Fandom Radio - Sunday (10/6)

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*chittering*

Tony: Yes, yes, I know. This is Pepper. She's here to help.

Pepper: Tony, these are squirrels.

Tony: Yes they are. It's best to just think of them as paparazzi. Drunk paparazzi.

Pepper: ...this is payback for the board meetings, isn't it.

Tony: Don't be silly! I'd never do something like that. Hello, people and guests of Fandom at large! This is Tony Stark and Pepper Potts with the news from yesterday. News like the little event at Stark Industries that Kamala put together. Pepper got Steve to convince me to not make fun of Elon Musk as much as he deserves before Steve turned into a dog. Then Pepper and I got to meet Kamala's mother and the start of some gossip about Fury. Eleanor and her guests met Kamala who did her level best to get them food they'd like. Don made his way down to see things and complemented Kamala on the job she'd done. A Georgiana stopped in to look at the tech and meet Kamala as well. And now... you read the notes.

Pepper: This is ridiculous, you know. Hi. Um. Alright, it looked like someone named Eleanor went to the beach with her guests before getting a text. That's news here?

Tony: That's news here.

Pepper: No wonder you like this place. Nell got dinner together for Gladio and his sister who wanted to know about their relationship.

Tony: Oh, there was also The Festival for people to go check out. Like Gladio and his sister! Graham and his guests were greeted by Belle who was pleased to find they'd come for the weekend, having met them before. Graham also got a one off comment from someone named Muriel about a Scottish play. Liliana got to meet Stark's guest, Chiana and offered advice on how to fill the weekend. I'm sure it was fine knowing Liliana. Who I still need to plan out that dinner party with....

Pepper: When you say it like that, I feel like I need to duck under a desk to avoid something.

Tony: Well, that's just hurtful. I am allowed to be social. There was also a nice, autumnal selection of food and drinks for people. Ignis was there, getting a very cryptic message from someone named Muriel. There was also the usual level of activities for people to enjoy. Like Steve---other Steve who was carving a pumpkin with his kid before another guest stopped in, looking for his help. Aranea was also carving a pumpkin while talking to Liliana about Ignis and things from where he comes from. And here you go...

Pepper: My turn again?  Adrian and his guests talked about products at Pick Your Poison?

Tony: I think it's a kind of Lush type place?

Pepper: ...right. He introduced his family to Pam. Someone named Wickham and Muriel talked about how him looking at other women made Lydia feel. Kitty and Boston---who is a talking cat?

Tony: We're reading notes written by squirrels, Pep.

Pepper: Yes, but this is... fine. Fine. They talked about how useful humans are for things. Georgiana and Agatha talked about spells and being an owl? Tony, I think you gave me these notes on purpose.

Tony: And I'll buy you mimosas after to make up for it, I promise. I'll finish it up for you. Adrian and Lydia introduced all their guests to each other before discussing them together. Oh, and looks like there was some kind of disturbance at the boarding house, but the rest of this is too soaked in rum to read. Hopefully everything is alright there. But that should be all there is.

Pepper: And you do this every week?

Tony: sometimes. Sometimes they find other people to kidnap for it. Mimosas?

Pepper: Please.

Tony: Have a good one, folks! I have to go buy a lady a drink.