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Fandom Radio, Saturday - January 22nd
Awww, you all like me! You really like me! Or, at least, didn't like the others enough. But I'll take that praise for what it is. Acceptance into your hearts and minds.
And then go about mocking you all. Because that's the only way to show you love someone. Or something. I dunno. Ask Stephanie Meyer.
School
Lucas and his class on being a B-list actor who is destined for the SyFy channel talked about throwing people out of windows. Probably with CGI. While they bantered about, Kate and another Nate who isn't a Summers talk about how he got her drunk. Which I think I'm supposed to say is bad. So... it's bad. Baaaaad. Quinn and Caroline talk about slushies and being frenemies and where is Lohan when you need her? Ramona was nice to inform the Disney overlord that she could totally get them a C. Because we know Disney isn't that great with the banter. Just check out Kingdom Hearts. Oh god, that music haunts my dreams.
Aaaand with that new pirate, Sea Dogging had kids dress in drag and slap each other with fish. No one can ever judge my classes again. Ever. Dutch Dutchy Dutchdutch and The Mullet question the activity while Hank was on that like a nun on dinosaurs. Oh, and Rilla judged you all. Each and everyone one of you. Especially Hank. Maybe because he got beat by Percy in a dress. A crossdessin' Nico and Luke also got into a fish fight. Which I feel should be more hilarious than it is. Hank and the Mullet went all out in the dresses, though. Like tarts, the notes say. I feel conflicted about this. Mullet got into a fight with Claudia about chivalry and kick girls' asses. As one does. Jason and the puppy were also pretty confused by all this. Confused enough for the puppy to hit Hook and get detention. Oooo! I approve! Way to go, kid!
Pop Culture talked all about hipsters. Ahahahaha. Hipsters. Tight pants and no joy in their souls. Might as well just go to Hot Topic, kids. Baldrick was back in Dealing with Idiots to talk about threats and insults. Ah, my old friends. Alex who isn't a hot chick and Karla decide this is a normal UST filled conversation. Also with the mad UST? Wesley and Jono.
Over in the library, Wesley was preparing for his relationship with Jono by reading books on the matter. You know, the internet has much more. Jeremy showed up for boring books on boring, but found Wesley's topic far more interesting. Wow, this place just got, like, fifteen percent gayer. It's like having Setsuna back! Henry, meanwhile, is keeping it PG by looking at parenting books. Ooo! I have, like, fifteen. Not that I'm a parent of any of that crap. You shut your damn mouths.
Jaina who thinks my ass is sexy was in her office, doing mission prep. And by mission prep, I mean writing JS+WW all over her notebooks. Also in his office, that hippie Shunsi ♥--OH GOD, HE'S INFECTED ME. MAKE HIM STOP, PEOPLE. If it happens again, I'm writing an angry letter. Cap was in his office, doing boring crap when Tony showed up so they can have wild Avengers hijinks over... vacuums. That is seriously weak. You could at least talk about kicking Stilt Man's ass or something. It's not like he's even relevant anymore.
*chittering*
Okay, you got me there. He was never relevant.
There was a Club Fair going on for those of you dorky enough to join clubs. People could mingle about if they wanted to. Which I wouldn't, because I'm now a hipster. Yup, you guys found me out. I'm also wearing a jaunty scarf and glasses that I don't actually need.
Peter was all happy at the Mullet for his recruiting technique at the frat of pizza. Mmm. Pizza. Blackbolt starts up the quietest paper ever with Juliet showing up to get a job doing gossip and papa-papa-paparazzi stuff. That Disney Overlord was also excited about the silent paper and got a job doing horoscopes. Lemme guess, they all end with happiness. Or parents dying. One of them. Cally showed up and became the non-silent partner in the paper. Ah ha, see what I did there? Do you see? I'm clever. Medusa also got her giant head of hair dragged into the paper because someone needs to let people know what that guy is saying. Ellie asked Cally aaaaall about the paper she was Shang-haied into. I hope they write about the economic crisis! Ben cheated on his boyfriend by talking to Stark about knitting sweaters and other things that involve science. God, Skywalker. Keep your kid in line before the Bender fans freak out. Puck wondered if he needed a helmet around George and then she apologized for throwing candy at him. I'm pretty sure there's a story in there, so let's make up one! Everyone got it in their heads? Good. Quinn and Disney Overlord talked about the sorority and all the super cool things they were gonna do. Like bake me pie. Kate makes Emma-Lite work to get her to join the sorority. Oh, and the Disney Overlord met Emma-Lite and asked if she was besties with Quinn. Ahahahaha. Oh, Emma Frost being besties with someone. My sides! They split. And then Momoko saddened me by not having a fake club dedicated to me. But to that Gackt guy instead.
