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fandom_radio2011-01-23 09:52 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday January 23rd
Hey, Fandom. Good to see that you people recognize talent, even if most of you haven't ever seen a decent action movie. This is Lucas Lee, but you knew that already. After all, you voted for me.
Let's just get right too this.
School
Oh, hey, did you guys finally figure out that you have weekends off? Because the only person in the library today was Blackagar, and all he did was read the news today. Oh boy, it wasn't even the real news. It sounds like he was sticking to the comics. Good stuff there. You know, I read for the movie about that stupid Great Dane. I thought it was going to be a horror movie where the big dog ate everyone. Turns out, it was just horrible and can bite me.
Dorms
This morning in the fourth floor common room, Effy walked in on Nathan talking to the microwave. He somehow turned her wondering what the hell he was doing into asking her to make him waffles and then offering to make her waffles if she would bang him. This is the Nathan kid who's in my class, right? I think he's looking at the wrong field. Hey, squirrels, hit the music. It's time for another public service announcement.
Hey. Sometimes you find yourself on one path in life and realize, 'Hey, my skills are better suited to something else.' Like, you may think you're set to be a really famous actor, but when you find yourself trying to give someone something so they'll have sex with you and they don't have a pimp? You're ready to become a casting director. Go with your strengths.
The more you know.
In the evening, Ben and Tahiri got back to her room as part of a date night where they were 'sparring.' If that's what you want to call it. And they were 'enthusiastic' about how good the 'sparring' is. Usually is when you 'spar' out in public. Just don't get caught.
Town
This is where the real action is this week. Not that there's much action. It's mostly just a bunch of people opening up their businesses. Let's get those out of the way first. Jane Porter was bugging Apu about a hiking trip at Turtle & Canary. Nobody cares about hiking. But she also brought up the idea of letting a chimp work at the store. I say do it. There's nothing better than a monkey in an apron bringing me a box of cereal and cleaning up some spilled soda.
Leo opened up Fixer-Uppers and was working on something. Boring. Jaina opened up Caritas and found that weird bartender guy without pants. Creepy. And Millie was reading all alone at the FTEC because nobody came in bleeding. Sad. We'll see if I can break somebody's leg to keep you company next week.
Oh, hey, Genesis was holding casting calls for a new play at The Boards. Good for you, kid. Keep getting some practice and maybe you'll do some film directing and have a real career. Captain Jack Sparrow... isn't he the head guy on the radio? Don't think I'm going to call you boss, okay? He auditioned for the play by singing something and bragging about how it's his birthday. Lame party, bro. Genesis asked him if he'd met Captain Hook. He hasn't, but I think they're missing a prime opportunity. Sure, pirates aren't in anymore, but people would tune in for a pirate radio rap battle. Think about it. I'll even get somebody to get somebody to sponsor it. I have a TA. I can force her to do stupid crap like that.
Elphaba walked into the auditions and tried out even thought she was told she'd have to be a singing dog. Ouuuuch. Buuuuuuuurn. I'm going to have to remember that one. Triela tried out by singing a Wagnerian opera and Genesis called her out as sucking at it. BUUUUUURN. Maybe this Genesis guy could make a living. On a reality show, at least. Does he have an accent? He could pull off an American Idol kind of show if he does. Karla sang and asked about the play and... no trash talking there? Genesis is losing me. And Warren came in to audition for the part of doing backstage advertising stuff. He got it, probably because nobody else was going to audition.
All that talk about casting and I didn't have a single note about a casting couch situation? Call Nathan and learn something. I mean, what's the point of casting if you're not going to get something on the side?
Dite's Decadent Delights was open with Aphrodite hanging out with her sackless cat when Rinoa stopped in to tell Aphrodite all about her love life. Oh, hey, BREAKING NEWS: High school romances end badly.Either your heart's gonna get broken or you're going to ruin this Squall kid for life. That's not even the more you know. That's just the breaks.
Over at Atlas Gym, John Sheppard was playing loud music and doing air guitar because he's fourteen and his parents were downstairs. Jaina came in to work out and not sing along and probably tell people they shouldn't jump other people on a skateboard. That's just a guess.
