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Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, January 26.
Shunsui: Ahhh, Kūkaku-chan ♥! It's always glad to see you in the studio; I keep expecting you to not show up, and you're so radiant in the morning light ♥.
Kūkaku: Like I even want to. These squirrels are freakin' pushy. And handsy for havin' such small paws. Almost as handsy as my lazy ass cohost here...
Shunsui: In my defence, dear listeners, they are very difficult to avoid ♥.
Kūkaku: There was squeezing!
Shunsui: I assure you, Kūkaku-chan, it was a mere brushing ♥. If you doubt me, let me show yo--
Kūkaku: NOOOOOTES! I need NOOOOOOOOTES!
*scurrying and fluttering*
Kūkaku: Oh, thank God. Back off, Kyōraku, we got work to do. Starting, of course, with the SCHOOL, Rinoa's quiet at the library, which just makes sense an' is why I don't do well in libraries, and Henry the librarian engages in what is called Trolling on the Intrawebz, and, no, Kyōraku, that does not mean what you think it means.
Shunsui: I suppose you'll be quite upset with me, too, Kūkaku-chan, for making any obvious comments about your chemistry class and blowing off rockets and volcanoes, hmmmmm ♥?
Kūkaku: You got that right. In Intro to the 21st Century, Cindy took the kids to a simulation of the Mall of America and went to the food court to teach them a lesson about money, and, somehow, I'm feelin' pretty freakin' glad that what I just read made absolutely no sense to me. They all got 500 fake dollars, though, to spend on fake hookers and fake blow.
Shunsui: And fake booze ♥?
Kūkaku: Yeah, I'm sure they had that, too. They did basic biology and cells in that other science class, where the kids got to view thrilling onion cells through a microscope or their own cells, which seems like a good way to weed out who to avoid, or pond water with little, itty bitty flesh eatin' creatures in it. Mmmm. Biology.
Shunsui: In Paranormal Activity class, the students talked about ghosts and...had to...to...er...dig up graves and destroy the bones....
Kūkaku: Because disrespectin' the dead. That's a great idea.
Shunsui: Er, they...performed this activity in the Danger Shop, right?
Kūkaku: I think so.
Shunsui: Whew! I really did not want to have to actually do any work today. Bod, who I can consider very smart about this, needed to psych himself up to do it, though that meant Caroline-chan did tease him about it ♥. Kate-chan then let Alaric know she missed class last week due to, ahem, personal issues, Claudia-chan and Scully-chan were adorable and talked about the more technical scientific approaches to this activity, and George-chan, unsurprisingly, says she won't do the activity and she'll take detention if she has to ♥. She didn't get detention, but I do think she'll be finding herself with a raise soon ♥.
Kūkaku: George, don't ever get glasses, if you know what's good for you!
Shunsui: I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, Kūkaku-chan ♥. In my class, the Art of Pacifism, the duckling learned the importance of having hobbies, peaceful hobbies, Kūkaku-chan, like knitting and dating your radio cohosts, and they got to try out some new hobbies ♥. I tried out some, too, though Ino-chan seems to think I still need some work on my Ikebana ♥.
Kūkaku: Ike-freakin'-bana. Only flowers I wanna deal with are ones in the sky. Anyway, onto something less lame, fighing reserves, who worked on running an obstacle course filled with snowballs and rabbits. Slightly less lame, then. Kennedy, Zack, and Maladicta were all there to lead the reserves through their slightly less lame activity.
Shunsui: And over at the soror--
Kūkaku: Oh, no you don't! Gimme that! Okay. Sorority. They had a waffle bar. Already, we've got clashes, when Caroline tries to tell Kate she was lucky to get out of gravediggin' earlier but Kate lets Caroline know that she's in no mood to deal with her. I'd have punched the girl if that's how I felt, so way to be classy, Kate. Karla, on the other hand, got in trouble for hittin' Nathan, and she sulks to Emma about it. Nathan probably deserved it, though, so just remember that, Karla. Then they did introductions, which included havin' to reveal an embarrassin' secret....seriously, is that what girls do in sororities? And I'm surprised I'm glad I was never in one. Kate asks Juliet about her 'twinuition,' oh, gawd, and Kate gives Emma a wrapped package of Gitanes. Do I want to know what Gitanes are? Probably not. Quinn and Emma also discussed the turn out for their girly little club.
