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Pirate Radio [Tuesday, January 25, 2011]
Gooooooooood morning, me hearties! It's certainly cold enough out there to freeze your--
*chittering*
...tongue to a flagpole? Really? I will give the first person to confirm through personal experience their very own bottle of rum! Tempting, aye?
Anyway, on to the news!
We begin, as is traditional, with classes where Getting out of Tight Situations was stranded in the cold by the side of the road with a dead car. Oh! A bit like being marooned. I hope you had rum and very few annoying wenches who insist upon burning perfectly serviceable drink. They dressed warmly as they waited around before deciding if they would walk for help, fix the the car, or wait for the sweet embrace of death. Teamwork 101 learned about ballroom dancing. Like a proper crew, they listened to instruction before pairing up to dance. Wesley stomped all over Karla's toes, Momoko told Squall to relax, and Chloe brought Karla coffee--I have rum! Not really related, but I am in a sharing mood--
*chittering*
Of my thoughts, not the rum.
And Reno told Genesis that if he was going to be asked to dance, he expected flowers first. Very wise. Never give something for nothing.
Advanced Drivers Education was on quadbikes, but today--like Hank and Bod discovered--with paintball! That one I can figure out from context. It sounds quite messy. I approve. Fighting With Powers split up the students who could fly--we have multiple students who can fly?!--against those who can't. Then they played capture the flag.
Science of Sexuality learned about--and I'm assuming here that you students know what I'm talking about--sexting and grinding. Emma, at least, knew, as she was braining her pretty skull against her desk and told Holmes that she knew what he and Watson were giggling about. Nathan--oh, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, what shall we do with ye? Unless ye enjoy getting slapped by women? Got slapped by Karla when his conversation began crass and ended worse. Ye'd make a fine pirate. Ariel and Rinoa giggled as they tried to figure out what interfemoral meant--it's a kind of leg muscle--and Peter checked that James wouldn't mind that he was having a discussion of sex with Helen. Is Peter dating James, or is Helen? I haven't been keeping track.
Bite-mark riddled banana peels were found in the office, and young William was besieged with books about llamas in the library. My dear friend Jane--hullo, Jane! was reading books in her office, and Shunsui woke in his office confused about what day it was. Oh, if I had a gold mark for every time I've done that, I'd be an even wealthier pirate than I am.
An on a less academic bent, clubs had their first meetings this week. Kappa Kappa Gremlin met and provided pizza and ice cream, with the caveat that you had to tell one thing about you for every topping on your sundae. That's quite devious. I approve. The Science Club also held its first meeting, complete with introductions. There was no word about any ice cream at that club.
And now, onto the dorms where Bobby was working on accounting homework--how vile!--before being distracted by the lovely Sookie. Bruce had Chinese food and equipment to see if the television was haunted up on the fifth floor. Those are pictures inside, not tiny demons. I asked. Elphaba stayed once she learned some of the Chinese food was vegan--ew--and Ariel came by to get Bruce involved in some interfermoral activities. No need to thank me for expanding your vocabulary, me hearties.
And now, to town which is where all of the interesting people live. And by people, I mean me.
Karla was reading a book at 'Dites, which I believe defeats the purpose of that shop,
Jack McAllister stopped by the diner (where Lacey was fearlessly defending herself against a rogue lawnchair) to ask for a job, Angua stopped in and talked with Lacey about her weekend, and Watson stopped in for tea and told Lacey about--I'm guessing--interfemoral activities. I might just like that word, now that I can pronounce it. Ender was interrupted from his research in Fixer Uppers by Ben--who wished to talk of Formics and Killiks and those words mean nothing to me, so I will assume they are sports teams--and Karla who wished to discuss the origin of the universe.
...
So we're starting with the nice, light small talk today. Speaking of nice and light, Jono was being broody in Groovy Tunes until he was interrupted by Tara to talk about Raven, Ariel to talk about Glee Club, and Karla to learn about musicality. Which might be a word I just created, but if Holmes and Watson can do I, so can I!
There were drinks in pineapples at the hotel yesterday and I missed it, Makita figured out American shoe sizes--they come in sizes?--at Pixie Dust, Angua fought with the troopers about not being able to add flare to their uniforms, and Dani ended up with a floral planter instead of nails at the Gig.
Max asked Cindy to check up on one of his students when they met for coffee at the Perk last night, and over at Caritas Jake was unsuccessful in getting Jaina to take home a tricycle-shaped planter. He met with more approval from Kukaku when he gave her a whisky--a drink that didn't suck.
And finally, Ino is reading medical journals in the clinic, which means that no one got horribly maimed yesterday, which is, I must admit, rather dull. Captain Jack tells you all to go out and get maimed next Monday so she has something to do!
You're welcome, Ino!
