Fandom Radio, Saturday Morning - 3/26

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Wow, that internet sure was slow this morning. But you people don't need to hear about that, right? It's not like it makes aaaany sense in those tiny lil' brains of yours.

So! Over at the nicely bolded school yesterday, we had everyone's second favorite because he's not in charge of radio which I'm on at this very moment... pirate teaching his class about attacking a ship that's larger than you. Bring the Punisher. A posse always makes it easier. A lesson people miiiight have listened to before they attacked an abandoned ship. Abandoned? Weeeeak. Percy and Hook got into a discussion about the metaphysical implications of what they were doing and then I got bored with reading the note. Because I demand constant excitement. Constant. Excitement. Rilla wanted to share the ship because she's clearly French and Hank was all 'No, barter for it.' because he's a capitalist. And then Squall was all 'You like this!' at the Limey, which should be obvious because we all know about the British Navy. Ammirite? Lucas Lee had his students dress up in costumes and do silly accents because he's going on vacation. I'm not sure what one has to do with the other, but if that floats your boat, Lee. You go. Pop Culture learned about dreamy teen idols and watched Rebel Without A Cause. And thankfully that small, Canadian girl-boy you call Bieber has yet to remake that. I always hoped Justin Timberlake would, though... Dealing With Idiots learned all about how to vent those frustrations without being obvious about it. And if any of you try that in my class, I'm making you babysit.

Ooooover at the Library, our resident Limey was busy researching colleges. Or, as he would call them, universities. And now you all know. Where's my goddamn rainbow? Apathy Club didn't make any eye contact or talk. They might, however, have shuffled to something that sounded like Depeche Mode. Because it just feels right to say. Oh, and Jaina called her mom. Neeeeerd.

At the nicely underlined dorms, Momoko was being a sicky with her 'Leda-Kitty'. I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, so we'll just move on. Percy was playing trash basketball when Luke showed up and there was teasing and apparently earthquakes and then I got a diabetic coma from reading the note. That is a true story. Rinoa gave into the ugly truth that she can't read and her roommate, Lindsay asked what was wrong and the notes stop around there, so let us assume there was a montage of teaching her to read. And then Momoko was sick some more. This time with ramen! Chuck was busy watching some Christ Tucker movie where he screamed a lot when Limey showed up to ask what the hell and then they bonded over the wonder of Kung-Fu. Awww. I'mma call you kids Luke Cage and Iron Fist now. So... get to the completely heterosexual bonding.

Aaaand in the nicely glittered
, Bod was very busy at work when Ender stopped by to talk about slang. Yo. That one was for Reno. Ben was busy taking a camera apart at Fixer Uppers when Ender stopped by with food to sublimate the desire they have for each other. Same old, same old. Harper was rightfully confused by vintage tote bags because those bastards will trick you. Nathan of the non-Cable variety and George had some banter at the bowling alley. I hope someone made at least one bad pun. Maladicta was mainlining the coffee over at the Devil's Nest where Eric made a date with Jaina. Oh, for the love of god. Did no one read the goddamn solicts? This can only end in an epic cross over event that will tear the very fabric of reality apart and need to be fixed by another ass pull when a different writer shows up. C'mon, people! Jessica, who is part of the problem, wasn't stopped by counting poppy seeds at Caritas. Weird. Oh, and Watson was all not so fresh. Dude. Shower.

But that's all. Remember that no one likes vampires. Okay, folks?