And here, the next part is about the newspaper, which is far less female and nubile, so you can read those, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: But all it says is that there was mingling and, even worse, work.
Kūkaku: Yup! Nice and safe. So we can move onto--
Shunsui: Oh, wait, a little bit about Ariel-chan being very excited to be...working with Ellie-chan on the newspaper ♥ ♥ ♥.
Kūkaku: --people's office hours. Ugh. John Crichton held his with special guest star TOASTY, and I feel like I should know what that means, but I know I just do not want to. Anakin was havin' trouble with preschool enrollment people, which is just another reason to never have spawn, before Karla came in to ask if hitting is ever okay. Um. DUH.
Shunsui: Even I agree that sometimes it's necessary...
Kūkaku: Hitting, Kyōraku, not hitting on.
Shunsui: I know!
Kūkaku: Uh-huh. Anyway, Jaina stopped by to talk to him about stealing ships, Zack wants to talk about the future, and Rinoa comes in to tell him the earth school system is ridiculous. And, next week, I stop in to tell him to stop having people come in to make more freakin' work for us on radio.
Shunsui: And, over in the DORMS, we have Alex smoking in his room because it's too cold outside, and Effy-chan advises him not to fall out the window and does handstands for him ♥. Also smoking, with the addition of drinking, is Nathan ♥. I feel we can relate to this kids, Kūkaku-chan ♥.
Kūkaku: Yeah, that got some real winnin' habits. Where's my pipe?
Shunsui: And Caroline-chan came by to talk of insults and sex and cocks, and, really, I do hope she isn't all ta--
Kūkaku: Geez, don't tell me I gotta censor stuff from those kids from fallin' into your hands, too. Oh, how about this. Kids? Let's not do so-called sexy tiems on Tuesdays, 'kay? Save it for Wednesday. Who does radio Thursday morning? Hook?
Shunsui: Err, I think so. I don't pay attention unless they're women ♥.
Kūkaku: It is Hook. That's perfect. Kids, save all your annoying sexiness for Wednesday, got it? Anyway, Ramona with the stupid name that Kyōraku likes so damn much watched some movie that took place in Canada in second floor common room. Bruce comfirms that, yep, that's Canada, and Canada is [BEEP]in' weird.
Shunsui: Weirder than here?
Kūkaku: Probably. But not weirder than Soul Society. Soul Society produced you. Onto the TOWN, we've got Hinata's cat being a lazy ass while Hinata cleans at Book Haven, and Ino tries to look busy when really she's probably just spacing out at the flower shop. Cable's hirin' at Wellspring Arms, and tell me I'm a horrible person for thinkin' it'd be funny to get a job there, and I'll kick you in the face.
Shunsui: You'd have to get one at the Arms Hotel, then, too, Kūkaku-chan ♥, where poor Mary-chan is flummoxed, and Shelley-chan discusses with her about cold making boobs ache ♥. Do they, Kūkaku-chan ♥?
Kūkaku: NO.
Shunsui: If they're sore, perhaps I can help ma--
*THWAP!!*
Kūkaku: I SAID NO, YOU MORON! I swear to God, does all that hair make you hard of hearing? UGH. Sookie nearly tripped over a package...shut up, Kyōraku!...at Luke's Diner, and George makes some sign out of shoe polish over at Kyōraku's stupid shop, and Ariel reads about horoscopes at Pixie Dust. Finally, Tino thinks Robin can, quote, 'suck it' at Caritas, where Jane Porter came in to research the zombies.
Shunsui: So you're telling me Jane-chan is into dead things... ♥?
Kūkaku You are a terrible person. And, at the same time? I feel like I should be glad that that's what you decided to respond to in that whole section.
Shunsui: By terrible you mean dashing and irresistible, right, Kūkaku-chan ♥. You mean we should totally go out for breakfast now that we're finished, yesssss ♥?
Kūkaku: No. Freakin'. Way. I lost my appetite about five seconds into this whole thing. I am [BEEP]in' outta here.
Shunsui: Ahhhh, Kūkaku-chan ♥. So sad to see you go, but so lovely to watch you leave ♥.