Dorms
Elphaba was busy watching an edutainment TV show when Ramona showed up to mention how she couldn't be green. Because it ain't easy.
Town
The Odd Couple of Jane and Shelley were off hiking on the island and talkin' about dishcloths and how they hold sentimental value. Yeah, and I'm the crazy one here. Gotcha. Gackt had day number two of casting for his play about dogs and how they have tragic, tragic lives. And sniff each other's asses. Disney Overlord showed up to audition--and for the love of god, than Kingdom Hearts song is back in my head. I'm never gonna be able to get it out. Puppy showed up to check it out because the nickname is funny and we aaaaall know. He ended up getting drafted into auditioning. So I'm torn on how much to still give him a thumbs up on the hitting a teacher with a fish thing. Aaaand Claudia was there to do lights. Again.
Let's see what we have left... Bod was a sack of emo at the diner and then Ino came by for pancakes and to talk about his emo. All that emo. The Dutch kid and one of the Callys from outer space had a daaaaaaate. And yes, it's always gotta be said like that. Deal with it.. Ben was having issues with his datapad when Ender showed up to the glee if fangirls and inform him that yelling at the computer doesn't help. Ah, but smacking it does. Vida had a sale that makes me sad as it is only for people from the 60's and 70's. What about the 90's, Vida? What about the 90's? Chesty LaRue was giving Gunther room to watch his footie. Because he kept shouting 'GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!' even when there weren't any. And that's just awkward. Hope whose name isn't as cool as Jan was over at T&C, throwing things at Apu. Upgrade that to weapons, and I'll be happy.
Aaaand last for the clinic and Caritas... John was busy answering comments on his blog and getting frustrated. Which is just what happens when you have crack ships, John. Also, Jailbait Jessica was mixing up dirty drinks. Names or cleanliness of the glass?
*chittering*
That's not as fun. But that, folks, is all you have today. I have a kid to make pancakes for, so get your asses out of bed and go do something with your lives.
And then go about mocking you all. Because that's the only way to show you love someone. Or something. I dunno. Ask Stephanie Meyer.
School
Lucas and his class on being a B-list actor who is destined for the SyFy channel talked about throwing people out of windows. Probably with CGI. While they bantered about, Kate and another Nate who isn't a Summers talk about how he got her drunk. Which I think I'm supposed to say is bad. So... it's bad. Baaaaad. Quinn and Caroline talk about slushies and being frenemies and where is Lohan when you need her? Ramona was nice to inform the Disney overlord that she could totally get them a C. Because we know Disney isn't that great with the banter. Just check out Kingdom Hearts. Oh god, that music haunts my dreams.
Aaaand with that new pirate, Sea Dogging had kids dress in drag and slap each other with fish. No one can ever judge my classes again. Ever. Dutch Dutchy Dutchdutch and The Mullet question the activity while Hank was on that like a nun on dinosaurs. Oh, and Rilla judged you all. Each and everyone one of you. Especially Hank. Maybe because he got beat by Percy in a dress. A crossdessin' Nico and Luke also got into a fish fight. Which I feel should be more hilarious than it is. Hank and the Mullet went all out in the dresses, though. Like tarts, the notes say. I feel conflicted about this. Mullet got into a fight with Claudia about chivalry and kick girls' asses. As one does. Jason and the puppy were also pretty confused by all this. Confused enough for the puppy to hit Hook and get detention. Oooo! I approve! Way to go, kid!
Pop Culture talked all about hipsters. Ahahahaha. Hipsters. Tight pants and no joy in their souls. Might as well just go to Hot Topic, kids. Baldrick was back in Dealing with Idiots to talk about threats and insults. Ah, my old friends. Alex who isn't a hot chick and Karla decide this is a normal UST filled conversation. Also with the mad UST? Wesley and Jono.
Over in the library, Wesley was preparing for his relationship with Jono by reading books on the matter. You know, the internet has much more. Jeremy showed up for boring books on boring, but found Wesley's topic far more interesting. Wow, this place just got, like, fifteen percent gayer. It's like having Setsuna back! Henry, meanwhile, is keeping it PG by looking at parenting books. Ooo! I have, like, fifteen. Not that I'm a parent of any of that crap. You shut your damn mouths.
