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fandom_radio2011-04-09 09:46 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday 4/9
I have a turtle shell and I ain't afraid to use it, folks! Oh yeah!
...oh, you just have notes. Well, talk about bringing a piece of paper to a turtle shell fight. Jeeze, guys.
So, over in the school, that bum with horrible, horrible facial hair taught his class all about accepting awards at ceremonies. You thank god, Vishnu, Buddha, the prophet Mohammad and then get interrupted by Kayne. We knooooow. Hook proved to the kids in his class that the cake is always a goddamn lie. By claiming it was poisoned and then askin' if they're cool with that. I find poison gives food a certain tang that is like MSG. Theeen Blackadder had his class discuss all those horrible, stupid people who got famous. Winning. Aaaand Pop Culture watched a movie. I wanna watch a movie now. Instead, I'll go outside and stomp on things. For fun.
In lie-barry, everyone's favorite limey was asked about the ages of slayers called by Tara. Slayer fans? I dunno, they never seem to leave the basement for any real research to be done. Also, Jorge canceled Apathy Club due to goombas. Goddamn goombas. Oh, and Jaina was late to work due to tubing. I'm docking your pay unless you bring me cake, you know. I can do these things.
The dorms were mysteriously quiet. So. Let's move on.
In town, we had Jack the drunken pirate find out that, if you hit the blocks with your head, you get gold. And a concussion. But gold! Lucas 'shitty facial hair' Lee was busy cheering the invasion on when I calmly disagreed with his stance and we engaged in a civilized debate regarding his sexual preference and my attractiveness. Your mother.
At the Trooper Station, Vimes was all frowny at the pipes when K showed up to debate the origins of the pipes. Probably involve Wolverine somehow. That man gets everywhere. Jack the pirate continued his quest for concussive gold outside the station and was horrified to find a leaf that gave him a tail instead. Ahahaha. Nice. Ben was also late for work at Fixer Uppers due to pipes, but settled in to listen to NPR. Nerd. Ender showed up to talk about trips and duck-turtles and then they stared longingly at each other. Oh, and a floating brick confused Ben. Fast Eddies was freakin' filled with those beasties and gremlins. So... yikes. Skywalker, avoid that place.
Bruce smashed the mushroom--thingy in a boot and then stole it's boot. Okay, Dorothy. For some bizarre reason, Tony was off running about in the park with Ben. They went on to notice a turtle-duck thing and, upon prodding it with a stick, Tony disappeared. Ben faced the same fate upon jumping on the thing for 'science'. Nerds. Frosty ran into them and was all WTF about Tony running--I know, right?--but it turns out that Cap asked him to. Damn it, Cap! Your big blue, American eyes can't be denied!
Arya was confused by the pipes and random brick out front, but opened the shop anyway. Like a boss. Mary with the great rack was having none of this turtle invasion thing at the hotel. None of it! Aphrodite stopped by to help her throw fruit at the turtles and say she's leavin' town soon. Bruce and his little dog too fought his way on back to the dorms, learning valuable lessons about teamwork and sharing and not doing drugs... it was touching, really. K was also unimpressed by the invasion of turtles and mushrooms, so he started shooting at them in the post office. Oh god, he's gone postal! I knew this would happen! I would suggest he go to the clinic, but they're dealin' with that Watson guy and a lizard thing. With tongue. Eeeew.
But that's all there is, folks! Have fun jumping on things!
...oh, you just have notes. Well, talk about bringing a piece of paper to a turtle shell fight. Jeeze, guys.
So, over in the school, that bum with horrible, horrible facial hair taught his class all about accepting awards at ceremonies. You thank god, Vishnu, Buddha, the prophet Mohammad and then get interrupted by Kayne. We knooooow. Hook proved to the kids in his class that the cake is always a goddamn lie. By claiming it was poisoned and then askin' if they're cool with that. I find poison gives food a certain tang that is like MSG. Theeen Blackadder had his class discuss all those horrible, stupid people who got famous. Winning. Aaaand Pop Culture watched a movie. I wanna watch a movie now. Instead, I'll go outside and stomp on things. For fun.
In lie-barry, everyone's favorite limey was asked about the ages of slayers called by Tara. Slayer fans? I dunno, they never seem to leave the basement for any real research to be done. Also, Jorge canceled Apathy Club due to goombas. Goddamn goombas. Oh, and Jaina was late to work due to tubing. I'm docking your pay unless you bring me cake, you know. I can do these things.
The dorms were mysteriously quiet. So. Let's move on.
In town, we had Jack the drunken pirate find out that, if you hit the blocks with your head, you get gold. And a concussion. But gold! Lucas 'shitty facial hair' Lee was busy cheering the invasion on when I calmly disagreed with his stance and we engaged in a civilized debate regarding his sexual preference and my attractiveness. Your mother.
At the Trooper Station, Vimes was all frowny at the pipes when K showed up to debate the origins of the pipes. Probably involve Wolverine somehow. That man gets everywhere. Jack the pirate continued his quest for concussive gold outside the station and was horrified to find a leaf that gave him a tail instead. Ahahaha. Nice. Ben was also late for work at Fixer Uppers due to pipes, but settled in to listen to NPR. Nerd. Ender showed up to talk about trips and duck-turtles and then they stared longingly at each other. Oh, and a floating brick confused Ben. Fast Eddies was freakin' filled with those beasties and gremlins. So... yikes. Skywalker, avoid that place.
Bruce smashed the mushroom--thingy in a boot and then stole it's boot. Okay, Dorothy. For some bizarre reason, Tony was off running about in the park with Ben. They went on to notice a turtle-duck thing and, upon prodding it with a stick, Tony disappeared. Ben faced the same fate upon jumping on the thing for 'science'. Nerds. Frosty ran into them and was all WTF about Tony running--I know, right?--but it turns out that Cap asked him to. Damn it, Cap! Your big blue, American eyes can't be denied!
Arya was confused by the pipes and random brick out front, but opened the shop anyway. Like a boss. Mary with the great rack was having none of this turtle invasion thing at the hotel. None of it! Aphrodite stopped by to help her throw fruit at the turtles and say she's leavin' town soon. Bruce and his little dog too fought his way on back to the dorms, learning valuable lessons about teamwork and sharing and not doing drugs... it was touching, really. K was also unimpressed by the invasion of turtles and mushrooms, so he started shooting at them in the post office. Oh god, he's gone postal! I knew this would happen! I would suggest he go to the clinic, but they're dealin' with that Watson guy and a lizard thing. With tongue. Eeeew.
But that's all there is, folks! Have fun jumping on things!