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Gettin' real tired of this. Since when am I the responsible one? That ain't right.

Okay, Fandom, this is Lois Lane all by her lonesome again and not bitter about that at all. Let's get to the news and, so help me god, if there's another party to report, I'm gonna strangle people with tinsel.

( Hell yeah, Christmas cheer )

Lois: Helllllo, Fandom, this is Lois Lane with WTFH Fandom radio. And Chuck's here too.

Chuck: Yep.

Lois: Candy hangover?

Chuck: I'm not seven.

Lois: Fiiiiine. Don't get pissy with me or I'll turn this broadcast around, mister. Don't think I won't.

( My sister ate all the leftover Skittles and now I kind of want to beat her up )

Lois: ...I'm just saying, if I were a dude I'd use the word 'boning' all the time.

Chuck: Light's on, Lois.

Lois: DAMMIT!

Chuck: Oh, that's a good way to start a broadcast.

Lois: Shut up. Don't adjust your dial, folks. This is indeed Lois and Chuck on a Friday. We did a whole switcheroo thing this week. Probably for the best considering I'm going to the boondocks on Sunday.

Chuck: And I'm going back to New York City. You know, where the civilized people live.

Lois: Yeah, we're going to miss you. Except not.

( They got super bitchy on me today, sorry )

*there is a squeaky squirrel karaoke version of Womanizer playing when the broadcast begins*

Lois: *coughs* Hi, Fandom. This is Lois Lane with WTFH Fandom radio and--I SWEAR IF YOU SQUIRRELS DON'T STOP WITH THE BRITNEY-GODDAMN-SPEARS I WILL HURT YOU. Ow, my throat.

Chuck: Jesus, Lane, get your panties out of a bunch. They like the song. I like it too.

Lois: They didn't start with it until you came in here. Couldn't they move on to Circus or something? People, I didn't want to do it, but I had to call Chuck in because my throat hurts and you guys actually did crap today. *coughing fit*

Chuck: Gross.

Lois: Don't make me cough on you.

Chuck: Go ahead. I never get sick.

Lois: That's ridiculous, everybody gets sick.

Chuck: Everyone except me.

Lois: Diseases are probably afraid of what evil lurks in your body.

Chuck: Are we going to do this or not? There's sleeping I could be doing.

Lois: Fiiiiiiine. *coughs*

( Banter is a funny word )

Hellllllllllo Fandom! This is Lois Lane with WTFH Fandom radio. Are you guys enjoying the kickass weather? You should be. And we don't have school for the next two week! Man, this is awesome. I love the Christmas season.

( I wish it was warm for realsies )

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Fandom! Hi to the people who are usually animals and hi to the people who are always people! This is Lois Lane with WTFH Fandom Radio. I can safely say I've never been happier to hate cats and be allergic to dogs in my entire life. I barely know enough about cooking to feed myself. I don't even know what I'd do if I had to feed someone else.

Anyways, onto the news!

( Sunday Sunday Sunday! )

Hello, Fandom. Lois Lane here with WTFH Fandom radio. Is anybody here as addicted to watching the Food Network this time of year as I am? God, I love Thanksgiving. I hope I've made friends with someone who can cook me dinner because I can't do it myself and the General said that I have to stick it out by myself this year. You hear that, friends? I demand mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.

Anyways, onto the news!

( Mmm turkey )

Good evening, Fandom, this is Lois Lane with WTFH Fandom radio on this lovely Sunday evening. Wow, you guys did a whole bunch of nothing today, didn't you? I guess most of the not-lazy people went to that wedding this weekend or something.

( Boring cut is boring )