fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Saturday 4/30

Cable: Good morning, everyone. I hope you're all prepared for graduation tonight... I'm coming armed...

Deadpool: You’re always armed.

Cable: I thought I’d bring by some more guns... set off the normal set.

Deadpool: Dress guns then?

Cable: If that’s what you want to call it....

Deadpool: Black tie Uzis!

Cable: Or Kalashnikovs... hm.

DORMS

Deadpool: Juliet was on the phone when there was a sudden case of dogging. Happens to the best of us. And in Jacob's room, Caroline fell asleep in bed with him.

TOWN

Cable: At the local post office, K ignores the chatter about the royal family. The Brits like to blow these things out of proportion... Rude shows up and turns out to be K's new employee. Hopefully not that interested in the royal wedding.

Also not that interested in the royal wedding is Bod, who isn't following the news. Katniss stops by to talk to him by what sounds like entertainment of a wholly different order. Mary ignores the wedding entirely in order to dress up; she receives a second Luke Skywalker and gets him a room. Yeah... that'll happen.

Fixer-Uppers has got a lemon-and-blueberry problem, though Ben Skywalker seems to be more interested in dropping watermelons on his friend's head... recreational violence is alright, but please don't damage the melons, mr. Skywalker. Elsewhere, Vida is preoccupied with the royal wedding-- but Arya isn't.

Deadpool: At Cafe Fina, Momoko had her guests meet Dinah and Jaime. Oh, and Robin of the puppet variety's family too. Oh, and Dani was being a girl about that royal wedding thing.

Cable: Jessica's trying hard not to mourn her own lack of a graduation ceremony. Sorry, kid. Someone's grad guests show up, and Jessica recognises them as Jason and Sam - just not her Jason and Sam. Again... it happens. Sookie shows up for her guests and some conversation about Eric being out of town. She tries to give Sam the Fandom talk, but he's already had the brunt of it. She's also mildly awkward with Jason.

Nearby, Karla is annoyed because Sookie missed her birthday, but Sookie's got a good excuse for it. Hm... Meanwhile Zayne comes in looking for a drink that won't lead to embarrassment. Good luck with that, kid. Bo proves that she's new by inquiring after Jessica's age when she comes in, and Karla scores a free drink for her birthday.

Luke also gets the basic Fandom rundown, with a note about his family. Skywalkers... and timeline confusion, which he deals with with Karla.

Karla also gossips with Dinah-- something about a pony. Triela admits to Dinah she’s not too excited about graduation, and she’s heading back home to Rome as soon as it’s done. Dinah also talks to Jessica about grad.

And I think that’s about it for today...

Deadpool: And we better go before Jan forces the squirrels into another tea party.

Cable: Good point... this might be a good object lesson about hiding handguns in your mortarboard, too...

Deadpool: Oh, sure. Blame me. Oh wait... that is mine.

Cable: Let’s just go.

Jan: GUNS!