*sounds of feedback*

*static*

*sounds of various buttons being mashed*

*more feedback*

I don't know how you bloody muggles can use this stuff. Can't you just point a wand at your throat and yell "Sonorus" like normal people? Nooooo! You have to use bloody wires and eckletricity and- wait. What does that red light mean? Did I get it to work?

Bloody thing.

HELLO FANDOM! THIS IS RON WEASLEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME? SOME SQUIRRELS DRAGGED ME INTO THIS RAY-DEE-0H STATION TO DO THIS NEWS THING! I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU CAN HEAR ME SO I AM JUST GOING TO SPEAK VERY LOUDLY! OKAY?!

( Cut for lots of shouting and multiple characters )