*chittering*
...tongue to a flagpole? Really? I will give the first person to confirm through personal experience their very own bottle of rum! Tempting, aye?
Anyway, on to the news!
We begin, as is traditional, with classes where Getting out of Tight Situations was stranded in the cold by the side of the road with a dead car. Oh! A bit like being marooned. I hope you had rum and very few annoying wenches who insist upon burning perfectly serviceable drink. They dressed warmly as they waited around before deciding if they would walk for help, fix the the car, or wait for the sweet embrace of death. Teamwork 101 learned about ballroom dancing. Like a proper crew, they listened to instruction before pairing up to dance. Wesley stomped all over Karla's toes, Momoko told Squall to relax, and Chloe brought Karla coffee--I have rum! Not really related, but I am in a sharing mood--
*chittering*
Of my thoughts, not the rum.
And Reno told Genesis that if he was going to be asked to dance, he expected flowers first. Very wise. Never give something for nothing.
Advanced Drivers Education was on quadbikes, but today--like Hank and Bod discovered--with paintball! That one I can figure out from context. It sounds quite messy. I approve. Fighting With Powers split up the students who could fly--we have multiple students who can fly?!--against those who can't. Then they played capture the flag.
Science of Sexuality learned about--and I'm assuming here that you students know what I'm talking about--sexting and grinding. Emma, at least, knew, as she was braining her pretty skull against her desk and told Holmes that she knew what he and Watson were giggling about. Nathan--oh, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, what shall we do with ye? Unless ye enjoy getting slapped by women? Got slapped by Karla when his conversation began crass and ended worse. Ye'd make a fine pirate. Ariel and Rinoa giggled as they tried to figure out what interfemoral meant--it's a kind of leg muscle--and Peter checked that James wouldn't mind that he was having a discussion of sex with Helen. Is Peter dating James, or is Helen? I haven't been keeping track.
Bite-mark riddled banana peels were found in the office, and young William was besieged with books about llamas in the library. My dear friend Jane--hullo, Jane! was reading books in her office, and Shunsui woke in his office confused about what day it was. Oh, if I had a gold mark for every time I've done that, I'd be an even wealthier pirate than I am.
An on a less academic bent, clubs had their first meetings this week. Kappa Kappa Gremlin met and provided pizza and ice cream, with the caveat that you had to tell one thing about you for every topping on your sundae. That's quite devious. I approve. The Science Club also held its first meeting, complete with introductions. There was no word about any ice cream at that club.
And now, onto the dorms where Bobby was working on accounting homework--how vile!--before being distracted by the lovely Sookie. Bruce had Chinese food and equipment to see if the television was haunted up on the fifth floor. Those are pictures inside, not tiny demons. I asked. Elphaba stayed once she learned some of the Chinese food was vegan--ew--and Ariel came by to get Bruce involved in some interfermoral activities. No need to thank me for expanding your vocabulary, me hearties.
And now, to town which is where all of the interesting people live. And by people, I mean me.
Karla was reading a book at 'Dites, which I believe defeats the purpose of that shop,
Jack McAllister stopped by the diner (where Lacey was fearlessly defending herself against a rogue lawnchair) to ask for a job, Angua stopped in and talked with Lacey about her weekend, and Watson stopped in for tea and told Lacey about--I'm guessing--interfemoral activities. I might just like that word, now that I can pronounce it. Ender was interrupted from his research in Fixer Uppers by Ben--who wished to talk of Formics and Killiks and those words mean nothing to me, so I will assume they are sports teams--and Karla who wished to discuss the origin of the universe.
...
So we're starting with the nice, light small talk today. Speaking of nice and light, Jono was being broody in Groovy Tunes until he was interrupted by Tara to talk about Raven, Ariel to talk about Glee Club, and Karla to learn about musicality. Which might be a word I just created, but if Holmes and Watson can do I, so can I!
There were drinks in pineapples at the hotel yesterday and I missed it, Makita figured out American shoe sizes--they come in sizes?--at Pixie Dust, Angua fought with the troopers about not being able to add flare to their uniforms, and Dani ended up with a floral planter instead of nails at the Gig.
Max asked Cindy to check up on one of his students when they met for coffee at the Perk last night, and over at Caritas Jake was unsuccessful in getting Jaina to take home a tricycle-shaped planter. He met with more approval from Kukaku when he gave her a whisky--a drink that didn't suck.
And finally, Ino is reading medical journals in the clinic, which means that no one got horribly maimed yesterday, which is, I must admit, rather dull. Captain Jack tells you all to go out and get maimed next Monday so she has something to do!
You're welcome, Ino!
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Really, she probably ought to protest the idea of 'go get maimed', but, after the initial splutter she was giggling.
Perhaps if they got only a little bit maimed?
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