*CLICK!*
Kūkaku: Like I even want to. These squirrels are freakin' pushy. And handsy for havin' such small paws. Almost as handsy as my lazy ass cohost here...
Shunsui: In my defence, dear listeners, they are very difficult to avoid ♥.
Kūkaku: There was squeezing!
Shunsui: I assure you, Kūkaku-chan, it was a mere brushing ♥. If you doubt me, let me show yo--
Kūkaku: NOOOOOTES! I need NOOOOOOOOTES!
*scurrying and fluttering*
Kūkaku: Oh, thank God. Back off, Kyōraku, we got work to do. Starting, of course, with the SCHOOL, Rinoa's quiet at the library, which just makes sense an' is why I don't do well in libraries, and Henry the librarian engages in what is called Trolling on the Intrawebz, and, no, Kyōraku, that does not mean what you think it means.
Shunsui: I suppose you'll be quite upset with me, too, Kūkaku-chan, for making any obvious comments about your chemistry class and blowing off rockets and volcanoes, hmmmmm ♥?
Kūkaku: You got that right. In Intro to the 21st Century, Cindy took the kids to a simulation of the Mall of America and went to the food court to teach them a lesson about money, and, somehow, I'm feelin' pretty freakin' glad that what I just read made absolutely no sense to me. They all got 500 fake dollars, though, to spend on fake hookers and fake blow.
Shunsui: And fake booze ♥?
Kūkaku: Yeah, I'm sure they had that, too. They did basic biology and cells in that other science class, where the kids got to view thrilling onion cells through a microscope or their own cells, which seems like a good way to weed out who to avoid, or pond water with little, itty bitty flesh eatin' creatures in it. Mmmm. Biology.
Shunsui: In Paranormal Activity class, the students talked about ghosts and...had to...to...er...dig up graves and destroy the bones....
Kūkaku: Because disrespectin' the dead. That's a great idea.
Shunsui: Er, they...performed this activity in the Danger Shop, right?
Kūkaku: I think so.
Shunsui: Whew! I really did not want to have to actually do any work today. Bod, who I can consider very smart about this, needed to psych himself up to do it, though that meant Caroline-chan did tease him about it ♥. Kate-chan then let Alaric know she missed class last week due to, ahem, personal issues, Claudia-chan and Scully-chan were adorable and talked about the more technical scientific approaches to this activity, and George-chan, unsurprisingly, says she won't do the activity and she'll take detention if she has to ♥. She didn't get detention, but I do think she'll be finding herself with a raise soon ♥.
Kūkaku: George, don't ever get glasses, if you know what's good for you!
Shunsui: I have no idea what that's supposed to mean, Kūkaku-chan ♥. In my class, the Art of Pacifism, the duckling learned the importance of having hobbies, peaceful hobbies, Kūkaku-chan, like knitting and dating your radio cohosts, and they got to try out some new hobbies ♥. I tried out some, too, though Ino-chan seems to think I still need some work on my Ikebana ♥.
Kūkaku: Ike-freakin'-bana. Only flowers I wanna deal with are ones in the sky. Anyway, onto something less lame, fighing reserves, who worked on running an obstacle course filled with snowballs and rabbits. Slightly less lame, then. Kennedy, Zack, and Maladicta were all there to lead the reserves through their slightly less lame activity.
Shunsui: And over at the soror--
Kūkaku: Oh, no you don't! Gimme that! Okay. Sorority. They had a waffle bar. Already, we've got clashes, when Caroline tries to tell Kate she was lucky to get out of gravediggin' earlier but Kate lets Caroline know that she's in no mood to deal with her. I'd have punched the girl if that's how I felt, so way to be classy, Kate. Karla, on the other hand, got in trouble for hittin' Nathan, and she sulks to Emma about it. Nathan probably deserved it, though, so just remember that, Karla. Then they did introductions, which included havin' to reveal an embarrassin' secret....seriously, is that what girls do in sororities? And I'm surprised I'm glad I was never in one. Kate asks Juliet about her 'twinuition,' oh, gawd, and Kate gives Emma a wrapped package of Gitanes. Do I want to know what Gitanes are? Probably not. Quinn and Emma also discussed the turn out for their girly little club.
