Once again, it's Sunday and I have news for the island. Or whatever the squirrels deem as news. So, grain of salt and all that.

Over at the Perk, Rey warmed up with some hot cocoa. It's that time of year, yeah. Oh, something from the dorms! Graham and Belle settled in to make ice cream of various flavors that seem to mostly be puns.

But that's all we have. Everyone stay warm out there!

I know, I know. I'm sorry about missing last week. And about chasing some of you. I was a cat, what do you expect from that?

Let me just read these notes and I'll be out of your hair. Fur. Whatever. Not too much going on yesterday after the party, just Steve and myself having a nice breakfast in... why does this say a tower made out of babies?

*chittering*

You are seriously not making any sense at all. It's just the normal mini-Tower. Okay? Okay. Over at Liliana's place, there was holiday decorating happening with the... very glittery help of Ignis. Sorry, the squirrels are just acting weirder than normal, folks.

Luckily that's all I've got here. So, have a lovely rest of your weekend and try not to be too weirded out by the island this month.

Hello, hi. Sorry, I left Steve alone with Patriot and only JARVIS as supervision and he can only do so much. So let's make this quick. Yes, people are children. It happens. Hopefully this hasn't come as a big surprise to any new folks.

Okay, so in town, Cutter was amazed by a dinosaur with Connor arriving to be the adult in the room. Welcome to the club. Watts woke up as a child too with Steven also being the adult around and providing breakfast first of all. Liliana was less than impressed with the weekend shenanigans. You get used to it. Mostly. Ignis was tiny for her and very, very polite. Wow, the squirrels were very impressed by it all. She found a child version of Nell attempting to take care of the garden. In November? November is bad for gardening, right? I feel like it's bad. Ignis and Nell exchanged looks. Hannibal came with food and the relief of Liliana to see another adult around. She also caught a child version of Jon attempting to sneak into her house to explore. More of a kid Eleanor was in the preserve I assume doing normal kid things when in the woods. Oooor not as she warned Charlie about dangerous things in the woods. Arden was annoyed at Cal for hogging the blankets. But they're both kids, so reporting on it is less weird, I guess. Steven and Watts offered them breakfast which turned into a debate on bagels vs donuts. Apples and oranges, they don't really compare. Because clearly you want different things. Steve was a kid, but I was around to make sure to keep him from freezing and fed. Look, he's fragile as a kid. Remy was up on the roof of the boarding house, also as a kid. But he was there alone apparently. With stolen things. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right.

At the Perk, Thor as a kid was talking to himself and I am not going to comment on that at all. Other than it being adorable. And explains why I couldn't find him to help with Steve. Anakin, also a kid, met him and they exchanged names and apparently both probably need a Tetanus booster if they went to the junkyard as they discussed. Stark met tiny Thor and also agreed with the ghostly apparition nearby him about needing to eat a healthy breakfast. Which I'm sure went great. Stark also explained his mask to Anakin before the conversation turned to blue cheese being either based on mold or the color of the milk? I... am not sure I want to know more. Liliana learned that Stark actually liked children and didn't mind helping them. She was also warned off of pastries by a very territorial Anakin and that tracks, honestly. Liliana also questioned Thor and his maybe less imaginary friend before someone taught baby Thor to curse and I am not going to be blamed for this. Understood? 

But there we are. Done. Okay, I need to go make sure Steve hasn't set the kitchen on fire. We have fire suppression systems in place, but still. It would be bad. Stay safe everyone!

Hello, hello folks. It's once again Sunday, though it's a Sunday with a time change, unfortunately. Every time it happens I forget about it until I wake up at the wrong time.

But this has been Homecoming weekend so let's get to it, hmm? We had Atton getting a phone call at his hotel room while watching TV. Jane dealt with Christmas decorations at Caritas courtesy of Tino and discussed future events in town with Sabine. 

There was also the dance over at the community center. At the dance, Kamala and Belle gushed over each other's outfits, Eleanor also received that treatment from Kamala with, per the squirrels, added kisses and Belle without any kisses. This seems a little oversharing, honestly. But the squirrels were pretty serious with the glitter. Lydia and Arden discussed the fashions they were wearing and then moved onto explanations of Thanksgiving. Belle also shared the joy over fashion with Lydia, but no mention of any holidays in the note. Arden and Cal wore complimentary outfits and talked about the last dance they'd been to back in the spring. Kamala was thrilled to see the matching outfits and... apparently Cal had a terrible mustache at some point that neither Arden or her appreciated. Yes, facial hair can be tricky. Belle was also impressed by Arden's dress before promising a dance later on in the evening. Summer learned that Atton was apparently stuck here for the weekend before being asked to dance by Stark.

But that seems to be it. Personally, I think the squirrels were distracted. Or maybe someone spiked the punch. Everyone have a great weekend either way, alright?

It's Sunday again and here I am for the radio. With Steve. Who is still a dog. Sometimes I wonder about my life here.

But let's just get this going before Steve tries to chase the squirrels again.