And finally, Bod spent the night in the graveyard talking to the tombstones because that's not crazy at all.
That's it. I'm out of here. I have to place some bets on the games today.
Let's just get right too this.
School
Oh, hey, did you guys finally figure out that you have weekends off? Because the only person in the library today was Blackagar, and all he did was read the news today. Oh boy, it wasn't even the real news. It sounds like he was sticking to the comics. Good stuff there. You know, I read for the movie about that stupid Great Dane. I thought it was going to be a horror movie where the big dog ate everyone. Turns out, it was just horrible and can bite me.
Dorms
This morning in the fourth floor common room, Effy walked in on Nathan talking to the microwave. He somehow turned her wondering what the hell he was doing into asking her to make him waffles and then offering to make her waffles if she would bang him. This is the Nathan kid who's in my class, right? I think he's looking at the wrong field. Hey, squirrels, hit the music. It's time for another public service announcement.
Hey. Sometimes you find yourself on one path in life and realize, 'Hey, my skills are better suited to something else.' Like, you may think you're set to be a really famous actor, but when you find yourself trying to give someone something so they'll have sex with you and they don't have a pimp? You're ready to become a casting director. Go with your strengths.
The more you know.
In the evening, Ben and Tahiri got back to her room as part of a date night where they were 'sparring.' If that's what you want to call it. And they were 'enthusiastic' about how good the 'sparring' is. Usually is when you 'spar' out in public. Just don't get caught.
Town
This is where the real action is this week. Not that there's much action. It's mostly just a bunch of people opening up their businesses. Let's get those out of the way first. Jane Porter was bugging Apu about a hiking trip at Turtle & Canary. Nobody cares about hiking. But she also brought up the idea of letting a chimp work at the store. I say do it. There's nothing better than a monkey in an apron bringing me a box of cereal and cleaning up some spilled soda.
Leo opened up Fixer-Uppers and was working on something. Boring. Jaina opened up Caritas and found that weird bartender guy without pants. Creepy. And Millie was reading all alone at the FTEC because nobody came in bleeding. Sad. We'll see if I can break somebody's leg to keep you company next week.
Oh, hey, Genesis was holding casting calls for a new play at The Boards. Good for you, kid. Keep getting some practice and maybe you'll do some film directing and have a real career. Captain Jack Sparrow... isn't he the head guy on the radio? Don't think I'm going to call you boss, okay? He auditioned for the play by singing something and bragging about how it's his birthday. Lame party, bro. Genesis asked him if he'd met Captain Hook. He hasn't, but I think they're missing a prime opportunity. Sure, pirates aren't in anymore, but people would tune in for a pirate radio rap battle. Think about it. I'll even get somebody to get somebody to sponsor it. I have a TA. I can force her to do stupid crap like that.
Elphaba walked into the auditions and tried out even thought she was told she'd have to be a singing dog. Ouuuuch. Buuuuuuuurn. I'm going to have to remember that one. Triela tried out by singing a Wagnerian opera and Genesis called her out as sucking at it. BUUUUUURN. Maybe this Genesis guy could make a living. On a reality show, at least. Does he have an accent? He could pull off an American Idol kind of show if he does. Karla sang and asked about the play and... no trash talking there? Genesis is losing me. And Warren came in to audition for the part of doing backstage advertising stuff. He got it, probably because nobody else was going to audition.
All that talk about casting and I didn't have a single note about a casting couch situation? Call Nathan and learn something. I mean, what's the point of casting if you're not going to get something on the side?
Dite's Decadent Delights was open with Aphrodite hanging out with her sackless cat when Rinoa stopped in to tell Aphrodite all about her love life. Oh, hey, BREAKING NEWS: High school romances end badly.Either your heart's gonna get broken or you're going to ruin this Squall kid for life. That's not even the more you know. That's just the breaks.
Over at Atlas Gym, John Sheppard was playing loud music and doing air guitar because he's fourteen and his parents were downstairs. Jaina came in to work out and not sing along and probably tell people they shouldn't jump other people on a skateboard. That's just a guess.
And finally, Bod spent the night in the graveyard talking to the tombstones because that's not crazy at all.
That's it. I'm out of here. I have to place some bets on the games today.