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Fandom Radio :: Thursday, January 27th
Welcome again, my fine listeners. Today I hope you are all staying warm and cozy, keeping up with your studies and remaining diligent in your work. Now please get settled in, grab a cup of cocoa, and prick up your ears for the news of yesterday's triumphs and foibles and all that which comes in between.
We start, as always, with matters of The School.
Extreme Physical Education participated in mountain biking through Pennsylvania, thanks to the wonders of the Danger Shop. Students either paired up or went off on their own. Oh children, never go alone. The Science of Psionics detailed layers of the mind, which are much like layers of a cake. All quite delicious and better with chocolate. Ha-ha! The students meditated, thought, or talked, a rather interesting spread of options for the day.
What Not to Do in a Fight covered the realities of gunfights, which I'm guessing have progressed far from the days of powder and shot. The students then attempted to play assassins with paintball guns, though Karla and Kennedy merely gave each other, quote, strange looks. though after class Wesley protested to Deadpool about Wesley's love for Jono. I think you may protest too much, Wesley. Embrace the love, why deny it, that's a good chap. Also after class, Momoko asked Ghanima if the point was to win.
When, dear girl, is the point of an exercise to lose?
Home Ec covered washing clothes by hand, which is the only way I know how to do it. Scullery, oh no, I'm sorry, Scully was disturbed at having to wash red silk boxers. I hope they weren't the instructors. Or, no, I think if he made the class wash his laundry that's a jolly good show of ingenuity, actually. Good show, Steve. Jolly good. And jolly good on checking in on Bobby when he seemed to be spacing out in class.
Gabrielle guarded the library yesterday with the help of a plush chicken. While the lady of ample ampleness, Kūkaku busied herself with something that might explode at any moment. I shall assume for the moment that does not mean her blouse.
In news of clubs, The AV Club had its first meeting, where they all talked about themselves and their experience with technology. How very modern, very modern indeed.
And now we we go over to the world of the Dorms.
In the gym, those leaders of cheer held try-outs. One hopes those who tried could properly lead cheer in all the ways cheer must be led. Ariel was amongst those who tried out, and one can hope she swam rather than sank. The Magic and Support reserves busied themselves with a movie about a pirate's treasure. Hopefully that was quite educational for you.
In the third floor common room, that glorious lad Nico watched a fascinating program about butter. A program that horrified young Percy, who then discussed curled milk with Nico. Leo joined the group to discuss butter-lady's potential torrid affairs. Oh, young boys and their fascinations with hormonal activities. Percy and Leo even discussed their mutual attraction to the butter-lady. Jason Todd, the little brat, came in and wondered if the butter-lady was making something edible. I certainly hope so.
Which brings us to The Town
At Wellspring Arms, Ino slept in the boss' chair, until Max came in to check in on the girl's well-being. Good man. Triela also saw to Ino's needs, delivering her lunch and inquiring about Ino's new pet. Of which the only facts I have are that it is not a bear.
Well that only leaves all the hundreds of other species of animal. Someone find this information out! I want it, I want it, I want it.
The ever-industrious Hank ranted about Unions at Turtle and Canary, while Alexander examined an antique bicycle at Things Reborn, and Pixie Dust had Shelley wearing animal prints. Pixie Dust. I still rather dislike that name.
Over at Luke's, Lion-o discussed cutting his hair with a busboy. I would imagine you'd want to discuss that with a barber, lad. Over at Fixxer-Uppers, William ignored the fruitcakes and looked for turkey costumes. As one does, I imagine. Ender joined the fellow and they discussed internet pop-ups and fruitcakes, while the good Miss Rilla also discussed the fruitcakes.
It appears you all are very fascinated with fruitcake. Fascinated, fascinated, fascinated.
Over at the Mystery Sign Theatre, Kate manned the concession stand, and isn't that a rather sexist term, my fine audience. She operated her work station as well as anyone of any gender is a bit clumsier, I'll admit. But probably far better form. And in very interesting news, Mitchell spoke with Kate and discussed important matters of the day. Not really news, but an important part of life.
Lindsey listened to the jam of a pearl over at Groovy Tunes, and Alex Karev duct-taped Tino over at Caritas. As one does, of course.
And that, ladies and gentlemen and all those who identify as neither, is all the news fit to share. I thank you for your time, your patience, and your adoration. This is Captain James Hook, wishing you the best of the rest of your day.