*distant disgruntled chittering*

I already apologized! Let's just get going. Since there wasn't too much going on. We had Cutter who welcomed Connor back from time spent back at home for a few weeks. Dean had an awkward phone call while working on his new place. Arden was at the beach looking like crap. The squirrels' words, not mine. Eleanor brought a care package and they talked about future plans? I think. This note looks like it was dunked in water at the end. Gray also checked in on her before they compared their families and homes. Charlie also found her out there and offered some help with some magic. Which I'm sure is all... magicky. Look, I'm more of a science person. It's just not my cup of tea. But Liliana's whole thing seems to be more scientific...

And, on that note, I need to get Steve out for another walk in the vain hope of tiring him out. Super soldier dogs are just not meant for nice, quiet days on the couch, unfortunately. Have a good one, people!

Another Sunday morning, another bit of news from yesterday, it seems. Tony Stark here, bringing you that news. I'm getting back into this, you know.

We'll check and see... nothing from the school or the dorms as usual. But over in town, there was Harley enjoying a day in the park with her... pet hyena. I'm sure that's legal. She ran into the newest addition to the island, Pam and found out that they knew each other... kind of. Different universes, different timelines. And, oh, it doesn't look like Harley took that terribly well. Yeah, it can be quite a startling thing. Watts was practicing piano at the boarding house while Steven brought him dinner and they talked about his playing.

But that's all we've got. Have a great rest of your weekend, folks.

Did you all drag me out here just to tell people that there was no news for yesterday?

*chittering*

I'm going to assume you're apologizing and offering me coffee for my troubles.

*more chittering*

Right. Sorry for the false alarm, folks! But there was absolutely no news that the squirrels felt like reporting on yesterday. Hopefully they'll be better about it today. Ciao.

Oh, I'm back to being recruited for this? Not a day I'm used to, but alright. At least I've had my coffee for this all.

Hi, I'm Tony Stark, here to bring you the news from yesterday. At least whatever they felt like providing. Which mostly seems to be at the picnic other than Thor testing out the apple coffee at the Perk. I have questions about diluting coffee like that, honestly.

So, over at the picnic, the sprinkler systems went off because welcome to Fandom, folks. That's a very mundane introduction to things here. Summer and Yelena discussed the Isle of Ikea and also how Yelena will be starting work... for me. Shit. I really need to check my emails. Stark and Summer discussed the new people or lack there of this time around. But one new person, Kreia arrived and was greeted by her teaching buddy, Hannibal, though she apparently had some familiarity with the place through someone she knew.

Graham was back from his summer away to the delight of Charlie who found out he planned to stick around for at least the next couple semesters. Gray was also happy, but concerned as his stuff had taken over the room in Grahama's absence. Belle gave him a hug and was also very happy to learn he'd be sticking around. Don was pulled into assisting Yelena with assembling IKEA furniture before meeting her dog. Watts and Steven compared how they were able or unable to avoid the sprinklers before deciding on takeout for dinner. Steven got drenched before Stark asked how he and Marc were doing and discussing classes for this semester.

But that appears to be all we have. I think I deserve another coffee. Maybe I'll even try the apple one... Have a great week, folks! Enjoy the start of classes.

Shouldn't you all be at the picnic? Wait, no, don't answer that. Still haven't perfected the translator. I've been distracted, okay?

For now, we'll have to just stick with the notes. All... three of them. Wow. Okay, let's get started with the dorms where Raven was packing up to move rooms. Once Kathy showed up, it turned into a dance party and talking about boys.

And over in town, fall is upon up with pumpkin flavored alcohol at the Devil's Nest.

I'm not sure I want to try that, I won't lie. But that's all. This has been Tony Stark, bringing you what little news we had. Get to the picnic,folks!

The last of classes for the summer happened yesterday. Try not to cry, kids. There will be more in the fall. Just enjoy the break while I read the notes.

Over at the school, we had the usual classes of How Not To Kill Yourself With Incantations learning what we all hope were spells that won't bring about Ragnorak or something equally bad. Bob explained how to pronounce things, but the kids had the opportunity to research before practicing. The teacher was there, of course. As was Anders who was making tiny moons. Okay, that is hopefully harmless. Just stay away from the shore or werewolves, I guess. If All Else Fails, Hit Something had their final class at the onsen for relaxation. Lots of relaxation. There was one last chance to catch Cara if the students had questions.

The dorms had Flick beating up a punching bag like it owed him money. I assume everyone is too tired from finals for more than that.

In town, there was Electroclash enjoying a peaceful day of nothing but her and a frozen pizza. Pinkie was playing noir because there was dark chocolate at Wonka's. You know, I don't understand how that works, but I've learned to just go with it. Safer that way. At Caritas, Didi watched Tino and his two buckets. Okay then. Atton stopped by to discuss if he'd rather her act like a friend or a therapist. Friend. No one wants to deal with that when drinking. Trust me.

But that's all we have. I hope you're all enjoying what's left of the summer, kids. This has been Tony Stark bringing you the news.