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Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, March 02.
Shunsui: Happy Wednesday, wonderful little island ♥! I trust you all enjoyed the vacation—
Kūkaku: I didn’t.
Shunsui: Err, so you must be glad to be back, Kūkaku-chan ♥?
Kūkaku: Meh. Not really. I mean, I still have to do this shit with you, don’t I?
Shunsui: Yup ♥! How good to know, Kūkaku-chan, that the tropics didn’t change you except for giving you that lovely tan ♥.
Kūkaku: A tan, and a bunch of sand in m[BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP]. Let’s get wrap this shit up. Give me those notes before Kyōraku starts trying to check if I got tan lines.
Shunsui: And what glorious tanlines they would be ♥! Starting, as always, with SCHOOL news, my tanned and tart cohost lead her Chemistry class through a lesson on baking today, which gave them the opportunity to make soufflés, explosive or otherwise, and Elle-chan and Alex-chan just get hungry with all the talk of delicious food ♥.
The ever lovely Cindy-chan lead her students through the joys of public transit in Intro to the 21st Century today ♥! She could lead me through anything ♥.
And then Rikku-chan traipsed her bouncy blonde way into my busty cohort’s territory with a lesson in chemistry and the the periodic table for Science with the exclamation points!
Kūkaku: Caroline was subbing for Paranormal Activity today, so they got a movie day with Christian Bale and dragons. Kyōraku’s class wasn’t so lucky; they had to listen to this bozo go on about celestial leaders.
Shunsui: Although, really, even I have to admit Christian Bale with a dragon would make a phenomenal celestial leader ♥! Rinoa-chan is ever the little researcher at the library, and the newspaper held their weekly meeting today, as well, and the lovely ladies of the sorority held a sexual educa---hey!
Kūkaku: Gimme those. I am not letting you read those notes. No way. But, like Kyōraku said and now thinking about, the sorority talked sex ed. Emma thought Rilla looked faint, but she said it’s jus’ she’s not gonna need this information until she’s older or at least betrothed. Peter pulled what this jackass next to me would try, trying to infiltrate the meeting. Emma threw condoms at him and Ariel tried to get him in her pants. Then there’s….ohgod, Girl Talk about sex, which includes Karla’s ‘pants rule’ and contraceptive tea….
Shunsui: How would a pants rule work if neither of the parties wore pants?
Kūkaku: If you’re hoping to find out because neither of us are wearing pants right now, you’re out of luck, Kyōraku. Ariel wants to start mouthbrooding. What the [BEEP]. Emma thinks she’s high. We can only hope. Porter’s doing more blushing than advisin’, though she does advise to Rilla that it’s probably sensible for the girls to talk about this shit before they’re married. Dammit, maybe I should have let you read these after all, Kyōraku, just so I didn’t have to…
Anyway, office hours. Crichton’s wasting time on the Internet, and Mr. Popular was dealin’ with email until the usual interruptions came in. Jaina wound up talkin’ to him about fanfiction written about them….who would write that crap??
Shunsui: Heeeee ♥.
Kūkaku: Ugh. K delivers an overdue Ikea bill and I hope Skywalker had to sign fifty gazillion papers for it, too. Consistency, man! And then the Teenage Girl Fanclub hit, with Rinoa being nervous and Raven bein’ in a good mood. Thrillin’ shit, this stuff, really.
The fighting reserves talked range weapons today, everything from guns and arrows and ducks, but I noticed a lack of grenades. Amateurs. Alexander and Kennedy discussed how throwin’ a duck is good for confusion. You know what else is good for confusion? GRENADES.
Shunsui: Tsk, tsk, Kūkaku-chan. So violent ♥.
Kūkaku Cram it, Kyōraku. Moving onto the DORMS, Sov tried a hand at making soup in the third floor common room, prompting Alexander to promise to be kind since it was Sov’s first soup. I wouldn’t have been. Alex Russo also showed up to investigate the smells, too. Throw in a Karev and a Cabot and congrats, Sov, you discovered Alex bait. How the hell does that become one of the most popular names on the island? Anyway, in non-Alex news, Kate spent time in her room with her laptop until Bod came by to hear about some guy named Hannibal bein’ cured, and, once the news was out, they could return to jus’ bein’ awkward at each other.
Onto TOWN. Chrono fixed pews at the church…who the [BEEP] is Chrono? Better yet, who the [BEEP] cares? Ariel was getting’ her hipster on at Pixie Dust,
Shunsui: Over at the hotel, Mary-chan threatened Gunther with talk of Wolfgang Puck ♥. Maybe I should try that with the cheese panda….
Kūkaku: With what? A CareBear? George wasn’t in a great mood at Turtle & Canary, probably because that means she works for this jerk-off.
Shunsui: And Tino has the bar at Caritas because Robin-chan is in the back doing inventory ♥. I certainly hope that’s a codeword for something dirty ♥.
Shunsui: And now that we’ve finish the notes, Kūkaku-chan, I bet you know what I’m going to ask you ♥.
Kūkaku: Yep. An’ you know what I’m gonna say in response, dontcha?
Shunsui: Yup ♥! Pity the tropics didn’t change that…
Kūkaku: Get bent, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: For you, Kūkaku-chan, anything ♥. Have a wonderful Wednesday, fine Fandom fillies ♥.
