fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Monday, April 11th, 2011

Leo: Morning, Fandom, and if the quick scan of the notes I have are any indication, the island no longer has psychotic chicken-turtles or frowny-faced mushrooms invading the place.

Luke: And, more importantly, babies have been un-kidnapped.

Leo: Oh! Oh right, that too. Sorry. I forgot.

Dorms

Leo: So apparently the pool was filled with creatures and gold. I'm not sure if the gold is worth getting eaten.

Luke: Seeing as the scar on my face is from dealing with a creature while trying to get gold, no. It was not worth it.

Leo: Explains why nobody was in the pool. There were flying monsters out side the dorms and some dude with the unfortunate name of Iron Man was kicking their butts. I bet his clothes are really smooth. Chuck was on the school lawn, kicking some butt. Good for you, dude. Chuck explains his butt kicking strategies to both Dolf and Alex Russo and tells Lion-O that the reason that the paragoombas won't go away is probably because they have to kill a level boss.

Luke: Makes sense.

Leo: I'll take your word for it. Rilla was trapped in the lobby and sulked because of it. I would too. The lobby is boring. Iron Man scared the hell out of her when he crashed in. I don't know how literally I'm supposed to take that. Reno was making fun of everybody who was trapped even though he was trapped himself, which Rilla found very rude. Ariel seems to think that Rilla got punished by a witch and that's why she can't leave but Rilla hasn't made Karla mad lately so she doesn't think that's the case.

Luke: Caroline turned back into a human after spending a few days as a coyote and was a lot more naked and ring-less than she wanted to be. Nathan teased her about wearing a collar but she didn't seem very amused by the joke. Sookie got some bad news about her cousin--sorry--and found out she just got an inheritance. Alexander is kind of gross because he was making turtle soup on the fourth floor. Seriously, that's gross. Elphaba is smart and refuses soup and she and Alexander talk about the invading things. Wesley is gross and actually eats the soup after being assured it wasn't made of the turtley things that attacked. See, I'm glad I didn't go out this weekend. Tortoise is one of dad's sacred animals I would have been blown to bits if I stepped on one. I may be dumb, but I am not stupid. Sookie had good reason to be moping in her room and Bobby came by to see what was wrong.

Town

Leo: Jacob is no longer a stuffed animal and he finds Caroline's clothes and ring in the preserve. Sookie visited the Devil's Nest and got some answers about what a vampire queen's lawyer called her. Vampires have queens? Cool. This morning Cable held a town meeting to get volunteers for the baby rescue team. Iceman and Blossom team up with the Mayor and Blossom also checks up on a girl Robin with a cape who looked pissed. Can't blame ya. Everybody teamed up, with Bruce and Jono planning for one group, Robin, Jaina and George Lass in another and Cable, Blossom and Summer in another. Cable, Zoe and Deadpool were also around to talk to.

Luke: Somehow squirrels managed to get into the bad guy's castle. Good work, guys. The kidnapped kids were having a tea party which was...nice of that Bowser guy...I guess. Juliet thought Bowser was a dog, which Jan corrected her on, stating he was a bad guy. Bowser also insisted that, no, he was not a dog. Jan was smart enough not to drink the tea and made fun of Bowser's appearance and Grace was so not down with the pink dress Bowser wanted her to wear. I'd hate to wear a pink dress too, kid.

Leo: Onto the action! The first rescue team comprising of Wesley, George Lass, Robin the girl with the cape, Jaina and Zoe ended up in the wrong castle. I bet that's frustrating. Rescue team two that was made of Deadpool, Blossom, Iceman, Summer and Hank also ended up in the wrong castle. But rescue team three of Anakin, Bruce, Jono, John Crichton and Hook was a success. Sweet! That Bowser guy was defeated and then it was celebration time. And adorable reuniting time with parents who lost their kids. Deadpool and Anakin hug their kids but Deadpool insists that Jan and Juliet aren't friends. Some parenting, dude. Zoe hugged Grace a lot and Anakin got to hear all about Juliet's adventure.

Luke: So was Bowser a dog or a turtle or what?

Leo: The world may never know, Luke. It's a mystery for the ages.

Luke: I'm actually okay with not knowing.

Leo: Yeah I'm not too bothered by it either. Have a good week, Fandom! Please don't step on mushrooms now. Unless you really, really hate them.