that be turnin' the TV off. Anders 'n Cally also be tellin' Shep they're datin'. That be great fer ye both, really. *shuffles more papers* Or so I be told.
At room 239/240, Crichton be askin' fer advice on a gift fer Aeryn, Janet, Elizabeth 'n Sam be talkin' about boys and then switch t' plannin' another girls' night.
Marty be startin' the mornin' bein' cute with Angela, and endin' the day gettin' beat up by Faith outside of Spike's Pub 'n tended to by Professors Cregg 'n Chaucer. I be wonderin' what be happenin' in between.
Rory, Parker, Callisto 'n Alanna be watchin' Roman Holiday and chattin'. Cam be givin' Vala a stuffed killer whale, which be apparently be what she's always wanted. Who knew?
Sawyer 'n Sydney be talkin' about a book about bunnies 'n what my sources be callin' her "baby daddy." I be not knowin' what that means.
Bridge be introducin' Anders to a sport called lightball, Parker be warnin' Michael about Angelus.
Revelin'
In extracurricular activities, Flight Club be learnin' how t' fly brooms and fake Jedi Starfighters. *papers rustling* I be not understandin' these simulators. The JA be comin' up with ways to welcome their parents/guardians/what-have-ye fer the upcomin' weekend.And are in no way fightin' over cookies.
Jake be gettin' more coffee (*quiet sobs*), Lilah be gettin' wine, 'n Aziraphale be gettin' a bouquet of dead flowers that be makin' him quite happy. Paige 'n Michael also be makin' apologies with flowers. Kiki's makin' deliveries to Professor Chaucer's, too.
Red be adjustin' to mayorin', and Shane be helpin' to distract him.
Thar be a newcomer to town. She be Tex, and she be chattin' with Yazoo about weaponry.
The spell on Michael be worn off. Ben be okay with it, but Michael be makin' it up to him anyway. He be also apologizin' to his mother.
Harry 'n Kiki's date at the Perk be interrupted by Draco. Rory 'n Jake also be at the Perk, but they be talkin' about Logan, not Draco.
I be tellin' ye last night that Paige be fired. She be not carin'. Duce be threatenin' Paige's...evilness, and then be discussin' the change in personality with Professor Chaucer 'n Marty.
At Deb's Professor Chaucer be talkin' about his break-up with Paige, Frank be findin' a Jedi who be interested in handlin' hotel security, Krycek 'n D'anna be grabbin' coffee, and Gaius 'n Kitty be talkin' about a class project (but be really all about Lockheed).
Finally, Aziraphale be not an angel. He not be knowin' why anyone would be thinkin' that.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. I be handin' the mike back over to Faith and Ash, should the Rover ever be bringin' him back. And should he be clothed. I be the only one that be allowed t'broadcast without pants on, dammit. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
likeguidelines bringin' ye the latest 'n greatest from Fandom High.Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
If ye be killin' someone who keeps comin' back t' life, be ye a serial killer? This be the question in today's Criminal Justice class.
Professor Maclay be postin' the homework fer next Monday's Ethics Class, and Professor Quayle be lookin' fer students to be bureaucrats, ambassadors, 'n gardeners.
Languages be conjugatin' verbs 'n watchin' lion movies, and thar may be frogs in Cookery Class. They seem t'enjoy pasta.
Biology be cancelled, and so be East Asian History 'n Ancient World History. *shuffles papers* Oh, sorry--Professor Sidle's classes be cancelled fer the rest of the week.
Coach Ash's Art Appreciation be eruptin' into chaos when he be demandin' Callisto strip nekkid and pose. She be hittin' him and Marty 'n Han be strippin' to distract the coach from the rest of the wenches in the class. Trust me, the rest of us weren't all that grateful fer the view. The Rover be trackin' Coach down. Run, Coach! Oh...too late. Sorry, Coach.
Greco-Roman Archaeology be learnin' about the Etruscans, and thar be worksheets 'n a cranky Professor Camulus in Celtic Studies.
Journalism be workin' on a project fer Parents' Weekend, Home Ec be makin' wigs, and Comparative Religions be discussin' what a covenant is.
Linguistics be learnin' about the Rosetta Stone, Human Geography be learnin' about Mayas 'n Incas, and Intro to Business be havin' a quiz.
Speech 201 be talkin' about why Fandom High be a good place to be, and 301 be discussin' body language. Shop class by learnin' how to unlock a door without a key. Or super-strength. Or magic.
In Sociology lab, the Doctor 'n Professor Grissom be discussin' time travel, and Professor Grissom 'n Marty be talkin' about Marty's late night serenade. In other, slightly related news, Professor Maclay be chattin' with her Ethics TA.
In the Library, Angelus be banned from Special Collections. He be wonderin' at the reasonin' fer it, and be not that satisfied wit' the answers he be receivin'.
With the Dean bein' gone, Professor Jerusalem be makin' daily announcements 'n holdin' office hours. Yes, he has an office. Though we never be so suicidal as to try t'listen in on Professor Jerusalem's meetings, his office be a revolvin' door of students from Art Appreciation class. Do with that what ye will.