*CLICK!*
Kūkaku: I didn’t.
Shunsui: Err, so you must be glad to be back, Kūkaku-chan ♥?
Kūkaku: Meh. Not really. I mean, I still have to do this shit with you, don’t I?
Shunsui: Yup ♥! How good to know, Kūkaku-chan, that the tropics didn’t change you except for giving you that lovely tan ♥.
Kūkaku: A tan, and a bunch of sand in m[BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP]. Let’s get wrap this shit up. Give me those notes before Kyōraku starts trying to check if I got tan lines.
Shunsui: And what glorious tanlines they would be ♥! Starting, as always, with SCHOOL news, my tanned and tart cohost lead her Chemistry class through a lesson on baking today, which gave them the opportunity to make soufflés, explosive or otherwise, and Elle-chan and Alex-chan just get hungry with all the talk of delicious food ♥.
The ever lovely Cindy-chan lead her students through the joys of public transit in Intro to the 21st Century today ♥! She could lead me through anything ♥.
And then Rikku-chan traipsed her bouncy blonde way into my busty cohort’s territory with a lesson in chemistry and the the periodic table for Science with the exclamation points!
Kūkaku: Caroline was subbing for Paranormal Activity today, so they got a movie day with Christian Bale and dragons. Kyōraku’s class wasn’t so lucky; they had to listen to this bozo go on about celestial leaders.
Shunsui: Although, really, even I have to admit Christian Bale with a dragon would make a phenomenal celestial leader ♥! Rinoa-chan is ever the little researcher at the library, and the newspaper held their weekly meeting today, as well, and the lovely ladies of the sorority held a sexual educa---hey!
Kūkaku: Gimme those. I am not letting you read those notes. No way. But, like Kyōraku said and now thinking about, the sorority talked sex ed. Emma thought Rilla looked faint, but she said it’s jus’ she’s not gonna need this information until she’s older or at least betrothed. Peter pulled what this jackass next to me would try, trying to infiltrate the meeting. Emma threw condoms at him and Ariel tried to get him in her pants. Then there’s….ohgod, Girl Talk about sex, which includes Karla’s ‘pants rule’ and contraceptive tea….
Shunsui: How would a pants rule work if neither of the parties wore pants?
Kūkaku: If you’re hoping to find out because neither of us are wearing pants right now, you’re out of luck, Kyōraku. Ariel wants to start mouthbrooding. What the [BEEP]. Emma thinks she’s high. We can only hope. Porter’s doing more blushing than advisin’, though she does advise to Rilla that it’s probably sensible for the girls to talk about this shit before they’re married. Dammit, maybe I should have let you read these after all, Kyōraku, just so I didn’t have to…
Anyway, office hours. Crichton’s wasting time on the Internet, and Mr. Popular was dealin’ with email until the usual interruptions came in. Jaina wound up talkin’ to him about fanfiction written about them….who would write that crap??
Shunsui: Heeeee ♥.
Kūkaku: Ugh. K delivers an overdue Ikea bill and I hope Skywalker had to sign fifty gazillion papers for it, too. Consistency, man! And then the Teenage Girl Fanclub hit, with Rinoa being nervous and Raven bein’ in a good mood. Thrillin’ shit, this stuff, really.
The fighting reserves talked range weapons today, everything from guns and arrows and ducks, but I noticed a lack of grenades. Amateurs. Alexander and Kennedy discussed how throwin’ a duck is good for confusion. You know what else is good for confusion? GRENADES.
Shunsui: Tsk, tsk, Kūkaku-chan. So violent ♥.
Kūkaku Cram it, Kyōraku. Moving onto the DORMS, Sov tried a hand at making soup in the third floor common room, prompting Alexander to promise to be kind since it was Sov’s first soup. I wouldn’t have been. Alex Russo also showed up to investigate the smells, too. Throw in a Karev and a Cabot and congrats, Sov, you discovered Alex bait. How the hell does that become one of the most popular names on the island? Anyway, in non-Alex news, Kate spent time in her room with her laptop until Bod came by to hear about some guy named Hannibal bein’ cured, and, once the news was out, they could return to jus’ bein’ awkward at each other.
Onto TOWN. Chrono fixed pews at the church…who the [BEEP] is Chrono? Better yet, who the [BEEP] cares? Ariel was getting’ her hipster on at Pixie Dust,
Shunsui: Over at the hotel, Mary-chan threatened Gunther with talk of Wolfgang Puck ♥. Maybe I should try that with the cheese panda….
Kūkaku: With what? A CareBear? George wasn’t in a great mood at Turtle & Canary, probably because that means she works for this jerk-off.
Shunsui: And Tino has the bar at Caritas because Robin-chan is in the back doing inventory ♥. I certainly hope that’s a codeword for something dirty ♥.
Shunsui: And now that we’ve finish the notes, Kūkaku-chan, I bet you know what I’m going to ask you ♥.
Kūkaku: Yep. An’ you know what I’m gonna say in response, dontcha?
Shunsui: Yup ♥! Pity the tropics didn’t change that…
Kūkaku: Get bent, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: For you, Kūkaku-chan, anything ♥. Have a wonderful Wednesday, fine Fandom fillies ♥.
*CLICK!*