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Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, February 16.
Shunsui: Good morning, Fandom Island ♥! And good morning, Kūkaku-chan ♥! Are you ready for some news ♥?
Kūkaku: Would it matter if I said no?
Shunsui: Nope ♥!
Kūkaku: Didn’t think so. Let’s get this thing crackin’, and get the hell out of here.
Shunsui: Starting as always with THE SCHOOL and the first class of Tuesdays, Kūkaku-chan’s chemistry class talked about special effects in movies, and tried to make some, such as smoke and fog and dramatic flower-strewn entrances ♥?
Kūkaku: Definitely not that last one. Wouldn’t want to steal your stupid little calling card, Kyōraku. Intro to the 21st Century talked Internet today, everything from Wikipedia to email money scams, followed by an Internet scavenger hunt.
Shunsui: Rikku-chan lead Science with all the exclamation marks in a quick lesson about medicine, because talking about kids was more topical ♥. How was that topical?
Kūkaku: You were drunk all weekend, weren’t you?
Shunsui: Maaaaaaybe ♥!
Kūkaku: You lucky son of a bitch. Paranormal Activity talked fairies, not the Disney kind or the Kyōraku kind. Alaric asked Caroline if she got him flowers and how, no, she can’t redecorate his home or office. And Kyōraku‘s stupid class talked about that dirty play he introduced ‘em to last week.
Shunsui: Little Rinoa-chan took to the books at the library ♥, though they made her a little weepy, which made Henry the Librarian a little nervous. I know how you feel, Henry… There was also a newspaper meeting where they caught up about missing last week due to the events of the weekend ♥. Kappa Delta Gremlin met to discuss what charities to support ♥. I feel it crucial to mention that the Keep Shunsui Booze Up Foundation is happily accepting donations ♥! Sookie-chan suggested either child abuse or Girl Scouts, which, I’ll admit, are probably worthier causes, and she filled Karla-chan in on what the Girl Scouts were ♥. Kate-chan just wants the week to be over, which makes Emma-chan wonder if Kate-chan’s ever in a good mood for at least fifteen minutes. Give her some sake, and I’m sure you’ll get at least half an hour ♥.
Kūkaku: Of course you’d suggest boozing up the young girls….The Fighting Reserves met outside the dorms to discuss what to do in a situation where you’re stuck with kids and they’re in danger. I like to call that a Godsend, myself. An’ not jus’ the kids, but just how to keep a group safe in challenging circumstances, especially if the dorms ain’t safe.
Mr. Popular texted his wife during his office hours, and, of course, Raven visited to talk about those freakin’ visitors we had this weekend. Jaina swung by to tell him about his great-grandson, so, congrats? Then Deadpool came to talk about his kid with anger issues and then the two of them being stranded on a desert island like some show I don’t care about, and I’d be okay with that. Crichton did paperwork.
Shunsui: Over in THE DORMS, Ender woke Ben up with a bad dream, and Kate-chan stabinated a dummy at the salle--
Kūkaku: Funny. Ya don’t look stabinated.
Shunsui: Oh, Kūkaku-chan, your wit is as impressive as your cleavage ♥. Percy also came by to show her his sword, and I’m assured that’s not dirty, but I don’t beeeeeleeeeive you, squirrels ♥! Leda-chan got a phone calls and Claudia-chan made some phone calls, and she shared with Jake some of the details of her tracking someone down when he stopped by ♥. Scully-chan also got the details on a rescue ♥! Rescues are always good, especially when it’s a beautiful woman who has absolutely no inhibitions of showing her gratitude ♥!
Kūkaku: I’d like to be rescued from havin’ to do this radio. ..Reward? I won’t blow off your [BEEP]in’ face. Gabrielle came back from…somewhere, and she told Karla all about it. The Chick with the Name Kyōraku Likes washed dye out of her hair on the second floor common room. ‘Course, this means Tony dyed his pink, and Ramona assured him it looks good.
Shunsui: Pink is a very manly colour, Tony ♥.
Kūkaku: Yeah, keep tellin’ yerself that, Kyōraku. Bruce gets filled in on the switch between Ramona and Tony on their normal and not normal hair colours, and then pretends not to notice the difference with Tony. There was a lot of pouting. God, Tony, don’t be such a nerd and take it like a man.
Shunsui: Just think of all the great men who do wear pink ♥! Like moi ♥! In THE TOWN yesterday, another proponent of pink, Ariel-chan, was dreaming about a mysterious Prince Eric at Pixie Dust, and the ever-endowed Mary-chan made animals out of towels at the Arms Hotel ♥. That sounds sexy, kinda ♥!
Kūkaku: It isn’t. Freak. Speaking of freaks, Sookie’s might be missin’ the brats if the menu board at the diner was any indication, and Mitchell got coffee to fuel his staring out the window at the coffee shop. Kate visited him to tell him that, no, it didn’t rain pie this weekend; instead she got roped with some kid with her ex that was named after Mitchell. That sounds like a great, fun, awesome conversation. If you only pay attention to the pie part, that is.
Shunsui: I do like pie ♥!
Kūkaku: I think everyone likes pie. I even like pie. And Robin was holdin’ a special at Caritas for anyone who got stuck with kids. Why the hell wasn’t I there last night?
Shunsui: If you feel you’ve missed out, Kūkaku-chan, allow me to extend to you an invitation to come to the bar with me tonight and get your drinks one hundred percent off instead of just half, on me ♥.
Kūkaku: I’d rather pay full price and my remaining arm. No more notes. I’m [BEEP]in’ out of here, Pinky.
Shunsui: And I didn’t even get to ask about breakfast today…*sigh* Ah, well ♥. Have a wonderful Wednesday, Fandom Island, my dear little ducklings ♥!
