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Fandom Radio, 2/24/11
Ahoy there, listeners. I don't know about you, but I've been enjoying soaking up the sun the past few days. But a captain's duty is never done, and so I am presenting you the news, even out here in this land of beauty and sunshine.
We start a little differently today, with news of those of you still back on Fandom Island.
Which is apparently almost no one, as the only news I have is that yesterday Turtle and Canary was run via television by young master Venture. Odd that he actually saw fit to do his work while on vacation. Odd lad, really.
Which then brings us to The Island Getaway, a sunny place of fun and tropical drinks.
Yesterday, some enjoyed their hotel rooms, like Bobby, whom Sookie attempted to get to snorkel with sea turtles. The resort has plenty of enjoyable activities to partake in, of course.
Quinn and Nathan had a chat about not eating alone, old people, and how Quinn is not available for skinny dipping. Self conscious or moral imperative? That I do not know. There is, of course, a beautiful spa out here, where Scully enjoyed birthday greetings from Ariel.
The beach remains one of the most popular attractions. Young Leia sunbathed in a gold bikini, to Anakin's displeasure. Her retort is that he has a harem and cannot judge. A harem? Re-he-heeeeally. Puck made the mistake of falling asleep on the beach, so Quinn considerately burined him half in sand while he snoozed. Good girl. And Momoko introduced Jaime to her surf instructor, and Jaime then offered to take her to dinner. Smart lad, really.
Juliet worked on a sandcastle while Jeremy made plans to play her in Tennis today, and Raven met up with young Warren to fill him in on Karla's doings in another world.
There was also the aforementioned sea turtle snorkeling adventure, which Tara and Alexander entertained odd notions about turtles transporting you to another realm.
Only if they eat you, children.
Dolf and Tara attempted to communicate underwater, but found it easier to talk on the surface. As did Sookie and Bobby.
Which now brings us to Night Life here on this fabulous tropical island.
Young Ender was out by the water, quiet as a mouse. Ben discovered him and Ender explained that someone had to chase off the sharks.
I don't think that's a great idea, lad.
In the hotel, Jason made a call from his hotel room. Which I'm sure is stunning and exciting news to us all. Sookie enjoyed ice cream and movies until Bobby staggered in drunkenly to tell her all about seahorses. Smooth.
Around the resort, Wesley and Percy spent time in the whirlpool, where Percy explained he was able to talk to sea turtles. Out and about shopping was Jason and Leo, the latter of whom had a bit of a mistaken identity problem with Jason, thinking he was Percy.
And of course, as living people we must all dine at one point or another, but food arrangements seem to not have been too noteworthy.
Over at Masquerade, Jaina asked if Shunsui encouraged Deadpool to flirt with her. Oh, Shunsui. Anakin, apparently harem-less, played Scrabble against himself which Jaina documented for history with a photograph. Jaina also discussed matters with Lucas Lee, including how many hobos the cast of Jersey Shore have killed. I think I might stay out of Jersey harbor now, sounds a rather unpleasant place.
At the bar, Bobby and Tony got properly drunk and talked about robots. Bod was drinking and Caroline came over and showed him what she learned from her massage. The boy also walked her back to her room, all chivalrous. Zoe lounged and enjoyed a drink, and Scully got free appetizers by declaring it was her birthday.
Kate was drunk and Nathan offered to sing to her, then tried to go sing to Bod but Kate objected. He must be one awful singer. Stephanie enjoyed a Shirley Temple, while Tony drunkenly flirted with her at how impressive his illegal drinking was. The notes also include an order for the two to make out already. Odd.
Bruce was less impressed with Tony's drunken antics, and the logic behind Tony's drinks. Alex was not drinking, though not by choice, and Tony drunkenly yammers at her, too. Gets around, that Tony. Juliet bribed the bartender to serve her. And, shock of shocks, Tony drunkenly bothered her as well.
Over in Luana Lounge, Fraser enjoyed a drink and the view, and his charming wife was teased for just lying about all week.