Jaina who thinks my ass is sexy was in her office, doing mission prep. And by mission prep, I mean writing JS+WW all over her notebooks. Also in his office, that hippie Shunsi ♥--OH GOD, HE'S INFECTED ME. MAKE HIM STOP, PEOPLE. If it happens again, I'm writing an angry letter. Cap was in his office, doing boring crap when Tony showed up so they can have wild Avengers hijinks over... vacuums. That is seriously weak. You could at least talk about kicking Stilt Man's ass or something. It's not like he's even relevant anymore.
*chittering*
Okay, you got me there. He was never relevant.
There was a Club Fair going on for those of you dorky enough to join clubs. People could mingle about if they wanted to. Which I wouldn't, because I'm now a hipster. Yup, you guys found me out. I'm also wearing a jaunty scarf and glasses that I don't actually need.
Peter was all happy at the Mullet for his recruiting technique at the frat of pizza. Mmm. Pizza. Blackbolt starts up the quietest paper ever with Juliet showing up to get a job doing gossip and papa-papa-paparazzi stuff. That Disney Overlord was also excited about the silent paper and got a job doing horoscopes. Lemme guess, they all end with happiness. Or parents dying. One of them. Cally showed up and became the non-silent partner in the paper. Ah ha, see what I did there? Do you see? I'm clever. Medusa also got her giant head of hair dragged into the paper because someone needs to let people know what that guy is saying. Ellie asked Cally aaaaall about the paper she was Shang-haied into. I hope they write about the economic crisis! Ben cheated on his boyfriend by talking to Stark about knitting sweaters and other things that involve science. God, Skywalker. Keep your kid in line before the Bender fans freak out. Puck wondered if he needed a helmet around George and then she apologized for throwing candy at him. I'm pretty sure there's a story in there, so let's make up one! Everyone got it in their heads? Good. Quinn and Disney Overlord talked about the sorority and all the super cool things they were gonna do. Like bake me pie. Kate makes Emma-Lite work to get her to join the sorority. Oh, and the Disney Overlord met Emma-Lite and asked if she was besties with Quinn. Ahahahaha. Oh, Emma Frost being besties with someone. My sides! They split. And then Momoko saddened me by not having a fake club dedicated to me. But to that Gackt guy instead.
Dorms
Elphaba was busy watching an edutainment TV show when Ramona showed up to mention how she couldn't be green. Because it ain't easy.
Town
The Odd Couple of Jane and Shelley were off hiking on the island and talkin' about dishcloths and how they hold sentimental value. Yeah, and I'm the crazy one here. Gotcha. Gackt had day number two of casting for his play about dogs and how they have tragic, tragic lives. And sniff each other's asses. Disney Overlord showed up to audition--and for the love of god, than Kingdom Hearts song is back in my head. I'm never gonna be able to get it out. Puppy showed up to check it out because the nickname is funny and we aaaaall know. He ended up getting drafted into auditioning. So I'm torn on how much to still give him a thumbs up on the hitting a teacher with a fish thing. Aaaand Claudia was there to do lights. Again.
Let's see what we have left... Bod was a sack of emo at the diner and then Ino came by for pancakes and to talk about his emo. All that emo. The Dutch kid and one of the Callys from outer space had a daaaaaaate. And yes, it's always gotta be said like that. Deal with it.. Ben was having issues with his datapad when Ender showed up to the glee if fangirls and inform him that yelling at the computer doesn't help. Ah, but smacking it does. Vida had a sale that makes me sad as it is only for people from the 60's and 70's. What about the 90's, Vida? What about the 90's? Chesty LaRue was giving Gunther room to watch his footie. Because he kept shouting 'GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!' even when there weren't any. And that's just awkward. Hope whose name isn't as cool as Jan was over at T&C, throwing things at Apu. Upgrade that to weapons, and I'll be happy.
Aaaand last for the clinic and Caritas... John was busy answering comments on his blog and getting frustrated. Which is just what happens when you have crack ships, John. Also, Jailbait Jessica was mixing up dirty drinks. Names or cleanliness of the glass?
*chittering*
That's not as fun. But that, folks, is all you have today. I have a kid to make pancakes for, so get your asses out of bed and go do something with your lives.