*CLICK*
Kūkaku: Would it matter if I said no?
Shunsui: Nope ♥!
Kūkaku: Didn’t think so. Let’s get this thing crackin’, and get the hell out of here.
Shunsui: Starting as always with THE SCHOOL and the first class of Tuesdays, Kūkaku-chan’s chemistry class talked about special effects in movies, and tried to make some, such as smoke and fog and dramatic flower-strewn entrances ♥?
Kūkaku: Definitely not that last one. Wouldn’t want to steal your stupid little calling card, Kyōraku. Intro to the 21st Century talked Internet today, everything from Wikipedia to email money scams, followed by an Internet scavenger hunt.
Shunsui: Rikku-chan lead Science with all the exclamation marks in a quick lesson about medicine, because talking about kids was more topical ♥. How was that topical?
Kūkaku: You were drunk all weekend, weren’t you?
Shunsui: Maaaaaaybe ♥!
Kūkaku: You lucky son of a bitch. Paranormal Activity talked fairies, not the Disney kind or the Kyōraku kind. Alaric asked Caroline if she got him flowers and how, no, she can’t redecorate his home or office. And Kyōraku‘s stupid class talked about that dirty play he introduced ‘em to last week.
Shunsui: Little Rinoa-chan took to the books at the library ♥, though they made her a little weepy, which made Henry the Librarian a little nervous. I know how you feel, Henry… There was also a newspaper meeting where they caught up about missing last week due to the events of the weekend ♥. Kappa Delta Gremlin met to discuss what charities to support ♥. I feel it crucial to mention that the Keep Shunsui Booze Up Foundation is happily accepting donations ♥! Sookie-chan suggested either child abuse or Girl Scouts, which, I’ll admit, are probably worthier causes, and she filled Karla-chan in on what the Girl Scouts were ♥. Kate-chan just wants the week to be over, which makes Emma-chan wonder if Kate-chan’s ever in a good mood for at least fifteen minutes. Give her some sake, and I’m sure you’ll get at least half an hour ♥.
Kūkaku: Of course you’d suggest boozing up the young girls….The Fighting Reserves met outside the dorms to discuss what to do in a situation where you’re stuck with kids and they’re in danger. I like to call that a Godsend, myself. An’ not jus’ the kids, but just how to keep a group safe in challenging circumstances, especially if the dorms ain’t safe.
Mr. Popular texted his wife during his office hours, and, of course, Raven visited to talk about those freakin’ visitors we had this weekend. Jaina swung by to tell him about his great-grandson, so, congrats? Then Deadpool came to talk about his kid with anger issues and then the two of them being stranded on a desert island like some show I don’t care about, and I’d be okay with that. Crichton did paperwork.
Shunsui: Over in THE DORMS, Ender woke Ben up with a bad dream, and Kate-chan stabinated a dummy at the salle--
Kūkaku: Funny. Ya don’t look stabinated.
Shunsui: Oh, Kūkaku-chan, your wit is as impressive as your cleavage ♥. Percy also came by to show her his sword, and I’m assured that’s not dirty, but I don’t beeeeeleeeeive you, squirrels ♥! Leda-chan got a phone calls and Claudia-chan made some phone calls, and she shared with Jake some of the details of her tracking someone down when he stopped by ♥. Scully-chan also got the details on a rescue ♥! Rescues are always good, especially when it’s a beautiful woman who has absolutely no inhibitions of showing her gratitude ♥!
Kūkaku: I’d like to be rescued from havin’ to do this radio. ..Reward? I won’t blow off your [BEEP]in’ face. Gabrielle came back from…somewhere, and she told Karla all about it. The Chick with the Name Kyōraku Likes washed dye out of her hair on the second floor common room. ‘Course, this means Tony dyed his pink, and Ramona assured him it looks good.
Shunsui: Pink is a very manly colour, Tony ♥.
Kūkaku: Yeah, keep tellin’ yerself that, Kyōraku. Bruce gets filled in on the switch between Ramona and Tony on their normal and not normal hair colours, and then pretends not to notice the difference with Tony. There was a lot of pouting. God, Tony, don’t be such a nerd and take it like a man.
Shunsui: Just think of all the great men who do wear pink ♥! Like moi ♥! In THE TOWN yesterday, another proponent of pink, Ariel-chan, was dreaming about a mysterious Prince Eric at Pixie Dust, and the ever-endowed Mary-chan made animals out of towels at the Arms Hotel ♥. That sounds sexy, kinda ♥!
Kūkaku: It isn’t. Freak. Speaking of freaks, Sookie’s might be missin’ the brats if the menu board at the diner was any indication, and Mitchell got coffee to fuel his staring out the window at the coffee shop. Kate visited him to tell him that, no, it didn’t rain pie this weekend; instead she got roped with some kid with her ex that was named after Mitchell. That sounds like a great, fun, awesome conversation. If you only pay attention to the pie part, that is.
Shunsui: I do like pie ♥!
Kūkaku: I think everyone likes pie. I even like pie. And Robin was holdin’ a special at Caritas for anyone who got stuck with kids. Why the hell wasn’t I there last night?
Shunsui: If you feel you’ve missed out, Kūkaku-chan, allow me to extend to you an invitation to come to the bar with me tonight and get your drinks one hundred percent off instead of just half, on me ♥.
Kūkaku: I’d rather pay full price and my remaining arm. No more notes. I’m [BEEP]in’ out of here, Pinky.
Shunsui: And I didn’t even get to ask about breakfast today…*sigh* Ah, well ♥. Have a wonderful Wednesday, Fandom Island, my dear little ducklings ♥!
*CLICK*