Fandom Radio, Saturday - March 12th

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Deadpool: And this is the radio station. Say hello to the island!

Scott: I don’t have time for this.

Deadpool: Here, read these!

Scott: And why would I do that?

Deadpool: Because the squirrels will make up horrible rumors about you if you don’t.

Scott: I don’t live here. Why should I care--? And why am I trying to argue with you...

SCHOOL’S OUT! EXCEPT NOT.

Scott: I don’t know how my son manages to put up with you. *sigh* Because this is at least nominally a school, classes were held today. How To Be A Famous Actor decides to make the students talk about their angst... I think they can do that on their own time, don’t you. Pop Culture reads comics - again, on their own time - and How To Be A Proper Sea Dog practices marksmanship through paintball. Guess that was useful, at least. Percy fought a frog. That doesn’t sound like it’s part of the lesson plan. Dealing with Idiots watched the Petey Sci-Fi Talky Picture... this sounds more like leisure time than class to me. Squall wants to know whether the audience can be considered ‘stupid’, too. Nice, Squall. If it were up to me, you’d be in detention. Finally, Apathy Club... does what it says on the tin. Apathy Club...?

Deadpool: YAY! It was so apathetic.

DORMS, BITCHES

Scott: I’m pretty sure this is breaching privacy. Bobby McCallister is in his room playing video games during the picnic. Dru’s doing something like it, too. Popular trend. Cara joins the parade, pacing up and down her room. Meanwhile Hank glued himself in. Expecting company? Some guy called Brock showed up and broke open the door anyway. Something to do with ice cream.

Deadpool: Hey, that’s school property!

Scott: I’m getting the picture the locals don’t really care about that.

Deadpool: Yeah, that was mostly just to look responsible. Did it work?

Scott: No.

Deadpool: ...you have a stupid face.

Scott: And that’s really not helping. Moving on, folks...

GODDAMN PICNIC

Scott: *sigh* Karla recognises Dink, but Dink doesn’t recognise her, and they get to talking. Probably a timeline problem. A goose meets some foxes-- is this a joke? *chitter* Don’t bother me with barnyard animals. Silas finds nobody-- *sigh* Sorry, Nobody, and checks up on him. Nathan is smoking - don’t you have policies against that? - and-- Jubilee, don’t start anything. Grover nearly starts a fight with a student, and another student-- Percy-- has to step in and stop him. Is nobody watching these kids? Anyway, Grover’s cooled his heels enough not to start anything with the other Grover. And Leo’s happy to see his guest Jason. No mention of fisticuffs there.

Deadpool: Heh. ‘Fisticuffs’.

Scott: I’m not listening to you. Nobody talks to Kate’s brother Marshall - I don’t actually know any of these people - and his friend Lionel. Something about teenage angst. Percy looks up Grover - no word on whether this was before or after the near-punch-up - to talk about someone else I don’t know called Nico. Caroline mistakes some guy named Jason for her ex. Yeah, that can get... awkward. *cough* Kate finally tracks down the aforementioned Lionel and Marshall, and Ender and Dink meet up and talk politics.

Deadpool: Boooorning. Tony was all 'Look at this kid!' to Rhodey--yes, Tony Stark and James Rhodes, Scotty--to Ender. Who, in turn, introduced some kid named Dink. After some mature posturing, they got along. M and Mycroft had a British off and there were tea and crumpets and bags with bricks in them. It was wonderful. Then Bond--hey, Bond!--showed up to call her Aunt Chairman. Which isn't friendly at all. Jeremy had sunglasses on to hide from the guy who liked like him only old and Juliet wasn't happy about this hiding tomfoolery. Jake of an unknown variety was waiting for his niece, but decided to goose someone named Desmond Cortney instead. Nice. Claudia was al excited to see her brother and then promptly mocked him for a tie. Oh, family. Ammirte, Scotty?

Scott: *annoyed sigh* Don’t talk to me.

Deadpool: Looooove yooooou. Artie was all glad to see Claudia and then made sure she didn't take any souvenirs from her trip last month. Well, way to be a buzzkill, Artie. Hawaii was amazing. Rhodey was all unimpressed with the weirdness of the island and Tony dragged his ass off to find a nice, normal alien. Marshall met Mitchell and then there was a lot of confusion because dear god, guys. Pick more different names. Mitchell is now McBitey. Deal with it. Artie and Leech were mysteriously allowed to come unattended to find Frosty, and got waved at by a frog. This kinda reads like I'm on drugs, doesn't it? Jean--say whaaaat?--was hugged by Frosty, who then learned she wasn't his Jean, but was still the team mom. Then Bruce said hi to here and this is where it gets awkward. Since he was datin' the Jean that went to school here. Oh, and more awkward! Emma Lite ran into Leech and Artie and found out they were looking for Frosty. Sorry, dad-in-law.

Scott: Jean dated who...?

Deadpool: Bruce Wayne. Dude’s a pimp.

Scott: What?!

Deadpool: You know, you have this little vein on the side of your head that pops up when you get pissy.

Scott: I am not pissy.

Deadpool: ...riiiiiiiight.