[ooc: Please note, the broadcast has been edited to remove reference to Mitchell breaking Hannibal's knees, which was NFB but accidentally reported. Please do not ICly reference said removed material as having been on the radio. Thanks!]
We start, as always, with matters of The School.
Extreme Physical Education participated in mountain biking through Pennsylvania, thanks to the wonders of the Danger Shop. Students either paired up or went off on their own. Oh children, never go alone. The Science of Psionics detailed layers of the mind, which are much like layers of a cake. All quite delicious and better with chocolate. Ha-ha! The students meditated, thought, or talked, a rather interesting spread of options for the day.
What Not to Do in a Fight covered the realities of gunfights, which I'm guessing have progressed far from the days of powder and shot. The students then attempted to play assassins with paintball guns, though Karla and Kennedy merely gave each other, quote, strange looks. though after class Wesley protested to Deadpool about Wesley's love for Jono. I think you may protest too much, Wesley. Embrace the love, why deny it, that's a good chap. Also after class, Momoko asked Ghanima if the point was to win.
When, dear girl, is the point of an exercise to lose?
Home Ec covered washing clothes by hand, which is the only way I know how to do it. Scullery, oh no, I'm sorry, Scully was disturbed at having to wash red silk boxers. I hope they weren't the instructors. Or, no, I think if he made the class wash his laundry that's a jolly good show of ingenuity, actually. Good show, Steve. Jolly good. And jolly good on checking in on Bobby when he seemed to be spacing out in class.
Gabrielle guarded the library yesterday with the help of a plush chicken. While the lady of ample ampleness, Kūkaku busied herself with something that might explode at any moment. I shall assume for the moment that does not mean her blouse.
In news of clubs, The AV Club had its first meeting, where they all talked about themselves and their experience with technology. How very modern, very modern indeed.
And now we we go over to the world of the Dorms.
In the gym, those leaders of cheer held try-outs. One hopes those who tried could properly lead cheer in all the ways cheer must be led. Ariel was amongst those who tried out, and one can hope she swam rather than sank. The Magic and Support reserves busied themselves with a movie about a pirate's treasure. Hopefully that was quite educational for you.
In the third floor common room, that glorious lad Nico watched a fascinating program about butter. A program that horrified young Percy, who then discussed curled milk with Nico. Leo joined the group to discuss butter-lady's potential torrid affairs. Oh, young boys and their fascinations with hormonal activities. Percy and Leo even discussed their mutual attraction to the butter-lady. Jason Todd, the little brat, came in and wondered if the butter-lady was making something edible. I certainly hope so.
Which brings us to The Town
At Wellspring Arms, Ino slept in the boss' chair, until Max came in to check in on the girl's well-being. Good man. Triela also saw to Ino's needs, delivering her lunch and inquiring about Ino's new pet. Of which the only facts I have are that it is not a bear.
Well that only leaves all the hundreds of other species of animal. Someone find this information out! I want it, I want it, I want it.
The ever-industrious Hank ranted about Unions at Turtle and Canary, while Alexander examined an antique bicycle at Things Reborn, and Pixie Dust had Shelley wearing animal prints. Pixie Dust. I still rather dislike that name.
Over at Luke's, Lion-o discussed cutting his hair with a busboy. I would imagine you'd want to discuss that with a barber, lad. Over at Fixxer-Uppers, William ignored the fruitcakes and looked for turkey costumes. As one does, I imagine. Ender joined the fellow and they discussed internet pop-ups and fruitcakes, while the good Miss Rilla also discussed the fruitcakes.
It appears you all are very fascinated with fruitcake. Fascinated, fascinated, fascinated.
Over at the Mystery Sign Theatre, Kate manned the concession stand, and isn't that a rather sexist term, my fine audience. She operated her work station as well as anyone of any gender is a bit clumsier, I'll admit. But probably far better form. And in very interesting news, Mitchell spoke with Kate and discussed important matters of the day. Not really news, but an important part of life.
Lindsey listened to the jam of a pearl over at Groovy Tunes, and Alex Karev duct-taped Tino over at Caritas. As one does, of course.
And that, ladies and gentlemen and all those who identify as neither, is all the news fit to share. I thank you for your time, your patience, and your adoration. This is Captain James Hook, wishing you the best of the rest of your day.
[ooc: Please note, the broadcast has been edited to remove reference to Mitchell breaking Hannibal's knees, which was NFB but accidentally reported. Please do not ICly reference said removed material as having been on the radio. Thanks!]