And here, the next part is about the newspaper, which is far less female and nubile, so you can read those, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: But all it says is that there was mingling and, even worse, work.
Kūkaku: Yup! Nice and safe. So we can move onto--
Shunsui: Oh, wait, a little bit about Ariel-chan being very excited to be...working with Ellie-chan on the newspaper ♥ ♥ ♥.
Kūkaku: --people's office hours. Ugh. John Crichton held his with special guest star TOASTY, and I feel like I should know what that means, but I know I just do not want to. Anakin was havin' trouble with preschool enrollment people, which is just another reason to never have spawn, before Karla came in to ask if hitting is ever okay. Um. DUH.
Shunsui: Even I agree that sometimes it's necessary...
Kūkaku: Hitting, Kyōraku, not hitting on.
Shunsui: I know!
Kūkaku: Uh-huh. Anyway, Jaina stopped by to talk to him about stealing ships, Zack wants to talk about the future, and Rinoa comes in to tell him the earth school system is ridiculous. And, next week, I stop in to tell him to stop having people come in to make more freakin' work for us on radio.
Shunsui: And, over in the DORMS, we have Alex smoking in his room because it's too cold outside, and Effy-chan advises him not to fall out the window and does handstands for him ♥. Also smoking, with the addition of drinking, is Nathan ♥. I feel we can relate to this kids, Kūkaku-chan ♥.
Kūkaku: Yeah, that got some real winnin' habits. Where's my pipe?
Shunsui: And Caroline-chan came by to talk of insults and sex and cocks, and, really, I do hope she isn't all ta--
Kūkaku: Geez, don't tell me I gotta censor stuff from those kids from fallin' into your hands, too. Oh, how about this. Kids? Let's not do so-called sexy tiems on Tuesdays, 'kay? Save it for Wednesday. Who does radio Thursday morning? Hook?
Shunsui: Err, I think so. I don't pay attention unless they're women ♥.
Kūkaku: It is Hook. That's perfect. Kids, save all your annoying sexiness for Wednesday, got it? Anyway, Ramona with the stupid name that Kyōraku likes so damn much watched some movie that took place in Canada in second floor common room. Bruce comfirms that, yep, that's Canada, and Canada is [BEEP]in' weird.
Shunsui: Weirder than here?
Kūkaku: Probably. But not weirder than Soul Society. Soul Society produced you. Onto the TOWN, we've got Hinata's cat being a lazy ass while Hinata cleans at Book Haven, and Ino tries to look busy when really she's probably just spacing out at the flower shop. Cable's hirin' at Wellspring Arms, and tell me I'm a horrible person for thinkin' it'd be funny to get a job there, and I'll kick you in the face.
Shunsui: You'd have to get one at the Arms Hotel, then, too, Kūkaku-chan ♥, where poor Mary-chan is flummoxed, and Shelley-chan discusses with her about cold making boobs ache ♥. Do they, Kūkaku-chan ♥?
Kūkaku: NO.
Shunsui: If they're sore, perhaps I can help ma--
*THWAP!!*
Kūkaku: I SAID NO, YOU MORON! I swear to God, does all that hair make you hard of hearing? UGH. Sookie nearly tripped over a package...shut up, Kyōraku!...at Luke's Diner, and George makes some sign out of shoe polish over at Kyōraku's stupid shop, and Ariel reads about horoscopes at Pixie Dust. Finally, Tino thinks Robin can, quote, 'suck it' at Caritas, where Jane Porter came in to research the zombies.
Shunsui: So you're telling me Jane-chan is into dead things... ♥?
Kūkaku You are a terrible person. And, at the same time? I feel like I should be glad that that's what you decided to respond to in that whole section.
Shunsui: By terrible you mean dashing and irresistible, right, Kūkaku-chan ♥. You mean we should totally go out for breakfast now that we're finished, yesssss ♥?
Kūkaku: No. Freakin'. Way. I lost my appetite about five seconds into this whole thing. I am [BEEP]in' outta here.
Shunsui: Ahhhh, Kūkaku-chan ♥. So sad to see you go, but so lovely to watch you leave ♥.
*CLICK!*