Scott: Shut up. How many of these are there...?! Effy is thrown off by a big bird chasing a frog. Strip the ‘barnyard’ from the ‘no barnyard animals’. I don’t want to hear it. Karla’s eating a lot and staring at someone passing by. Then Leach and Artie show up and talk her out of some food. In a manner of speaking. Three boys show up, trying to telepath at Karla. ...Not triplets, by any chance...? She’s more pleased to see Lucivar and Morton, whoever they may be. The three telepaths start talking to Raven, who turns out to be their sister - and wants them out of there.

Deadpool: But it’s faaaaamily! See, I’m even getting along with Scott here and he’s a dick!

Scott: You’re a moron.

Deadpool: We’re like the Odd Couple!

Scott: We’re the No Couple. I don’t know why Nathan has this much faith in you. Stephanie is let down by the quality of her guest Barbara’s intel. Then Bruce gets boggled at by the same Barbara. I really don’t see the point in broadcasting this across the island. Ramona’s surprised to see her guest Todd, and not in a good way. Seems to be happening a lot. Katniss is happier about her own guests, including her sister Prim. Barbara’s observing the crowd and notices Lucivar’s wings. I’m not really surprised about that. And as it turns out Stephanie is also glad to see her guest Cass.

Deadpool: This meet & greet sure is popular. Over by the registration area, we have people like Rhodey and his mom who are concerned as to if Tony forgot what day it was. Again. And Zekk who got a hug from Jaina, but that doesn't matter because she's warm for my form. A Cordelia was also there and Wesley sooooo hadn't been expecting her. Drama! Lucivar shunned societal norms and refused the name-tag, but made Julian wear one. Because he could. Fraser did his security thing and got a visit from Barbara to ask about what kind of hijinks people get up to here. I love me some hijinks. By the food, Jubilee hugged Chamber and there was much rejoicing and talking about a mutual acquaintence. Is it a Guthrie? There are a million of them after all. Kate got hit on by this Todd Ingram guy who had to be informed that she wasn't who he thought and that being a vegan gives you super powers. Yeah, the power of my foot up your ass and using you like a boot. Jim disdaaaaaained Americans because he wants to let the terrorists win and then Effy went over to be talked at. Survive, Effy! Survive. Aaaand Zack showed up to inform Kate that he had a hotel room and it was fancier than her damn dorm room. Oh, burn!

Leda 'squeed' at Wiseguy and Sai who turned around to give her good news, bad news. Oh snap. Robin the frog spotted his guest Big Bird because... yes. Nathan recognized Stefan as that dude from the phone and thus gave away his secret career as a 900 number phone operator. Caroline needed to find proof that it was Stefan because she doesn't hug random strangers. Even if it is fun and hilarious. Spock and his mom talked about things that possibly involved him eating and wearing a sweater in cold weather. Some guy named Brock waited around, smoking, for Hank. Maximus & Crystal--yes, those ones--got into a fight and he stomped off. Oh, royalty. Warren's dad Warren was very upset about his winged lifestyle choices and Warren was all: 'I'm here, I'm a mutant, get used to it!' and then introduced his girlfriend.

Scott: Warren...? As in Warren Worthington? Why wasn’t I told about this?

Deadpool: I just told you!

Scott: I need to talk to Nathan about keeping me informed. And I can see you’re getting ready to laugh. Don’t.

Deadpool: Oh, you’re far too late for that. Rilla was very taken aback by those big, honkin bat wings Lucivar--haaaaaa, now I get it--was sportin' and he was all understanding of the swoon. Frosty was tackled by Artie and Leech and oh god, it's so 80's! Katniss spotted Cinna and there was talk of body modifications and then I laughed at them so much. Momoko mistook Babara for Barbara and then there was DC all over the place. Oh god, the DC. Bruce Wayne number two showed up for Jason and things just got more DCed.

TOWN ALL UP IN DAT

Scott: Over at Nathan’s, they were having a quiet day in. I showed up to talk to Nathan. It doesn’t matter what about.

Deadpool: And he still has a ribbon in his hair!

Scott: I’m not wearing anything in my hair.

*chittering*

Deadpool: The squirrels agree with me. So there.

Scott: I’m sure our audience is going to pick the unintelligible rodents over me.

Deadpool: Welcome to Fandom! Ben used his time at work at Fixer Uppers to listen to audio files. Gay. Ender and Dink showed up to surprise him and I was all 'But what about Bender?' but they were too busy flirting to answer. Bod wasn't slacking off either even though he had a guest. He worked hard for the money. So hard for the money. Fabulous Boobs wasn't feeling herself as she prepared for aaaall the guests at the hotel, but had time to assure Amanda Grayson that they had vegetarian meals. Oh my god, vegetarianism is the bane of society. It needs to be stopped! Jenny opened up that Pixie Dust place and offered clothing so people won't recognize you. Sadly, that won't work here. Maladicta and Eric were being driven crazy by techno music--I'll make a note of that in case Jubilee goes cray cray. Jessica was busy with her drink mixing at Caritas, sans techno. Aaaaand Watson was all chipper because he didn't have a guest. Live the dream, man.

Deadpool: Aaaaand, I think that’s all they wrote, folks.

Scott: Are we done?

Deadpool: Like Dinner, we’re so done. Have a good day, folks!

Scott: … *slams door*

Deadpool: ...Scott’s just upset that I’m wittier