And that is all the news. I'm going to go back to tanning, good boys and girls and ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy yourselves, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Which, well... there isn't anything I wouldn't do! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!
We start a little differently today, with news of those of you still back on Fandom Island.
Which is apparently almost no one, as the only news I have is that yesterday Turtle and Canary was run via television by young master Venture. Odd that he actually saw fit to do his work while on vacation. Odd lad, really.
Which then brings us to The Island Getaway, a sunny place of fun and tropical drinks.
Yesterday, some enjoyed their hotel rooms, like Bobby, whom Sookie attempted to get to snorkel with sea turtles. The resort has plenty of enjoyable activities to partake in, of course.
Quinn and Nathan had a chat about not eating alone, old people, and how Quinn is not available for skinny dipping. Self conscious or moral imperative? That I do not know. There is, of course, a beautiful spa out here, where Scully enjoyed birthday greetings from Ariel.
The beach remains one of the most popular attractions. Young Leia sunbathed in a gold bikini, to Anakin's displeasure. Her retort is that he has a harem and cannot judge. A harem? Re-he-heeeeally. Puck made the mistake of falling asleep on the beach, so Quinn considerately burined him half in sand while he snoozed. Good girl. And Momoko introduced Jaime to her surf instructor, and Jaime then offered to take her to dinner. Smart lad, really.
Juliet worked on a sandcastle while Jeremy made plans to play her in Tennis today, and Raven met up with young Warren to fill him in on Karla's doings in another world.
There was also the aforementioned sea turtle snorkeling adventure, which Tara and Alexander entertained odd notions about turtles transporting you to another realm.
Only if they eat you, children.
Dolf and Tara attempted to communicate underwater, but found it easier to talk on the surface. As did Sookie and Bobby.
Which now brings us to Night Life here on this fabulous tropical island.
Young Ender was out by the water, quiet as a mouse. Ben discovered him and Ender explained that someone had to chase off the sharks.
I don't think that's a great idea, lad.
In the hotel, Jason made a call from his hotel room. Which I'm sure is stunning and exciting news to us all. Sookie enjoyed ice cream and movies until Bobby staggered in drunkenly to tell her all about seahorses. Smooth.
Around the resort, Wesley and Percy spent time in the whirlpool, where Percy explained he was able to talk to sea turtles. Out and about shopping was Jason and Leo, the latter of whom had a bit of a mistaken identity problem with Jason, thinking he was Percy.
And of course, as living people we must all dine at one point or another, but food arrangements seem to not have been too noteworthy.
Over at Masquerade, Jaina asked if Shunsui encouraged Deadpool to flirt with her. Oh, Shunsui. Anakin, apparently harem-less, played Scrabble against himself which Jaina documented for history with a photograph. Jaina also discussed matters with Lucas Lee, including how many hobos the cast of Jersey Shore have killed. I think I might stay out of Jersey harbor now, sounds a rather unpleasant place.
At the bar, Bobby and Tony got properly drunk and talked about robots. Bod was drinking and Caroline came over and showed him what she learned from her massage. The boy also walked her back to her room, all chivalrous. Zoe lounged and enjoyed a drink, and Scully got free appetizers by declaring it was her birthday.
Kate was drunk and Nathan offered to sing to her, then tried to go sing to Bod but Kate objected. He must be one awful singer. Stephanie enjoyed a Shirley Temple, while Tony drunkenly flirted with her at how impressive his illegal drinking was. The notes also include an order for the two to make out already. Odd.
Bruce was less impressed with Tony's drunken antics, and the logic behind Tony's drinks. Alex was not drinking, though not by choice, and Tony drunkenly yammers at her, too. Gets around, that Tony. Juliet bribed the bartender to serve her. And, shock of shocks, Tony drunkenly bothered her as well.
Over in Luana Lounge, Fraser enjoyed a drink and the view, and his charming wife was teased for just lying about all week.
And that is all the news. I'm going to go back to tanning, good boys and girls and ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy yourselves, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Which, well... there isn't anything I wouldn't do! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!