Daniel, Rory, Paige, 'n Han be stoppin' by the clinic in the mornin', and clinic staffers be drinkin' and trashin' men in the afternoon.
Professor Dream be runnin' Study Hall today, where Draco 'n Lily be bitchin' about Potters, and Paige 'n Marty be talkin' about her break-up with Professor Chaucer. She be not takin' it well.
Lee be runnin' into Coach Ash, who be traumatizin' him with talk about the power o' his arms. But Parker be assurin' Lee that his arms be in no way a menace t' society.
Before we be movin' on t'what be happenin' in the dorms, I be turnin' the mike over t' Rory Gilmore, the Student Relations, er, person. Rory?
Hey guys, I’m here with your weekly Student Council report! I don’t care if you find my voice childish, grating or irritatingly cheerful – you better get used to it, since you’ll have to listen to it once a week from now on!
All right – the biggest thing that you guys need to be aware of is that you have, have, have to to let us know if you have someone coming for Parents’ Weekend (which, to remind everyone, is October twenty-eighth through the thirtieth).
Otherwise? Rover’s not letting them in, and that would make for an un-fun weekend for both you and your mommy, daddy, grandma, grandpa, brother, sister, uncle, master, ward, superior officer, parole officer, sponsor, guardian, vampire-mom-slash-lover-slash-companion, or anyone else you might be having come to visit.
And it should be noted – any visitor to campus is going to be forced to fork over their weapons, too. Sorry ‘bout that.
In other news, we talked about maybe having ‘town hall’-type meetings, where you guys can come ask us questions and put us on the spot. Like the debates, I suppose.
Also, Marty brought up the idea of student volunteer services to escort people to and from town after dark. Which I personally like, but it’s an idea still in the works.
Speaking of Marty, it seems he’s bringing Alanna Trebond in as a co-chair.
And, finally, if you have any questions or comments in regards to anything Student Council-related, or something you’d like me to address on the air next week, feel free to send us an email.
That’s it from me. Back to Barbossa.
Thank ye, Rory.
Roomin'
In the second floor common room, Anders be discoverin' baseball. Or be until Parker comes along with a new little toy that be turnin' the TV off. Anders 'n Cally also be tellin' Shep they're datin'. That be great fer ye both, really. *shuffles more papers* Or so I be told.
At room 239/240, Crichton be askin' fer advice on a gift fer Aeryn, Janet, Elizabeth 'n Sam be talkin' about boys and then switch t' plannin' another girls' night.
Marty be startin' the mornin' bein' cute with Angela, and endin' the day gettin' beat up by Faith outside of Spike's Pub 'n tended to by Professors Cregg 'n Chaucer. I be wonderin' what be happenin' in between.
Rory, Parker, Callisto 'n Alanna be watchin' Roman Holiday and chattin'. Cam be givin' Vala a stuffed killer whale, which be apparently be what she's always wanted. Who knew?
Sawyer 'n Sydney be talkin' about a book about bunnies 'n what my sources be callin' her "baby daddy." I be not knowin' what that means.
Bridge be introducin' Anders to a sport called lightball, Parker be warnin' Michael about Angelus.
Revelin'
In extracurricular activities, Flight Club be learnin' how t' fly brooms and fake Jedi Starfighters. *papers rustling* I be not understandin' these simulators. The JA be comin' up with ways to welcome their parents/guardians/what-have-ye fer the upcomin' weekend.
Jake be gettin' more coffee (*quiet sobs*), Lilah be gettin' wine, 'n Aziraphale be gettin' a bouquet of dead flowers that be makin' him quite happy. Paige 'n Michael also be makin' apologies with flowers. Kiki's makin' deliveries to Professor Chaucer's, too.
Red be adjustin' to mayorin', and Shane be helpin' to distract him.
Thar be a newcomer to town. She be Tex, and she be chattin' with Yazoo about weaponry.
The spell on Michael be worn off. Ben be okay with it, but Michael be makin' it up to him anyway. He be also apologizin' to his mother.
Harry 'n Kiki's date at the Perk be interrupted by Draco. Rory 'n Jake also be at the Perk, but they be talkin' about Logan, not Draco.
I be tellin' ye last night that Paige be fired. She be not carin'. Duce be threatenin' Paige's...evilness, and then be discussin' the change in personality with Professor Chaucer 'n Marty.
At Deb's Professor Chaucer be talkin' about his break-up with Paige, Frank be findin' a Jedi who be interested in handlin' hotel security, Krycek 'n D'anna be grabbin' coffee, and Gaius 'n Kitty be talkin' about a class project (but be really all about Lockheed).
Finally, Aziraphale be not an angel. He not be knowin' why anyone would be thinkin' that.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. I be handin' the mike back over to Faith and Ash, should the Rover ever be bringin' him back. And should he be clothed. I be the only one that be allowed t'broadcast without pants on, dammit. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!
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*pats Barbossa's shoulder* There, there.